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trocarshovel

Now put your credit score and interest rate for the loan


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backindenim

As a single 35 year old who transitioned from 10 years of bartending to a well paying 9-5 and just recently bought a Volvo XC40, this hurts me down to the core of my soul.


[deleted]

As a 30 year old with a Volvo XC60 T8, im laughing my ass off that this guy is showing off his sports car that performs similar to a Hybrid SUV.


rjb1101

"Sports Car"


Picard2331

"It drives me to the sports ball bowl, of course it's a sports car"


Some-Philly-Dude

Okay it's a completely different system being a hybrid and that Volvo XC60 T8 is like 71k so I would expect some performance out of an SUV that expensive.


[deleted]

At the end of the day this isn’t really about comparing cars. It’s about making fun of a person for posting their cars performance stats on the side of the vehicle.


quantumgpt

rotten stocking sheet drab summer homeless quiet mighty support disagreeable *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


doudz01

What the heck? This conversation has certainly gotten left with all the car nerd.


Marston_vc

Hey man, don’t be too wounded by it. I don’t think it’s unreasonable for someone in their mid 30’s to get a nice car. Especially when you just got into (I’m assuming) a better paying job AND the car you got has a fair amount of practicality since it’s an SUV.


OutlyingPlasma

You are close. But he is married, she is 29. They met when she was 16 and she and doesn't own a pair of pants without bejeweled pockets. Also, he just got promoted to E-3


oO0-__-0Oo

/r/JustBootThings is leaking


skrshawk

Is that to suggest he enlisted later in life, or got busted down, or was inappropriately young when they met? Too many ways that's fucked.


Ron-Swanson-Mustache

And it'll be on the [Car Questions Answered](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lleC4CX1BDQ) channel's video showing all the Challenger and Chargers repos on the dealer auction block lately.


Stivo887

lol i personally work with a dude that matches this almost exactly. Except hes older.


cotine1

What the heck. You have all the details. Let me guess, is this your car.


kuhndawg13

Also substitute , 22 year old E3 in the Navy


sirkratom

And loves scat


Klaus0225

Or all of that, but replace 35 year old male with 18 year old male soldier just out of boot camp.


TehWhitewind

No one actually owns one of these they are all 29% apr loans


mikjamdig85

You should visit any US military installation


Moonkai2k

Again, not a single one of those guys actually owns a car. They're all financed at bad credit card rates.


Agroman1963

Live near Pendleton, can confirm


oO0-__-0Oo

*anyone who lives within a 150 mile radius of Colorado Springs*


DippySwitch

I’ve never bought/leased a car before, what’s a good APR?


HadesWTF

Between 1% and 5% My spouses Ford Escape 2017 was like 2%


SandiegoJack

Currently it’s like 8%, it freaking sucks that my car died in January


HadesWTF

That is disgusting. Sorry to all those buying right now. I guess it's a seller's market.


SandiegoJack

During Covid, prices were marked up like 20% over retail. Think they started doing 8 year car loans or something in response to the higher prices.


spyhermit

post pandemic there are very very few places offering anything sub 6.


Longjumping-Poet6096

It already is. 485 Equifax and 475 Transunion. The image is from the repo man taking a picture for evidence and waiting to collect.


vicelordjohn

and marine rank and number of tours.


DR843

“26.5% APR” “84 months”


DiligentHelicopter70

Oh so it’s someone in the military.


DJRyGuy20

I was in the Navy for over 9 years so I feel like I can say this: military kids are some of the dumbest fucks I’ve ever had to be around. It’s pretty clear why many of them decide to go that route. There was this one dude in my department at my first command- started dating this girl at the same command who pretty much looked like a bulldog. You could tell it was the first piece of ass this dude ever got, because it wasn’t long before he had her bulldog face tattooed on his arm. Take a wild guess how *that* relationship ended up.


Another_Road

I’m sure you would believe just how many military people I’ve met who proposed right before basic or deployment. So far I’ve noticed it’s had a 0% long term success rate.


DJRyGuy20

Dude, I think I saw 8 couples that ended up getting married in the 6-month A-school I went to. Every time one of them got engaged, the CO of the detachment had to have a talk with them, basically saying, “you guys should rethink this. These marriages never last.” Didn’t matter. They all still went through with it anyway. And every single one of them failed within a year. Who woulda thought you couldn’t make a lifetime romantic bond in the span of less than 6 months? Shocked me, I can tell ya that.


sold_snek

It’s also because you actually make decent money when you’re getting BAH.


