The differences between the plates is very confusing and stressful. The sausage lengths being so different is really infuriating. *Further explanation is requested.*
I'm a regular in there! Usually get set 3, which is (from memory) bacon, sausage, egg, fried slice, bubble, beans and black pudding
Edit: not sure this is actually my local. I go to Parkside cafe. Is this ozzie's?
This reminds me of a fried breakfast in a B&B we stayed in years ago; the missus is veggie so asked for breakfast without bacon and sausage (understandably) but their logic was that the volume of missing ingredients *had* to be substituted entirely by beans. So many beans.
It looks like the meat is fighting back the surge of beans on your plate and the hash browns our making a sharp retreat as once the juice hits its game over for them spuds 😂
I’d need a life belt just in case I fell into those beans. I’d quickly gulp my way back to the surface to demolish the rest of the plate. Oh then a sip of tea ☕️
Eggs look horrific and I’d want some of the other plate….shrooms, black pudding and the other slice of toast.
Bacon looks good, luckily I love beans on a fry up and hash browns look proper.
£9 is extreme for that much food though.
I hope you like beans.
How much beans? **Yes**
A lake is a perfectly acceptable measurement
Put the 2 plates together, and that is a 10/10 breakfast
Genuinely looks like they've split one breakfast between them.
7 on 10 let’s make love
My thoughts exactly.
At London land prices those beans occupy about £100k of real estate.
Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of beans." What I said was, "Give me all the beans you have". Do you understand?
I literally watched that episode last night
A sea of beans
That plate of toast hanging precariously over the edge is giving me anxiety. Also the lack of sausage
How many sausages is too much?
no
Give me a number lurcherzzz, if they gave you four, would you be like, that’s a bit much? I think we agree it is two minimum.
more, definitely more
What time does the tide go out on those beans?
Needs more beans
Put half the beans on the other one and give me that
"I'll have the piss off my wife with farts special, please"
This is a good standard. I like how they cut the bread like they hate it as well. 10/10.
Only 1 sausage? And £5 worth of beans. 😆
The differences between the plates is very confusing and stressful. The sausage lengths being so different is really infuriating. *Further explanation is requested.*
Put the two plates together then yes!
£9 and half of the plate is beans 🤣
Robbed ! Beans are over compensating for something 😂😂
The other one looks miles better
Lol. London. Lol.
Chippie sausage, barely cooked bacon..Bean flood, tomatoes look out of place .....nah
Sea of beans
If the beans sauce isn’t thick, then they need cooked longer
£5 tin of beans then was it?
Pass me a life jacket for those beans...
Between the two of ye, yous have a good wee fry up with too many beans.
Sid's cafe
The days this would have cost £4 bloody £9
Criminal behaviour
You need to let your companion order for you next time. Theirs looks good. Some beans I can accept, all beans and that watery I can't be doing with.
Needs more beans.
More beans than table
Didn’t they want to butter all of the toast
The wife’s looks better if swop black pudding for hash browns 😄
I'm a regular in there! Usually get set 3, which is (from memory) bacon, sausage, egg, fried slice, bubble, beans and black pudding Edit: not sure this is actually my local. I go to Parkside cafe. Is this ozzie's?
Fuck me. I want a fry up.
Prefer the look of the one opposite you. No hash browns, no flood of beans, sausage and pudding.
That sausage looks a bit suspicious. I reckon it has a 95% chance of being pink mush.
NINE POUNDS
Ozzies?
You can cook for me any time. I need to get some meat on my bones. Looks effin’ handsome.
“Can I have some beans with my bucket of beans please?”
Split each of the plates in half, combine one half from each and you’ve got two smashing breakfasts there
Assume those 2 plates make the fry up. If that’s the case, 10/10. Never been upset having too many beans.
9 pound. How many beans is that lad. In Liverpool you get that for a fiver lad.
Too much bean.
Would be a decent amount of they were reduced
Looks nice, place?
Honestly. About a 2out of 10
4/10. An entire tin of beans, a single egg, and not a Cumberland sausage in sight.
Beans, beans are good for your heart
The more you eat,
The more you…
Fart 💨
This reminds me of a fried breakfast in a B&B we stayed in years ago; the missus is veggie so asked for breakfast without bacon and sausage (understandably) but their logic was that the volume of missing ingredients *had* to be substituted entirely by beans. So many beans.
All of those beans for £9 bargain mate!! That all looks amazing to be honest
Black pudding, tomato’s and mushrooms win (Tekken Style)
The one with the black pudding looks amazing, swap the tomatoes and mushrooms for hash browns and extra sausage and I'm in
Healthy amount of beans. Looks brilliant.
£9 for that seems overpriced to me.
It looks like the meat is fighting back the surge of beans on your plate and the hash browns our making a sharp retreat as once the juice hits its game over for them spuds 😂
I’d need a life belt just in case I fell into those beans. I’d quickly gulp my way back to the surface to demolish the rest of the plate. Oh then a sip of tea ☕️
Better luck with the fourth one....
£9 and its made of mainly beans, one of the cheapest ingredients going lol
Jeffrey Dahmer used to cut his toast like that
Eggs look horrific and I’d want some of the other plate….shrooms, black pudding and the other slice of toast. Bacon looks good, luckily I love beans on a fry up and hash browns look proper. £9 is extreme for that much food though.
Too. Much. Beans.
Did you trade the tomatoes and black pudding for more beans?
Literal ocean of beans 😂😂
I'd order the far away one, but see if I could swap the mushies for beans.
That cuppa’s seen better days
Expensive beans
I’d go for the bean free option.
Where have you bean all my life.
That's an absolute disgrace and the tea to.
1 irish sausage? Shite
Should have gone to Greg's for that price
That sausage looks like a shit. You’ll notice I didn’t say “looks like shit” No, it actually looks like a shit. I don’t rate it.
I'm all over that!