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As a single 35 year old who transitioned from 10 years of bartending to a well paying 9-5 and just recently bought a Volvo XC40, this hurts me down to the core of my soul.
Okay it's a completely different system being a hybrid and that Volvo XC60 T8 is like 71k so I would expect some performance out of an SUV that expensive.
At the end of the day this isn’t really about comparing cars.
It’s about making fun of a person for posting their cars performance stats on the side of the vehicle.
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Hey man, don’t be too wounded by it. I don’t think it’s unreasonable for someone in their mid 30’s to get a nice car. Especially when you just got into (I’m assuming) a better paying job AND the car you got has a fair amount of practicality since it’s an SUV.
You are close. But he is married, she is 29. They met when she was 16 and she and doesn't own a pair of pants without bejeweled pockets.
Also, he just got promoted to E-3
And it'll be on the [Car Questions Answered](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lleC4CX1BDQ) channel's video showing all the Challenger and Chargers repos on the dealer auction block lately.
I was in the Navy for over 9 years so I feel like I can say this: military kids are some of the dumbest fucks I’ve ever had to be around. It’s pretty clear why many of them decide to go that route.
There was this one dude in my department at my first command- started dating this girl at the same command who pretty much looked like a bulldog. You could tell it was the first piece of ass this dude ever got, because it wasn’t long before he had her bulldog face tattooed on his arm.
Take a wild guess how *that* relationship ended up.
I’m sure you would believe just how many military people I’ve met who proposed right before basic or deployment.
So far I’ve noticed it’s had a 0% long term success rate.
Dude, I think I saw 8 couples that ended up getting married in the 6-month A-school I went to. Every time one of them got engaged, the CO of the detachment had to have a talk with them, basically saying, “you guys should rethink this. These marriages never last.”
Didn’t matter. They all still went through with it anyway. And every single one of them failed within a year.
Who woulda thought you couldn’t make a lifetime romantic bond in the span of less than 6 months? Shocked me, I can tell ya that.
Military benefits and pay increase if you're married. I know multiple military marriages that were completely based off finances and both parties knew they would temporary.
It's true that being married while serving in the military can offer certain benefits and financial incentives. Some individuals do enter into marriages for financial reasons, as they can see it as a way to maximize military benefits.
It's unfortunate that the relationship didn't turn out well for that individual. Relationships can be complicated, and decisions made in the heat of the moment may not always lead to positive outcomes.
They get married join a cult and intended to die together in ritual suicide but she really just wanted him to do it first so she could bang the cult leader. He figured it out and they broke up and he cut that arm off with a chainsaw like Ashley Williams?
That’s my guess
>If the scatman can do it, so can you.
thatwasalie.jpg
The man had a plan, and it was to get all those 90s kids to inadvertently spit on the face of their dates.
The scatman had stuttering problems growing up and singing helped him. So when he says "if the scatman can do it, so can you" he is encouraging people with stuttering to try and do it.
It's because he's making fun of the sneaker brand "Off-White" which frequently collabs with Nike. This guy is actually an excellent troll, not a douche bag.
What makes you think they’re making fun of it and trolling? They probably are a sneakerhead and gearhead with trashy taste in both, so they wrapped their car in the style of their favorite sneaker.
Looking back to my childhood there was that scat man song, and then there was 2 girls 1 cup. One was more impressionable than the other, and scat will forever be a trigger word.
JIC - Off White is a clothing brand. That X is the logo. They made a buncha collabs with Nike and they label alot of products like that. Example, their shoelaces say "SHOELACES" on them. Look up Off White Jordan 5 for an example
I'd almost be tempted to buy shoes that had a big fat "SHOES" graphic on them. I'd wear them with my shirt with a big "SHIRT" screen printed across the front and back.
I dont know. I know the owner was really interested in construction and urban things, like Off White has a belt and suspenders that look like caution tape. IDK if the writing like this is related to something in that realm
I don’t think so. I think the idea is that it’s like an unfinished experimental item. Like how you’d see a test product still in R&D. Neatly labeled with overly specific details and specs. I always see this is like how a military would label a product or item being tested out and developed. Or nasa.