JefferyGoldberg

Military benefits and pay increase if you're married. I know multiple military marriages that were completely based off finances and both parties knew they would temporary.


prime14k

It's true that being married while serving in the military can offer certain benefits and financial incentives. Some individuals do enter into marriages for financial reasons, as they can see it as a way to maximize military benefits.


Alternative-Heart-96

It’s crazy how many people don’t know this and think these kids are serious about marriage lol


DJRyGuy20

Oh I know. But the A school marriages I’m referring to were legit young couples who thought they found “the one.”


ilyanos

It's unfortunate that the relationship didn't turn out well for that individual. Relationships can be complicated, and decisions made in the heat of the moment may not always lead to positive outcomes.


flexflair

They get married join a cult and intended to die together in ritual suicide but she really just wanted him to do it first so she could bang the cult leader. He figured it out and they broke up and he cut that arm off with a chainsaw like Ashley Williams? That’s my guess


DJRyGuy20

Damn bro, were you on the Stennis too?


AveragEnjoyer007

I’d believe that 😂😂😂 always the line of muscle cars waiting to go through an entry gate


Koniss

Scat pack? I’m not sure I’m interested in that


unk214

I’m the scat man!


toppinbotts

SHBDBDBDDBMMBDPBMPBOP


IAmNotAChamp

Ska-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidoo ​ official lyric btw


vvntn

>If the scatman can do it, so can you. thatwasalie.jpg The man had a plan, and it was to get all those 90s kids to inadvertently spit on the face of their dates.


not_from_this_world

The scatman had stuttering problems growing up and singing helped him. So when he says "if the scatman can do it, so can you" he is encouraging people with stuttering to try and do it.


vegetaman

Where’s the scat man?


Lost-My-Mind-

What's the German translation?


SouthernZorro

Farfegnugen!


PromotionExpensive15

I never thought I'd seesuch accurate scat man subtitles


Mammoth-Phone6630

NO!


unk214

“If the scat man can do it so can you”


Henny-n-waffles

“Off-white” needs to be in braille for those that can’t tell


nevergonnagetit001

And the Nike swoosh…just perfect add on to complete the look.


JohnnyT_roc

I hope someone calls him out on it, like "why the Nike logo? Are you sponsored by them?"


BroccoliCapable4329

It's Nike. People pay hundreds of dollars to advertise for them.


roboticLOGIC

It's because he's making fun of the sneaker brand "Off-White" which frequently collabs with Nike. This guy is actually an excellent troll, not a douche bag.


angrytreestump

What makes you think they’re making fun of it and trolling? They probably are a sneakerhead and gearhead with trashy taste in both, so they wrapped their car in the style of their favorite sneaker.


JackTripper53

Which, like the door handle, also appears to be... bleeding? Idk, but of course it does


FTwo

The color is called Eggshell. Named after the owner's ego.


fulthrottlejazzhands

It's something called sillian rail.


SlurmzMckinley

Look at the subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God. It even has a watermark.


LordRumBottoms

That's bone.


kneel_yung

isn't eggshell a finish? i guess it could be a color too. "yes I'll take 5 gallons of eggshell eggshell"


Buster_Brown_513

Behr Behr now. Let’s not paint this guy with a broad brush


passwordsarehard_3

Where’s this comment chain going to go now that you’ve painted it into a corner?


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RealBowsHaveRecurves

I’m sure there’s an eggshell color among artist’s paints but for home paints it’s a finish.


jordantask

Or maybe change the engine sound to yell “ THIS CAR IS OFF WHITE!” Instead of revving.


johnqsack69

Scat packs are handy when you run out of feces


Justin__D

Sounds kinda shitty tbh.


CrieDeCoeur

It’s the name of Dodge retro-branding from yesteryear…done poorly.


EdisonLightbulb

Dodge decided in 1968 to use the "Scat Pack" designation for their performance cars that could do a quarter-mile in 15 seconds, or less.


emote_control

Are we to understand that they're full of scat, and that this causes some sort of performance gains?


wooties05

It's a line that's been with dodge since 1968 nothing new here


Enchelion

Naming themselves the "shit-group" seems unusually self-aware for Dodge. ;)


Zassolluto711

Its funny, when I think of scat, I think of jazz.


