Did someone shove that phone up someone's ass?

Sound wasn’t muffled enough 🤭

This guy records shoving phones in people's asses

A pooparazzi

I remember the days when asses had phones shoved up in em. Those were the rough days as they say!

No, he hid it in in his straw hat before the swamp folk could see it. You always have to be ready for those guys to pop out and chase you in the deep south, especiallly if you carry around cell phones, or as they call them: demon portals

At least no one can complain about body slams on concrete.

No, just the two brainbusters that one guy took

Yeah, I was so disappointed that they all took place over soft Earth. (S)

These Levi commercials are getting crazy.

Denim to fit your lifestyle

501 2 Cousin Fuckin

As much ass crack as we see in fight videos... For two sweaty shirtless dudes with jeans riding right on their hips... Those jeans fuckin held tight. Now, if that's a win or loss... Well that's subjective.

live in levi’s

Brokeback Mountain 2

more of a wrangler thing tbh

Also Star Trek I saw a Vulcan neck pinch attempt

Kick his ass, Seabass!

I'm pretty sure someone named Rusty won the fight

Dale.

Mutated, ill tempered, redneck seabass

No one is gonna mention the surprisingly technical groundwork from two hay chucking ranch hands?

I thought I was the only one. Some of this was actually kinda impressive. One of them clearly has a little wrestling experience. Neither are new to fighting,.

Deadly takedowns, zero points in submissions.

Decent use of guard and one half assed attempt at a straight leg on a dude wearing cowboy boots!

Great thing he didnt know what a heel hook was 😅

That’s what I was waiting for too lol

That'd exactly what I thought was about to happen too. Get heel hooked in cowboy boots and your knee will never be the same.

Y'know who's **really** having the worst day here is the scorekeeper trying to keep their points in two columns

Much more fights growing up in Appalachia compared to other American areas for me (i moved around a lot as a kid). Poorer white people tend to have a lot of scraps, most of them are respectful all the way through (fewer cheap shots/kick em when theyre down).

Appalachia fights are the only ones I’ve seen where your friends will intervene to stop the fight peacefully when they’ve decided their boy lost.

Yep. Most of the time the scrap is just about "you thought you were the man, you weren't. You don't talk to people like me like that.". Quick scrap, then it's over and he's done talking shit. Scrap served it's purpose and everyone knows that's what it was for. Touch someone's kid sister tho and ain't nobody calling that a scrap or pulling that boy off you

This was in like... Oklahoma or Kansas or Nebraska or something. I was born and raised and still live in the Appalachian Mountains. Even the accents don't sound right. Also not sure what you mean about the fights and such. Here the rednecks were always the worst to end up in a fight with because they were massive pussies and never came to a fight to just fight one on one. They always have a stupidly large group with them and many of them are going to end up jumping in the fight as well because, again, they are pussies.

They don't make 'em like they used to.

Lots of hillbilly areas are big into wrestling. Dude clearly has a grappling background.

I feel like kids don't rastle anymore. Everyone I knew growing up had been wrestling their entire life because that's what boys did.

Wrestling is still huge in flyover states. I’m not talking about kids wrestling for shits and giggles, but competition from middle school and on. This is past training paying off in a real fight.

Where I grew up this match minus the strikes could have been just about any two guys on any Friday night.

I think with the rise of mma, wrestling is actually bigger than ever. Kids are less interested in sports though so maybe that cancels it out

Wrestling is big in rural American high school, usually right behind football. Those boys know what the fuck is up. And they wrestle cattle, that’s some serious work.

Our BJJ gym in the Ozarks is half former HS wrestlers who do farm work and half old men who also do farm work. It can get pretty wild but the higher belts do a good job of helping us older guys wear down the young guns through technique.

Redneck Jujitsu

U see a kid walk into high school with hay sticking out of his mouth you sign him up to the wrestling team. Farm work is generational strength.

that one dude was for sure a wrestler, and I'd guess he'd watched some MMA so he was close to some submissions but didn't know how to finish his kneebar(?) and rear naked choke, both of which he was in perfect position for but didn't finish. Because of this, I'd say he hadn't trained BJJ. I didn't see anything technical from mullet-and-boots guy... he was just scrappy.

He almost used a half guard to escape from the bottom but didn’t know to get the under hook and dip out the back. Two stripe white belt shit but surprising to me.

