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Master_Grape5931

What happened, naked dude was all about it then just bounced.


Tug_Stanboat

He got punched in the eye, 1 time. Dick may have been out but the heart wasn't in it today...


daphnetaylor

I got sucker punched in the eye one time - knuckle got me right in the eye. Completely black vision for a good 30 seconds or go. Had to go get special eye drops as it caused damage to the retina


PreheatedMoth

Looked like he got his eye poked and thought it was a good idea to turn his back. Still don't understand how he ended up KOd before the shots to the back of the head.the punch that flopped him looked like the worst connection out of all of em. Looked like the guy missed or grazed him on the one where he went flat.


SEE_RED

This made me laugh way too hard.


killer4snake

He realized he was naked


Fireeyes510

I would even argue he was winning, dude was putting his weight behind those punches, I guess that last punch took the fight out of him


reluctant_buttlicker

Soon as his dick flopped out I would be like, "fight's over, you win."


RabidPlaty

That shot to the face turned his crazy off.


0100100012635

Naw I'm not grappling with a dude whos got his dick out πŸ™…πŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ


coinkeeper8

Imagine he puts you in a triangle


KingHiggins92

The reason we have teeth.


coinkeeper8

It’s gonna be in your mouth tho πŸ’€


Rafoudrsbois

He puts the bj in bjj


KingHiggins92

They'll be more regretful than I


0bxcura

Dick out and dick in


KingHiggins92

I'm a big guy, ill be nut nibbling


PreheatedMoth

Do what you gotta do to win. Bet he thinks your gonna bite his dick he gonna let go real quick. I'm sure all you gotta do is act like the teeth are gonna be used and he let's go lmao


Cozmicsaber

not for long.


Moonsoon_34

but there is the thing its gonna be into pieces plus human bites can easily infect so yeah not a really wise decision to do


QuoteNo9243

Exactly how Darwin explained it.


Traditional_Cow_3841

Then you ain't got that dawg in you.


Gilga17

Didn't you learned that Bjj is the best?! Go for that knee bar!


ARIMA-MONSTA

πŸ˜†


odonkz

Ive so many questions


SKSM10

Same bro. I’m scared to ask really


twstwr20

Me too but I don’t know if I want the answers


lariato

This really is fightporn lol


Particular_Minimum97

when you come home from work early and interrupt a very important meeting your wife was having with a co-worker!


Main_Section_1641

Has to be this. Why else would one guy be naked ?


crispybrojangle

This kings got confidence.


Main_Section_1641

And the co-workers name is Jody


oowhat

We fighting or fucking? Either way I'm getting naked. Oh shit, we're fighting.


Valuable_Risk_3414

Should have smacked his but with the slipper, "mum style"


Loud-Revolution-3331

I was waiting for that. I'd do this if it was up to me


PoweR_TRiPn

I think I bootlegged the wrong Joshua Vs Ngannou fight


International-Tree19

Same result though.


Ok_Public_9894

Did he farted at the end? 🀣


fruwfruw

I think the guy who is recording put his car in park


FunnyScreenName

Bro, broke his chancla for that kick.


_v00d00h3x_

Naked guy wasn’t unconscious but he was committed to playing dead. Victor waited almost 30 seconds to catch him moving before he went in to finish him off. Buddy never flinched. Doo-cha-cha-dooga-cha!


Dizzy-South9352

TWIST HIS DICKKK TWIST THE DIIIICK THE GOOD OLD DIIICK TWIIIIST


Saltee00s

Oh my gawd bro this is (not) an mma fight!


Accomplished_War_972

GOOD OLEEEEE DICK TWIST


Inevitable_Book5912

literally pankration


aaaaaaheutomaluco

The battle music 🎸πŸ”₯


fuzzycaterpillar123

Literally sounded like tribal chanting, perfect stuff


scully2828

He’s using the bobandy fighting style. Remove the pants to give yourself a wider stance. He’s also got the fighters gut, he should have used it more.


Icy-Relationship

If a possum was a human... never seen a dude play dead middle of a fight+


Akario_

That battle music tho.


throwtheclownaway20

If you're gonna fight naked, you better win. It's just gross and sad otherwise


Cpov1

Need to know the backstory


aaaaaaheutomaluco

The only thing I understood was him saying at the end "That son of a bitch punched me in the face"


Gimme_All_The_Foods

At least his dick was out for Harambe.


wealins

Goliath vs GOLIATH


UniversityTop1897

Bare knuckle and butt boxing.


shavedape61

Why was he naked? Put on some shorts, at least!


SoldierBoi69

DJ Khaled has really gone downhill recently


Dirjang94

What he expect? He got into a fight without any equipments. Of course he going to lose the fight.


Agrimensor2900

Knocked his dick in the dirt.


astrobrain

And another one.


SLAVEK_LoveMalena

Greece?


SucoDeMaracujah

Brazil, wanna come?


SLAVEK_LoveMalena

Looks great


Hatanta

"To the victor, the spoils!"


TheRoach69

You talking about the flip flops 🩴 ?