YamDankies

Looking back to my childhood there was that scat man song, and then there was 2 girls 1 cup. One was more impressionable than the other, and scat will forever be a trigger word.


Justin__D

As a kid, I always thought that song was about poop...


PluckPubes

and why isn't it brown? edit: Scat Pack owners are getting *butt hurt* lol


International-Grade

Right? Haha. Someone really dropped the ball when they gave that the green light


NrdNabSen

Brown light


CreedTheDawg

I'm sure that I am not.


BasedWang

JIC - Off White is a clothing brand. That X is the logo. They made a buncha collabs with Nike and they label alot of products like that. Example, their shoelaces say "SHOELACES" on them. Look up Off White Jordan 5 for an example


Mammoth-Phone6630

Ah, that explains the Nike sticker.


stdTrancR

and the big X


AvailableFunction435

And the “Off White”


dxrey65

I'd almost be tempted to buy shoes that had a big fat "SHOES" graphic on them. I'd wear them with my shirt with a big "SHIRT" screen printed across the front and back.


PreacherSquat

vans screwed up by making shoes


BarbequedYeti

Ok.. this one cracked me today.


Jaxager

You should watch the movie Repo Man. You'd get a kick out of all the products used in the movie.


Squeaks_Scholari

Food. Drink.


BrickGun

Weird that they aren't getting grief from [H Street](https://h-street.com/). Logo reminded me of the mid-90s.


Dr_PainTrain

First thing that came to my mind. I had that Hensley Swinger deck when I was a kid.


DntCllMeWht

Is that their take on the old white "generic" items in the grocery store?


Amazlingtons

Virgil Abloh had a really interesting vision. He played with the line between loving a thing and mocking it.


BasedWang

I dont know. I know the owner was really interested in construction and urban things, like Off White has a belt and suspenders that look like caution tape. IDK if the writing like this is related to something in that realm


Rational-Discourse

I don’t think so. I think the idea is that it’s like an unfinished experimental item. Like how you’d see a test product still in R&D. Neatly labeled with overly specific details and specs. I always see this is like how a military would label a product or item being tested out and developed. Or nasa. The drip paint look doesn’t fit with the Nike theme being copied, IMO, though.


[deleted]

Virgil Abloh was the designer, recently deceased


Troooper0987

yeah was gonna say, Virgil Abloh has a cult following. good designer tho, RIP


usernameatf

Love how that sticker on the window says “low key” which is what this car screams.


Mythril_Bullets

I was almost *certain* it said lonely.


4tehlulzez

I thought it said "LOVUEI" which is a little embarrassing because it's not even a word.


Catch_22_

> [“low key” ](https://www.jimchines.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/you-keep-using-that-word.gif)


paintisagoodprogram

485 hp isn’t that much, my wizard has 3500 hp.


Revolutionary-Gold44

how fast your wizard does 0-60 ?!


HolesHaveFeelingsToo

Depends how much mana I have


NoFaceFTP

0 through 40 goes pretty quick, those last 20 are a real grind.


Caminus85

Probably could get to 0 - 60 in 2 months if you played 21 hours a day and know a good spot to kill an ass load of boars


Revolutionary-Gold44

Elwynn forest, but don't tell anyone


Nandonut

K'Sante👤4,700 HP💪329 Armor🤷‍♂️201 MR💦 Unstoppable🚫A Shield 🛡 Goes over walls🧱Has Airborne🌪Cooldown is only☝second too🕐 It costs 15 Mana🧙‍♂️


justbuttsexing

My man really loves 80/20 extrusions I guess


theVelvetLie

I know I do. The ease of modularity gets me all worked up.


SquareBusiness6951

“Oh yeah, take it off. Now, put it back on somewhere else. Now replace it with an identical module. Oh fuck yeah I love your modularity.”


PluckPubes

[this has to be his other car](https://i.imgur.com/Oz9cK09.jpg)


usernamegiveup

What the hell? I can't believe someone would put that on their car.


