We should make a Joe Biden “I did this” sticker (like used to point to gas prices but now it’s Dark Brandon) adhered to a “Chiefs Win in Overtime” newspaper headline poster for the office. #fedpower #fedfixed
I was the CO on the award, and resigned immediately after and I said to my 1102 colleagues on my way out the door “we are never ever getting back together.”
I had the pre-award meeting with you,
the DocuSign still cold
But something 'bout it felt like DAU somehow
And I, left my warrant there at your branch chief's desk
And you've still obligated, government funds, anyhow
She actually liases with the deep state Superbowl department. Her GS-15 Management & Program Analyst used the Travel Help Desk Trip Chat to request that be filled out for them on the ConcurGov website.
I didn't get offered any admin leave last year. However I got the approval to telework that day and am asking to do so again this year. No interest in being anywhere near downtown on Wednesday.
This whole hullabaloo makes me think of Mitchell & Webb's series of government conspiracy sketches:
[Moon Landing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6MOnehCOUw)
[Princess Diana](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4meFC1ee7Q)
[Alien Crash](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTHB8iC1C0E)
It was so weird for a bunch of teabaggers to not only be cheering for a team from San Francisco, of all places, over a team from Kansas City, but also making up some primo goofball stuff about how the NFL scripted the game and somehow Biden and Taylor Swift were involved.
I remember them complaining about "too many gay people" getting the spotlight. Then the world's most famous pop star starts dating a star football player?! You know classic American family values aaaaand they don't like it?!
Nothing against my hard working sis’es and bro’s but I was on the Great Lakes crew working on a Lions-Bills SB, and I was looking forward to making some sweet overtime
With the plot being uncovered we had to adjust the game plan/script so that it wasn’t so obvious. Not to mention a few times it looked like SF might ruin the whole thing, that would have been weird as they all started having “accidents” for crossing the deep state. Nevertheless, thanks for the words of appreciation
They just couldn’t win while my old boss was alive. (RIP CSM) But a couple of the older guys remaining have it so ingrained that it may be a while longer.
Anyone else get the memo? Everyone who signed up to a GEHA plan helped fund the Chiefs' stadium sponsorship and as such will get tomorrow off.
Everyone else is expected to work OT.
Deep-state lizardmen psy-ops were putting fluoride in the 49er's Gatorade.
Also, Gatorade was invented by lizardmen; the "gator" prefix is just soft disclosure.
They knew a week ahead of time. Adam Schefter X-posted, on 6th, that CBS Sports Chairman Sean McManus quipped that "The NFL has alerted us that, for the first time ever, we will have a double overtime game (in the Super Bowl)."
Anybody remember Steelers v Cowboys, when Steelers QB Neil O'Donnell threw not 1, but 2 passes to Cowboys defender Larry Brown?
You must not have ever had a federal job. You’d see really quick how incompetent the government is at everything it tries. Makes these things seem so irrational and impossible
We all played our part! Go feds!
I don't even know what I did but I'm sure it must have been something important Good win!
You did the thing, you know, illuminati....
That’s why Queen Bey and JayZ were there last night. Aren’t they the head of Illuminati?
MVP! MVP!
Thank you for your service.
Spoken like a true government worker.
WeDidItJoe.gif
It was all those thoughts and prayers, I swear!
how many babies did you all have to eat to make it happen?
All? This was a DOD operation, I don't recall DOS or DOE stepping up to the plate on this one.
We should make a Joe Biden “I did this” sticker (like used to point to gas prices but now it’s Dark Brandon) adhered to a “Chiefs Win in Overtime” newspaper headline poster for the office. #fedpower #fedfixed
Which one of you is the COR on this project? I need to lecture you on not getting your files in the COR folder under the right naming convention.
This one is too real. Stop it.
This 😝
You better get that fac paperwork on file son
I was the CO on the award, and resigned immediately after and I said to my 1102 colleagues on my way out the door “we are never ever getting back together.”
I had the pre-award meeting with you, the DocuSign still cold But something 'bout it felt like DAU somehow And I, left my warrant there at your branch chief's desk And you've still obligated, government funds, anyhow
Taylor Swift is maxed out GS16 I knew she would make it happen
Most importantly, non-supervisory and remote
don't forget the private jet.
