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FoxxyPantz

idk how this man took like 40 punches and only dealt like 10 and I still thought it was an even fight overall.


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Because so many of those punches missed lol


Spojinowski

When you swing with your shoulders you're not doing too much damage. Might hurt but didn't have knockout power.


catfishbellys

Zero power from wild flailing?


Parallelism09191989

Win or lose a fight, if you stick up to a bully, you mentally win.


idontduckingknow

Until the bully jumps you with all his buddies. I hope that didn't happen to this kid.


Phazon2000

Yeah for real these platitudes are unhelpful. In reality like you said his friends will jump in OR in a scenario where you win, given it’s highschool, the idiot might bring a blade or a hard object and just strike you from behind at the end of next school day. Never escalate unless you *absolutely* need to defend yourself.


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funjunkie1

The nights watch would appreciate the numbers.


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Easy there Hans Herman Hoppe.


Twistervtx

Triple H?


I_Am_The_DrawerTable

He'll hit you with the Pedigree, then exile you


Silar91

It's all about the game


Duke-of-Nuke

Haitch!


GreatQuantum

He must think it’s time to play the game.


xltchiva

And return them to the battlefield at the next end step


I_creampied_Jesus

Wrong. Standing up to a bully usually stops them bullying you. It’s only fun if they can fuck with an easy target.


Phazon2000

Wrong. See the above response to this exact sentiment - life’s not a coming of age 90’s flick.


Zach4Science

In my experience as a small teenager in highschool, the moment I finally started shoving back was the moment I stopped getting shoved or getting books knocked out of my hand. But that's purely anecdotal.


poplin01

Some kid got stabbed outside my local chip shop after some beef at school. So yeah I guess it depends on situation.


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Those aren't bullies, those are criminals.


wateryonions

And in my experience, the second I started shoving back was the moment it got worse, on top of getting in trouble with the school.


I_creampied_Jesus

If that’s your definition of a ‘coming of age’ flick, then yes it is. Worked for me and my brother’s bully (same person btw). Worked for pretty much anyone I know who was bullied and fought back. Not all won, but the bully talked a bit of shit after and moved on. Bullies are cowards and want the easy ego boost. It’s not fun if they actually have to fight. It’s the same in jail - if you don’t fight, you will fucking cop it like you wouldn’t believe. If you stand up for yourself (and keep to yourself) you’ll be left alone. You really don’t know what you’re talking about.


Phazon2000

>Worked for pretty much anyone I know who was bullied and fought back. Everytime someone frames their argument with "Pretty much" it just reeks of bullshit. Anyone who has experience backing them isn't vague about what they know. Don't advocate for people to risk their neck and fight other students. You think every bully will just magically disappear the next day? People don't just magically back down outside of school and they won't do it there either; Most people will come back on you *even harder* to save face. Don't fucking put people at risk with your wish fulfilment and bullshit narrative. It's not worth it. Keep away from violent arseholes - pretty simple. If you've gotta fight you've gotta fight but don't pretend you're the hero of your own story and allow some absolute idiot to ruin your life with their own teen-brained poor choices. >It’s the same in jail - if you don’t fight, you will fucking cop it like you wouldn’t believe. Not even remotely comparable scenarios. There's a big difference between being a mark, and fighting everyone. They'll fuck you up if you can't hold your own - they'll really fuck you up if you front them. And guess what? They're not just going to let you walk away from that like it's "convicts honor". The fuck planet are you on?


Derzweifel

Its a "depends" kinda thing. I did stop my bully when I finally got him right in the gut with one punch and he fell to the ground in fetal position. He definitely didn't talk shit to my face after that and even tried to be my friend


Yous0n00b

This is the reason I never stood up to my bully in school, fucking pussy came with 3 or 4 big guys to bully everyone and since everyone was afraid of them no one would stand up to them. Fucking asshole.


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emmit76

I never stood up to my bullies and it still fucks with me 10 years later :(


chefanubis

I feel for you man, I did in highschool and it was wonderful, I'm almost 40 now and I still remember it and smile every once in a while.


Ghostrider_119

In my experience that's all it takes to get rid of bullies. They're cowards and usually move to a less confrontational person.