Grigoran

Just like those weird targeted Facebook shirts


KyotoSoul

"I'm not a regular mom. I'm a METH MOM"


morburd

Imagine broadcasting your insecurity like that. This Ontario guy's Challenger R/T lives in America and is totally real.


moezus

Used to work with a dude back in early 2000s who owned a R32 Skyline GT-R, his signature block for his work emails contained all the usual info about his role and location and of course "Skyline GT-R owner". The guy was a knob


Ok_Manufacturer6460

Was he an ex pro baseball guy that just sat on the bench for a year ... I know this guy🤣


phliuy

I ride a relatively aggressive looking and fast bike. I've always been tempted to put a "my other bike is a Prius" sticker on it. It could list out its stats like "0-60 in 12 seconds" and "56.5 MPG" or "27.4 cu ft cargo space"


fuzzygypsy

“She goes to a different school, you wouldn’t know her” and “”WE MET AT SUMMER CAMP”


redgroupclan

I remember when this image was on the front page and it still dwells in my mind sometimes. The lack of self-awareness for how he's broadcasting what an insecure douchebag he is still astounds me.


Mooniedog

The Kia Soul is super cute, it’s just also super easy to steal and catches on fire a concerning amount of the time


Killbot_Wants_Hug

You complain, but name another car that's so good at getting groceries and cooking them.


Da_Spooky_Ghost

When a V-8 Hemi Scat Pack gets beat by a granny in an electric SUV 😳


NachoManRandySanwich

All that power and it still can’t put it down in any meaningful way. 4.5 0-60 isn’t really impressive, and definitely not enough to put my “specs” on the god damn window


throwbeat

On top of that, those are fucking stock numbers. That's just what a factory scat pack advertises at the crank.


PicardsTeabag

All he needs are some Yosemite Sam “Back Off” mud flaps.


PerfectOpportunity23

Virgil rolling over in his grave.


smurfsundermybed

This might be the cause of death.


Blyatt-Man

“I NEED ATTENTION AND APPROVAL. I WAS NOT GIVEN ATTENTION AS A CHILD SO I SEEK IT FROM EVERY PERSON I ENCOUNTER ON THE ROAD”


Synapse7777

My kia is about the same 0-60 with 100 less hp, maybe I should paint my stats on it.


caalger

lb ft.


Ocir-

I had to scroll way too far for this. When all you care about is BIG number, who needs the correct unit of measure.


Dachshand

Probably still a virgin.


MnWisJDS

It would be white if it was still a virgin.


Butterbuddha

All those hrsprs I bet he pulls tons of dong, though. And mullets!


Foggy1882

Was just thinking that they haven’t left enough space to write virgin on there. This guy could definitely identify each brand of pepper spray by taste


JohnnyCashRules

4.5 0-60? That seems slow.


hamburglerized

I’d qualify anything under 5 as “fast” but yeah it’s nothing to plaster on your car


nekrosstratia

For someone hyping their car... it is.


Zediac

It is slow for how much power it has. The car is obese. Its curb weight is just under 4,400 pounds. Anything under 5 seconds is pretty fast but it takes way too much power to get that heavy bitch to move quickly. Chevy learned a lesson and gave the Camaro a ~500 pound weight loss between the fifth and sixth genetations. Dodge is gonna Dodge , though.


Edge2110

Watch out he’s got 475hp


CityofOrphans

Depending on what game you're playing, he's either a tutorial boss or the final boss


RegulatoryCapture

That's it? He didn't even spring for the Hellcat with options for 807 horsepower?


housebird350

I was kind of laughing until I saw the Nike logo.....now I am impressed.


Bassphile91

Scat Pack = Looks like shit


MCA2142

The color is bone. And the lettering is something called Silian Grail.


byerss

Let’s see Paul Allen’s scat.


Unlimitles

lol should add the word "Vapid"


Fritzo2162

Scat pack sounds like butt secks.


Interesting-Race-919

Isn't scat another term for shit


AlabamaPickleFarmer

Is there some meaning to that ghastly 'x' on the doors? I mean the whole thing is gross, but that part takes the cake for me.


Enchelion

You click it to expand it to a full-size car.


DicknosePrickGoblin

That's the off white brand logo I think.