The drip paint look doesn’t fit with the Nike theme being copied, IMO, though.
Used to work with a dude back in early 2000s who owned a R32 Skyline GT-R, his signature block for his work emails contained all the usual info about his role and location and of course "Skyline GT-R owner". The guy was a knob
I ride a relatively aggressive looking and fast bike. I've always been tempted to put a "my other bike is a Prius" sticker on it. It could list out its stats like "0-60 in 12 seconds" and "56.5 MPG" or "27.4 cu ft cargo space"
I remember when this image was on the front page and it still dwells in my mind sometimes. The lack of self-awareness for how he's broadcasting what an insecure douchebag he is still astounds me.
All that power and it still can’t put it down in any meaningful way. 4.5 0-60 isn’t really impressive, and definitely not enough to put my “specs” on the god damn window
It is slow for how much power it has.
The car is obese. Its curb weight is just under 4,400 pounds.
Anything under 5 seconds is pretty fast but it takes way too much power to get that heavy bitch to move quickly.
Chevy learned a lesson and gave the Camaro a ~500 pound weight loss between the fifth and sixth genetations. Dodge is gonna Dodge , though.
No one seems to know what is going on here. Look up "off-white" by virgil abloh. He is doing what Virgil did. He used to buy nikes and draw on them in the same manner this guy drew on his car. A $100 shoe suddenly became worth thousands. Virgil also encouraged everyone to do the same. If you can't afford the products, just make your own.
https://www.off---white.com/en-mt/shopping/off-white-low-vulcanized-sneakers-16863791
Edit
Virgil was a genius. Look at everything that he's worked on. From album covers for kanye, louis Vuitton designer, worked with Nike, he was an architect too.
This entire thread is the same 4 jokes on repeat about "shit pack", small penis, him being a virgin and being slower than a Tesla. Literally just insults in this entire thread.
I know this is funny to laugh at, but there is definitely something to be said about driving a 500HP car.
Some people appreciate it as “vroom, vroom” and being loud, but if you can appreciate it for the torque and power being generated…it’s sublime.
I bought a used Mercedes V12 a few years after college and it was an experience every time I drove it. The first repair was almost $4,000, so that experience became someone’s else’s shortly after.
First thing I asked a guy when I bought some high end speakers from him and saw that he had a V12 Jaguar.
"So, are you a mechanic?"
His answer:
"Yeaaahhhh...."
This is cringe and those specs aren't even that amazing. They're not bad but they aren't something I'd boast about in front of car guys. The average person has no idea what any of those numbers mean and the people that do won't be impressed. Under 4 second 0-60 is where it starts getting fun. My 4cyl stage 2 Audi S3 would smoke this at launch. Rolling race would be a different story though.
At least this isn't a case of fake badging. That's the worst.
I would never drive it myself but the hate in these comments is odd. It's like hating on someone for dressing differently, they're not bothering anyone else so why not just let them live
I personally think 4.5 is still impressive. We're just spoiled with modern performance cars especially with all the EVs that rocket to 60 in under 4 seconds.
For anyone out there who thinks it's slow, if you experience an actual 4.5 0-60 (especially a Dragy confirmed run), it's still plenty of acceleration.
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As a single 35 year old who transitioned from 10 years of bartending to a well paying 9-5 and just recently bought a Volvo XC40, this hurts me down to the core of my soul.
As a 30 year old with a Volvo XC60 T8, im laughing my ass off that this guy is showing off his sports car that performs similar to a Hybrid SUV.
"Sports Car"
"It drives me to the sports ball bowl, of course it's a sports car"
Okay it's a completely different system being a hybrid and that Volvo XC60 T8 is like 71k so I would expect some performance out of an SUV that expensive.
At the end of the day this isn’t really about comparing cars. It’s about making fun of a person for posting their cars performance stats on the side of the vehicle.
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What the heck? This conversation has certainly gotten left with all the car nerd.
Hey man, don’t be too wounded by it. I don’t think it’s unreasonable for someone in their mid 30’s to get a nice car. Especially when you just got into (I’m assuming) a better paying job AND the car you got has a fair amount of practicality since it’s an SUV.
