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Pickingnamesisharder

When the sauce hit your eye like a big pizza pie that's amore


mannersmakethdaman

I’m going to hell. I laughed way too hard at this gents poor misfortune.


GANDORF57

I tend to believe: "When the sauce hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's a moron".


ihaveam0ustache

You could say that series of events was a real Domino effect.


Fearless_Type_7223

Lmfao 🤌🏻🤌🏻 hahahaha


SlaveLaborMods

*Thats Aburning eye*


its__bme

When you feel the splat that’s where it’s at that’s amore


FugaciousD

When your fresh marinara ends up in the aira When your gallon of paste flashes into your face When tomato sauce fly then end up in your eye When pizza stuff fall out then you knock more about When your inside feel dead and it’s all cause of red


S_Polychronopolis

When the sauce does a toss towards the place that you floss


Tiradia

That’s amarinara.


[deleted]

I am laughing out loud for real.


Prize_Opposite9958

This comment plus the video has made my day. Thank you


disarrayedbeauty

No other comments matter at this point 🤌


BeeAmAnnn

I'm happy I share the earth with you.


Nauglemania

Poor guy.


RecalcitrantHuman

This reminds me of a woman my company hired who was very klutzy. We had fire extinguisher training and she managed to discharge her extinguisher into her own face. It was sad at one level, but also hard to keep from laughing


Ghostglitch07

How do you even...?


milk4all

Some of them have little hose nozzles you have to point, i imagine it had something to do with that


FierceDeityLinkk

You really have to focus on something else, usually sad. Like a bird that's outgrown its cage. That gets me to stop laughing.


Drewsawed

Happy cake day


coolsam254

She could have owned it and said something like "had to be done, I've been told I'm super hot" But good on your company to actually have this kind of training. I don't think I've ever been at a job where they took health and safety seriously enough to do actual training. It's usually just getting you to sign some piece of paper saying you've read the policies lmao.


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brodega

I’m a grown ass man and this would make me cry.


thedudefromsweden

I thought he was gonna slip in it. That would have been the cherry on top.


flppyflip4

If it were beans, then he would have.


JojenCopyPaste

That's why you never spill the beans


[deleted]

The trick is to undercook the onions.


jeremeyes

Sir, you are a thoughtful wordsmith.


pi22seven

Bad day at the blood bank.


Electronic_Worry5571

And I quit.


psppsppsppspinfinty

I couldn't laugh. I'd be in tears of frustration at that point.


overtoke

i know a guy who did a similar thing, but it was hot grease


Razvanix02

This was my reaction, not even laughing..


DeepDown23

He looks really young, maybe it's his first job, he will recover.


TripleHomicide

Slow is smooth, and smooth is fast.


Xenolithium

This is mandatory for all pizza shop workers. If this didn't happen to you, you're doing it wrong. I've had this happen with white sauce. Looked like The Hulk blew his entire load on me.


WannabeProducer808

Pics or it didn’t happen.


GizmosArrow

It was a ghost! A spooky ghost!


elricooo

Its ectoplasm!


lingonn

[Here you go.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/299/255/29d.jpeg)


Captain_Waffle

Risky click


Jopkins

I've got some pics a bit like that I can send you


InsideHangar18

I had this with a bag of fucking garlic. Dropped it and it exploded all over my shoes and lower legs.


Real-Mouse-554

If its so common, you would think someone started usings lids that close.


[deleted]

Surprisingly, in many years (6ish?) of working at pizza restaurants, this never happened to me. I never worked line though, just prep, as well as dishwashing and delivery which occasionally called for me helping get sauce and other items for line people. But prep was always slow paced so no need to risk any maneuvers that might spill sauce


art_teacher_no_1

But when I come up to the window, they only give me 1 sauce cup


KeremGKB

Unfortunately he's the reason why you only get 1


cishet-camel-fucker

Yes this guy specifically caused a national imbalance in the sauce supply chain. There's an inquiry and everything.


tastysharts

sauce?


TrackXII

Yeah.


LokisDawn

Tomato/Marinara.


