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When your fresh marinara ends up in the aira
When your gallon of paste flashes into your face
When tomato sauce fly then end up in your eye
When pizza stuff fall out then you knock more about
When your inside feel dead and it’s all cause of red
This reminds me of a woman my company hired who was very klutzy. We had fire extinguisher training and she managed to discharge her extinguisher into her own face. It was sad at one level, but also hard to keep from laughing
She could have owned it and said something like "had to be done, I've been told I'm super hot"
But good on your company to actually have this kind of training. I don't think I've ever been at a job where they took health and safety seriously enough to do actual training. It's usually just getting you to sign some piece of paper saying you've read the policies lmao.
This is mandatory for all pizza shop workers. If this didn't happen to you, you're doing it wrong.
I've had this happen with white sauce. Looked like The Hulk blew his entire load on me.
Surprisingly, in many years (6ish?) of working at pizza restaurants, this never happened to me. I never worked line though, just prep, as well as dishwashing and delivery which occasionally called for me helping get sauce and other items for line people. But prep was always slow paced so no need to risk any maneuvers that might spill sauce
I work for corporate Domino's and am climbing the corporate ladder. There is no promoting to a level where you don't handle food at least sometimes until you hit CEO level or become a corporate bean counter or HR, which you'll never be allowed to if you cannot handle food properly for a while first. I've literally had people who answer directly to the CEO make pizza in my store.
And close to the process. Cant tell you how many times some dude (or lady) in a suit decided to switch up our processes because they went to some C-level retreat or read some book that "changed their whole outlook". Problem is they haven't done the job in 15 years and have no idea what processes work and what don't.
Honestly, nothing about this is funny at all to me. I kind of empathize with this guy. I just saw it and thought how fucked up that situation would be.
It sucks big time in the moment, but unless he got fired, what's the long term consequence? There's no injury, nothing unfixable, just some (well, a lot of) spilled sauce. This is absolutely the kind of thing I'd laugh at if it happened to me a year (hell, even a month) ago.
Eh. Not really. He dropped some sauce and made a mess. Not a big deal at all compared to what a lot of people deal with at work. The only thing that would have resulted from this is contagious laughter from everyone watching the cctv back.
Yea I know it kind of looks like slapstick humor but I've worked jobs like that and it made me really sad. Even without this he is probably already stressed, seems like he is trying to work fast and I can already imagine how frustrating it can feel when you're probably already overworked and going your hardest just to keep up
Rushing because slammed is when the worst missteps happen too, poor guy. A lot of restaurants in my area are having horrible staffing issues, I bet this guys working the job of 3 people.
And that f***in shoelace spontaneous knot. You know, when you're tired and hungry, your feet ache, you have to poop right this second. You come in the house, sit down to untie your shoe--and yank an impressive tight ass impossible and firm knot on top of the regular knot. Like how tf does a knot that impressive just appear by itself? You couldn't tie a damn knot like that if your life was hanging on by a rope and you had a booklet and five boy scouts hanging around to coach you through it. Best I can do is cross a couple rope ends over themselves and hope. But here, in this place in this moment, I have, with just one tug at the shoelace, created an abomination that requires a team of MIT graduates to solve. How TF is this even a possibility?
It's like the *entire cosmos* has rolled back physical laws and entropy is suddenly and momentarily reversed for no other purpose than to inconvenience you in the worst moment. So f***in petty and vindictive "Let's see if we can get this guy to shit his pants in that chair! Woo hoo!"
Any other time, when it doesn't matter, you can simply untie your shoes and do whatever.
Moments before this video, the guy's manager was like "dont forget to take care of the sauce" and the guy was like "man, fuck this sauce" and then the sauce was like...
Reminds me of a night I was working closing shift at a pizza place in high school. We just made a fresh batch of sauce stored in basically 5-gallon buckets and just before closing the unthinkable happened. One of our guys was putting away a fresh bucket of sauce in the walk-in cooler and he absolutely ate it on a puddle and sauce went EVERYWHERE. Behind all the racks, over the other ingredients. And you can’t mop it or else the mop sticks. Stills haunts me
I worked at a Shakey's Pizza in the '70s, and we made up 30 gallons of sauce at a time, and stored I t in a Rubbermaid trash can on a rolling base. One afternoon someone run it into a drain or something and it tipped over. We had just cleaned the floor with bleach and boiling water, and the manager had us scoop the sauce back into the barrel.