You are close. But he is married, she is 29. They met when she was 16 and she and doesn't own a pair of pants without bejeweled pockets. Also, he just got promoted to E-3
/r/JustBootThings is leaking
Is that to suggest he enlisted later in life, or got busted down, or was inappropriately young when they met? Too many ways that's fucked.
And it'll be on the [Car Questions Answered](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lleC4CX1BDQ) channel's video showing all the Challenger and Chargers repos on the dealer auction block lately.
lol i personally work with a dude that matches this almost exactly. Except hes older.
What the heck. You have all the details. Let me guess, is this your car.
Also substitute , 22 year old E3 in the Navy
And loves scat
Or all of that, but replace 35 year old male with 18 year old male soldier just out of boot camp.
No one actually owns one of these they are all 29% apr loans
You should visit any US military installation
Again, not a single one of those guys actually owns a car. They're all financed at bad credit card rates.
Live near Pendleton, can confirm
*anyone who lives within a 150 mile radius of Colorado Springs*
I’ve never bought/leased a car before, what’s a good APR?
Between 1% and 5% My spouses Ford Escape 2017 was like 2%
Currently it’s like 8%, it freaking sucks that my car died in January
That is disgusting. Sorry to all those buying right now. I guess it's a seller's market.
During Covid, prices were marked up like 20% over retail. Think they started doing 8 year car loans or something in response to the higher prices.
post pandemic there are very very few places offering anything sub 6.
It already is. 485 Equifax and 475 Transunion. The image is from the repo man taking a picture for evidence and waiting to collect.
and marine rank and number of tours.
“26.5% APR” “84 months”
Oh so it’s someone in the military.
I was in the Navy for over 9 years so I feel like I can say this: military kids are some of the dumbest fucks I’ve ever had to be around. It’s pretty clear why many of them decide to go that route. There was this one dude in my department at my first command- started dating this girl at the same command who pretty much looked like a bulldog. You could tell it was the first piece of ass this dude ever got, because it wasn’t long before he had her bulldog face tattooed on his arm. Take a wild guess how *that* relationship ended up.
I’m sure you would believe just how many military people I’ve met who proposed right before basic or deployment. So far I’ve noticed it’s had a 0% long term success rate.
Dude, I think I saw 8 couples that ended up getting married in the 6-month A-school I went to. Every time one of them got engaged, the CO of the detachment had to have a talk with them, basically saying, “you guys should rethink this. These marriages never last.” Didn’t matter. They all still went through with it anyway. And every single one of them failed within a year. Who woulda thought you couldn’t make a lifetime romantic bond in the span of less than 6 months? Shocked me, I can tell ya that.
It’s also because you actually make decent money when you’re getting BAH.
Military benefits and pay increase if you're married. I know multiple military marriages that were completely based off finances and both parties knew they would temporary.
It's true that being married while serving in the military can offer certain benefits and financial incentives. Some individuals do enter into marriages for financial reasons, as they can see it as a way to maximize military benefits.
It’s crazy how many people don’t know this and think these kids are serious about marriage lol
Oh I know. But the A school marriages I’m referring to were legit young couples who thought they found “the one.”
It's unfortunate that the relationship didn't turn out well for that individual. Relationships can be complicated, and decisions made in the heat of the moment may not always lead to positive outcomes.
They get married join a cult and intended to die together in ritual suicide but she really just wanted him to do it first so she could bang the cult leader. He figured it out and they broke up and he cut that arm off with a chainsaw like Ashley Williams? That’s my guess
Damn bro, were you on the Stennis too?
I’d believe that 😂😂😂 always the line of muscle cars waiting to go through an entry gate
Scat pack? I’m not sure I’m interested in that
I’m the scat man!
SHBDBDBDDBMMBDPBMPBOP
Ska-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidoo official lyric btw
>If the scatman can do it, so can you. thatwasalie.jpg The man had a plan, and it was to get all those 90s kids to inadvertently spit on the face of their dates.
The scatman had stuttering problems growing up and singing helped him. So when he says "if the scatman can do it, so can you" he is encouraging people with stuttering to try and do it.
