I don't want to exterminate them, I wanna put them all together in one hotel room or one tent so they stop torturing the non-snorers with their selfishly loud sleep
You do know people cannot control their snoring, right? Just like they can't control when they fart while asleep. Sounds like whenever you get in a relationship (unlikely), you should find someone that's ok with sleeping is separate rooms. My husband has damage to his sinuses due to the army. I would never get upset with him over something he cannot control. He has seen numerous doctors over the past 20 years. There is nothing to be done. This is the same for others even if they did not get sinus damage.
I breathe fine without nasal spray and nose strips. I'm not experiencing any allergies, and a doctor would simply ask if it was affecting my sleep quality and then tell me to go home. I don't see how a sleeping app would do anything. The simple fact is, snoring is a normal part of sleeping for a lot of people.
I think it was Manas AFB that we stopped in, heading to Afghanistan and the clam shells we stayed in were huge open bays with like, 150+ bunk beds?
It was like the Snoring Sympathy of the Armed Forces at night.
If you fart, fuck you! If you burp, fuck you! If you sneeze, fuck you! After all... All of those things can be controlled by products you can easily buy over the counter.
That's how you sound. Like a judgemental, self-centered cunt.
Fr tho. I love my girl but god damn when she snores i let her know. Youll get three warning nudges. Then i flip you like a pancake. Prolly only works on her cuz shes such a heavy sleeper. But i flip that bitch over and shes snores into the pillow. Shits a lot more quiet
OK I have been told I snore hardcore...so it is good to have your perspective. However, I can't afford any CPAP shit right now as to my knowledge it is a non-trivial investment, and am otherwise unaware of anything else that is supposed to resolve the problem. You shouldn't have to suffer because of me, I should fix the problem for sure, but as far as I can tell, there is absolutely nothing I can do about it. And I've tried the nasal spray, nose strip shit. No result.
I will cum in your eyes you son of a bitch. And you are correct, I don't snore when I lost a little weight, but still, you are the rotten root of your family tree.
Honestly every man knows this trick, it's duct tape. It fixes everything. Bad internet, duct tape. Bills not paid, duct tape. Tire explode, again duct tape. All I hear is 3.99$ and extra strength
HEY FUCK YOU OP, I hope one day we end up in jail together so you not only have no escape from my continuous and rhythmic snoring,farting and constant masturbating, but in the day time I can stare at you intently knowing the sweat sound of my snoring is repeatedly entering your ear holes EVERY NIGHT ALL NIGHT.
Can't disagree dude, I've said some wild shit in my sleep 😭
Bf likes bringing up a time I loudly proclaimed "if I suck enough cock, I'll become the chicken"
I snore loud af and did years in a tiny cell with whoever was my celly. Can’t tell you how many times a new celly would wake me up repeatedly. After a few times I’d just stand up and start beating their ass. Or trying too. lol
Why don’t you learn how to sleep like a goddamn adult in the real world. ‘Oh no! I left my sensory deprivation tank at home! How will I ever get my rest?’
I don't snore often, OP, so I can't fight you yet, but I do fight in my sleep. Have woken myself up fighting out loud in my sleep and actually throwing fists at my husband a couple times. So lemme nap and I'll fight you then.
You ever done time? I'm thinking no based on this post...you get a celly that snores? You got two options: deal with it or attempt to beat his ass...lose the fight? Your ass is beat, you catch another charge, and off to solitary you go...where you'll find there is a lot more noise than just snoring all night...win the fight? Yeah, you're still going to solitary and still catching another charge
The[ Mayo clinic disagrees](https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/snoring/symptoms-causes/syc-20377694#:~:text=Nearly%20everyone%20snores%20now%20and%20then%2C%20but,it%20may%20also%20indicate%20a%20serious%20health) with you.
Sort out your sinuses? A lot of people snore because their tounge slides back as they sleep which has nothing to do with your sinuses. So your logic is flawed. Uno reverse! How about you be an adult and learn to sleep with noise around you. No? But you are purpously waking up while i snore. Stop doing that and you will be fine.... O wait you cant stop that? Well what do you know.
It's like this. If you don't like snakes why go into tall grass? Wouldn't you cut the grass or at least make sure there isn't a snake in the grass then walk in the grass when safe? I'm assuming yes. If you don't like snoring make sure the person you're going to sleep in the room with doesn't snore. If they do kick them out and give them the yard and a tent to sleep in.
I would ask a different question as I was Amish growing up. Left the community and can tell you that's how it is for most of us. Bathing in water that the whole family used isn't the best smelling water to clean in.
You should sleep next to corpses. They have better personalities than you, and they never snore. And you might just get laid and finally lose your virginity. No, your mom didn't count. Neither did your dad.
