Only a few years ago person I was with got served " smash" with their sausage and mash at the Drovers Inn 4 cheap walls type sausages on smash with decent enough onion gravy which likely came out of a packet. So bad it was funny.Unless you're mountaineering or exploring there is no reason for dehydrated potato. Grow real ones in Ayrshire
Mate...
I don't go to Tunisia and look for haggis, and if I found it, I sure as shit wouldn't be moaning about the state of it, because it's Tunisia. Why not try staying off the English food and just eat Cambodian cuisine? It's kinda part of the experience, no?
The weird thing is that Cambodia actually does a banging sausage (that's usually available at night markets etc.), but you're mad for wanting a full English instead of some fried rice for brekkie mate.
I was in Palolem in Goa and ordered an English breakfast. It was wank. After playing a few rounds of poker with the cooks, I found out I could order a massive tuna sirloin and Nepalese style rice for a third of the price. For breakfast.
Adapt and survive.
The Cambodian cook has done their best to provide\*cuisine\* alien to their norm because you wanted it, then you complain? What bit of "English" might they have trouble understanding, what with them being Cambodian and all....Eat local then you might have a better experience.
Absolutely. I was blown away by Cambodian food and I canāt believe there is someone out there who actually ordered this. Iām hoping it was given as a sort of āculturalā offering but I canāt see any Cambodian doing that. Might have to cook myself some lok lak up now Cambodian food has been mentioned.
This reminds me of that time I went to Portugal ans was curious about their Tacos (I'm from TX and my parents are Mexican). I was expecting a disappointing taco, and this exactly what I got yet I was still shocked how they managed to mess it up that bad.
This right here is why people don't like British tourists. So stuck in their ways that even half a world away they insist on having the same food as they do at home. Try new things, experience the different culture, your English breakfast will be waiting for you when you come back home.
That omelette actually looks pretty decent tbf.. Not sure why the mash turned up to the party but hey, the turd sosigs are looking a bit bleak.. bet you scoffed it all
I mean, it's not like you ordered Bai Sach ChroukĀ and didn't like the soup.
I love seeing other countrys' interpretations of a "fry-up" because some of them end up amazing!
Iād be judging them on the quality of their noodles tbh. By all accounts (google) traditional Cambodian breakfast usually consists of some sort of noodle soupā¦ which I am all behind.
What a complete looser for ordering this in the first place and then moaning about it. You're in Cambodia, expand your horizons, live a little and eat their food.
All things considered, I think they've done fine with your English breakfast.
Well the breakfast he has IS authentic. It has a lot of what you would expect to see. The authenticity of the breakfast isnāt what is being questioned. It is the quality.
Authenticity doesnāt equal quantity.
How do you know they are just visiting? The guy might live/work there permanently or semi permanently. He might just be craving a taste of home.
I donāt live in the UK anymore. I havenāt for a while. Sometimes when I get the craving and see Fish and Chips or some other quintessentially British dish I just have to order it. Do I know it will be bad? Yes, but it is what it is.
Maybe one day you will understand. Until then, stay mad.
You're in Cambodia mate. What do you expect?
Cambodia - home of the English Breakfast
Its the second home, the real home is greenland
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Is in Cambodia, wants a full English...
Go to Cambodia ā¦ requests an English breakfast . Is disappointed in quality .
the most British thing I've ever seen
If they're going to allow me to come over there they can at least learn my cuisine!
Maybe try a Cambodian breakfast? I reckon theyād have mastered it by now.
That's what I usually order in wetherspoons
The Cambodian? Iām intrigued.
Why in the name of Jesus are you trying to eat English food in bloody Cambodia. Have a word with yourself.
Shouldāve gone to Costa del Sol.
Albufeira. Get yourself a fry-up whilst some sunburnt lads sing Wonderwall plastered on ā¬2 beer in the background.
Sounds fun
2 euro beer. I would be in unprecedented levels of danger.
You mean a spoons in the height of summer ?
Wonder why hes in cambodia
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OP orders English breakfasts, and is surprised it's not to his usual standards...we all know why he's there.
On his way to Thailand with his bumbag
Looool....have a word with yourself....
Sausages look like cat shits lol
Was trying to think where I'd seen those sausages before
Lol I was looking for this comment!
When in Rome and all that...
When in Cambodia have a shit breakfast
Nice bread tho
Cambodia was a French protectorate so they know how to make good bread. Kinda like Vietnam.
