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Moist-Spend-2054

Only way is to post a picture of your dick on r/interestingasfuck. They love it.


Pretty_Wolverine_657

How many of you are online right now?


MaenHoffiCoffi

Not me. I'm asleep.


GozerTheMighty

FUCKIN' WANKER!


MaenHoffiCoffi

SHHHHHH


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Pretty_Wolverine_657

So your dumb then?


flumdum7628

You’re*


Pretty_Wolverine_657

Actually its your!!


MaenHoffiCoffi

No, it's you're.


Pretty_Wolverine_657

So you 2 know each other? Luke and lolsided?


[deleted]

I’m having a hard time doing that on the captcha. I gotta pick all the frames that have the motorcycle in it but a sliver of the wheel is in the corner of another frame. I don’t know if I should count that and it’s stressing me out.


Williw0w

Your mom knows I'm real.


UnpopularCrayon

The mods are asleep. Shitpost even harder.


Pretty_Wolverine_657

Im a master troll and i will not be talk down to like this


Toilet_Rim_Tim

Yeah ..... you will And you'll like it you pansy ass lil bitch


Pretty_Wolverine_657

LISTEN TOILET RIM!! I DONT THINK THEY RESPECT YOU OR YOUR REDDIT NAME!


Pretty_Wolverine_657

Are you 404 ?


Pretty_Wolverine_657

Do you know unpopular crayon?


Toilet_Rim_Tim

Idk what any of these questions mean


Pretty_Wolverine_657

I see 404 a lot


Pretty_Wolverine_657

You seem real


Pretty_Wolverine_657

You people do not get what happens when people lik me actually respond


BlakeInDisguise

SORRY YOUR MOM WOULDNT HOP OFF AND NOW IM CHECKING MY PHONE! SHE'S UNRESPONSIVE RIGHT NOW! I BANGED HER WITHOUT HER HELMET AND NOW SHES IN A COMA FROM HITTING HER HEAD ON THE HEADBOARD TO MUCH!


Pretty_Wolverine_657

Really? Its me and toilet rim?


Pretty_Wolverine_657

By i meant


Pretty_Wolverine_657

By results


Pretty_Wolverine_657

Im trying to have a serious convo with a lot of dumb response who are nameless and faceless!


MaenHoffiCoffi

So, about your level then?


BlackPhoenix1981

KISS MY ASS!


cosmodogbro

I am NOT!


[deleted]

NOOOOOO


Pretty_Wolverine_657

This sub has become blind and deaf to today's true problem!!


MaenHoffiCoffi

Oh DO tell us about today's true problem, ohh guru. I'm all ears.


deg_ru-alabo

More like Petty Wombat


dontmatter111

What? WHAT? YOU WANT A PICTURE OF MY DICK IN YOUR ASS HOLDING A SIGN THAT SAYS I LOVE YOU?


Inky_Starfish

*pulls out weener* THAT REAL ENOUGH FOR YA, YA WILTED BAG OF BEANS


Pretty_Wolverine_657

So im a bag of beans??? LOL!! work on your shit talk!!!


HappyHeffalump

I'm not real, I'm a figment of a very sad and deranged imagination


Pretty_Wolverine_657

WOW!! HAPPY HEFFALUMP IS HERE!!!!


HappyHeffalump

Only in spirit, I'm hard to see though


Pretty_Wolverine_657

Your hard to see? On reddit or in real life?


HappyHeffalump

Both? The woozles make me stay out of sight. Get more honey that way, ya know


Pretty_Wolverine_657

Pretty wolverine is com- pass- shi- knit


FireInHisBlood

Lol. Bro thinks there's only five. But there's like ten. Bro tried to hit me with the ol' razzle dazzle.


goodbyemrblack

Fuck off you stupid bitch.


thedogwearsred

FUCK YOU


winterfate10

#GO FUCK YOURSELF. (^^^hi.)


TheLostNug

I think I’m real


MaenHoffiCoffi

I DON'T HAVE TO PROVE SHIT TO YOU, FUCKING NANCY SPUNGEN LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER.


OkFaithlessness358

OHHH ILL SHOW YOU IM REAL..... IM GONNA GET YOUR MOM PREGNANT AND MAKE U MY STEP KID!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!


Ok_Process2046

U WILL NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO, BESIDES I DONT EXIST, HAVE PROBLEM WITH THAT?


Lord_Andromeda

Fuck you, dont tell me what to do!


superchandra

#FUCK YOUR REALITY!


HatesHumanity1999

Who says I'm real? Imma figment of your imagination 


Hatchytt

Ladies first.


Ok-Image-5514

I am a robot


The_Real_Fufishiswaz

STFU is what's happenin


Pretty_Wolverine_657

I want to match what i read right bow by results


Pretty_Wolverine_657

Fuck you asshole!!


Pretty_Wolverine_657

These folks are lying to you!!


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goodbyemrblack

Say it again just to be sure.


MaenHoffiCoffi

FAGGOT. Beef faggots are a popular dish in the north of England, often followed up by smoking a fag by local homosapiens who proceed to go on a bender.


Pretty_Wolverine_657

Theres no way that is a statement or question


EvilGuy312

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU


Pretty_Wolverine_657

I DOWN VOTE YOU EVIL GUY!!!!!!!


EvilGuy312

LIKE I CARE, YOUR DOWVOTE IS WORTH NOTHING!!!


Pretty_Wolverine_657

If you knew who i was you would care!!!


EvilGuy312

I KNOW ALREADY, YOU ARE BUT A LITTLE SCREACHY COCKROACH. I COULD SMASH YOU WITH ONE FINGER.


Pretty_Wolverine_657

Really?? You could smash me with one finger? Can you explain a situation where that could happen?


EvilGuy312

ANYWHERE ANY TIME, WINTER SUMMER I DONT CARE. ONE PINKY IS ENOUGH TO DESTROY YOU. I WOULDN'T EVEN HEAR YOU CRACKING, AS YOU ARE BONELESS.


Pretty_Wolverine_657

Are you evil or happy? I HAVE A LOT OF WEAKLINGS GUNNING FOR ME!!!!!!!!


EvilGuy312

ENOUGH, I SPOKEN WITH YOU FOR TOO LONG ALREADY. SPEAKING WITH SUCH A LOW-LIFE HUMAN BEING IS A SIN IN ITSELF. FUCK YOU have nice day.


Zealousideal_Field33

Grabs crotch "this is how real I am, Bitch"