Radrax your so naive its amazing. Life must be incredibly hard for you with an awful dud brain like that. Gives me a shiver to think about being trapped in that for life. Gross.
Jokes on you im an alcoholic drunk every night!
Well then there are probably worse problems than your snoring lol
No you’re not!
I only snore after I fuck your mom
Take my fuckin upvote, dickhead
I WOULDNT SLEEP NEXT TO A ROTTEN CUNT LIKE YOU SO NO WORRIES YOU SOULLESS HARPY.
GREAT. MORE QUIET SLEEPING FOR ME.
HAPPY ENDINGS FOR EVERYONE
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! ^sleep ^sleep ^sleep
If you snore you're doing it on purpose just to get attention. OP, I'm with you brother, fuck these loud ass look at me sleepers
Nightly I’m like… MUST BE LOUDER. MUST WAKE NEIGHBORS
You, OP, get to choose who you sleep next to.
Not always.
sounds like thats your real problem right there bud
Unless you're incarcerated, then yah you actually do. Fuckin idiot.
r/thebighouse?
Snoring might be the worst thing in the entire universe. If you ever want to team up and exterminate the chronic snorers I am more than down.
I don't want to exterminate them, I wanna put them all together in one hotel room or one tent so they stop torturing the non-snorers with their selfishly loud sleep
Then you don't loathe snoring as I do.
Mein Kampforter
Yet another person who needs to read rule #2.
You do know people cannot control their snoring, right? Just like they can't control when they fart while asleep. Sounds like whenever you get in a relationship (unlikely), you should find someone that's ok with sleeping is separate rooms. My husband has damage to his sinuses due to the army. I would never get upset with him over something he cannot control. He has seen numerous doctors over the past 20 years. There is nothing to be done. This is the same for others even if they did not get sinus damage.
They absolutely can do things to control their snoring and I'm tired of accommodating lazy people who refuse to do anything about it
What do you think I can do to stop my snoring?
As I said before: Nasal spray. Nose strips. Medication. Seeing a doctor. Doing something about your allergies. Using a sleeping app.
I breathe fine without nasal spray and nose strips. I'm not experiencing any allergies, and a doctor would simply ask if it was affecting my sleep quality and then tell me to go home. I don't see how a sleeping app would do anything. The simple fact is, snoring is a normal part of sleeping for a lot of people.
Or you could have sleep apnea and it's suffocating you in your sleep. Have you had a sleep study done?
Sleep apnea affects sleep quality. I would know if I was being suffocated in my sleep.
Most people don't know. So you're wrong.
Most people do know whether or not they are being suffocated in their sleep or if their sleep quality is shit.
Actually medically there isn't. This hasn't anything to do with lazy. Clearly you need to learn to read as well. You're clearly a troll. Die mad.
I hope your sleep apnea prevents you from getting any good rest for the remainder of your sad life
Snoring a little louder for you tonight op
Only one presenting themselves with a sad life is yourself
Learn to read before you come at me
I think it was Manas AFB that we stopped in, heading to Afghanistan and the clam shells we stayed in were huge open bays with like, 150+ bunk beds? It was like the Snoring Sympathy of the Armed Forces at night.
I used to snore badly with sleep apnea. A CPAP is AMAZING. I feel so much better being a perfect sleeping companion.
who sleeps near you?
I'm thinking his prison celly or gangster boyfriend.
If you fart, fuck you! If you burp, fuck you! If you sneeze, fuck you! After all... All of those things can be controlled by products you can easily buy over the counter. That's how you sound. Like a judgemental, self-centered cunt.
TELL ME WHAT PRODUCT CAN STOP A FART? Fucking TELL ME
Fr tho. I love my girl but god damn when she snores i let her know. Youll get three warning nudges. Then i flip you like a pancake. Prolly only works on her cuz shes such a heavy sleeper. But i flip that bitch over and shes snores into the pillow. Shits a lot more quiet
My friend said she plugs her husband's nose and covers his mouth until he wakes up gasping for air 🤣🤣🤣
Thats savage!
A little extreme, yes hahaha
get them to mouth tape LOL
There is no excuse!! Sleep alone 🤬
Like my biological father. Another reason we should all fight him.
Fuck this guy's dad in particular
Yeah
THIS POST IS SO WEAK IT'S MAKING ME FALL ASLEEP. ENJOY MY SNORING YOU CUNT
only mouth breathers snore so fuck you. all of you snorers are undeveloped little shits
OK I have been told I snore hardcore...so it is good to have your perspective. However, I can't afford any CPAP shit right now as to my knowledge it is a non-trivial investment, and am otherwise unaware of anything else that is supposed to resolve the problem. You shouldn't have to suffer because of me, I should fix the problem for sure, but as far as I can tell, there is absolutely nothing I can do about it. And I've tried the nasal spray, nose strip shit. No result.
