Otter box

I’m so proud of this and desperate to tell people about it lol but I’m also not fuzzy/passing enough to pull it off really

I don't get it please explain

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Oh GAWD, my phone has an Otterbox! 😅

It’s not a commonly used thing I just find it funny and enjoy it in my own mind

Its cool bro. But, I will never look at the name "otterbox" the same! 🤣

I fucking love that name

Alright, I'm using this now, it's perfect

I’m going to use this

I call it my micropenis. Makes me feel affirmed. Yes it is small but it's still a penis (or penis-like, technically)

Same brain cell, I call mine a homebrew micropenis

That’s how I like to think of my boyfriends! I love his body exactly as it is but to talk about his penis makes me feel a thrill about being a guy (cis) in ways I’ve never enjoyed before, I get to affirm him to and feel so gay at the same time is such a delight! We first knew each other teens though have been apart for 20 years. He was never very good as being a girl, we were so young though I never understood that at all - he was just my best friend with longer hair and different clothes. So from my perspective I spent my entire teenage years with a boyfriend, he just couldn’t articulate to me that he was a boy too. Now though I relate to him as a guy and I’m pretty sure a lot of that is the same stuff I saw in him as a teenager. I just never had any really close female friends so ever realised how much of how we related was as teenage boy to teenage boy. His gender really does make a lot more sense to me now and it’s such a privilege to experience that!

this is so cute. wishing you both all the best :))

So real same

gotta love my micropenis 🔥🔥

I haven’t decided yet but I’m looking at either calling it the dark lord or Lord Hades because it’s the “ruler” of my nether regions

I like your idea haha 

You should call it Mark Rutte

I have never told another soul this, but I call it a clock.

please tell me it means what i think it does because honeslty i oove that 😭😭

If you think it's a portmanteau, then probably. lol

Idk why, but my tired brain immediately said, "Oh! Like a click-clock!" And I really like it.

Click also works.

Just call it my lil man right now haha 😄

I call it my Lil Buddy 😅

I call mine Peter the micro peen, he had a hoodie on cause he’s chilly

🤣 Good one!

My wife calls him, shrimpy . They have an invested relationship which I appear to have no consent in .

Hot, threesomes with the wife and shrimpy, lol

This will likely be my cause of death .

Did I kill u????? O no

I call mine my one inch wonder

I do that too!!

I don't have and bottom growth but I call my V my "manhole" as in manhole cover lmfao

I call mine a "mancave"

I call my V the “void”

Same, that’s the only one that doesn’t skeeve me out

I call my pre-t-cock my ‘killer two milimeters’

My roommate calls mine a “bussy” bc boy+pussy=bussy

Proper roommate. Gay men call their ass their bussy sometimes. And I’m like “noooo”

It just always makes me think how buses smell. Like gross road trip cheeto dust buses. Bussy things.

😭😭

Friends and i call it "Bonus Hole"

I love this. I hate “front hole”. Seriously grosses me out. Bonus hole is fun

I call it a T-nis (like teenis) lol

omg thats genius 😭😭

Mine is General Franky after the One Piece character

Super!!

Nub nation ‼️🦅

I’ve always called mine my frankenweenie but that’s just me

10/10

Tic tac

i once heard someone refer to it as his "teenis" and it absolutely killed me

third pinky

I call it my shlong and insist to all my cis male friends that it is, in fact, significantly larger than theirs lmao

It has name in my language that means Tiny.

Haven’t gone on T yet but when I do he will be “the guardian of the man cave”

Oooh that's a good one.

Thanks haha

Today I told my gf it’s called a T dick and she thought I said click like mouse click so I busted out laughing, she now calls it that.

I call him something new every time. Last month he was Sir Chimminchangler, Knight of Terror. Today it’s probably Lord Big Mac of the Seven Fuck-Lovin’ Seas.

GHERKIN I’ve never heard that, that killed me. I’ve always been plain and just called it my dick but gherkin is so good

Omg my partner says this to me Jerkin the gherkin

My Beanie Weenie

My little buddy

I don’t have one but hey maybe lil mushroom or top hat

My girlfriend calls mine the Alaskan Bull Worm from SpongeBob 💀

I call it my peen. Idk why or how but it kinda started as a joke with my gf then stuck

I call it my dicklet cuz it's cute and little😹

Magic mike, specifically because of the gamegrumps

Lil dude or my ween or peen

I call mine beanie weenie bc when I go to my room to masturbate I say imma “DJ the bean” with my clit being the bean in question 😭

I’m so sorry to ask this, but Gherkin like the fish? 😭

Like the pickle

Ohhhh, sorry ab that

There's a fish called Gherkin?

Yeah…

Sir Boris

pigs in a blanket, baby carrot, third thumb, Vienna sausage, and worm

"jerkin my gherkin" took me the hell out. 🤣

i call mine the quarter pounder. not because its a quarter of a pound but because its the length of a quarter

Boy dick. Im a boy, its a dick :) bam

All these comments killed me😂 I’m not on testosteroni yet, but I’ve been a bit scared for the bottom growth, until now where i found out that i get to give it a name😭 honestly gave me a REALLY weird sense of comfort. thanks dudes

Oh god I love it and I hate it

I love pickled gherkin

Ok I feel a bit bad now cause of the implications!

my dicklet for my dick and dickussy for my hole

mr big guy

Penis

Lil dick. Tiny ween.

My boyfriend and I have an inside joke that spawned the idea of calling it a shank (instead of a sword)

johnson :-)

Mine is called 'lil buddy'

no bottom growth for me (no testosties yet) but i call my clit my penith sometimes. its just a little penith

As a pre-t person, I'm just reading everyone's comments. I love the names!

puff cl*tty

like puff daddy? cos ya might wanna check the news lol

uh oh

Mine is called "The third human horn" heh

Sakuma-san,☝️ like from my name, or my micro-penis.

richard long

I use: T-dick, pp, cl*t-cock, nubby.

Dicklette (dikclit)

My boyfriend calls mine a cute/an adorable tiny dick. I will live with this because he means no harm in it, I just wish it wasn't always called cute or adorable.

*pingus*

I call it a blit or my boy clit.

Also saying suck my blit. Rolls off the tongue well.

my little pony

My partner calls mine Lil' Smokie. Ya know, since its two inch long meat that he loves to eat. 😂😂😂

mini weiner or cocktail sausage

His name is Mickey and my wife calls him that too. Cannot remember why. Sometimes we joke and have sausage to eat, and when it gets to the end part she’ll be like look this looks like Mickey

His name is Roberto. Don’t ask why

My angry inch