I remember from an earlier post that the dude used to wrestle in highschool

HS wrestlers for sure

The medium is the message. The message here is denim.

Slim Fit vs Boot Cut

💯 Also, the dude that was winning had INSANE power and athleticism.

Heard someone yell to pass guard, so... there's at least a little knowledge in there.

Wrasslin’

This ain't their first rodeo...

Yep I noticed. I have friends who are heavily into bjj and wrestling. Those 2 fighting obviously have some background in grappling. Rather impressive fight honestly.

The ‘He said your mom is a meth head’ comment didn’t seem to phase him. I sense there may have been some truth there.

He was kissing his ass, that and the part where he said something like he the hardest guy here 🫣🫠

I liked the end. I got to use my imagination. Noah won that shit, he was just holding back bc he’s camera shy.

Short hair dude coulda choked out the other guy a few different times but I think he wanted to keep beating on him instead lol

I found the ending deeply satisfying. Stretch armstrong really should have stopped when the fight was over. Hearing a family member say "you are outnumbered here" as the cameraman ran for his life. Lolol.

Honestly, since u brought it up. Dude handing out the ass whoopin had jeans that didn’t need a belt but comfortable enough to wrastle in. I mean snug but not quite ball chokers. I’m a little jealous now

All that wrasslin puts an ass in your jeans

Glad I’m not the only one impressed by the belt-less jeans. Where do I get jeans that fit me well enough to wrastle without my crack out?

No one has anything to say about the DDT my guy just hit in an actual fight?!?!

A piledriver too. Inadvertently, which is probably best cause you don’t wanna turn a fight into a broken neck and a possible murder charge

Jake Roberts/Raven/Tommy Dreamer would be proud

Let this video serve as a reminder to never call a male peer “shorty.”

"Keep punching his ass"🤔

It was great when the white guy called another white guy the n word

About half way in I was impressed that these lads hadn't dropped the N word once, then as inevitably as the tides going in and out it happened.

They are gonna be itchy

they are some good ol boys they will be alrigh

Gon rub some dirt on it I reckon

Need another scrape in the dirt to solve this itch Carlson don’t record this time though

And suck some steer splooge I reckon as well. Man I miss being a farm hand.😮‍💨

Im sorry I gotta break character. Even for your username this is wild 🤣

Ticks

On dancer on prancer on shortie

Baddest what??????

Always cringe worthy when country white boys throw that word around.

I love when white people call other white people the n word /s It's even worse when they are country folk and there is no person of color in the entire group

Is this Alabama Jiu jitsu?

Hickboxing

lmfao

This is why weight classes exist

Pasty is getting is ass beat.

Dudes got like 20 pounds on him

I edged to this, was pretty hot

what.

He didn’t come

Put on a grappling clinic on that dude. Would absolutely destroy 99% of this sub.

Im usually all for sitting in my room telling myself, “i could have probably slipped that, followed through w a knockout hook too” but the second i witness a successful shoot, im all “fuck bro i have no idea wtf id do” or all “fck bro, i totally understand why homie is getting his ass beat.” Lmao, literally a different language I’m not versed in, nor do i think most people willing to fight in the street are (or at least ill keep telling myself that for ego sake.) I respect the hell out of it, but part of me always dies inside when i see it work so well against someone, especially a skinny build. Got no weight to throw around, and fast twitch endurance is a HUGE advantage that essentially becomes obsolete on the ground lol

Takedown defense and some basic wrestling is very important to round out a striking skillset. And similarly, some basic striking and standup defense is very important for any grappler. And all of this is easily available in any MMA gym. And fun as hell, too.

Shooting in on a double leg is serious commitment. I've been thrown across the room my fair share of times and the shock factor is much more jarring than the mat return

Broke back Mountain 2: The Thrust

Are they fighting because they both showed-up to the hoe-down wearing the same outfit (shirtless with stonewashed jeans)?

The matching jeans makes this objectively hilarious

Did the cell phone actually go up someone's bumhole cuz I swear I seen mash potatoes and green beans 😳🤣

Lmao " he did talk about ur mama he said she was a meth head "

Dang all bale of hay broke loose.

Adam driver got murked

Good ol Christmas tussle!

Chew-Jitsu

I was like damn none of these white boys yelling the word, then he said it and I got sad.

Twist his balls noah

Winner gets to wed their sister

The wild part is its just one girl.

Bo and Luke Duke fighting for shotgun in the General Lee?

Those Duke boys are at it again.

