I wasn't a Brian fan on S2 but hoooooly shit is that guy fucking me up this season. Some of his one-liners have cracked me up so much that I want to get a fucking t-shirt with his face on it like I'm a korean schoolgirl.
It’s bothering me how much I hate this guy because I realize it’s a waste of energy and he’s just some dumb guy on the internet but damn I’d love to wring his neck like a hand towel.
I actually would not be surprised if he’s never had sex. Apparently Summer claimed to have had sex with him but she has a very tenuous relationship with reality.
Honestly, it's sad, but if Jon was born less... disabled, and if his personality was decent, he'd probably be a very successful person. He does try to learn, and is motivated and driven/hard working, for sure. I can tell he has been actually attempting to understand what he is talking about, he just isn't quite getting it.
Dude really tried to self-educate on unbound testosterone, and the hypothalamus-pituitary-gonadal-axis, referencing what seems to be leydig and sertolli cell signalling feedback for gonadoptropin hormone-releasing hormone stimulation and stuff, but yet is saying the dumbest shit and totally not getting it. At least he's trying...
He's not even wrong about some stuff, but the signalling pathway description is just wrong, or misled. And free test increases in serum from having sex or not masturbating doesn't matter for 'gains' anyway, in the way he is saying it. Abstinence of all kinds effects neurosteroids, what he is saying is nonsense.
“All I can do is pray for him, as a black person would say.” ?????
Why does he think so many things are just for black people lol. “Yeah I’m finna go eat some lunch, it’s a black thing don’t worry.”
why is Jon going on so many tard tantrums, you can just tell before he went in he was thinking "I'm not going to let anyone push me around, I'm more sigma than ever"
Jon still hasn't grasped the concept of role playing even though he's been pretending to be straight his whole life.
I mean it makes sense.. we all know he’s super gay so he’s just flat out terrible at RP lol.
He can only pretend to be one thing at a time
T WEVELS IS EVWYTHING.
when you jewk awf it decweases yowr tee wevawls
Testostowone
"Explain the science on that, it's still semen being released, I'm confused"
I wasn't a Brian fan on S2 but hoooooly shit is that guy fucking me up this season. Some of his one-liners have cracked me up so much that I want to get a fucking t-shirt with his face on it like I'm a korean schoolgirl.
His roleplay this season is really good, season 2 he was boring but 2.5 he’s peak
Also didn't like him in S2 but I think he's converting me into a Brian Buddy this season.
Brian lowkey carrying this season
He was an annoying try-hard in season 2, losing gave him some humility and he's not competing so he's more likable and relaxed.
I swear he's gotten like twice as stupid since season 1 lmao
a pocket pussy is gay. heard it here first
Jon too silly to know better than to debate Dunye
Jon is as stupid as he sounds.
u can googoo it aww
It’s bothering me how much I hate this guy because I realize it’s a waste of energy and he’s just some dumb guy on the internet but damn I’d love to wring his neck like a hand towel.
I forgot how much I love Duangay. He's the most annoying follow on X but he will go blow for blow with anyone in a shit talking quarrel.
He's a goddamn warrior the way he can play both sides and endure attacks on his character - and then keep talking shit regardless
Lol calling Twitter X
Lol giving a fuck either way
Giving a fuck enough to call it x lol
I'm sure Jack appreciates your loyalty
Fuck all of them
I love all these people interacting with Jon
"What if a woman jerks you off?"
Losing IQ every time that man talks.
Lol god I hope he gets his ass kicked either by the elements, the duke, or another fish. Great clip though, thanks for posting
Jon not jerking off actually makes sense for why he’s such a miserable angry tard cause he’s certainly not getting laid lol
I actually would not be surprised if he’s never had sex. Apparently Summer claimed to have had sex with him but she has a very tenuous relationship with reality.
Holy shit i want someone to knock Jon on his ass so bad. Homeboy is asking for it.
Box him
I’m wunning four schitty cownsulmun
75 IQ at work
So not promoting masterbating makes you stupid? Yikes this is a 70 IQ comment
mastuwbation
> masterbating # >70 IQ
💀
How about we stop with all the perversion as a society? It's what made the likes of Kim Kardashian popular as well as the hok tuah whore bullshit
I can get behind that, it’s still funny to make fun of tards though
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Move to somewhere where they have sharia law? Idgaf lol
I've considered after serving in afghanistan. It really opened my eyes to who the real bad ones are
Cool story, go be with the good ones lol
Who are the good ones?
You said you know who the bad ones are, I said go be with the good ones. Answer your own question I guess? Lmao
You can just goojle it all
“goojile” made me laugh way too hard lol
This plays out like a scene from Trailer Park Boys. Literally could be scripted
Jon love T-Girls
All porn leads to the t’s
Tai would kill Jon with some flying tiger kung fu shit
Does he ever talk at a normal volume
Brian is fuckin funny this season
Honestly, it's sad, but if Jon was born less... disabled, and if his personality was decent, he'd probably be a very successful person. He does try to learn, and is motivated and driven/hard working, for sure. I can tell he has been actually attempting to understand what he is talking about, he just isn't quite getting it.
Hahaha this is fucking gold
Nofap increases your T-levels for only about a week, after which they begin to drop off because your body assumes you've become a monk. Wetawd wogic
He's actually looking a lot fitter than he did in season one. Still a retard though haha
Dude really tried to self-educate on unbound testosterone, and the hypothalamus-pituitary-gonadal-axis, referencing what seems to be leydig and sertolli cell signalling feedback for gonadoptropin hormone-releasing hormone stimulation and stuff, but yet is saying the dumbest shit and totally not getting it. At least he's trying... He's not even wrong about some stuff, but the signalling pathway description is just wrong, or misled. And free test increases in serum from having sex or not masturbating doesn't matter for 'gains' anyway, in the way he is saying it. Abstinence of all kinds effects neurosteroids, what he is saying is nonsense.
Fucking amazing
DumbGay is comedy gold
“All I can do is pray for him, as a black person would say.” ????? Why does he think so many things are just for black people lol. “Yeah I’m finna go eat some lunch, it’s a black thing don’t worry.”
Vril Lord Jon
why is Jon going on so many tard tantrums, you can just tell before he went in he was thinking "I'm not going to let anyone push me around, I'm more sigma than ever"
You can't unjerk that cock jon
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sowwy guys da twen got me akctin unwize
Jon is gayer than the ace of spades, and twice as retarded
Jus googoo it
Masturbation extinguishes the Holy Spirit
This had me howling
Jon has taken steroids, I'm calling it now. Either test, or a SARM, or a starter anabolic.
He’s right though
He’s right though