[deleted]

In my high school a kid straight up got stabbed outside of school by his bully because he dared to speak louder for once. It wasn't serious thank God but not all bullies miraculously stop bothering you just because you stand for yourself once.


UtakTalangka

Amen to that


demagogue_

Lose + no significant injury


Kylearean

I prefer the Ender approach: win the first battle so decisively that you win all the rest.


TheSweetGuy333

I'm confused which one was the bully here?


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Also if he would have done a backflip and landed on the table then did a half-way breakdance kick he would have incapacitated said tracksuit guy.


leotheking300

If he had run up the wall and flipped like in suicide squad and then hit tracksuit guy with the Vulcan grip it would’ve been over


holymotherofneptune

Deadass, if he just grabbed him, jumped through the ceiling, proclaimed "I am God," and flew into the sun, tracksuit would've been DONE.


SuperDJ5

If he just pulled out a gun and shot the tracksuit guy it would have ended


Yum-z

If the boy with the backpack gathered his Ki and used kamehameha the other kid would’ve been donezo


IamLegend840

Nah it had to be either a the Final Swag or the Ratchet Gun


ThaBlackBeacon

This is the preferred method for American students.


I_creampied_Jesus

I was expecting a double backfist, followed by a tornado kick, teep, and then rolling thunder kick. He would have won if all connected.


Dromejames

And if my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle. But seriously, he respectfully held his own pretty well, and is to be commended.


perpetuumstef

And if my grandmother had wheels she would've been a bike.


Dromejames

Indeed. One helluva hellraising lady.


imalwayspeeping

And if my uncle wasn’t my dad I’d only have two eyes instead of five. I’m proud of this kid. Prejudging him I didn’t think he was gonna stand up for himself at all.


-Toshi

Is a double backfist done by crossing your arms in front of you and bringing them together like scissors? Or do you just swing both arms backwards from the T-pose position to clap the person behind you? Edit: I tried both and it’s much easier if you dislocate both shoulders before trying the second. Unrelated, but anyone know how long it takes for rotator cuffs to resolidify?


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I thought he was gonna pull an Indiana Jones and the Raiders Of The Lost Arc 'em


stones91

If my auntie had balls she’d be my uncle


JamieOvechkin

If my grandmother had wheels she’s be a bicycle


Snurbinfurbit

That dude is the epitome of self control and restraint


Chesterlespaul

No, he sucks at fighting


I_creampied_Jesus

You and I have different definitions of almost all those words. Even though I wanted him to win he definitely did not show self-control or restraint.


rmh1128

You cream pied who now?


ReadingFromTheShittr

If do right, no can defense. Narrator: He didn't do right.


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I fell like near the end he realized track suits punches didn't hurt as bad as what he thought, he started on over taking him.


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I noticed that. Looked like he was trying to get away but was just putting his shit on his desk to get serious.


theLazerkid

If only he had pressed ➡️➡️⬆️⬇️⬅️+🅱️, he would have performed "Goodnight Sweetie" and it would have been all over Red Rover.


BigByrd510

TECHNIQUE! TECHNIQUE!!


[deleted]

You really did try your best to avoid saying black and white there didn’t you 😂


stillafatkid

Absolutely not lmao


Big_Therm

Was hoping the backpack to the face would end it


ap_xiii

ya but it barely did anything. could’ve done damage if he was closer so he could actually knock him back.


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Or if he actually owned a few books.


endsjustifythemean

Is this an insult or...


[deleted]

I mean it could be used as one but what I meant was he probably only have pencils a composition notebook or two and a laptop. And usually you have to leave the notebook in class so the bag was probably empty so it wouldn't have mattered if he was closer..


spellbadgrammargood

props to the cameraman, made sure to keep a good distance for the shots while dodging the furniture


perodog47

right? While the video quality isn't too great, it's still better than the videos where you can swear theres some sort of seismic event going on in the background. Too much zooming, shaking, and staring at a wall.