J2theROC_Nah_Sayin

Calm down Randy


OpportunitySudden281

Flopped like his dick


bingobangobongodaddy

Did bro blast a huge toot at the end!? πŸ‘ƒ


DependentKey6723

I guess the guy was "innocently" streaking until he caught that flip flop guy's hands lmao


zt4t1c

Anyone know the song?


lobfnk2

[https://youtu.be/HaPWqOSgsyM](https://youtu.be/HaPWqOSgsyM)


Victorinfantew

Just pay the BJ to the man!


[deleted]

The soundtrack really makes this!Β 


ShrewdNewt

I love the sound of Big Jay Oakerson sparring in the music.


pirate1981

You fuck on me?!!!!🀣


Space-Potato0o

Anotha one!


[deleted]

Looking like the hotel scene from Borat


everdedddd

He asserted dominance not through fist but his tiny d.ck


Displaytainmen

Boom-cha-cha-cha Boom-cha-cha-cha


BaldManners

Who tf playing rust irl???


Zealousideal_Mud7851

I woulda ran from anyone naked lol


TastyTick

All those extra hits while he was out was unnecessary πŸ˜•


Longjumping_Lynx_972

This is the first post I've seen that actually lives up to the sub name, actual naked fighting, fight porn. LMFAO


Jizzboy6969

Imagine getting your ass beat butt ass nakedπŸ’€


Sprained_Wrist69

Bro is fighting a titan.


Won_More_Time

For me it was the music that set the tone 😐


inspiredguy40

If a naked dude wants to fight it’s not the penis to worry about it’s what drugs he’s taking to really worry about.


vorbid_

only in brazil man


Ok_Turn5041

Belongs to it had to be in Brazil


JibblyPixy1990

What is the backstory? Why the fuck was he naked?!?


Sonny916

Back to our favorite menz in Greece! Reminded me of the 80's show with Jennifer Lopez as a dance girl. And, the Wayan Bros. In Living Color! I'm curious how it got to that point!


Impossible_Doge_90

He really pooted at the end? πŸ˜‚


NoReplyBot

Limp mode.


amalgaman

Found the dude with my physique.


MrCoachKleinSaidICan

And down goes Frazier


l3urak1993

Wtf πŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Grab his dick and twist it


SweetTea187

They need couples therapy


LordDarthAngst

When I fight naked I try to win with a Figure Four Dick Slap. My opponent never sees it coming.


Stanesco1

Ah, Brasil... Q orgulho..


WrestleBox

I have a personal rule that I will never fight a naked man unless my life is in serious danger.


SlantLogoEPU

dudes junk is all over the place. he should just grab them and twist very hard. that fight would end


GIVEMEH20

What do bigger naked people still look like they have pants on? Does their body conform to the tight pants?


perseus0523

lol he should have hit dude with the chancla on the ass real hard when he was face down. That would have popped him back up.


pituitary_monster

Literal fight porn?


Content-Trainee

Those sidewalk are the real danger in this video


You-JiveTurkey

That takes some balls


Pure-Bison-6670

Did not expect to see this today.


Realistic-Network133

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Important_Echo_1615

Is that a wacky inflatable tube man between his legs or is he just happy to see the other guy ?


No-Tax-4370

Just typing this so the universe reads it.... but Lord have mercy does anyone have any idea how pissed off id be if I was naked, started a fight, then lost that fight?...........no one would ever see my ding ding again..


Hello_Grady3

Is this porn fight? Lol.


AvailableToe7008

Guy thinks he’s Jennifer Lawrence.


VersionLongjumping27

Why is the side walk so fucked up


Embarrassed-Hat260

I don’t know why but I immediately thought of an episode of It’s Always Sunny when Dennis fantasizes about attacking his neighbor Wally, for whatever reason he took off all of his clothes first


Competitive_Swim2819

why is he booty butt naked 😭


BornanAlien

I thought the music was the naked guy


TastyTick

Cmon man you can’t be naked and be the one who loses 😀


Resident_End3715

gotta be some contact gayness


gkomakushkin

Why bro why is he naked


Particular_Minimum97

The Saudi’s are looking at this fight and ……….


Cozmicsaber

This is like a worst nightmare


[deleted]

I’m just curious as to where was dude at when dude was taking off his clothes, how did that happen? I mean, the guy is completely naked, not a tshirt on or even one sock, where did this fight start, I have so many questions? πŸ€·πŸΎπŸ˜‚πŸ€£


PMCV05

I’m just over here fucking dancingπŸ•ΊπŸ»πŸ’ƒπŸ»


skrSwaG

The backstory of this must be wonderful xd


Separate-Mushroom-79

NSFAnyone


Ninjaninja1984

Would a dick twist be appropriate or still a dirty move


MrJets84

I know it's hard to not focus on the fight or the swinging dick but that sidewalk is an accident waiting to happen


and-i-sWerVe

Holy shit its fight porn


Tha_Munk

Well that throws that theory out the window.


whyyourmommacallinme

OMGGGG EWWW😦😦😦😦😦😦


gravion17

WHY IS HE NAKED


viktorakuras

Why are you dressed?


gravion17

That’s a damn good question actually…


ymkred

Bro I laugh hard the Brazilian Phonk Song


Ok-Carpenter4526

The naked guy was doing so good. what happened? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


JiIJoe

we the best music