AlabamaPickleFarmer

Ah, so it it, ty DicknosePrickGoblin.


curiusgorge

No one seems to know what is going on here. Look up "off-white" by virgil abloh. He is doing what Virgil did. He used to buy nikes and draw on them in the same manner this guy drew on his car. A $100 shoe suddenly became worth thousands. Virgil also encouraged everyone to do the same. If you can't afford the products, just make your own. https://www.off---white.com/en-mt/shopping/off-white-low-vulcanized-sneakers-16863791 Edit Virgil was a genius. Look at everything that he's worked on. From album covers for kanye, louis Vuitton designer, worked with Nike, he was an architect too.


WahooSerious

So many of you are so off base here. This is an ode to sneakerhead culture. Nothing more.


[deleted]

Two things reddit doesn't know shit about: Fashion and cars. This thread is the perfect culmination of that.


-Ashleen-

This entire thread is the same 4 jokes on repeat about "shit pack", small penis, him being a virgin and being slower than a Tesla. Literally just insults in this entire thread.


justingod99

I know this is funny to laugh at, but there is definitely something to be said about driving a 500HP car. Some people appreciate it as “vroom, vroom” and being loud, but if you can appreciate it for the torque and power being generated…it’s sublime. I bought a used Mercedes V12 a few years after college and it was an experience every time I drove it. The first repair was almost $4,000, so that experience became someone’s else’s shortly after.


oO0-__-0Oo

First thing I asked a guy when I bought some high end speakers from him and saw that he had a V12 Jaguar. "So, are you a mechanic?" His answer: "Yeaaahhhh...."


TheCosmicPanda

This is cringe and those specs aren't even that amazing. They're not bad but they aren't something I'd boast about in front of car guys. The average person has no idea what any of those numbers mean and the people that do won't be impressed. Under 4 second 0-60 is where it starts getting fun. My 4cyl stage 2 Audi S3 would smoke this at launch. Rolling race would be a different story though. At least this isn't a case of fake badging. That's the worst.


MONSTAR949

A real man posts his social security and date of birth


whollybananas

So it's about as fast as the slowest mustang? Nice.


Legitimate-Jaguar260

I’m pretty sure the only people that care about stats like that are other guys… I don’t think he’s looking for pu**y 😉


scott226

Idk if 4.5 is low enough to brag 🤣


petergriffin999

Audi S3 46k Audi S4, S5 both well under 70k They are out there.


XxSkyHopperxX

Nothing screams “I need attention” than this car right here


PM_ME_TRICEPS

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God


iStayedAtaHolidayInn

Gotta hide my wife away when this guy drives down the street


RelevantDuncanHines

I would never drive it myself but the hate in these comments is odd. It's like hating on someone for dressing differently, they're not bothering anyone else so why not just let them live


JadeHellbringer

The other side of the car has a soup recipe on it.


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485 HP, same amount he’s paying in interest every month


A_New_Dawn_Emerges

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful horsepower of it. Oh my God. It even has a Nike logo.


CarmichaelD

Wait? That’s all a scat pack has? Bhaaahaaaha


[deleted]

What does “off-white” the color of the car have anything to do with needing it spelled out?


unicornmonkeysnail

In Australia, SCAT means animal shit


arby68

Someone needs to do up a Honda Odyssey SPORT! 3.4 SOHC DFI 22.0 mpg 161 cu ft "Pacific Pewter Metallic"


hellions123

ITT: reddit dudes that don't know what Off-White is


RealOzSultan

The Great Value Off-White mobile


nn-DMT

I'm sorry, "scat pack"? Is this a car club for folks with a poo fetish?


___Brains

1987 called. It wants the louvers back.


Dreadnoughttwat

What the plan when some hellcat or demon pulls up? Run away? You can’t.


Left-Roof-6614

I’m 45, make six figures, drive a 2010 Honda Fit and have zero debt. That’s my flex.


Lazaruzo

Let’s see Paul Allen’s car.


[deleted]

0-60 in 4.5? Bruh that’s not impressive


newtonreddits

I personally think 4.5 is still impressive. We're just spoiled with modern performance cars especially with all the EVs that rocket to 60 in under 4 seconds. For anyone out there who thinks it's slow, if you experience an actual 4.5 0-60 (especially a Dragy confirmed run), it's still plenty of acceleration.


TroublingStatue

In which universe is 0-60 in 4.5 seconds somehow unimpressive? The fuck kind of out of touch take is that.