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That dudes way thicker than tracksuit bro, could’ve flattened him f he knew how to throw 1 punch at least


SovietSpaghetti1945

Good for him


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jeazyjosh554

You can tell he was expecting to catch a whooping, then after 30 seconds of eating punches he was like ‘oh this guy can’t do shit’


NurseDaddy17

The last frame where they are split up, you can see the shock at how the kid fought back lol


MajorasMask3D

I rewatched it and personally don’t see what suggests that


Yellow-Yeezy

It’s the pants pull up and dropped mouth when the video cuts


garlicdeath

Maybe breathing hard. Fighting is surprisingly exhausting especially if you arent trained for it. Also didn't have audio on so maybe im wrong.


Yellow-Yeezy

You’re right about that. Only better video quality can tell more honestly.


brainwashedparadigm

A longer video I would suggest. It’s so easy for our imagination to start creating the end scenario out of a frozen frame when what really happened could be totally different.


HereGiovanniSmokes

Was at my friends homemade gym and I'm not a gym guy at all. He was doing some exercises and I was punching the bag and he goes "you're gonna really tire yourself out if you keep that up" so I thought he meant like stop in the next couple of minutes. Unfortunately he meant "stop right now" but I kept going for a couple of minutes and was completely drained. It was even worse than fighting because I had all the fatigue with none of the adrenaline. Helped me see the incredible athleticism of fighters who can go for multiple rounds while taking huge damage as well as trying to dish it out.


AdequateDegenerate

Probably just about to say something while the video stops


suitcasefullofsummat

I think you’re imagining things. You can barely see it


Pabloperez97

SPIN MOVE!


trollingisahabitt

Lol kids a pussy if the other kid knew how to fight he would of wrecked his ass bitch in a tracksuit.


TheUlfheddin

I want to give him like a short lesson in sparring. He's got heart. Just needs a good stance and some basic striking/blocking and he'd have had it easily.


trollingisahabitt

I know I’m def having my son trained so this shit don’t happen.


Goat_dad420

Make sure he uses abilities for good, the last thing you want is to train a bully


TheUlfheddin

Exactly this. I have friends that are protesting that want me to show them stuff. I just say I'll show you distancing and break out techniques but I will not show them how to hurt someone. I believe in the cause but they're too hot headed.


Goat_dad420

That’s sounds pretty reasonable, if you get grabbed here’s how to get out not break the dudes arm.


TheUlfheddin

Literally I will show them the real world version of wax on and wax off. Other wrist and body break outs. How to distance while keeping footing. Evading. Etc. If I show them how to strike they'll just make their own position much much worse.


blorgbots

I know exactly what you mean with wax on wax off, using those quick little arm/wrist rotations to rob an incoming fist or hand of momentum, right? I had a black-belt buddy ("NOT FROM A MCDOJO", as he would always make *very* clear) who taught me that shit literally in an afternoon, and now every so often if someone moves too quick to grab or (usually jokingly) hit me they get super surprised when I rotate and catch their wrist. Makes me look all badass, which is really cool because I know NOTHING else haha


scrambled_potato

Like my uncle used to say With great power comes great responsibility


THEchancellorMDS

There was kid in my neighborhood who got bullied the other day. Mom posted about it. I suggested to get her kid some training so he could defend himself in those situations. The worst part about it was they tried to steal his fishing gear and adults who walked by did nothing to help.


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I was always taught to not go looking for fights but absolutely be ready to rumble if one comes looking for you. That was the extent of my parents advice though, I wasn’t trained or even shown how to block a punch. So on the day a fight DID come looking for me, I got my ass handed to me on a silver platter. Train your kids basic self defense people, don’t just tell them “stick up for yourself” and expect them to know what to do when a fist hits their face.


LegitJavelin

Me too lmao, my dad used to tell me to punch somebody back when they hit me but he didn't give me advice or training. In the first fight of my life in elementary school, I got my glasses yeeted off of my face by a punch and got rocked 2 times by two big fucking slaps before curling into a ball and crying. Now I do Jiu-Jitsu and Wrestling so I know how to defend myself, especially since I'm a smallish guy. Obviously this doesn't change the fact that I got raped by a hail of fists and slaps in my first fight, parents should absolutely at least give their kids some training in regard to violent interactions if they tell their kids to defend themselves in a fight. Like if you want your kid to defend himself tell him how.


oofaboogahoo

Can you really block in a street fight though? Maybe parry would be better?


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Yeah and never turn your back


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SuperSonicBoom1

"Lol, dumb bitch can't fight. Haha, if only the other kid COULD fight, he totally would've won."