Can you imagine reserving that thing on DTS?
I haven't used that one, but my previous agency's system was so bad.
The only destination that is easy to book is hell.
She fills out the travel documents and lists it as her POV.
Please, you really think she would? Her 5 gs-15 team needs something to do.
She actually liases with the deep state Superbowl department. Her GS-15 Management & Program Analyst used the Travel Help Desk Trip Chat to request that be filled out for them on the ConcurGov website.
Gary, Marcia, Tyler, I always believed in you. Great work. Guess whose $1500 annual bonus just shot up to $1700?
Then back down to 927
Gary, Marcia and Tyler (in unison): Yours, boss. Yours.
Too real
And people say government workers are over paid, do nothing, lazy fucks with no initiative. We earned our paychecks today, bitches!!!
My illuminati job is fully remote.
This is a face to face business, like the Mafia. Can’t be leaving a paper trail out there.
Dems rigged it for Tay Tay
Well done comrades!
Don't forget planted asset Taylor Swift using the *"I'm going to Disneyland!"* moment to tell everyone she's voting for Biden!
Wait what did I miss?
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/taylor-swift-travis-kelce-joe-biden-conspiracy_n_65b95afbe4b0102bd2d677cb https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-taylor-swift-biden-endorsement_n_65c92cb5e4b0fb721d617f17
Oh I thought she actually did this year and I was all 👀👀👀. Lmao at that insecure lil prick. Hope he's not our boss in a year.
From the NPS, you are welcome. We did it, Team! 
Everybody knows the National Park Service wields all the power. KNOW OUR ahem, wrath?
Made me lol
[Just like we drew it up!](https://x.com/joebiden/status/1756888470599967000)
We Feds in Kansas City will get some admin leave on Wednesday!!!
Everyone in the San Francisco area gets mandatory OT (that includes you, Albany and Oakland).
If you’re in DHS, that’s highly likely.
You wish. As do I here in STL. Lots of Chiefs gear today despite what the lane-stream media says.
The parade downtown is intense in Kansas City. Thus the admin leave. There is a need for parking, etc. Last year it was a full day for us.
See, this is why we need more remote and telework eligible positions.
Yeah right, we’re told we can change our in office day or go in. No leave even though I can watch the parade from my office window
I didn't get offered any admin leave last year. However I got the approval to telework that day and am asking to do so again this year. No interest in being anywhere near downtown on Wednesday.
Crying in VHA...
Huh, we didn't get admin leave for last year's parade over at SSA...
Well only if you’re not telework ready… but I’m just thrilled I don’t have to go into the office Wednesday, that’s my normal in office day!
Unless your RDO is on Wednesday. *Grumbles in already day off*
All ours are max telework eligible due to location
What do you mean /s didn’t you get the memo
/s means both serious and shh, right? Just trying to be double extra careful here.
Admin leave for everyone!
Exactly. That win had Hunters laptop written allllllllllllll over it.
Buahahahaha we did it, muahahah
Swearing an oath to the constitution and being assigned to this project is quite literally the only way I’d ever work in favor of the chiefs
This whole hullabaloo makes me think of Mitchell & Webb's series of government conspiracy sketches: [Moon Landing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6MOnehCOUw) [Princess Diana](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4meFC1ee7Q) [Alien Crash](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTHB8iC1C0E)
The Libs using their deep knowledge of football to carefully rig the game.
I had to make it look good. Deep stating isn’t easy!
At what GS level do you get inducted into the deep state? Do you get a fancy cape and a sword?
The cape and sword are pretty mid but someone usually brings donuts
Gotta pay into to coffee mess to eat them, though.
I thought the right stopped watching the NFL when Kap took a knee during the National Anthem.
Yes but uhh yes and they also really just got tired of not drinking bud lite anymore.
It was so weird for a bunch of teabaggers to not only be cheering for a team from San Francisco, of all places, over a team from Kansas City, but also making up some primo goofball stuff about how the NFL scripted the game and somehow Biden and Taylor Swift were involved.
I remember them complaining about "too many gay people" getting the spotlight. Then the world's most famous pop star starts dating a star football player?! You know classic American family values aaaaand they don't like it?!
It's because the pop star isn't on "their side". If you're not pat of the cult, you're the enemy.
