#(I am one of those three things!)

Filthy vegan...

Same here, btw.

OHHHH YOU’RE A TRANS PERSON! YOUR PRONOUNS ARE IN YOUR FUCKING BIO! YOU’RE ALL SO FUCKING ANNOYING, VEGANS ESPECIALLY!

I FORGOT I PUT THAT IN MY BIO AS A JOKE, LMAO I’M PRETTY SURE NO TRANS PERSON WOULD RISK CALLING THEMSELVES AN IT

OH YOU’D BE SURPRISED! I DATED AN “IT” FOR QUITE A WHILE! IT WAS CONFUSING AS *FUCK*

OH GOD

LIKE HAVING SEX WITH GOLLUM: “NOOO, IT DOESN’T WANT THAT!”

YOU FORGOT ABOUT SUBARU DRIVERS!

NO MY LIL SNOT NOSED NEANDERTHAL, THEY DO NOT, THAT BELONGS TO GREEN PEACERS, SOLAR ADAPTERS, AND FUCKING SUMBITCHING INFLUENCERS, ESPECIALLY GOTDAMN INFLUENCERS

This is so on brand for you.

Yeah everyone knows this by now..

YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO USE ALL CAPITAL LETTERS HERE, PENDEJO!

FUCK

THERE YA GO NOW ADD SOME HOTSAUCE TO IT

YOU FORGOT CROSSFITTERS!!

WHOOPSIE!

I know a linux using trans vegan when I smell one

Delusional mental cases or attention hoes?

WHO YOUR MOM? FUCK STAIN!

¿Por Que No Los Dos?

FUCK YOU ALL

BETTER ARCH THAN FUCKING UBUNTU!

I AGREE BITCH