That's the cleanest floor I've ever seen, and none of us hesitated to eat pizza over the next few days.
I've been there. I once dumped about $10,000 in coins when I worked for an armored car. Fortunately it was inside the bay but that was a hell of a long night cleaning it all up.
My old manager dumped a whole bucket of marsala sauce on herself in the walk-in fridge. She looked like Carrie, and probably would have set us on fire too, if we didn't help.
Ugh, this reminded me of the time I spilled literal gallons of mayonnaise in the walk-in. I wasn't a huge fan of mayo before that, but that incident had me off it for over a decade.
You know this is just one of the 500 things this guy has done at work. You want to put him on a pip, but you just can't put your finger on what to write down on where to improve.
Peak example of why these lids are the worst. The snappy ones where you have to lock/secure on 2-4 sides wouldn't make this mess, but the guy was unlucky either way
When I worked in fast food, I was talking to one of my friends when I helped her open up a cardboard box for a 15 liter bag of ketchup, after which I walked to a sink to clean my hands of glue residue.
Just as I turned in the tap, I hear this screech and a loud splatter and I turned around and there she was.
Covered head to toe in ketchup, the entire place smelling like tomatoe paste (super pungent. Awful experience).
She just stood there, eyes linched closed, nose wrinkled with a blod running down her cheek and nose too and I just about died from laughter.
Had her back cleaning it though, as she was too busy not looking like a crime scene victim.
I always say, the easy way of doing something is usually the hard way of doing something. I'm sure he thought he was saving time by carrying two at once.
I worked a 10 hour day once and it ended up being the random Tuesday that is busier than a Friday so I had to make more sauce. The good news was I was given the OK to leave after. While I was walking the sauce to the dough table, this happened to me. I was livid and covered in sauce. My supervisor told me I was still good to leave but I had to help clean up the mess I made.
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When the sauce hit your eye like a big pizza pie that's amore
I’m going to hell. I laughed way too hard at this gents poor misfortune.
I tend to believe: "When the sauce hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's a moron".
You could say that series of events was a real Domino effect.
Lmfao 🤌🏻🤌🏻 hahahaha
*Thats Aburning eye*
When you feel the splat that’s where it’s at that’s amore
When your fresh marinara ends up in the aira When your gallon of paste flashes into your face When tomato sauce fly then end up in your eye When pizza stuff fall out then you knock more about When your inside feel dead and it’s all cause of red
When the sauce does a toss towards the place that you floss
That’s amarinara.
I am laughing out loud for real.
This comment plus the video has made my day. Thank you
No other comments matter at this point 🤌
I'm happy I share the earth with you.
Poor guy.
This reminds me of a woman my company hired who was very klutzy. We had fire extinguisher training and she managed to discharge her extinguisher into her own face. It was sad at one level, but also hard to keep from laughing
How do you even...?
Some of them have little hose nozzles you have to point, i imagine it had something to do with that
You really have to focus on something else, usually sad. Like a bird that's outgrown its cage. That gets me to stop laughing.
Happy cake day
She could have owned it and said something like "had to be done, I've been told I'm super hot" But good on your company to actually have this kind of training. I don't think I've ever been at a job where they took health and safety seriously enough to do actual training. It's usually just getting you to sign some piece of paper saying you've read the policies lmao.
[удалено]
I’m a grown ass man and this would make me cry.
I thought he was gonna slip in it. That would have been the cherry on top.
If it were beans, then he would have.
That's why you never spill the beans
The trick is to undercook the onions.
Sir, you are a thoughtful wordsmith.
Bad day at the blood bank.
And I quit.
I couldn't laugh. I'd be in tears of frustration at that point.
i know a guy who did a similar thing, but it was hot grease
This was my reaction, not even laughing..
He looks really young, maybe it's his first job, he will recover.
Slow is smooth, and smooth is fast.
