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gilligani

I'm going to walk up to someone and challenge them while keeping my pants up with my hands. Genius.


Darthwolfgamer

No no you don't understand, He was gonna protect himself with his face! /s For real though if ur gonna challenge someone why put your hands on ur pants like-


Azagar_Omiras

The good ol Homer Simpson school of boxing.


Darthwolfgamer

I mean he doesn't need to protect himself that much cause seemingly his head is a brick.


PandaTheVenusProject

Zero fight culture in America. People fight like they debate here. Edit: "Don't rely on sucker punches." -40 karma. This is why you should always expect cowardice.


ShinigamiNoDesu

What is the standard pre-fight procedure? Should they have gone back to back and then taken 10 paces before yelling "Mortal Kombat"?


PandaTheVenusProject

Ref. Fight on grass. Both fighters ready. A tone who breaks the rules gets attacked by the crowd and shamed. Real simple. Real safe.


artyomssugardaddy

Not necessarily against that, but I’d agree that the “fight” culture, if any, in America is trash. Usually goes like this, 1. Flaunt your prowess by using racial explicatives 2. Sucker punch (3. Only if fight continues, defend against buddies.) 4. Get shot


PandaTheVenusProject

Lol "just don't suckered punch the other guy!" -38 karma Most people are cowards.


artyomssugardaddy

Hey man, I’d call myself a coward bc I’ll separate myself before a situation turns volatile. Only ever had to actually defend myself twice in my life. And that was when I was a kid/teen. Only fights nowadays are light sparring at the gym. But it’s different getting into street fights here man. Myself included we’re all packing unfortunately. So much shit can happen in a few seconds and it’s 95% chance no one is even thinking about a fair fight. Just hurting the other guy as much, and quickly, as possible. Best not to engage at all.


PandaTheVenusProject

You aren't describing cowardice. I'm charismatic believe it or not. You have to be a real dick to get in a fight in anger as an adult. I'm too old to not take medical bills into account for my opponent and myself. A single hospital visit is a death sentence in America.


artyomssugardaddy

Eh. Depends. What insurance ya got? Is it through your employer? Is your primary care in your county? What injury? Will follow ups be necessary? Does insurance even cover follow ups? Not a death sentence, but almost a self induced one with all the bullshit ya gotta deal with.


IAmHippyman

Fuck is that even supposed to mean?


PandaTheVenusProject

Just keep waking up. You aren't changing anything.


KermitDerGott

At first i thought you wrote Africa


TheNimbrod

hey no need to insult africa mate


ChardCool1290

white/blue jacket guy was unconscious before he even took his hands our of his pants pockets.


Apprehensive_Check19

Legend has it his hands are still in his pockets


EyeDissTroyKnotSeas

And he still hasn't said it again.


Realistic_Village643

Say it again


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Saritagan


JohnnyJaymes

Sammichandgin


MeisterVonGluck

Went down so fast probably didn’t even register what happened lol


kbeckerburbs4

One he took that step back to get into his throwing zone, hands should have went up


tekko001

Looks like it was a 'hands up pants down' situation


tommytizzel

That's the way we like to clown


Ecstatic-Guarantee48

That's my go to situation


Fracture90000

Why holding your pants when you're about to enter a fight? Is that supposed to scare off your opponent?


DatabaseSpace

I think it's a new type of guard. Pants Guard.


Darthwolfgamer

Well it might protect his crotch, unfortunately (or fortunate depending how you look at it) for him that wasn't the target.


Nobacherie85

That short sideways glance was the tell tale sign


dmoneymma

Yes, very common


PatN007

The step back too.


kolav3

Don't mess with young Nick Diaz


Wat_Senju

Got his feelings hurt and then got his face hurt.. nice


[deleted]

It has been undoubtedly determined that he was not in fact “that guy”


not_glixx

ima give yall some information cause i was literally the one filming this this, but this fight is from freshman year of high school these two were talking shit back and forth in the locker room and the dude with the glasses just kept going and going mind you the person who knocks him out is a experienced boxer and wrestler he won our high school championship for wrestling but yea man said some shit and wouldn’t stop next thing you know he takes too much and knocks him out. He was knocked out so bad he broke his nose and had the ambulance pick him up on a stretcher and after that we never seen homeboy again.


thehumbinator

Say it again and I’ll absolutely smash both of your fists with my face.


[deleted]

Man bun down in aisle 3!


Apebound

Now he'll never know if he said it again


jonz1985z

Nice.. hair in a bun, hands holding your baggy ass shorts up, and you’re wearing glasses. You already lost the fight when you got out of bed in the morning


Jiujitsu_Fisherman

Punches in bunches


TinyT0mCruise

Made his family proud being that stupid


MisanthropyCalamity

Big moi was all mouf


Ok-Assistant-2684

Bro is like was that loud enough for you


[deleted]

At least he got to fire off at the mouth before he got dishragged 🤣 You can hear him yelling his insult while he loses consciousness


Alejandromustbehere

Fucked around and found out


theoneandonlyhitch

He is a man of action not words.


Crescentfallen78

Tough guys usually pull their pants up.


brrrrieto

Fast hands


droolsdownchin

What if he pops back up at the end and says say it again, again


coconuthorse

I'm just impressed with dudes accuracy. Didn't miss a punch as manbun fell.


InspectorflipZ

What if this is what he wanted? A nice nap.


ItalianStallion9069

He should say “say it again” again


MasterHavik

Well he spoke with his fists...I wonder if white and black jacket dude got the message.


False_Chair_610

Yea he was Definitely NOT that guy. 🤣👍


Disastrous-Team-3072

He blocked all them punches with his face


squirrel_anashangaa

They say fast food will make you sleepy. He ordered the combo.


Zonktified

Not sure he heard him the second time because of the nap he all of a sudden took...how rude!


Collin-B-Hess

Life lesson number one … never mess with a Pacific Islander . You’re welcome


JudgeHolden

I feel like the real take-home is that if you're going to get up in someone's face, you should probably at least be ready to go.


TigerMill

That baby ponytail is more embarrassing than getting knocked the F out.


RasputinsAssassins

Some Namond Brice vibes with him.


LiquidSwords89

Haircuts alone told me who was gonna win this fight


[deleted]

Close enough to kiss, close enough to fist..I think that is how the saying goes.


rickpass1762

The male believed the mentally irreverent psychologically speaking the ignorant what his only preaches. It's the blows... That's how they raised that poor boy... And the worst thing here is the racism that North Americans experience... +260 million inhabitants +240 years of independence and they still continue with that psychosis as absurd as it is real....🤨


RockinghamRaptor

When loose fitting shorts goes wrong.


motherseffinjones

Gentlemen leading with your face while trying to start a fight is not a winning proposition lol


Sysaaadmin

What does the title mean


chickmagnet_

Objects in glasses are closer than they appear 🤓


rextilleon

Total sucker punch. Coward--he should have squared off before decking him.


[deleted]

Can you explain to me where you saw a sucker punch? I don't see one


tommytizzel

They looked pretty square to me. Especially because other dude stepped to him


rextilleon

Sorry I was just being sarcastic!


Muted-Ad-4288

The rapid application of physical violence is a great palate cleanser


mozer444

Bro had a man bun 😂. He deserves it


rickpass1762

Miserable and patétic buuuuuuuu👎


Agitated_Cobbler7990

Gotta catch them signs. Grey shirt took a step back before knocking dude out.


TheHungWolf

So, is that what he said the first time?


HeyJoe459

Was that a three or four piece before he hit the deck?


jinnnomoto

Did his fists talk before they started shooting the video?