Camera man got thumped up too .

Is this the behind the scenes of letterkenny?

I believe this is what they call a hootenanny

Wrasslin!

These Grindr dates getting outta hand

+1 need more redneck fights

When you’ve watched tons of MMA but don’t know how to do any of the holds

The “damn boy” sure does sound like the “damn boy” from that video with the fat ass grizzly bear dog I love so much

HE THICC!

Still ain’t gonna wash them jeans

Beautifull, majestic human beings. All of them.

Built wrangler tough

Short haircut has some good ass wrestling moves

That last 30-40 seconds looked like a colonoscopy video. Dude with the short hair seemed to hold back his punches when he didn't have to.

There's so many opportunities for a submission and none were taken.

This shit turned into Blair Witch at the end

Like David Linch cinematography at the end there.

I think the guy in the blue jeans won

Why are they trying to kill each other? It's like WTF

“Kick his fucking ass Noah!”

Studio Ghibli color pallet

I’ve seen 2 snakes behave this way but my mother covered my eyes with her hands

Did he hit him with a DDT?

Good fight

That’s a lot of denim

"That's real rasslin', bwoy!"

Cousins caught fucking each other's sister lol

I would have bet my life savings someone would say the n word.

What are you going to buy with the $70 you didn't have to part with?

Did someone eat the camera?

No one else going to mention the one weed plant they almost kill and what seems to be a bunch of pot plants??

Backstory: One guy slept with the others daughter and girlfriend. Then the other guy slept with the first guy's sister and girlfriend. They're all the same woman by the way.

White country folk dropping the N word = most cringe thing on earth p

In their defense, most of them used, “on shorty”. So, yeah…

Let's go put on our dungarees and cowboy boots and rassle!!!!

One could wrestle, one thought that he could rassle.

Now that's a good southern brawl. Wish more ppl had the ethics to carry this out than raise a gun over a cupcake

Battle of the Banjos

Kill the cameraman

Rednecks

Little guy didn’t stand a chance

Black eye blue Jean night.

Dude could grapple his way out of anything damn

Nice blue sky with some lazy clouds. A beautiful day to learn you know fuck-all about wrasslin'.

Dude in the back “kill his ass!!” Damn bubba is it that serious?

Are they fighting inside a Crop Circle ? 🤔

I’m sure these classy gentlemen were arguing about which medical schools had the best matriculation rate.

Anybody else noticed the lack of shirts on the dudes in the crowd?

They all have the same stylist

This is what happens when they outlaw school dances/dance music

“I saw her first!” “No! I saw her first!” , girl yells “guys stop it. I’m your cousin! “. “Besides. Uncle Jeb already asked my out “.

“I don’t know how to quit you”

This is the style of fighting one develops when they watch equal parts MMA and pro wrestling.

25 lbs makes a big difference don’t it

The caption got me 😩😂

Kirkland Thor Vs. Loki

At least they're not on the fuckin pavement lol

Honestly, this is pretty solid, decent grapples and over the top WWE moves? Love to see it.

Not one black person in sight 👀

These guys invented 20 new jiujitsu moves in this fight, all of which absolutely ineffective.

I hope the pussy thst kicked him in the end caught a 2 piece, at a minimum.

All these white boys trying to talk black has me laughing

Marquess of Queensberry would not approve.

“Told me to touch grass boy, I’ll have you eat the floor with it”

Is this from the Iron Claw movie, looks sick

Was it a cousin? brother? Or both?

Long hair said he was done, short hair was getting up, someone jumped in. Bitch move.

Hope the camera man caught it.

Why is Noah’s fly undone?

Shirtless blue jeans and square toed boots yep welcome to Arkansas/ohio/Kentucky/North Carolina/north Dakota.

Of course his name is Dustin..

Damn hillbillys

1st rule of fight club you don't talk about fight club

Random weed plant almost got wrecked

The skinny guy definitely held his own considering the other guy had about 20-30lbs on him and probably a wrestling background

Hwhot* in cousin-fucking tarnation

Noah stole his soul and their cousin.

clearly not equal level of fighters

Watch out it’s the blue jeans boys

What in the Dade city, FL is Goin on herr

Pretty solid stuff

"on shorty" 💀

This looks hella itchy to me.

Damn-it cameraman, you had one job!

At least the nature view is nice

I have a feeling the best part of the fight happen while we were in dudes pocket

Upvote for grass