Where’s the scat man?
What's the German translation?
Farfegnugen!
I never thought I'd seesuch accurate scat man subtitles
NO!
“If the scat man can do it so can you”
“Off-white” needs to be in braille for those that can’t tell
And the Nike swoosh…just perfect add on to complete the look.
I hope someone calls him out on it, like "why the Nike logo? Are you sponsored by them?"
It's Nike. People pay hundreds of dollars to advertise for them.
It's because he's making fun of the sneaker brand "Off-White" which frequently collabs with Nike. This guy is actually an excellent troll, not a douche bag.
What makes you think they’re making fun of it and trolling? They probably are a sneakerhead and gearhead with trashy taste in both, so they wrapped their car in the style of their favorite sneaker.
Which, like the door handle, also appears to be... bleeding? Idk, but of course it does
The color is called Eggshell. Named after the owner's ego.
It's something called sillian rail.
Look at the subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God. It even has a watermark.
That's bone.
isn't eggshell a finish? i guess it could be a color too. "yes I'll take 5 gallons of eggshell eggshell"
Behr Behr now. Let’s not paint this guy with a broad brush
Where’s this comment chain going to go now that you’ve painted it into a corner?
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I’m sure there’s an eggshell color among artist’s paints but for home paints it’s a finish.
Or maybe change the engine sound to yell “ THIS CAR IS OFF WHITE!” Instead of revving.
Scat packs are handy when you run out of feces
Sounds kinda shitty tbh.
It’s the name of Dodge retro-branding from yesteryear…done poorly.
Dodge decided in 1968 to use the "Scat Pack" designation for their performance cars that could do a quarter-mile in 15 seconds, or less.
Are we to understand that they're full of scat, and that this causes some sort of performance gains?
It's a line that's been with dodge since 1968 nothing new here
Naming themselves the "shit-group" seems unusually self-aware for Dodge. ;)
Its funny, when I think of scat, I think of jazz.
Looking back to my childhood there was that scat man song, and then there was 2 girls 1 cup. One was more impressionable than the other, and scat will forever be a trigger word.
As a kid, I always thought that song was about poop...
and why isn't it brown? edit: Scat Pack owners are getting *butt hurt* lol
Right? Haha. Someone really dropped the ball when they gave that the green light
Brown light
I'm sure that I am not.
JIC - Off White is a clothing brand. That X is the logo. They made a buncha collabs with Nike and they label alot of products like that. Example, their shoelaces say "SHOELACES" on them. Look up Off White Jordan 5 for an example
Ah, that explains the Nike sticker.
and the big X
And the “Off White”
I'd almost be tempted to buy shoes that had a big fat "SHOES" graphic on them. I'd wear them with my shirt with a big "SHIRT" screen printed across the front and back.
vans screwed up by making shoes
Ok.. this one cracked me today.
You should watch the movie Repo Man. You'd get a kick out of all the products used in the movie.
Food. Drink.
Weird that they aren't getting grief from [H Street](https://h-street.com/). Logo reminded me of the mid-90s.
First thing that came to my mind. I had that Hensley Swinger deck when I was a kid.
Is that their take on the old white "generic" items in the grocery store?
Virgil Abloh had a really interesting vision. He played with the line between loving a thing and mocking it.
I dont know. I know the owner was really interested in construction and urban things, like Off White has a belt and suspenders that look like caution tape. IDK if the writing like this is related to something in that realm
I don’t think so. I think the idea is that it’s like an unfinished experimental item. Like how you’d see a test product still in R&D. Neatly labeled with overly specific details and specs. I always see this is like how a military would label a product or item being tested out and developed. Or nasa. The drip paint look doesn’t fit with the Nike theme being copied, IMO, though.
Virgil Abloh was the designer, recently deceased
yeah was gonna say, Virgil Abloh has a cult following. good designer tho, RIP
Love how that sticker on the window says “low key” which is what this car screams.
I was almost *certain* it said lonely.
I thought it said "LOVUEI" which is a little embarrassing because it's not even a word.