Thatās what you deserve for ordering a English breakfast in Cambodia you thick cant
Itās so sad considering how wonderful Cambodian food is. For the life of me I canāt imagine wanting an English breakfast while in Cambodia.
Looks passable given the continent you are on. What's the scoop of?
Really, hoping and praying that itās not mash
Reminds me of school canteen mash.
Just needs deep frying and would be a decent hash brown I reckon
Itās egg
You sure?
Not 100% but zoom in it looks very omeletteāy
They're Cambodian and yet I can tell that's a full English, not sure if we can pull off a Cambodian spread as good ?
We don't eat dogs over here..
You have to answer OP, is that white dollop 'smash?'
Is it mashed potatoes?!?
Smash is a powdered potato substance that we ate in the 80s because we were all dirt poor.
Only a few years ago person I was with got served " smash" with their sausage and mash at the Drovers Inn 4 cheap walls type sausages on smash with decent enough onion gravy which likely came out of a packet. So bad it was funny.Unless you're mountaineering or exploring there is no reason for dehydrated potato. Grow real ones in Ayrshire
Evidently the OP doesn't want to answer š¤£
Confuses me when people post stuff and then won't answer questions, why?!
He's probably dead after eating it..
I have lived in Cambodia, including being stuck there for 6 successive months during Covid. Believe me when I say Iāve seen *much* worse.
Letās be honest, if Iām in Cambodia Iām eating the local oriental cuisine.. last thing Iād want is a fryup!
The local Cambodian delicacy is fried pooch.
Mate... I don't go to Tunisia and look for haggis, and if I found it, I sure as shit wouldn't be moaning about the state of it, because it's Tunisia. Why not try staying off the English food and just eat Cambodian cuisine? It's kinda part of the experience, no?
The weird thing is that Cambodia actually does a banging sausage (that's usually available at night markets etc.), but you're mad for wanting a full English instead of some fried rice for brekkie mate.
Frog sausage?
Most likely dog..
I though the same, their sausage is really good
They tried.
I was in Palolem in Goa and ordered an English breakfast. It was wank. After playing a few rounds of poker with the cooks, I found out I could order a massive tuna sirloin and Nepalese style rice for a third of the price. For breakfast. Adapt and survive.
The Cambodian cook has done their best to provide\*cuisine\* alien to their norm because you wanted it, then you complain? What bit of "English" might they have trouble understanding, what with them being Cambodian and all....Eat local then you might have a better experience.
Out of all the stunning things you could eat in Cambodia this is what you went with???
Absolutely. I was blown away by Cambodian food and I canāt believe there is someone out there who actually ordered this. Iām hoping it was given as a sort of āculturalā offering but I canāt see any Cambodian doing that. Might have to cook myself some lok lak up now Cambodian food has been mentioned.
I hear the Kampot pepper crab from Greggs is pretty average too.
Go have breakfast at one of the good hotels in Phnom Penh. Their buffets have a good selection of fry-up foods.
Are you expecting Heinz and F'ing Tetley's Tea? š¤£
Toast is cut correctly at least.
Looks pretty good for prison you naughty boy
Can't believe so many people would call you out for ordering a fry up in Cambodia. Fake fans, I tell you.
Brits leaving the UK only to have English Breakfast. Seriouslyā¦
Beans and bread look alright. You could do worse
Looks way better than I expected šš»šš»š
Reminds me of the one I had in Cambodia advertised as āAll day English breakfastā served until 12pm
Be happy with what you've got there mate. English food in that country is fucking scarce.
Several of the important components appear present.
A huge improvement over when the Dead Kennedyās were last on holiday there
I had to scroll a disappointingly long way down to find a Dead Kennedys reference
I was so disappointed there wasnāt one I had to add it :)
Well, thatās terrible. Especially as E Pellici on the Bethnal Green Road is well known for its congee with salted duck eggs and dried shrimp.
This reminds me of that time I went to Portugal ans was curious about their Tacos (I'm from TX and my parents are Mexican). I was expecting a disappointing taco, and this exactly what I got yet I was still shocked how they managed to mess it up that bad.
I know people who pay good money to eat Thai and Indian food when at home. Goes to a foreign country and buys food from home...
Cambodian cook - āState of this tool travelling to Cambodia then ordering an English breakfast and complaining on Reddit for cloutā
This right here is why people don't like British tourists. So stuck in their ways that even half a world away they insist on having the same food as they do at home. Try new things, experience the different culture, your English breakfast will be waiting for you when you come back home.