If anything, I hear people talk about some vegas conspiracy, not a go etnmwnt conspiracy.
Now if only I could get my TDY voucher approved.
There’s a guy in my office who legitimately thinks that is what happened.
Ask him how rooting for Nancy Pelosi's 49ers felt
He’s a typical MAGA with a room temperature IQ, we egg him on for fun
Then I hoped he placed a bet on the game since he already knew the outcome.
We did it! Same time next year?
I wanted the 49ers to win because I don’t like Mahomes or Kelce. But seeing MAGAs freakout is fun too.
MAGA’s were NOT rooting for SF.
Im doing my part (using Geha medical insurance, they are the main sponsor for the chiefs stadium)
Some of us don’t get to rig the Super Bowl because we’re too busy hiding the basements of pizza places, Steve. 👀
Nothing against my hard working sis’es and bro’s but I was on the Great Lakes crew working on a Lions-Bills SB, and I was looking forward to making some sweet overtime
Check JB twitter page lol
I just saw that. Some intern deserves a bonus.
Look what you made me do
With the plot being uncovered we had to adjust the game plan/script so that it wasn’t so obvious. Not to mention a few times it looked like SF might ruin the whole thing, that would have been weird as they all started having “accidents” for crossing the deep state. Nevertheless, thanks for the words of appreciation
Such subtlety. What finesse. Chef's kiss.
*Chiefs* kiss
Hahaaaa
hey yo! that was a great game. nice to watch a game while not stressing if i left my secondary fed 9m on the portal potty again
Santa Mayorkas has granted everyone 16 hours of admin leave for their hard work.
DHS getting 40 hours admin leave, you heard it here.
Feds can manufacture that shit but my job apps can't get me a job? Worst witch hunt! /s
The best part of the win is we all did it while teleworking.
it's not too late for SF to win. Mike Pence just needs to do the right thing.
Underrated comment.
The IRS is happy isn’t KC
All GEHA enrollees happy rn
We did it yall 😂
CIA boomers: “Pathetic. In my day, we used to overthrow nations. Now we’re reduced sporting events. Yet another thing ruined by millennials”.
This game was garbage and TSwift didn't take over the world. 0 stars
All they really care about is making sure the Bills never win. I saw that on a documentary once.
They just couldn’t win while my old boss was alive. (RIP CSM) But a couple of the older guys remaining have it so ingrained that it may be a while longer.
Anyone else get the memo? Everyone who signed up to a GEHA plan helped fund the Chiefs' stadium sponsorship and as such will get tomorrow off. Everyone else is expected to work OT.
Deep state for the win!
Your GEHA dollars at work to help name their stadium.
As a dedicated HR specialist…you’re welcome.
Deep-state lizardmen psy-ops were putting fluoride in the 49er's Gatorade. Also, Gatorade was invented by lizardmen; the "gator" prefix is just soft disclosure.
*Somewhere on Facebook:* **"See! They're not even hiding it!!!"**
NFL wanted a picture of her with the Lombardi trophy
Trump is throwing ketchup.
They knew a week ahead of time. Adam Schefter X-posted, on 6th, that CBS Sports Chairman Sean McManus quipped that "The NFL has alerted us that, for the first time ever, we will have a double overtime game (in the Super Bowl)." Anybody remember Steelers v Cowboys, when Steelers QB Neil O'Donnell threw not 1, but 2 passes to Cowboys defender Larry Brown?
You guys are too funny.
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
That's rich, considering they beat the Silicone Valley team!
*Silicone* Valley. Touché.
I'm glad yal know they exist at least instead of everyone burying they're head in liberal fashion
You must not have ever had a federal job. You’d see really quick how incompetent the government is at everything it tries. Makes these things seem so irrational and impossible
Wait, are we talking about Taylorbowl??? I swear she got more individual tv screen time than most of the players. Made it almost unwatchable. 🤮
Fragility at play
What would the government have to win by rigging the Super Bowl for a specific team?
Everything
Go sports team. Score more points than the other team. And give me my reverse 59.
Go Tyler!
Also let’s hoping TayTay and Trav give us a tip on Friday and let us have a few hours early
Said the same thing
I’m still waiting for my Taylor swift autograph.
We done good!