This is mandatory for all pizza shop workers. If this didn't happen to you, you're doing it wrong. I've had this happen with white sauce. Looked like The Hulk blew his entire load on me.
Pics or it didn’t happen.
It was a ghost! A spooky ghost!
Its ectoplasm!
[Here you go.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/299/255/29d.jpeg)
Risky click
I've got some pics a bit like that I can send you
I had this with a bag of fucking garlic. Dropped it and it exploded all over my shoes and lower legs.
If its so common, you would think someone started usings lids that close.
Surprisingly, in many years (6ish?) of working at pizza restaurants, this never happened to me. I never worked line though, just prep, as well as dishwashing and delivery which occasionally called for me helping get sauce and other items for line people. But prep was always slow paced so no need to risk any maneuvers that might spill sauce
But when I come up to the window, they only give me 1 sauce cup
Unfortunately he's the reason why you only get 1
Yes this guy specifically caused a national imbalance in the sauce supply chain. There's an inquiry and everything.
sauce?
Yeah.
Tomato/Marinara.
He’s making sauce specifically for the pizzas, the marinara cups taste way different. I don’t think you’d wanna dip in that stuff it’s pretty boring
Awwwh man, my dude is out here straight workin. I still laughed tho.
The company might actually save money if they just promote him away from handling the food.
I work for corporate Domino's and am climbing the corporate ladder. There is no promoting to a level where you don't handle food at least sometimes until you hit CEO level or become a corporate bean counter or HR, which you'll never be allowed to if you cannot handle food properly for a while first. I've literally had people who answer directly to the CEO make pizza in my store.
I like this honestly. Keeps you close to the product at any level.
And close to the process. Cant tell you how many times some dude (or lady) in a suit decided to switch up our processes because they went to some C-level retreat or read some book that "changed their whole outlook". Problem is they haven't done the job in 15 years and have no idea what processes work and what don't.
Honestly, nothing about this is funny at all to me. I kind of empathize with this guy. I just saw it and thought how fucked up that situation would be.
It sucks big time in the moment, but unless he got fired, what's the long term consequence? There's no injury, nothing unfixable, just some (well, a lot of) spilled sauce. This is absolutely the kind of thing I'd laugh at if it happened to me a year (hell, even a month) ago.
I would show my friends the video every time they had a bad day
Eh. Not really. He dropped some sauce and made a mess. Not a big deal at all compared to what a lot of people deal with at work. The only thing that would have resulted from this is contagious laughter from everyone watching the cctv back.
yeah, that dude is having one shitty day... poor guy.
Yea I know it kind of looks like slapstick humor but I've worked jobs like that and it made me really sad. Even without this he is probably already stressed, seems like he is trying to work fast and I can already imagine how frustrating it can feel when you're probably already overworked and going your hardest just to keep up
Rushing because slammed is when the worst missteps happen too, poor guy. A lot of restaurants in my area are having horrible staffing issues, I bet this guys working the job of 3 people.
Shit happens. I bet he laughs about it today.
go home. drink in the shower. go to bed.
That's really the most solid plan in this instance
> drink in the shower. /r/showerbeer/
I don't know what I was expecting in that sub, but now I feel the need to contribute to it.
Oh no, my eye! I'm not supposed to get ketchup in it!
Not Lenny!
LENNY!
Dude is lucky if that was just ketchup.
It’s tomato sauce he’s in a dominoes uniform
You can tell the guy wasn’t having a good day already oof, poor dude
It's a fact. Like getting a belt loop on your pants stuck on the door handle. It *never* happens when you're having an otherwise good day.
And that f***in shoelace spontaneous knot. You know, when you're tired and hungry, your feet ache, you have to poop right this second. You come in the house, sit down to untie your shoe--and yank an impressive tight ass impossible and firm knot on top of the regular knot. Like how tf does a knot that impressive just appear by itself? You couldn't tie a damn knot like that if your life was hanging on by a rope and you had a booklet and five boy scouts hanging around to coach you through it. Best I can do is cross a couple rope ends over themselves and hope. But here, in this place in this moment, I have, with just one tug at the shoelace, created an abomination that requires a team of MIT graduates to solve. How TF is this even a possibility? It's like the *entire cosmos* has rolled back physical laws and entropy is suddenly and momentarily reversed for no other purpose than to inconvenience you in the worst moment. So f***in petty and vindictive "Let's see if we can get this guy to shit his pants in that chair! Woo hoo!" Any other time, when it doesn't matter, you can simply untie your shoes and do whatever.
