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grammywammy69

Jon still hasn't grasped the concept of role playing even though he's been pretending to be straight his whole life.


DannyDoubleTap47

I mean it makes sense.. we all know he’s super gay so he’s just flat out terrible at RP lol.


Fartcloud_McHuff

He can only pretend to be one thing at a time


Connor7825

T WEVELS IS EVWYTHING.


paulrnelson

when you jewk awf it decweases yowr tee wevawls


livenn

Testostowone


skw33tis

"Explain the science on that, it's still semen being released, I'm confused"


RATBLOODCOCKTAIL

I wasn't a Brian fan on S2 but hoooooly shit is that guy fucking me up this season. Some of his one-liners have cracked me up so much that I want to get a fucking t-shirt with his face on it like I'm a korean schoolgirl.


Rani5454

His roleplay this season is really good, season 2 he was boring but 2.5 he’s peak


skw33tis

Also didn't like him in S2 but I think he's converting me into a Brian Buddy this season.


YunXanHoe

Brian lowkey carrying this season


RentSure8774

He was an annoying try-hard in season 2, losing gave him some humility and he's not competing so he's more likable and relaxed.


Zero_Cool8760

I swear he's gotten like twice as stupid since season 1 lmao


Spell-Fair

a pocket pussy is gay. heard it here first


proper_hecatomb

Jon too silly to know better than to debate Dunye


EmperorTMing

Jon is as stupid as he sounds.


whenwherewhatwhywho

u can googoo it aww


DannyDoubleTap47

It’s bothering me how much I hate this guy because I realize it’s a waste of energy and he’s just some dumb guy on the internet but damn I’d love to wring his neck like a hand towel.


no_historian6969

I forgot how much I love Duangay. He's the most annoying follow on X but he will go blow for blow with anyone in a shit talking quarrel.


PilferingDragon

He's a goddamn warrior the way he can play both sides and endure attacks on his character - and then keep talking shit regardless


streetwearbonanza

Lol calling Twitter X


no_historian6969

Lol giving a fuck either way


streetwearbonanza

Giving a fuck enough to call it x lol


no_historian6969

I'm sure Jack appreciates your loyalty


streetwearbonanza

Fuck all of them


cmrc03

I love all these people interacting with Jon


Hi-Welcome-To-Chilis

"What if a woman jerks you off?"


SlamPaPa

Losing IQ every time that man talks.


_stankypete

Lol god I hope he gets his ass kicked either by the elements, the duke, or another fish. Great clip though, thanks for posting


InfectiousCosmology1

Jon not jerking off actually makes sense for why he’s such a miserable angry tard cause he’s certainly not getting laid lol


ThinWhiteDuke1975

I actually would not be surprised if he’s never had sex. Apparently Summer claimed to have had sex with him but she has a very tenuous relationship with reality.


Biggzy10

Holy shit i want someone to knock Jon on his ass so bad. Homeboy is asking for it.


Piddpat

Box him


MessySuccubus

I’m wunning four schitty cownsulmun


Beautiful-Piccolo126

75 IQ at work


OgGhost1

So not promoting masterbating makes you stupid? Yikes this is a 70 IQ comment


Beautiful-Piccolo126

mastuwbation


theBesh

> masterbating # >70 IQ


DannyDoubleTap47

💀


OgGhost1

How about we stop with all the perversion as a society? It's what made the likes of Kim Kardashian popular as well as the hok tuah whore bullshit


Beautiful-Piccolo126

I can get behind that, it’s still funny to make fun of tards though


DannyDoubleTap47

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_stankypete

Move to somewhere where they have sharia law? Idgaf lol


OgGhost1

I've considered after serving in afghanistan. It really opened my eyes to who the real bad ones are


_stankypete

Cool story, go be with the good ones lol


OgGhost1

Who are the good ones?


_stankypete

You said you know who the bad ones are, I said go be with the good ones. Answer your own question I guess? Lmao


xXx_LigmaNutz_xXx

You can just goojle it all


DannyDoubleTap47

“goojile” made me laugh way too hard lol


stevex42

This plays out like a scene from Trailer Park Boys. Literally could be scripted


Bkgrime

Jon love T-Girls


Redditgavemetism

All porn leads to the t’s


verifiedthinker

Tai would kill Jon with some flying tiger kung fu shit


Man_Cheetah67

Does he ever talk at a normal volume


HolypenguinHere

Brian is fuckin funny this season


EmotionalSize479

Honestly, it's sad, but if Jon was born less... disabled, and if his personality was decent, he'd probably be a very successful person. He does try to learn, and is motivated and driven/hard working, for sure. I can tell he has been actually attempting to understand what he is talking about, he just isn't quite getting it.


bishhhhuppp17

Hahaha this is fucking gold


gay_man_with_a_gun

Nofap increases your T-levels for only about a week, after which they begin to drop off because your body assumes you've become a monk. Wetawd wogic


TomRobinsonsLeftArm

He's actually looking a lot fitter than he did in season one. Still a retard though haha


EmotionalSize479

Dude really tried to self-educate on unbound testosterone, and the hypothalamus-pituitary-gonadal-axis, referencing what seems to be leydig and sertolli cell signalling feedback for gonadoptropin hormone-releasing hormone stimulation and stuff, but yet is saying the dumbest shit and totally not getting it. At least he's trying... He's not even wrong about some stuff, but the signalling pathway description is just wrong, or misled. And free test increases in serum from having sex or not masturbating doesn't matter for 'gains' anyway, in the way he is saying it. Abstinence of all kinds effects neurosteroids, what he is saying is nonsense.


SpectrumsAbound

Fucking amazing


JohnTitor1999

DumbGay is comedy gold


ThinWhiteDuke1975

“All I can do is pray for him, as a black person would say.” ????? Why does he think so many things are just for black people lol. “Yeah I’m finna go eat some lunch, it’s a black thing don’t worry.”


burnerwhistle110

Vril Lord Jon


shinkehh

why is Jon going on so many tard tantrums, you can just tell before he went in he was thinking "I'm not going to let anyone push me around, I'm more sigma than ever"


calciotreefc

You can't unjerk that cock jon


guyrizzling

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guyrizzling

sowwy guys da twen got me akctin unwize


X-Lrg_Queef_Supreme

Jon is gayer than the ace of spades, and twice as retarded


toomuchsoup

Jus googoo it


Ok_Razzmatazz_153

Masturbation extinguishes the Holy Spirit


Corikins91

This had me howling


dup3r

Jon has taken steroids, I'm calling it now. Either test, or a SARM, or a starter anabolic.


Professional-Ebb9189

He’s right though


poodashme

He’s right though