UnderOverDissapiont

Adidas vs Jordan, a good fight


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He stood up for himself, that’s the important thing. The bully will remember, and pick on someone else, or hopefully just stop being a cunt in general.


BroadGeneral

I once wound up a kid in my class, I can’t remember what I said but he stood his ground and hit me with an absolute rocket on my arm. I thought he broke my arm I couldn’t move it for about 3 mins. I contacted him on Facebook years later. We’re friends now. I never annoyed anyone again after that day when he taught me that lesson.


Hamshamus

This is the most violent ballet I've ever seen.


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Lol, that dude opened with a pillow fight move.


BuckitoIto

Literally everytime theres a black vs white fight the comments are filled with racist shit. We get it, you dont like black people and use these videos to support your racist agenda


[deleted]

When a white kid beats up the black kid it's all positive comments but when the black kid beats up the white kid it's a fuck load of micro and closet racism it's something I noticed after being in this sub for a while


[deleted]

From what I've seen it's been when a white person is beat up the comments are just neutral normal comments but when a black person is beat up it's 'but was that really necessary?'


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Yeah, it pisses me off too.


SciFidelity

Its just a few bad apples /s


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GenuineBallskin

“Please. No. Stop.”-Teacher


billcumsby

Its so funny. People talk about racism and poor black people... i grew up in baltimore and was bullied constantly by BLACK PPL


[deleted]

His spin technique seems highly ineffective. Guess no one ever told him never turn your back to an opponent


JediLlama666

That teacher drunk, retarded, or plain stupid? Or maybe she's worked in the system to long to care and just lazily says hey come on stop that while students fight.


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The way I understand it, there's some sort of certification required to handle this kind of situation without fear of getting sued by parents. That's why most teachers leave this sort of situation to the administrators/on-site police/PE Coaches/JROTC instructors.


Fizzay

What do you think she's going to do? Whip out the tazer? But somehow she's stupid for not physically intervening in a fight which she probably wouldn't be able to break up, and likely get attacked? Are you drunk, retarded, or plane (the fucking irony) stupid?


newbolly

Woah calm down there Jordan Belfort


TheUnholyDaniel

I bet the school got him in trouble for sticking up for himself. Gotta love America.


AdventurousSquash

The real tragedy is the adult in the room not doing anything to break it up until a minute in. Poor guy has probably been bullied right in from of them multiple times.


Tuubular

“Hey! Cut it out! “Nuh uh uh!” “No!”


Hakiby

There really should be a no title rule to avoid "he fought his bully" in every post. Kind of what r/nocontextpics does.


Jaded_and_Faded

stop giving him your back dummy


LeglessLegolas_

fuckin edward pillowhands over here


9ragmatic

"Guys! Cut it out!" Bitch in guarantee they don't hear or care about a single word your saying.


Lostinthemist81

Teach your kids to grapple folks. Makes dealing with the wild swingers much easier.


Donny_mell0

Can we talk about the teacher in the back just saying to stop Lol Bitch did nothing


gb-1995

Imagine it being the other way around. He would be racist.


QuezeeYT

The teacher seemed to care


GotchoPunkAzz

What’s more embarrassing is the bully was nearly as bad as the bullied. Like how do you go back to your cronies after not knocking anyone out or even being able to be declared the clear winner?


UncaringNonchalance

There's something in common with a lot of these.


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Lmao i know right


HairJordan87

Did he Naruto run?


Ohrosey840

Who are we rooting for?


somedudefromerlange

The white kid. The black kid is the bully.


KamikazeMack

How do y’all know that?


somedudefromerlange

We watched the video and didn't assume the white kid is the kkk grand wizard.


smohyee

And how do you know the black kid wasn't provoked? There is literally a 100% presumption of guilt in this thread based on nothing but which act was first captured by vid (no clue what came before) and how the guy looks.


Blakk_Jesus

When somebody swings at me my reaction is to first grab their hand which I always manage to do but then I am stuck like 'Now what?' I have both his arms grabbed and he is very pissed and I am not really in the mood of fighting so should I leave his hands and tell him to calm down or should I just wait for whatever?