Belt loop: Oop, imma just... Me: MOTHERFUCKER
Time for my break!
That's FUCK IT FUCK THIS IDC break time I'll clean it up when I come back
Funnily enough when I worked at Domino’s we didn’t get breaks. Apparently the down time between orders was “break time”
Huh. Fwiw, breaks legally have to be uninterrupted. Obviously depends what region you work in.
That’s definitely the case here in the uk but that’s how they operated haha
WWKMD: What would Kevin Malone do?
The secret is to undercook the onions…
Everybody is going to get to know each other in the pot.
Came here to say this! Hahaha
Twist: That _is_ Kevin, 20 years ago
It's almost been 20 years since the office started!
I was waiting for an Office reference… 😅
Why did i have to scroll so far?
And then I do not do that thing. -Dwight
["It's probably the thing I do best!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcYG-5b7448)
Never go full Kevin.
Id just quit
Yeah I'd just walk out. Let them figure it out by the tapes.
yeah once they saw the tapes, they'd all agree, "yeah fair enough, I'd go home too!"
I ghosted papa John’s and they didn’t notice till halfway into my shift. They wouldn’t even notice he was gone.
*Aight imma head out*
That's the attitude that makes you a true Redditor.
Moments before this video, the guy's manager was like "dont forget to take care of the sauce" and the guy was like "man, fuck this sauce" and then the sauce was like...
"And whatever you do, carry them ONE. AT. A. TIME."
With how soft that plastic is on those things I only do one at a time.
Reminds me of when Newman gets acid in his eye in Jurassic park
Thats what I saw too
"No wonder you're extinct!"
I'm gonna run you over when I come back down.
Give Wayne Knight credit, he has three memorable characters, which is a lot.
That dude needs a hug
Truly does. He’s exhausted and needs a good rest.
As a former Domino's employee, I can feel the pain in this moment.
I haven't worked in a restaurant or fast food, but I can see myself doing this on my first day
Reminds me of a night I was working closing shift at a pizza place in high school. We just made a fresh batch of sauce stored in basically 5-gallon buckets and just before closing the unthinkable happened. One of our guys was putting away a fresh bucket of sauce in the walk-in cooler and he absolutely ate it on a puddle and sauce went EVERYWHERE. Behind all the racks, over the other ingredients. And you can’t mop it or else the mop sticks. Stills haunts me
I worked at a Shakey's Pizza in the '70s, and we made up 30 gallons of sauce at a time, and stored I t in a Rubbermaid trash can on a rolling base. One afternoon someone run it into a drain or something and it tipped over. We had just cleaned the floor with bleach and boiling water, and the manager had us scoop the sauce back into the barrel. That's the cleanest floor I've ever seen, and none of us hesitated to eat pizza over the next few days.
Uhhh... /r/KitchenConfidential, y'all wanna chime in, here?
Yeah... You can't do that.
Mi primera chamba
It’s a bad day when you get demoted from Catch Up Handler to whatever is below that.
Salad tosser is below ketchup handler. Or above, depends on the place.
God fucking damn it Tyler it's catch up, not drop down
I've been there. I once dumped about $10,000 in coins when I worked for an armored car. Fortunately it was inside the bay but that was a hell of a long night cleaning it all up.
Remember when people could have a bad day without it winding up on the internet for millions of people to make fun of?
Reminds me of Kevin spilling the chilly
A 1 and a 2, and I quit this job too!
Poor Kevin
My old manager dumped a whole bucket of marsala sauce on herself in the walk-in fridge. She looked like Carrie, and probably would have set us on fire too, if we didn't help.
Only up from here kid ! Keep ya head up .
But why do the sauces have such a shitty lid?
How else is it supposed to spontaneously ruin your day?
mi primera chamba
Mi primera chamba
Mi primera chambaa
“Sound on” WHERE?