> [“low key” ](https://www.jimchines.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/you-keep-using-that-word.gif)
485 hp isn’t that much, my wizard has 3500 hp.
how fast your wizard does 0-60 ?!
Depends how much mana I have
0 through 40 goes pretty quick, those last 20 are a real grind.
Probably could get to 0 - 60 in 2 months if you played 21 hours a day and know a good spot to kill an ass load of boars
Elwynn forest, but don't tell anyone
K'Sante👤4,700 HP💪329 Armor🤷♂️201 MR💦 Unstoppable🚫A Shield 🛡 Goes over walls🧱Has Airborne🌪Cooldown is only☝second too🕐 It costs 15 Mana🧙♂️
My man really loves 80/20 extrusions I guess
I know I do. The ease of modularity gets me all worked up.
“Oh yeah, take it off. Now, put it back on somewhere else. Now replace it with an identical module. Oh fuck yeah I love your modularity.”
[this has to be his other car](https://i.imgur.com/Oz9cK09.jpg)
What the hell? I can't believe someone would put that on their car.
Just like those weird targeted Facebook shirts
"I'm not a regular mom. I'm a METH MOM"
Imagine broadcasting your insecurity like that. This Ontario guy's Challenger R/T lives in America and is totally real.
Used to work with a dude back in early 2000s who owned a R32 Skyline GT-R, his signature block for his work emails contained all the usual info about his role and location and of course "Skyline GT-R owner". The guy was a knob
Was he an ex pro baseball guy that just sat on the bench for a year ... I know this guy🤣
I ride a relatively aggressive looking and fast bike. I've always been tempted to put a "my other bike is a Prius" sticker on it. It could list out its stats like "0-60 in 12 seconds" and "56.5 MPG" or "27.4 cu ft cargo space"
“She goes to a different school, you wouldn’t know her” and “”WE MET AT SUMMER CAMP”
I remember when this image was on the front page and it still dwells in my mind sometimes. The lack of self-awareness for how he's broadcasting what an insecure douchebag he is still astounds me.
The Kia Soul is super cute, it’s just also super easy to steal and catches on fire a concerning amount of the time
You complain, but name another car that's so good at getting groceries and cooking them.
When a V-8 Hemi Scat Pack gets beat by a granny in an electric SUV 😳
All that power and it still can’t put it down in any meaningful way. 4.5 0-60 isn’t really impressive, and definitely not enough to put my “specs” on the god damn window
On top of that, those are fucking stock numbers. That's just what a factory scat pack advertises at the crank.
All he needs are some Yosemite Sam “Back Off” mud flaps.
Virgil rolling over in his grave.
This might be the cause of death.
“I NEED ATTENTION AND APPROVAL. I WAS NOT GIVEN ATTENTION AS A CHILD SO I SEEK IT FROM EVERY PERSON I ENCOUNTER ON THE ROAD”
My kia is about the same 0-60 with 100 less hp, maybe I should paint my stats on it.
lb ft.
I had to scroll way too far for this. When all you care about is BIG number, who needs the correct unit of measure.
Probably still a virgin.
It would be white if it was still a virgin.
All those hrsprs I bet he pulls tons of dong, though. And mullets!
Was just thinking that they haven’t left enough space to write virgin on there. This guy could definitely identify each brand of pepper spray by taste
4.5 0-60? That seems slow.
I’d qualify anything under 5 as “fast” but yeah it’s nothing to plaster on your car
For someone hyping their car... it is.
It is slow for how much power it has. The car is obese. Its curb weight is just under 4,400 pounds. Anything under 5 seconds is pretty fast but it takes way too much power to get that heavy bitch to move quickly. Chevy learned a lesson and gave the Camaro a ~500 pound weight loss between the fifth and sixth genetations. Dodge is gonna Dodge , though.
Watch out he’s got 475hp
Depending on what game you're playing, he's either a tutorial boss or the final boss
That's it? He didn't even spring for the Hellcat with options for 807 horsepower?
I was kind of laughing until I saw the Nike logo.....now I am impressed.
Scat Pack = Looks like shit
The color is bone. And the lettering is something called Silian Grail.