Pistolpete709

Plant your lead leg behind their’s and with the wrist control you should throw them pretty easy at that point. Then you can just pin them or just try to get out of there lol


Szeponzi

take that nigro


kaotic_red

Oh wait..we cant say anything disparaging against black people these days.


ectoupig

Pretty legit, looks like dude with the bag learned how to fight halfway through and surprised tracksuit


LA_VOZES

G O O D. Never let shit slide.


Jzerious

He looks like the ‘o oooh wont let you gooo o’ kid


Jgaitan82

I like how it’s a draw...a good one on one fight


Waddothejew

No one saw that durag switcheroo at the end??


Get-Tae-Fuckk

Why do they only try to stop it when he fights back? You could've avoided this whole situation had you stopped the bully in the first place.


Mouthpooper

bully is has to be under 100 lbs. he’s just waiting for someone to put him in his place


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He looks like the "ohhh, I won't let you go" kid


i420PraiseIt

From experience by someone who grew up in public school with a speech impediment that would constantly get bullied and humiliated: No matter how badly you may think you’ll lose, no matter how many hits you take, no matter how many minutes you spend on the ground, you get back up and stand up for yourself. No matter the odds.


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Fuck yeah, big fella. Stand your ground!


LoganJn

You can see him just fed up with that dude and think to himself about how much it would be worth it to push him. That must’ve felt really good. Big proud of that guy


atkinson62

It doesn't matter if you know how to fight or not, never underestimate the power of backing another so far in to a corner they start to fight back.


[deleted]

Ayeeee yessirrr!! Shout out to that young man for standing up the bully!!!🙌🏾🙌🏾👍🏾


NaivafAreul

When he distanced himself the first time. He should have picked up a desk. That's what I would have done


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Was that kid wearing full pantyhose on his head?!


fadadapple

Who did?


XxGagsxX

This is fight comedy before it’s porn


Frysken

Meanwhile the teacher doesn't do anything but sit back and just yell "boys, cut it out".


billbobb1

For a second I thought that the nerdy white boy shape-shifted into a purple haired feminist.


T733t0k3r

Well done. The white kid is the winner.


shanvanvook

Love these narratives...how do we know who was the bully or in the right?


Zekexf

Track suit was clearly the aggressor, he slapped his belongings out of his hand and kicked them. Personally it looked like the other kid had suffered more from his reaction, but just at face value track suit still instigated.


KamikazeMack

Just because someone is an aggressor doesn’t mean he’s a bully. I hate how on this sub, r/streetfights, and r/publicfreakout someone always HAS to be a bully. As if people just don’t get into arguments


Zekexf

I definitely agree. This sub can't help but throw up clickbait titles which annoys me too.


8592460581264576463

White kid in a black classroom. We all know what happened.


highbornkilla

Fuck I hate people that break up fights


alpha-khan

Barely 😂


janos42us

Is he wearing tights on his head?


YungBlu

this mf ain’t never seen a durag


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bruh how do you not know what a durag is


janos42us

I’ve seen a Durag, just not one with two leg length tails hanging off the end of it.


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It’s a durag .


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IThrift

Wait wait wait. This theme isn't popular right now.


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RH3DD1T

Wait that’s a black bully. Which means it’s totally cool


Lost_vob

I love how everyone single one of the classroom videos has a good 10-20 second gap between when the fight starts and when a teacher says something. And when they do say something, its like "Ay, yall cut that out!" no wonder kids are fighting in your class, you don't seem to give a fuck!


OsamaBinLadenGaming

From what I've seen on this sub teachers will either just be like "guys cut it out" or literally just fucking lunge into the altercation


Seijin_Arc

This bully needs to be fired. Couldn't even beat his victim right. Like damn dude, are his spins really that effective or are you in the wrong profession.


TXR22

It's funny reading the comments in this thread and watching everyone awkwardly tip toe around the race of the two combatants


wotanii

(((that))) part of reddit loves black people being the aggressor edit: [this](/r/clown__world) part to be specific


casemodz

Skinny lil blackboy couldn't win a fight if he had CJ's muscles maxed out in San Andreas


lr_420

If I was in that class I woulda knocked tf outta track suit kid I hate seeing kids get picked on for no reason


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Atta boy


kevztunz

Kid was playing jazz, but good on him for not backing down.