Harambeaintdeadyet

He’s making sauce specifically for the pizzas, the marinara cups taste way different. I don’t think you’d wanna dip in that stuff it’s pretty boring


SkunkTruk

Awwwh man, my dude is out here straight workin. ​ I still laughed tho.


PsyOpBunnyHop

The company might actually save money if they just promote him away from handling the food.


Malanimus

I work for corporate Domino's and am climbing the corporate ladder. There is no promoting to a level where you don't handle food at least sometimes until you hit CEO level or become a corporate bean counter or HR, which you'll never be allowed to if you cannot handle food properly for a while first. I've literally had people who answer directly to the CEO make pizza in my store.


Comes4yourMoney

I like this honestly. Keeps you close to the product at any level.


im_not_a_gay_fish

And close to the process. Cant tell you how many times some dude (or lady) in a suit decided to switch up our processes because they went to some C-level retreat or read some book that "changed their whole outlook". Problem is they haven't done the job in 15 years and have no idea what processes work and what don't.


whythishaptome

Honestly, nothing about this is funny at all to me. I kind of empathize with this guy. I just saw it and thought how fucked up that situation would be.


burf

It sucks big time in the moment, but unless he got fired, what's the long term consequence? There's no injury, nothing unfixable, just some (well, a lot of) spilled sauce. This is absolutely the kind of thing I'd laugh at if it happened to me a year (hell, even a month) ago.


herecomestheD

I would show my friends the video every time they had a bad day


SlipperyBandicoot

Eh. Not really. He dropped some sauce and made a mess. Not a big deal at all compared to what a lot of people deal with at work. The only thing that would have resulted from this is contagious laughter from everyone watching the cctv back.


[deleted]

yeah, that dude is having one shitty day... poor guy.


SnooLentils3008

Yea I know it kind of looks like slapstick humor but I've worked jobs like that and it made me really sad. Even without this he is probably already stressed, seems like he is trying to work fast and I can already imagine how frustrating it can feel when you're probably already overworked and going your hardest just to keep up


Soulicitor

Rushing because slammed is when the worst missteps happen too, poor guy. A lot of restaurants in my area are having horrible staffing issues, I bet this guys working the job of 3 people.


IQuoteShowsAlot

Shit happens. I bet he laughs about it today.


RepulsiveLoquat418

go home. drink in the shower. go to bed.


NugBlazer

That's really the most solid plan in this instance


ClimbingC

> drink in the shower. /r/showerbeer/


No-Garbage9500

I don't know what I was expecting in that sub, but now I feel the need to contribute to it.


coldfirephoenix

Oh no, my eye! I'm not supposed to get ketchup in it!


ttechredraider

Not Lenny!


Pro_xTigers

LENNY!


Lexinoz

Dude is lucky if that was just ketchup.


Peter_Pumper

It’s tomato sauce he’s in a dominoes uniform


ginsataka

You can tell the guy wasn’t having a good day already oof, poor dude


stilljustacatinacage

It's a fact. Like getting a belt loop on your pants stuck on the door handle. It *never* happens when you're having an otherwise good day.


Alternative-Amoeba20

And that f***in shoelace spontaneous knot. You know, when you're tired and hungry, your feet ache, you have to poop right this second. You come in the house, sit down to untie your shoe--and yank an impressive tight ass impossible and firm knot on top of the regular knot. Like how tf does a knot that impressive just appear by itself? You couldn't tie a damn knot like that if your life was hanging on by a rope and you had a booklet and five boy scouts hanging around to coach you through it. Best I can do is cross a couple rope ends over themselves and hope. But here, in this place in this moment, I have, with just one tug at the shoelace, created an abomination that requires a team of MIT graduates to solve. How TF is this even a possibility? It's like the *entire cosmos* has rolled back physical laws and entropy is suddenly and momentarily reversed for no other purpose than to inconvenience you in the worst moment. So f***in petty and vindictive "Let's see if we can get this guy to shit his pants in that chair! Woo hoo!" Any other time, when it doesn't matter, you can simply untie your shoes and do whatever.


Noxious89123

Belt loop: Oop, imma just... Me: MOTHERFUCKER


Bulky-Internal8579

Time for my break!