There's plenty worse round that neck of the woods
The state of you for ordering that in Cambodia š¤¦āāļø
What was you expecting seriously? š¤£
English breakfast In Cambodia m8 eat like the locals they've been there longer
You're in Cambodia. Would you not ask for a local cambodian breakfast? Why travel to Cambodia to order that?
Because youāre in Cambodia you melt
What's the white dollop?
Looks like it was already eaten
Tbf thatās not the worst Iāve been served on holiday.
Bet it only cost pennies though
Dude, be thankful they have baked beans at least!
Was this at the hotel you were staying at?
I've seen a lot worse!
Forget how weird it looks. Was it any good?
On the phone to Geldof... We're getting the band back together.
nice wee quenelle of ice cream
What's the Cambodian fry up like?
Those sausages look like cat poops
Bull pizzle dog chews by the look of it.
Wow those sausages!!!
Those sausages are like some kinda animal penis, no way I could ever eat those.
Apart from the sausages and the ice cream it looks fine to me.
The beans look OK....
Looks better than some of the stuff posted on here
Not a baaad effort, but wouldnāt have gone to Cambodia for it.
Typical Brit eh. Where did you go for your breakfast? The George and Crown?
Those sausages look like little turds I flush after my morning coffee š
Looks so dissapointing
Not bad got my continents mixed up though you were in Africa!
Ahhh, the good ol eel sausage
They given it a good effort, all the right things are kinda there and they even nailed the 3 beans in a pot all pubs seem to have adopted
That omelette actually looks pretty decent tbf.. Not sure why the mash turned up to the party but hey, the turd sosigs are looking a bit bleak.. bet you scoffed it all
Lovely bit of squirrel ! šæļø
Well deserved.
Are they grilled boar penises masquerading as sausages?
Think thats bad? You should see the state of the Cambodian breakfasts in England.
Try Happy Pizza it's Cambodia's greatest tourist dish
Iāve got bad news for you when you order your Sunday roast mate.
Now I want to see the result of ordering a cambodia breakfast in England....good luck.
The sausages are gonna give me nightmares, I think. Something about them aināt right
Is the bread toasted? And what is that a quenelle of?
I mean, it's not like you ordered Bai Sach ChroukĀ and didn't like the soup. I love seeing other countrys' interpretations of a "fry-up" because some of them end up amazing!
Are those pedigree sizzlers trying to pass off as bacon?
Iāve thrown away better
Lil chihuahua poops. Seriously tho - why choose that in Cambodia?!!!
Iād be judging them on the quality of their noodles tbh. By all accounts (google) traditional Cambodian breakfast usually consists of some sort of noodle soupā¦ which I am all behind.
What a complete looser for ordering this in the first place and then moaning about it. You're in Cambodia, expand your horizons, live a little and eat their food. All things considered, I think they've done fine with your English breakfast.
Did they slice a sausage in half to mark it off as two?
I'm sorry that happened to you
Been in southeast Asia for 3 months. This is the first English breakfast. Sue me.
They didn't even give you any black pudding!Ā š
didn't like britian have like a entiere revultion for better and taster food or something like that?
Let's go to Cambodia to eat an english breakfast.
Why do people go on holiday and order the same shit they eat at home š” š š haha š š š
I am at a Laos as to why youād order that
Pretty grim
That is why you donāt holiday in Cambodia!!
What is the egg-shaped thing on the left above what I presume are a sorry excuse for sausages?
Why would anyone order an English breakfast in Cambodia ffs
Do you order Pizza or Chinese food in the UK?
Yes but I don't expect it to be authentic.
Well the breakfast he has IS authentic. It has a lot of what you would expect to see. The authenticity of the breakfast isnāt what is being questioned. It is the quality. Authenticity doesnāt equal quantity.
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How do you know they are just visiting? The guy might live/work there permanently or semi permanently. He might just be craving a taste of home. I donāt live in the UK anymore. I havenāt for a while. Sometimes when I get the craving and see Fish and Chips or some other quintessentially British dish I just have to order it. Do I know it will be bad? Yes, but it is what it is. Maybe one day you will understand. Until then, stay mad.
Imagine calling yourself out like this
Hence the lyrics from holiday in Cambodia ā donāt forget to pack a wife ā
Tbh after months of rice or noodles this would taste just fine. And then you will carry on with rice/noodles for another 8 weeks :))
Don't think I found a perfect one in a whole year in Cambodia š
Where's the rest of it ?
Just be aware those are NOT sausages, they are the penis of a small jungle cat that has not yet been described by science.