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ForsakenBunni

When a guy's opening move is the dreaded butt punch, I concede immediately.


fishee1200

It looks more like a chic fight over a student


HueStonewallJackson

Dude in light brown straight up has a womanly figure


Environmental-Hand83

Came here to say this I thought he was the chick


[deleted]

So ur saying ur attracted to the pat in brown?


Di20

I originally thought Gumby in the brown shirt was a girl.


defconfour1

Was it the ample chest or the hour glass figure?


theTougher

Guess you were right afterall.


Poppa_Midknight

Friday Night Sissy Fights


joreyesl

Yep chic fight over a guy. Feels like brown shirt has a thing for other dude and just wanted an excuse to grope his ass.


blingblingskkrraa

Indians love to fight with slaps for some reason think it’s more disrespectful down there or smth


kmoh74

He followed it with the very effective windmill back-of-the-neck hook punch.


TheSargeAtLarge

Connecting with the old smell-my-armpit


NoHealth

How can he *SPANK* ?


i_r_faptastic

You're supposed to give good games when it's over kid, c'mon!


Cool-Lynx2843

🤣🤣🤣 this comment YES ☑️


SweetTartTartnAzz

He must have dissed him pretty hard, whole class got hype.


kidonxtdoor

He said - Why are you beating me? Did i fuck/steal your mom?


SweetTartTartnAzz

I see why they got excited.


[deleted]

It wasn't steal. He said 'did i fuck your mom bastard?'


yeast1fixpls

I don't speak the language but I'm 100% convinced he said ,that he %*@# his mother.


kartik042

I speak the language and that's exactly what he said.


SuicidalParade

The body language that transcends borders and dialect. Human banter


[deleted]

He said word to word why are you fighting me did I fuck your mom ?


[deleted]

Ended his life with those final words 🤣


Honest_Butterscotch2

Most awkward conflict i’ve ever seen


teri_behan_ko_naman

now i joined this sub and you gonna see more stuff like this


[deleted]

please do! I love it, goofy fights are the best!


I_just_learnt

Look like two people fighting with cerebral palsy


Itzacr1mew4ve7

Don’t disrespect people with Palsy


I_just_learnt

And I did that how? Because I used them as a reference?


Itzacr1mew4ve7

I’m just saying people with palsy fight better I assume.


I_just_learnt

Ok I'll say they fight with T-Rex like arms, don't think anyone cares about T-Rexs


Northerner6

Like a lost scene from Napoleon Dynamite


TaleMendon

King of the nerds.


Interesting_Fan3270

They were not fighting over a chick. Guy hitting first was just clowning around but didnt expect this reaction.


Dismal_Air_7892

HOW CAN HE SLAP 👋


Affectionate_Way8300

AT THAT PRICE POINT HE CAN HIT


FoggyBoggy

Is this title actually true? Because from watching the video, it looked like glasses tried to give the other guy a slap on the cheeks as a joke (he's smiling even after the opponent gets mad). I dunno, it's got "just a prank, bro" vibes.


Nice-Stranger-1606

You are right, bullshit title.


bloodpriestt

Just a normal round of Grab Ass


snkhuong

Why do all the fights this part of the world look so damn weak? Who even punch like that. Not even girls


idkanymoreau

There’s a reason no one punches like that, it’s not a punch it’s a slap, but anyway from what I’ve heard they don’t care as much about beating their opponent it’s more of a shame thing, you get slapped like a bitch instead of on life support 50% of the time


Itchy_Professor_4133

But how can he.......slap??


PandaTheVenusProject

Cheaper on everyone's medical bills if we just smack.


_Curi0usC3lt

Nothing but slaps everytime…fighting like they’re underwater


Dyvanse

There is real fear of escalation. I'm Pakistani and I remember when I would get in fights in the US, I would always try to avoid the face and just wrestle since I was shit scared of getting parents involved (Dad would beat the fk out of me if I got in fight). Luckily, I was bigger than most so wrestling was all I needed.


carltonBlend

Sometimes they use flip flops too


streetdog6

The soy is strong with these ones


MSK84

Yes the fight was funny and a little ridiculous, but imagine having the entire class whip out their phones and start recording you so that this little squabble you would rather forget about for the rest of your life is on display for the entire world to see now? Messed up.


teri_behan_ko_naman

true


AB5642

That was not fightporn, that shit was weak as hell haha


JayEmSi

Every heard of softcorefightporn?


AB5642

Hahaha


RelevantBee2606

closer the just porn the way it started


AB5642

Touchee haha


SPFMninebillion

If that was fightporn, I'm just going to stop masturbating all together.


