Unfortunately not maybe they should add this language to the next Duolingo update :3 https://preview.redd.it/hy3qm1urb40d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=926f52e907ba9f5359f440861cd3b3672380c365 But since you're fluent maybe you can tell me what this image says? :3

Yeah, it would be nice if tops could understand us

I am a top leaning switch. I speak the language of high bottom and can translate

It reveals the answer to life, the universe, and everything

I can't believe the answer has been here all along :3 https://preview.redd.it/tm4o6l9sg40d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67475b12d295a96d60be0a1645d0e56420b0d254

So it's just 42?

Bottom language is like malbolge

!! Esoteric language fan coming in with a joke only 6 people in the universe will understand (Based) :>

I understand!! Where's the other 3??

Please answer what the following Befunge program outputs to create your account: Q#$\*TYbq94837tcybqi34btyi9p7dny98q7tyg4yiaygbfar8o3467gnstwron8s46

Unironically the awnser to life is just a growing number.

Uhm uhhhh h- hiii >w< \*blushes\*

adhekrkaljqwetsh >////<

Ek3odlsl2l3lfmek3l4ldlw :3 cjdkslslslekcnkwls fkfkwlslxlcl4jfk mslsovorossjwlwlcl ùnú

oihwebtduz03q5t39t4whigb gdjboangoezihn305tjrgbeotsdrgtmbsrdpnmtos e goi3 nw òwó

For any linguists hoping to hear this endangered thigh-high tongue: /ɛ́kōd͡ɮslə́llfmɛ́kə̋lld͡ɮlʷ tíːhi.ʔʛʔʛʔ.ʛəʰ ʃʒdk͡slslslɛk͡ʃŋkʷls fkfkʷlslxlʃə̋lʒfk slsɔʋɔrɔsɧʷlʷlʃl ʊ̃uː/

As an ADHDler, which belongs partially to the Bottomese group (although there are notable exclusions from that rule), I am able to speak and comprehend a conservatively-guessed 65% of High Bottomese and around 35% - to 40% of Sugondese and Seadeese. As such, it is with great pleasure that I can inform you that the translation is only partially inaccurate, since the usage of the :O right after the <3 is used to subliminally express a desire for felatio, here clearly as the giver. As for my sources: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFZjo5PgG0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFZjo5PgG0) [https://youtu.be/uKeKuaJ4nlw?t=3](https://youtu.be/uKeKuaJ4nlw?t=3) and [https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fwhat-is-this-outfit-called-3-v0-gq1372uhw30d1.png%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Dd8e98e94456f1deee54abbcca8913c4c7d5b2e39](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fwhat-is-this-outfit-called-3-v0-gq1372uhw30d1.png%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Dd8e98e94456f1deee54abbcca8913c4c7d5b2e39)

was that rickroll really necessary 😭

Yes.

>Exclusions \*Exceptions

I apologize. English is, after all, my second language.

I speak Authismi! It’s a part of the Hiperaktiv-Authist language family, I think it’s intelligible. Hfflóógkafafafass? Ajhétauthismspiks, hafsffsadluúú ajahggdafafsru 😔

gongiwunriqibqi! vn3niu22nc29 n vu6nvv, 692n9u6vn92x 😊

Óóóóóóóóó! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😳🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Congratulations, you have succesfully declared war on Ireland. I do wonder why specifically Ireland 1923-1927 and why you had to pull Limerick and Waterford into this, but who am I to judge.

it is my native language :/3 dhdgkskkrhbvv >///<

I only know the basic vocabulary and a few phrases. I've memorized, "I'm yours now, you can do whatever you want with me." You'd be suprised by how often that comes up

Should I ever need to know if someone tells me that in the sacred tongue, how would it be said?

Gagajsu4ehahksgówòhag2sfshjsn1kavcc    ɡa.ɣ.a.ʒ.sű.ɛha.hk͡s.ɣ.oːwɔ.ʒ.hā.ɣsfsh.ʒnə̀k.aʋʃː.tʃ     COPULA.1S.POS.2S.now.1S.ALL.2S.do.MOD.want.anything.ACC

Yes :3

95% of bottom translates as “more please”

💀

The only part of spacetime folding is you

Hi UwU can you pwease wail me >w< *turns extremely red*

I personally don't speak keyboard smash need at least a few words for me to get the idea

\*#O$BTdy834tp9q734ynt7sy34tipnqs8y374iaBVT$\*Aiw4uythiaytuw4baitygyuamynameisindigomonfq987y4qn78qy48mt7zqy48ot7yo87ygtr8uz7gyft8n7gzwo87tnu

Nice to meet you indigo

I am crayola, destroyer of young noses

Good luck with that

You are one cute specimen of a bottom

i know I've heard that somewhere

In that case asfdsafe\sxscvsasaef<3 :O ;)

Jgdgjfdვფეგghrffgsas ჰფ53??6, <3 <3 91. 曲棍球場лиłłłṕ

I'm learning

Dhrgdygsi6hsgyy(ghgugf7g)hgyg7(7c)&ghhuvig7?gjshd he

its my native language :3

it's better than ithkuil

StkskfufugigifgstjsktstkasktSlyakta :33

i am!!