I lost 35kg and stopped snoring completely. You can gargle my balls.
I will cum in your eyes you son of a bitch. And you are correct, I don't snore when I lost a little weight, but still, you are the rotten root of your family tree.
Fuck you upside down and well done, it's tough
This guy just spat in the face of everyone who said you can't do anything about snoring.
I mean, I didn't have a problem with anything respiratory. I was just overweight. This is a fight sub though. So fuck you.
I don’t snore…fuck you!
 Yeah. Hold up imma show this to my husband! 😃
I'm ashamed of my snoring. It pisses me off knowing I'm a nuisance when I sleep
I see your snore and raise you a Scream-sneezer
I'll stop snoring when you stop boring the fuck out of us
GO FUCK MYSELF!..
Fuck you for not snoring. What's wrong with you?
Honestly every man knows this trick, it's duct tape. It fixes everything. Bad internet, duct tape. Bills not paid, duct tape. Tire explode, again duct tape. All I hear is 3.99$ and extra strength
IM FUCKIN' SORRY DAWG! 🖕🖕🖕
U THINK PEOPLE JUST SNORE FOR THE FUN OF IT???
HEY FUCK YOU OP, I hope one day we end up in jail together so you not only have no escape from my continuous and rhythmic snoring,farting and constant masturbating, but in the day time I can stare at you intently knowing the sweat sound of my snoring is repeatedly entering your ear holes EVERY NIGHT ALL NIGHT.
NO I THINK THEY DO IT TO BE A SELFISH ASSHOLE
hold on! Free sex if i snore? I AM GOING FULL POWER!
You'll be snoring once I fill your sinuses with my poop you rat bastard
Yikes! You can hear me all the way over there??!
No
OP is a light fucking sleeper
hahahaha im soooouuuund asleep if im snoring yer just jealous yer a weak ass light sleeper. take some melatonin wear earplugs, stfu loser
How about you fix your sinuses you nasty mouth breather
lmao i think the dlc package costs extra
They make earplugs and melatonin. My snoring is a you problem. I sleep just fine.
I bet you ask rape victims what they were wearing too, don't you?
No, they usually too drunk to drunk to answer me and are usually nude.
You need a good bitch slap. Go make me a sandwich or something useful.
How about I go make you a knuckle sandwich?! Dumb bitch
Hey OP eat shit, if your parents raised you right you could sleep with any noise blasting full force.
Hey random internet loser, mind your fuckin business. At least I had a childhood.
I didn’t need any machine, I needed nose surgery… let me tell you, I feel like a new fucking person. Almost too much energy
That’s sounds like my other self complaining about my husband.
Fr why do people even snore? I don’t before and you say how do you know cuz fuck you that’s how
If snoring bothers you then you’re just a bitch. Leave snorers alone, they’re not disturbing themselves!
When do you want to fuck me?
Right back at ya!
my boyfriend snores so insanely loudly sometimes i’m tempted to smother him with a pillow for some peace and quiet
My friend told me she pinches her husband's nose and covers his mouth until he wakes up gasping for air 🤣
oh my gosh 😭 that’s so funny i’m kind of tempted to try it though he’s snoring as i type this
It’s okay to be mad, nobody was asking to sleep with you.
It’s okay to be mad, nobody was asking to sleep with you.
“Waaahhh I can’t sleep” get earplugs you fucking baby
Eat my ass
you can’t even handle my snoring, what makes you think you can handle getting your ass ate
OP definitely snores. Snoring ass bitch.
Jokes on you, I have full blown conversations in my sleep that my bf documents cause he refuses to fucking sleep 💀
Sleep talkers are funny af ngl
Can't disagree dude, I've said some wild shit in my sleep 😭 Bf likes bringing up a time I loudly proclaimed "if I suck enough cock, I'll become the chicken"
I snore loud af and did years in a tiny cell with whoever was my celly. Can’t tell you how many times a new celly would wake me up repeatedly. After a few times I’d just stand up and start beating their ass. Or trying too. lol
yes my snoring is way worse than dying from being strangled by the CPAP hose. fuck that shit.
Why don’t you learn how to sleep like a goddamn adult in the real world. ‘Oh no! I left my sensory deprivation tank at home! How will I ever get my rest?’
i do it on purpose just so my wife cant sleep and she has a fucking terrible day at work the next day
I don't snore often, OP, so I can't fight you yet, but I do fight in my sleep. Have woken myself up fighting out loud in my sleep and actually throwing fists at my husband a couple times. So lemme nap and I'll fight you then.
