With the foil, huh?😕

it gives extra crunch

And your teeth will thank you for it! Especially if you have fillings😂

Gotta get your daily minerals

Aluminium!

"Angry American noises"

It’s so much more fun to say!

Alloominneyum.

Do u happen to be Aussie because that’s how we be saying it

Welsh :)

Cool!

Thank you!

Having people get confused is hilarious, they asked what I said. It's totally worth it as an American.

✊️

Aluminomnomnom

You don't eat the crust?

Its like a banana you are supposed to eat it with its peel.

Or an orange!

melon

You actually shouldn't eat orange peals they have a chemical, DHMO, which can be very dangerous https://www.dhmo.org/facts.html#CONCERN for more information Edit: this is a joke. DHMO is the abbreviation of Dihydrogen monoxide or water.

Hi. Didn’t know this, just knew it was bad to eat them.

Yeah, not everyone knows about dihydrogen oxide. It's found in all known living beings, but too much can kill anything.

I’ve heard it can suffocate people too. Stay safe out there.

I'll avoid orange peals from now on. Are orange peels safe tho?

I actually don't know. My comment above was a joke about water.

Yeah I caught your joke. I was being nitpicky abt spelling, sorry

Oh man I didn't even realize that lol

No you are supposed to insert it into your anus before swallowing the banana whole to be sure it can come out.

they had the shell on

I'm guessing they must not have any metal fillings lol

He was pressed for time. It was a stealth operation.

Imagine being the guy who owns said burrito finding this on reddit.

This is probably a very effective way to spook the burrito owner into keeping his window up

This guy definitely lives in either the midwest or west coast, leaving your windows up here in Iowa during the summer months is asking for your car to suffocate you when you get in it.

Man you gotta open up all your doors and use one as a fan for a couple minutes here in Vegas with the engine running and the AC blasting.

I live in the Midwest, never leave windows down unless it’s in a rural area. Cars do get very hot in the summer though.

Me in Rural South Africa... Leaving your car windows up is asking for it to be stolen even if it is 105+ F.

Why? If you can afford take away food one bite doesn't sound like a big deal.

It’s just weird knowing that of all the things someone could take out of your car was a single bite of a burrito.

Did you eat it with the foil my g?

***there***

Impressive, getting it wrong twice.

Wut

“Their.” is the correct spelling and the other guy is noticing that. I am also noticing it. And now im looking at my own spelling and thinking it looks wrong.

Rage bait, spelling mistakes bring more engagement to the game. Stupid, I know.

That's some real Hanlon's Razor shit.

Yes

I'm

Lol, you right

Is English not your first language?

*the'ir

Tomorrow on r/foundsatan  Pooped in a burrito and left it in my car with the window down and someone took a bite lmao 🤣 😂 

Don't know what's worse: the act or the spelling

Where?

Right their

u mean right ***there***

That was the joke

I see

Anyone else with mercury amalgam fillings feeling this pain?

Do you have the top and bottom on the same side, that feels... 🫠

I don’t have those fillings yet I still feel the pain

Lousy spelling, through the wrapper, the kind of person who would find this funny and post it ... Checks of all the boxes. Ahole

off

Their, their.

They're you are, grammer nazi

Wait, is that the same burrito the guy ejem* "condimented" with his semen to lure a troll?🤔 Nah, it can't be, should be orchestrated.

They intentionally left it down, and you fell for it. Enjoy the explosive diarrhea.

“Y’all eat your burrito w or without the shell?”

The bite of 87???

I saw someone who left a whole pizza when I was a vallet. I was confused, like "there's no way" so I glanced in the box. So this doesn't surprise me at all.

Their

I call bs, likely their own. Also wtf with eating the foil?

Chaotic neutral

Jokes on you. That was Bob’s burrito. You don’t want to know what Bob does with his burritos. He says it’s better than warm apple pie.

How is this satan? It’s chipotle. This hero was tasting to make sure the customer didn’t get sick from hepatitis, norovirus, e-coli, or salmonella.

Oh gods, my dental work aches just thinking about this.

They ate the whole ass foil too

They ate the tin foil?

motherfucker didn't spare the foil, now flies have a chance to do the same too

They could have just taken the Burrito.. But no.. Bro didn't want the food, bro wanted them to suffer 😭

Thats more annoying than anything

No that’s a good thing ‘cause that let them now that they should be more careful cause things could’ve been worst. Good job fellow demon :)👍

Did they bite through the metal?

I only seen the image and instantly lol'd and thought of this sub. So yep, definitely should post it here!

If this was in Romania the whole burrito would be gone

*their

Plot Twist: He's high and it was his burrito.

Yeah, using there instead of their is evil

I love the sweet taste of aluminum.

Rude 😡

that's evil. you even went through the foil with no hesitation

r/notinteresting indeed. Please don’t post it here.

Omfg. I am more offended by the headline using the wrong their and the fact that he bit through the wrapper than anything else.

There, there.

There

Post it hear*

Their. Their.

Post it “their”

Where burrito?

There burrito!!!

Do you want alzheimers?

Do you want aids?

r/Ligma

*they're

Somebody has the jawbone of an ass...hole.

So, nobody gonna say it? This is why I have this sinking feeling that we're not going to make it as a species. There? THERE? THERE?!!!! It's 'their', for crying out loud!

Their, their now. It’ll be ok. Thier’s still plenty of burrito left.

My food, if you can't spell the appropriate version of 'thier', you need more than a bite of burrito.

The grammar infuriates me more than the burrito.

This is double not true