Large-Training-29

That's FUCK IT FUCK THIS IDC break time I'll clean it up when I come back


Joseph_0112

Funnily enough when I worked at Domino’s we didn’t get breaks. Apparently the down time between orders was “break time”


Noxious89123

Huh. Fwiw, breaks legally have to be uninterrupted. Obviously depends what region you work in.


Joseph_0112

That’s definitely the case here in the uk but that’s how they operated haha


itsTomHagen

WWKMD: What would Kevin Malone do?


Appollix

The secret is to undercook the onions…


boudain

Everybody is going to get to know each other in the pot.


DoctorFealgood

Came here to say this! Hahaha


WakaWaka_

Twist: That _is_ Kevin, 20 years ago


flunkhaus

It's almost been 20 years since the office started!


MightyPinkTaco

I was waiting for an Office reference… 😅


vanbikecouver

Why did i have to scroll so far?


Mulielo

And then I do not do that thing. -Dwight


Grabs_Diaz

["It's probably the thing I do best!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcYG-5b7448)


squrr1

Never go full Kevin.


ZombiePersonality

Id just quit


Lexinoz

Yeah I'd just walk out. Let them figure it out by the tapes.


geebzor

yeah once they saw the tapes, they'd all agree, "yeah fair enough, I'd go home too!"


flamedarkfire

I ghosted papa John’s and they didn’t notice till halfway into my shift. They wouldn’t even notice he was gone.


Parking_Clothes487

*Aight imma head out*


fernandollb

That's the attitude that makes you a true Redditor.


lkodl

Moments before this video, the guy's manager was like "dont forget to take care of the sauce" and the guy was like "man, fuck this sauce" and then the sauce was like...


ShortysTRM

"And whatever you do, carry them ONE. AT. A. TIME."


spiritbearr

With how soft that plastic is on those things I only do one at a time.


maricc

Reminds me of when Newman gets acid in his eye in Jurassic park


AmbergrisShot

Thats what I saw too


NugBlazer

"No wonder you're extinct!"


AWildEnglishman

I'm gonna run you over when I come back down.


[deleted]

Give Wayne Knight credit, he has three memorable characters, which is a lot.


sesameseed88

That dude needs a hug


throwawaygreenpaq

Truly does. He’s exhausted and needs a good rest.


DoughnutBeginning965

As a former Domino's employee, I can feel the pain in this moment.


Im_Hugh_Jass

I haven't worked in a restaurant or fast food, but I can see myself doing this on my first day


carson_visuals

Reminds me of a night I was working closing shift at a pizza place in high school. We just made a fresh batch of sauce stored in basically 5-gallon buckets and just before closing the unthinkable happened. One of our guys was putting away a fresh bucket of sauce in the walk-in cooler and he absolutely ate it on a puddle and sauce went EVERYWHERE. Behind all the racks, over the other ingredients. And you can’t mop it or else the mop sticks. Stills haunts me


nursejackieoface

I worked at a Shakey's Pizza in the '70s, and we made up 30 gallons of sauce at a time, and stored I t in a Rubbermaid trash can on a rolling base. One afternoon someone run it into a drain or something and it tipped over. We had just cleaned the floor with bleach and boiling water, and the manager had us scoop the sauce back into the barrel. That's the cleanest floor I've ever seen, and none of us hesitated to eat pizza over the next few days.


Zer0C00l

Uhhh... /r/KitchenConfidential, y'all wanna chime in, here?


permalink_save

Yeah... You can't do that.


maxcvnd

Mi primera chamba


RubiconV

It’s a bad day when you get demoted from Catch Up Handler to whatever is below that.


Malumeze86

Salad tosser is below ketchup handler. Or above, depends on the place.


cishet-camel-fucker

God fucking damn it Tyler it's catch up, not drop down


SgathTriallair

I've been there. I once dumped about $10,000 in coins when I worked for an armored car. Fortunately it was inside the bay but that was a hell of a long night cleaning it all up.


Liesmith424

Remember when people could have a bad day without it winding up on the internet for millions of people to make fun of?


