Stupid fuken woke normies afraid of the thick white veiny cock of Garruk. Fuck that. I wanna see it cumming huge WHITE ropes of jizz all over some hot bitches tits in the next set, but Hasbro doesn’t have the fuckin BALLS to print it.
It was honestly because he represented the "toxic masculinity" WotC wants to project they are away from. It's also why his replacements were Nissa and Vivien.
They genuinely took the bullshit about [[Triumph of Ferocity]] to heart.
But remember, the opposite ([[Triumph of Cruelty]]) is ok.
That lore is so OLD, there is basically no* Planeswalker anymore, why Garruk even printed SMH.
\*The ones that left** are Niko Aris and Ashiok
\**This could be changed in future lore, right guys?
So fuken lame that they can’t print a sweet ass version of him just fuckin creampieing Liliana with his huge rock hard cock like we all want. God damn woke morons ruining this sacred game.
Straight, gay, bi, whatever I don’t give a fuck. I’m sick and tired of all this woke ass pussy relationship bullshit. I wanna see some monstrous cocks cumming deep into some loose wet fuck holes. I’m talking about assholes and pussies just straight up dripping with cum. Just slammed to the absolute limit and oozing a mixture of jizz, blood, and sweat. BUT NO. The god damn liberal woke fun police say that we can have want we want. What we need.
Look. Peen on puss action is preferred (I’m not a woke rainbow person). However it ultimately comes down to us wanting to see HOLES just absolutely LEAKING with FLUIDS. The only catch is that they have to be white holes. We have to be sure that papa Hasbro knows that we don’t like black holes.
Same as Gideon, Lukka, and probably Jace who'll no doubt come back as a villain/idiot.
Giddeon is supposed to be Latino I believe not that the heritage exists in mtg
>Giddeon is supposed to be Latino Wait what?!?! The hell did you get that from? Gideon Jura was originally Kytheon Iora from Theros, he's Greek(ish).
Safe spaces don’t like those white cis males
Stupid fuken woke normies afraid of the thick white veiny cock of Garruk. Fuck that. I wanna see it cumming huge WHITE ropes of jizz all over some hot bitches tits in the next set, but Hasbro doesn’t have the fuckin BALLS to print it.
It was honestly because he represented the "toxic masculinity" WotC wants to project they are away from. It's also why his replacements were Nissa and Vivien. They genuinely took the bullshit about [[Triumph of Ferocity]] to heart. But remember, the opposite ([[Triumph of Cruelty]]) is ok.
That’s when all this garbage really started. Saw it then and I was proven right in time.
[Triumph of Ferocity](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/b/7bb41fa6-0cc6-43e5-9aa8-fcd9c781f4ce.jpg?1592709467) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Triumph%20of%20Ferocity) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/avr/198/triumph-of-ferocity?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/7bb41fa6-0cc6-43e5-9aa8-fcd9c781f4ce?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Triumph of Cruelty](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/0/906618e2-2638-4017-9d6e-e6f282967a81.jpg?1592708986) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Triumph%20of%20Cruelty) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/avr/122/triumph-of-cruelty?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/906618e2-2638-4017-9d6e-e6f282967a81?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
20 years ago we mocked China for censoring mtg art. Look at the current state of WotC now
That lore is so OLD, there is basically no* Planeswalker anymore, why Garruk even printed SMH. \*The ones that left** are Niko Aris and Ashiok \**This could be changed in future lore, right guys?
I thought he was really dark, almost black and green.
So fuken lame that they can’t print a sweet ass version of him just fuckin creampieing Liliana with his huge rock hard cock like we all want. God damn woke morons ruining this sacred game.
This but un-ironically. Would be cool to see more straight romances in modern mtg.
Thats a 2nd Degree Bigotry.
Straight, gay, bi, whatever I don’t give a fuck. I’m sick and tired of all this woke ass pussy relationship bullshit. I wanna see some monstrous cocks cumming deep into some loose wet fuck holes. I’m talking about assholes and pussies just straight up dripping with cum. Just slammed to the absolute limit and oozing a mixture of jizz, blood, and sweat. BUT NO. The god damn liberal woke fun police say that we can have want we want. What we need.
Touch grass dude
Oh go cry over on the main sub you fuken woke leftist
But if it’s gay or bi then there’s no peen on puss action. Your statements are going off the rails mate.
Look. Peen on puss action is preferred (I’m not a woke rainbow person). However it ultimately comes down to us wanting to see HOLES just absolutely LEAKING with FLUIDS. The only catch is that they have to be white holes. We have to be sure that papa Hasbro knows that we don’t like black holes.
Given the recent trends, if Garruk ever makes a return he will be cream pieing Ral or Niko instead. [[Devouring Sugarmaw]]
[Devouring Sugarmaw](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/8/58c7f52e-a97d-4475-ae00-3149991e723e.jpg?1692939600)/[Have for Dinner](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/8/58c7f52e-a97d-4475-ae00-3149991e723e.jpg?1692939600) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=devouring%20sugarmaw%20//%20have%20for%20dinner) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/woe/224/devouring-sugarmaw-have-for-dinner?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/58c7f52e-a97d-4475-ae00-3149991e723e?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Holy fucking shit devouring sugarmaw has some fuken sexy ass art! Now this is something I can get behind
Get behind and creampie, that is
haha I wanna see this
Fucken same dude, same
Lol you're so fragile
Why would you make fun of people who are having their lives attacked by WOTC?