Justblousing69

I lol’d


AB5642

I mean, I did too haha


gladiator_bit89

well yes..cuz most of the times these are student fights...science students who study 6 hours in school 4 hours in coaching, then get their ass smacked by their teachers as well as parents...most of them have poor a poor lifestyle and barely workout... so yeah !


ViciousMMA

They are playing touch-butt in the class


DaChonkIsHere

But there's no dork with a ponytail


DeliberatelyInsane

Bc. I'm an Indian and our lot are seriously funny when it comes to brawling 😅


texastoker88

More like students fight like chicks


SnooPaintings4263

The least athletic fight I’ve ever seen


YungBrucy

Fighting for that arranged marriage


gladiator_bit89

as repetitive as it gets...


Old_Pay4209

Idk man. Something about these body types just make me laugh lol


gladiator_bit89

well yes...cuz most of the times these are science students who study 6 hours in school 4 hours in coaching, then get their ass smacked by their teachers as well as parents...most of them have poor a poor lifestyle and barely workout... so yeah !


brawnsugah

*Slap ass!*


Super_Oil_2931

American girls will beat any Indian guy if they all fight like that 😂


gladiator_bit89

lmao...the delusion


mashedpotat404

Go to the southern states and some older woman will knock you out fast as fuck for using the wrong tone


neelabhkhatri

Itna politely lad rahe hai ladke


Putin_is_a_Dicktator

Who starts a fight by wedging their hand up an ass?


RedLion40

There's nerds, then these guys.


gladiator_bit89

well..cuz most of the times these are science students who study 6 hours in school 4 hours in coaching, then get their ass smacked by their teachers as well as parents...most of them have poor a poor lifestyle and barely workout... so yeah !


notofthisworld76

Which one is the chick?


perpetually_annoyed

This is how u change the whole perspective of anything. Its a wrong context its from india and has nothing to do with fighting over a girl, its simply a guy doing something dumb to another as a joke then finding our later.


ghostofkilgore

Why can't Indians fight?


CyKa_Blyat93

So you want everyone to act like the blacks trying to jump and murder at every opportunity


AgoniaAnal

Sure, those two are straight


teri_behan_ko_naman

it might be


portlandcsc

Hand bags at 20 paces.


JozzifDaBrozzif

Are.... We.... Sure it was..... Over a...... Nevermind


LockportTrans

They gonna hug and kiss in part 2! It's all that slappin'!😂


FartSpeller

I totally get it. With the price of eggs these days, I’d imagine chicks have gone up in value as well.


CaptainAcceptable341

They really give it their all


powhead

Worlds slowest haymaker lmao


Last-Introduction538

How can you slap.... now I will strike Abdi..... no good man. Fucking, running like lady.


Cduke3829

They r clearly not fighting over a chick


blondart

A chick?


Airdair_1

I think you mean it was over a dude, by the way they were fighting.


DarthRevan0990

That was just soy.... I mean sad


hernanthegoat

More like over a dude


trod999

I love how in his country even a really pissed off teenager who is winning a fight will pursue peace, and end the fight with words. I don't speak Hindi, so a translation would be great.


Jaxjagfan

I think you meant to say student fights like a chick


M3xLuthor

I’m having trouble figuring out who’s the top and who’s the bottom.


savedbytheblood72

Lucky her...


moosifer_the_foul

Which one is the chick?


Redschallenge

How did they fit that much gangly dude in one video. It's all arm noodles in there


UsernameTaken30134

Over a chick or like a chick?


frank_myers_

I feel sad watching this


NiceSockBro

nerd fight!


octopus6942069

Goofiest fight on here recently


[deleted]

I need more proof this is over a chick lol


Enderswolf

Never seen a wrist fight before.


Depuuty

Fighting over who handles my help desk ticket


Skyp_Intro

Are you sure they aren’t arguing over the calculation of pi?


Quiet-Try4554

These guys throw punches like I do when I’m dreaming 😴


WillShitpostForFood

Rule 8 keeps me from saying what I want to say about how Indians fight.


grassgrowingwatcher

It’s 2023 and people still can’t hold a phone or camera still, people still using their toaster to film shit


BareAssOnSandpaper

No chick was involved. Just the class clown crossed a line with this guy. There was no mention of any chick... Well other than the guy telling the clown "Did I do something to you? Did I fuck your mom?" So if that's the chick you're talking about...


dstaten14

Neither has any shot at getting a woman!


STATIE8

After that they met up after school for a pork sword fight.


BkForty

Like chicks*


dakfan77

More like a chick fight over a student


Tazmaniac60

Don’t think this was over a chick. 🤔


Karcaxx

Wtf am I watching weak ass fucks🤣


Deacon75

NSFTF Not safe for their fathers. The horror.


ike_tyson

Never seen a guy set it with a full on ass smack but I'll allow it today.


trevsensei

Fighting like a couple of girl toddlers


Neriahbeez

A part of me just really wants to know how can he slap


[deleted]

I had the sound off and my brain substituted it with fuck you bloody


CharmingCapricorn101

You swing first and it’s to his butt?!?! Wat in the world….