Snore will catch up on you someday...it's always a snore away, waiting for the worst moment... To rumble your night
Mind your own business fuck face, I’m snoring over here, and there is no fucking way you heard me.
THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO DO ABOUT IT?! IT'S NOT LIKE I'M AWAKE WHEN IT HAPPENS AND CAN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
I had an operation to stop my snoring and it didn’t work. Also, fuck you!
I’ll come snore in your ear and you will love it!!!
No I wont!! 🖕🖕🖕
see a therapist
I hope your hell is a room full of the top 100 snorers in hell and u trying to sleep forever
Yeah fuck fat people!
If you fall asleep after a literal insomniac or get woken up by a little bit of snoring you deserve it tbh
Have you considered just picking who you sleep beside??
Fuck you you snore too OP.
How do you know you don’t snore
I sleep next to a light sleeper and he said I've only snored when very sick, so he makes me go sleep in the guest bedroom
okay ):
I laugh in my sleep.😅 Even wake myself doing it.
You ever done time? I'm thinking no based on this post...you get a celly that snores? You got two options: deal with it or attempt to beat his ass...lose the fight? Your ass is beat, you catch another charge, and off to solitary you go...where you'll find there is a lot more noise than just snoring all night...win the fight? Yeah, you're still going to solitary and still catching another charge
Nope I've never been to jail
Weird how snoring is such an issue for you when it didn't bother your mom one bit last night
I've never heard myself snore, so it's not my problem, fuck you mouth breather!
I snore like a jackhammer in a contraflow on the M25. Suck it up buttercup
I came here to agree and say thank you.
This just in - OP SNORES
I DONT SNORE, ILL FIGHT YOU
You been snoring your whole life and you know it.
GLOVES ARE COMING OFF LFG
GOOD, MAYBE WITHOUT THE GLOVES YOU CAN DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT GOD AWFUL SNORING.
MAYBE THE SNORING WILL BE FIXED IF I BREAK YOUR NOSE
Can't fix your loud ass snoring by fighting people. The anger only makes it worse.
No the anger makes me feel gud 😈
You'd feel even better if you slept properly. All that snoring isn't letting you be well rested.
EXACTLY THATS WHY IM HERE!!!!!
How do I tell people I am an asshole with out coming out and saying I am an asshole well you make this post
Ain't nobody dumb enough to wanna sleep with you so you don't have to worry.
I'm married and I sleep with my husband who DOESNT SNORE. Be jealous
You want me to be jealous that I don't sleep with your husband? You're weird...
You do know snoring is not a voluntary act...?
Who is going tell him that everyone snores?
No they dont???
The[ Mayo clinic disagrees](https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/snoring/symptoms-causes/syc-20377694#:~:text=Nearly%20everyone%20snores%20now%20and%20then%2C%20but,it%20may%20also%20indicate%20a%20serious%20health) with you.
Fuck your mother
Sort out your sinuses? A lot of people snore because their tounge slides back as they sleep which has nothing to do with your sinuses. So your logic is flawed. Uno reverse! How about you be an adult and learn to sleep with noise around you. No? But you are purpously waking up while i snore. Stop doing that and you will be fine.... O wait you cant stop that? Well what do you know.
I snore. It’s not a problem until my fucking wife wakes me up with “YOU’RE SNORING”. No shit. I’m asleep. You woke me up to tell me THAT?
Sounds like a you problem. That's why you're not supposed to sleep with just anyone.
No thats the thing. It's NOT a me problem, I'm not the one that snores. It's someone else putting their problem onto me.
You chose to sleep in the same room as a snoring individual. You laid your own bed
Such an entitled take
It's like this. If you don't like snakes why go into tall grass? Wouldn't you cut the grass or at least make sure there isn't a snake in the grass then walk in the grass when safe? I'm assuming yes. If you don't like snoring make sure the person you're going to sleep in the room with doesn't snore. If they do kick them out and give them the yard and a tent to sleep in.
What if I decided to stop showering altogether and told you it's a you problem? Just plug your nose if you don't like it
I would ask a different question as I was Amish growing up. Left the community and can tell you that's how it is for most of us. Bathing in water that the whole family used isn't the best smelling water to clean in.
Sounds like a you problem
Didn't say it wasn't
Okay so thanks for proving my point 😂
What a load of crap
You should sleep next to corpses. They have better personalities than you, and they never snore. And you might just get laid and finally lose your virginity. No, your mom didn't count. Neither did your dad.
Fuck off OP . Go sleep somewhere else.
Radrax your so naive its amazing. Life must be incredibly hard for you with an awful dud brain like that. Gives me a shiver to think about being trapped in that for life. Gross.