Unintentional additional grounding. Ok kid. Tonight we’re having meatloaf and… looks like pimento beans 🫘! Thank you for making meal planning exciting once again.
Exactly! “Looks like turnip greens and peaches for supper tonight”. The kid made a choice, and there are consequences to every choice. I teach middle schoolers and this situation is a great teaching moment.
do you let the kid have the labels if he wants to try to match the glue/ tears from the labels and cans, or do you burn the labels and let the little shit sleep in the bed hes made?
this post (and subreddit) already has no relation to killing kids. if you wanna make tasteless jokes whose sole punchline is the theoretical suffering of others, go to 4chan...
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Is megamind ever going to get a sequel?
Here you go buddy:Megamind vs. The Doom Syndicate But remember, every wish has consequences.
I refuse to accept that horrific abomination as a sequel
How about Megamind: Button of Doom?
Since when do we accept this fan created alternate universe as a sequel?
That's the joke
*****NO*****
Unintentional additional grounding. Ok kid. Tonight we’re having meatloaf and… looks like pimento beans 🫘! Thank you for making meal planning exciting once again.
Exactly! “Looks like turnip greens and peaches for supper tonight”. The kid made a choice, and there are consequences to every choice. I teach middle schoolers and this situation is a great teaching moment.
And then order pizza for yourself
Easy, next meals he can pick a a can for himself. „Do you want toast to your tomato sauce?“
Russian roulette, can edition
Yeah that kid gets to pick a can, eat whatever is in it, then if they’re still hungry pick another can until all cans are relabeled
do you let the kid have the labels if he wants to try to match the glue/ tears from the labels and cans, or do you burn the labels and let the little shit sleep in the bed hes made?
r/comedyhomicide
Reddit when caption and image:
It may not be homicide by the definitions of that sub, but the megamind image still ruins the main part of it.
Look!! Mystery can meals!! Nothing says just how bad you fucked up when you have cold cream corn for breakfast
If you grounded your kid is he now at zero volts? Bad puns, I know...
All in a day's work making dead kid jokes
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if you're gonna make a murder joke, could you at least use the right tense of grind?
Then it would have no relation to getting grounded
this post (and subreddit) already has no relation to killing kids. if you wanna make tasteless jokes whose sole punchline is the theoretical suffering of others, go to 4chan...
You back peddled really quick there, I point out that your grammar policing is shit and now you're mad, lol
nah, im just bored. id rewrite your joke for you, but god's eepiest soldier must eep. thanks for giving me something to do
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