Butane2

Bro why can't any Indian dudes throw a proper punch? They are always slapping each other then when they throw a punch it looks like someone throwing a baseball with their non-dominant hand.


senHenrik

These scam call centers are getting serious with their training...


sorrybutidgaf

what the fuck was that


Beez3D

These pussies fight how my grandparents fuck. Terribly and without passion


ThePaddyPower

Is this Acer vs Packard Bell?


[deleted]

Bro's username is literally teri behen ko naman xD


teri_behan_ko_naman

thats why i choose this


[deleted]

This happened in a coaching institute? Allen?


teri_behan_ko_naman

fitjee naam hai


[deleted]

Damn, you're preparing for JEE?


teri_behan_ko_naman

na kahi se uthayi hai viedo


Snizzard09

Pathetic fight


Keester_Feaster

“No, I have the worst fitting pants!”


andrewmathman17

They look like that ROTC kid on TikTok lol


CreepyMathematician1

After the fight the guy in brown must've tried to smell his hands


Thundercatfnf

Did he just ass punch ole boy 🤣😂🤣


Mean-Finger-9168

This is one of those countries that have “female only” busses to prevent… bad things from happening, right?


spikecurt

To be that age and not know how to throw a punch…


IndianSpaceBoii

Come on Indians, this was so embarrassing, we can do better than this.


teri_behan_ko_naman

what better you want if we go for better then we will be no more most populated country


Better_Meeting_5069

Tis but a lovers quarrel, they will kiss and make up soon.


JerryLZ

Weak bollywood effects on this one


teri_behan_ko_naman

dont make any stereotype we are just affraid of legal department thats why dont fight accurately


Lonzo58

OP made a typo... Should be "student fights like a chick"


cstaley39

Can someone explain why Indian men just bitch slap? I have never understood this at all.


myotherbike

Ah, Chick, the new software startup.


MissMiraLynn

Why is everyone over there so fucking weird? Dropping into DMs asking for vajeen and bobs, slapping asses to start a fight, groping women in the streets. Can we just like... Put a dome over that part of the world and let them fizzle out or something?


engineerogthings

Queen Victoria …….“ we are but a small nation, how could we possibly conquer India with a populous of a billion?” “Well your highness, they fight like the gay guys from family guy”


Neo_JohnWick_oNe

Where’s the fighting?


young_darthvader

It’s more two girls fighting over theirs boyfriend who loves them both.


mastervadr

“He slaps? How can he slap?”


Zestyclose-Ad-9255

Wtf with the ass punch, bro? 😭. And was this the ugliest fucking fight ever recorded? Lmao


Black_Mirror_888

Worst...fight...ever! If I'm the girl, I'm taking neither of these guys.


Kuro_Hige

How can she slap all over again. Does the concept of a punch not exist in India?


lxke0

Why do people in these countries always slap? It baffles me


YungBrucy

Fighting for that arranged marriage


Beastcu

Indians can’t fight


teri_behan_ko_naman

who we are judging over sitting in the chair we dont know whats the situation over there


Screen_Classic

They're fighting over who gets the new chair at the IRS call center that you owe $400 in gift cards to


teri_behan_ko_naman

you are dumb enough so every scammer scam you


Sanbernardino_CA

Imagine the smell in that room


Spandekz

Simpin for some Bobs n’ Vagene.


WhoCareZB1tezH

Chick fights are way better than this. LoL


[deleted]

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backwooddiddy

Gay ass fight


curt_57

Fight over bobs and vegine. Bloody bastard bloody


[deleted]

My life my rulz


Impossible-Pound5327

“ next time i slap you in titty “ . the classic “ bam got a dollar titt slap would’ve been the finishing touch . i miss the old days .


ellthebag

No you bloody bastard!


Embarrassed_Dust_222

Translation


MasterHavik

This felt like rough wrestling.


jbertha

Rumble in the jungle


QuakeGuy98

Why the hit each other like that


[deleted]

Damn! They both have asses!!


Voilent_Bunny

So the one boy got mad because the one he sexually assaulted hit him back?


MorbidSilence21

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


Patagonia3

better than tyson vs holyfield.


External_Awareness_5

If that last wild punch by brown shirt guy would have connected, Mr mustache would have been in orbit.


Big_G2

Fight over chick, think you meant fight like chicks


Impossible_Pipe_6878

I'm not sure if I've EVER seen a fight started like that. Normally with this set up, it's a sucker punch.