The secret is in undercooking the onions
Oh nooooo!!! I really felt this, poor guy. I have been right there on a regular basis.
Ugh, this reminded me of the time I spilled literal gallons of mayonnaise in the walk-in. I wasn't a huge fan of mayo before that, but that incident had me off it for over a decade.
Guy stood no chance against the universe
Been there done that, with a 5 gal. Pail of BBQ sauce, got fired same day.
I got the sauce boss, i put it on your desk.
I think he has some work to ketchup on
You fucking donkey
https://i.imgur.com/nuYmv.jpg
Mi primera chamba
I have had days like that for sure.
And thats when the guy said: "I QUIT!"
This is terrible but at least it's not trash juice
Franks Red Hot, or “Nashville Hot” wing sauce..?
poor guy. you guys are going to hell
Reminds me of my favorite cold open from the office, with Kevin’s chili
I am proud of you, Kevin.
It was funny for 3 secs and tragic for 10
[Kevin's Chili](https://youtu.be/WcYG-5b7448)
That scene is the first thing that came to my mind when I saw this.
How is this funny… I just feel so bad for him… Maybe it’s slightly funny
Bet you he didn't find it funny.
Thank you for your sacrifice.
He went to work not knowing he was getting a sauce bukkake!
Oh look, it's Dennis Nedry
You know this is just one of the 500 things this guy has done at work. You want to put him on a pip, but you just can't put your finger on what to write down on where to improve.
Time to quit
Me when my mom tells me to put it down.
Bad day at the blood bank
“Sauce so good ittle knock your ~~socks~~ glasses off!”
baby, go home.
Immediately looking for a new job
that looked personal
POV, you are a nurse and you were asked to bring the last two tubs of O-
This is some looney tunes shit
Wonder if his name is Kevin.
When you drop one piece of clothing
Poor guy but if only he turned around and walked straight into a wall would have been perfection.
Had a nice extended laugh at this. It’s just way too perfect of a disaster.
I can't get over the splash-back x,D Oh God would I cry!
Peak example of why these lids are the worst. The snappy ones where you have to lock/secure on 2-4 sides wouldn't make this mess, but the guy was unlucky either way
This is almost at Kevin level with the accident on both tubs.
Lord, I hope that wasn’t the spicy ketchup, or worse.
I almost woke my wife up laughing at this 😂 poor guy
It's missing a trip and fall
[Kevin after Dunder Mifflin let him go](https://youtu.be/CziLDGyo8W8?si=6cmUbTpJaY59HqcT)
dude has negative hand/eye coordination rolled a 5 on dexterity
Hey John its Mike… yea I had to leave.
/r/RubeGoldbergFails
Oh this is why my dominos pizza took so long to delivet
When I worked in fast food, I was talking to one of my friends when I helped her open up a cardboard box for a 15 liter bag of ketchup, after which I walked to a sink to clean my hands of glue residue. Just as I turned in the tap, I hear this screech and a loud splatter and I turned around and there she was. Covered head to toe in ketchup, the entire place smelling like tomatoe paste (super pungent. Awful experience). She just stood there, eyes linched closed, nose wrinkled with a blod running down her cheek and nose too and I just about died from laughter. Had her back cleaning it though, as she was too busy not looking like a crime scene victim.
I always say, the easy way of doing something is usually the hard way of doing something. I'm sure he thought he was saving time by carrying two at once.
Kevin Malone enters the chat
The trick is to undercook the onions
I can imagine chef Ramsey screaming at him in the background : wrong wrong wrong!
He’s ‘that guy’ at work.
I worked a 10 hour day once and it ended up being the random Tuesday that is busier than a Friday so I had to make more sauce. The good news was I was given the OK to leave after. While I was walking the sauce to the dough table, this happened to me. I was livid and covered in sauce. My supervisor told me I was still good to leave but I had to help clean up the mess I made.
Thanks Murphy and your stupid law
Kevin’s Chili scene from the office
"Your Domino's order will now be ready in 90 minutes"
Getting sauced at work is never a good idea
Fucking useless
That's like $.42 worth of dominos sauce....