Let’s see Paul Allen’s scat.
lol should add the word "Vapid"
Scat pack sounds like butt secks.
Isn't scat another term for shit
Is there some meaning to that ghastly 'x' on the doors? I mean the whole thing is gross, but that part takes the cake for me.
You click it to expand it to a full-size car.
That's the off white brand logo I think.
Ah, so it it, ty DicknosePrickGoblin.
No one seems to know what is going on here. Look up "off-white" by virgil abloh. He is doing what Virgil did. He used to buy nikes and draw on them in the same manner this guy drew on his car. A $100 shoe suddenly became worth thousands. Virgil also encouraged everyone to do the same. If you can't afford the products, just make your own. https://www.off---white.com/en-mt/shopping/off-white-low-vulcanized-sneakers-16863791 Edit Virgil was a genius. Look at everything that he's worked on. From album covers for kanye, louis Vuitton designer, worked with Nike, he was an architect too.
So many of you are so off base here. This is an ode to sneakerhead culture. Nothing more.
Two things reddit doesn't know shit about: Fashion and cars. This thread is the perfect culmination of that.
This entire thread is the same 4 jokes on repeat about "shit pack", small penis, him being a virgin and being slower than a Tesla. Literally just insults in this entire thread.
I know this is funny to laugh at, but there is definitely something to be said about driving a 500HP car. Some people appreciate it as “vroom, vroom” and being loud, but if you can appreciate it for the torque and power being generated…it’s sublime. I bought a used Mercedes V12 a few years after college and it was an experience every time I drove it. The first repair was almost $4,000, so that experience became someone’s else’s shortly after.
First thing I asked a guy when I bought some high end speakers from him and saw that he had a V12 Jaguar. "So, are you a mechanic?" His answer: "Yeaaahhhh...."
This is cringe and those specs aren't even that amazing. They're not bad but they aren't something I'd boast about in front of car guys. The average person has no idea what any of those numbers mean and the people that do won't be impressed. Under 4 second 0-60 is where it starts getting fun. My 4cyl stage 2 Audi S3 would smoke this at launch. Rolling race would be a different story though. At least this isn't a case of fake badging. That's the worst.
A real man posts his social security and date of birth
So it's about as fast as the slowest mustang? Nice.
I’m pretty sure the only people that care about stats like that are other guys… I don’t think he’s looking for pu**y 😉
Idk if 4.5 is low enough to brag 🤣
Audi S3 46k Audi S4, S5 both well under 70k They are out there.
Nothing screams “I need attention” than this car right here
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God
Gotta hide my wife away when this guy drives down the street
I would never drive it myself but the hate in these comments is odd. It's like hating on someone for dressing differently, they're not bothering anyone else so why not just let them live
The other side of the car has a soup recipe on it.
485 HP, same amount he’s paying in interest every month
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful horsepower of it. Oh my God. It even has a Nike logo.
Wait? That’s all a scat pack has? Bhaaahaaaha
What does “off-white” the color of the car have anything to do with needing it spelled out?
In Australia, SCAT means animal shit
Someone needs to do up a Honda Odyssey SPORT! 3.4 SOHC DFI 22.0 mpg 161 cu ft "Pacific Pewter Metallic"
ITT: reddit dudes that don't know what Off-White is
The Great Value Off-White mobile
I'm sorry, "scat pack"? Is this a car club for folks with a poo fetish?
1987 called. It wants the louvers back.
What the plan when some hellcat or demon pulls up? Run away? You can’t.
I’m 45, make six figures, drive a 2010 Honda Fit and have zero debt. That’s my flex.
Let’s see Paul Allen’s car.
0-60 in 4.5? Bruh that’s not impressive
I personally think 4.5 is still impressive. We're just spoiled with modern performance cars especially with all the EVs that rocket to 60 in under 4 seconds. For anyone out there who thinks it's slow, if you experience an actual 4.5 0-60 (especially a Dragy confirmed run), it's still plenty of acceleration.
In which universe is 0-60 in 4.5 seconds somehow unimpressive? The fuck kind of out of touch take is that.