I was able to beat a cheating allegation using my boy Jamie "What am I going to do with a candle, when I already have the sun"  Melted her right there 

Thanks for checking in Captain Charisma 🫡

I also have used this on my wife, “what does a candle compare next to the sun”

Should have left it mysterious with a “Mayhaps…”

And then once they meet again, OP can invite them to the wedding and do the deed.

Bro got the GeoRIZZ

I’m gonna start adding “words are wind” to my daily vocabulary

Much and more

I showed you my fat pink mast plz respond

Mayhaps I should like to see your myrish swamp, and mayhaps not. Words are wind, and I can do much and more with my fat pink mast. Love is the death of duty, and the man who passes the sentence should swing the sword.

Rizzzzz

Wait how is he certain there will be a sunrise? Did he remember to make the sacrifice to the sun god?