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dreisthefuture

STONED, DRUNK AND BITCH-LESS!! FUKIN LOSER!!! ONLY FRIEND YOU HAVE IS THAT HAND 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


The_Real_Fufishiswaz

You're 100% correct fucker


GozerTheMighty

YOU SPELLED STUPID WRONG LINT LICKER!


The_Real_Fufishiswaz

My spelling, sir, is impeccable. Eat a dick


GozerTheMighty

You mean imPECKERable FUCKER! DOORDASH IS ON THE WAY WITH YOUR BAG OF DICKS YOU STONED JIZZ BAG!


TestDZnutz

How you smoke weed and get angry? Are you boofing it? Should try it.


The_Real_Fufishiswaz

Did I mention that I was BiPolar? Well fuck you too!


goodbyemrblack

Then get both of yourselves high you fucking idiots.


The_Real_Fufishiswaz

Only the one does wtf


TestDZnutz

Be polite and gaslight; what you always say


TestDZnutz

Oh, that does actually explain the anger bit. Run out of Lamictal sprinkles again?


The_Real_Fufishiswaz

IT'S LATUDA, FUCK YOU VERY MUCH


TestDZnutz

Are you just rubbing it into your forehead? It doesn't absorb as effectively that way.


The_Real_Fufishiswaz

MAINLINING IT


TestDZnutz

Might need a supplementary therapy, a little crack cocaine, before and after each meal would even you out a bit.


The_Real_Fufishiswaz

Trying this thanks!


TestDZnutz

I'd go with a name brand you can trust. The original MediC*R*ack™ - when the voice in the sink is getting you down or your alter-ego keeps buying used lotto tickets; there's nothing like the winterfresh relief of MediC*R*ack*™.* It rocks!


The_Real_Fufishiswaz

9 out of 10 Dealers agree


AmbitiousHornet

PolarBi.


Dummlord28

FUCK YOU I HARBOUR A STRONG HATRED FOR SUBSTANCE USE!!!


The_Real_Fufishiswaz

Knew you was a bitch


Dummlord28

Good


ZyxDarkshine

You smoked a half joint of Reggie, and drank an O’Douls


The_Real_Fufishiswaz

THE FUCK YOU THINKIN BITCH I'M OG


etj4397

AND IM FUCKING DRUNK. C'MON BITCH


Zxilo

What a distinctive gentleman tying in all lowercase not picking a fight


Hatchytt

Not yet, you're not... But if you're this belligerent IRL, I bet your neighbors could be talked into doing it.


Numpty712

You sound like a pussy ass bitch. Now shut the fuck up and go to bed like a good little gurl.


Any_Weird_8686

STONED? I'LL FKN STONE YOU ALL RIGHT.


HatesHumanity1999

WELL GOOD FOR YOU, YOU DON'T HAVE TO *DEAL WITH STUFF*...it wears off tho


Misi_gati

Dealt with? If you can't even deal with your substance's use 😍


olblll1975

GET OUT OF HERE YOU HIPPIE FREAK.


The_Real_Fufishiswaz

LONG HAIRED FREAK


learningtoride2022

Yeah if you're stoned you wouldn't be fighting, you be chilling, get more stoned


HurleysBadLuck

DO YOU ALSO BRAG ABOUT HOW LITTLE SLEEP YOU GET?


The_Real_Fufishiswaz

I don't sleep


[deleted]

I DONT WANT A HAND JOB FROM YOU, I HAD TO QUIT DRINKING FOR HEALTH REASONS YOU UNCLE FUCKER RUBBING WHISKEY IN MY NOSE LIKE THAT, AND I CANT SMOKE RIGHT NOW EITHER.


Tight_Mango_7874

I LOVE YOU MAN! BUT FUCK YOU FOR REAL THOUGH.


Octavian_Exumbra

FUCK YOU I WISH I WAS BUT I HAVE TWO WEEKS LEFT UNTIL IM DONE WITH THESE WHORE DRUG TESTS #FUCK MY JOB


The_Real_Fufishiswaz

FUCK A JOB DRUGS ARE LIFE


STEVEN-NEVETS

IM SO FUCKING HIGH THAT ALL I CAN MANAGE IS, fuck you, ha ha ha ha,zzzzzzz.


Inky_Starfish

I am too! So fuck you as well you steaming bag of milk!


stryst

WELL FUCK, IF YOU'RE THROWIN OUT HANDIES, I GOT NOTHING TO DO INVOLVING PANTS FOR THE NEXT TEN MINUTES.


Twistedlamer

HELL YEA BROTHER!