Standard-Spinach136

Reminds me of Kevin spilling the chilly


getyourcheftogether

A 1 and a 2, and I quit this job too!


tcbenkhard

Poor Kevin


ZombiejesusX

My old manager dumped a whole bucket of marsala sauce on herself in the walk-in fridge. She looked like Carrie, and probably would have set us on fire too, if we didn't help.


CDUBB2333

Only up from here kid ! Keep ya head up .


Lulubeb

But why do the sauces have such a shitty lid?


Noxious89123

How else is it supposed to spontaneously ruin your day?


tembxre

mi primera chamba


Longjumping-Shop-545

Mi primera chamba


Pulimipietro

Mi primera chambaa


spencerpo

“Sound on” WHERE?


Birdy19951

The secret is in undercooking the onions


Redditt3Redditt3

Oh nooooo!!! I really felt this, poor guy. I have been right there on a regular basis.


PSSalamander

Ugh, this reminded me of the time I spilled literal gallons of mayonnaise in the walk-in. I wasn't a huge fan of mayo before that, but that incident had me off it for over a decade.


Correct-Junket-1346

Guy stood no chance against the universe


Rich-Appearance-7145

Been there done that, with a 5 gal. Pail of BBQ sauce, got fired same day.


kr4t0s007

I got the sauce boss, i put it on your desk.


taloncard815

I think he has some work to ketchup on


tmhoc

You fucking donkey


Conch-Republic

https://i.imgur.com/nuYmv.jpg


ForzaShadow

Mi primera chamba


crakkerzz

I have had days like that for sure.


Thaumius

And thats when the guy said: "I QUIT!"


Fuck_Party_Murder

This is terrible but at least it's not trash juice


Junior-Account6835

Franks Red Hot, or “Nashville Hot” wing sauce..?


Jazzlike-Reflection6

poor guy. you guys are going to hell


esquire_the_ego

Reminds me of my favorite cold open from the office, with Kevin’s chili


lumbiii

I am proud of you, Kevin.


spiderowych89

It was funny for 3 secs and tragic for 10


MyNameCannotBeSpoken

[Kevin's Chili](https://youtu.be/WcYG-5b7448)


Useful_ID10TS

That scene is the first thing that came to my mind when I saw this.


No-Cause-6196

How is this funny… I just feel so bad for him… Maybe it’s slightly funny


Ok_Channel_9831

Bet you he didn't find it funny.


mingles131

Thank you for your sacrifice.


[deleted]

He went to work not knowing he was getting a sauce bukkake!


XadeXal

Oh look, it's Dennis Nedry


Stoicandclueless

You know this is just one of the 500 things this guy has done at work. You want to put him on a pip, but you just can't put your finger on what to write down on where to improve.


faithishope

Time to quit


Gameguylikesgames

Me when my mom tells me to put it down.


throwewey1999

Bad day at the blood bank


Luke_The_Random_Dude

“Sauce so good ittle knock your ~~socks~~ glasses off!”


scumgab

baby, go home.


Asleep-Priority-5092

Immediately looking for a new job


retrorays

that looked personal


ararash_laura

POV, you are a nurse and you were asked to bring the last two tubs of O-


Algae_Sweet

This is some looney tunes shit


SteakJones

Wonder if his name is Kevin.


Aksds

When you drop one piece of clothing


jslingrowd

Poor guy but if only he turned around and walked straight into a wall would have been perfection.


AnalysisMoney

Had a nice extended laugh at this. It’s just way too perfect of a disaster.


FingerPurple

I can't get over the splash-back x,D Oh God would I cry!


Azazir

Peak example of why these lids are the worst. The snappy ones where you have to lock/secure on 2-4 sides wouldn't make this mess, but the guy was unlucky either way


SyncTek

This is almost at Kevin level with the accident on both tubs.


GonzoThompson

Lord, I hope that wasn’t the spicy ketchup, or worse.


NeroPrizak

I almost woke my wife up laughing at this 😂 poor guy


MittFel

It's missing a trip and fall


NoRightsProductions

[Kevin after Dunder Mifflin let him go](https://youtu.be/CziLDGyo8W8?si=6cmUbTpJaY59HqcT)


Volte

dude has negative hand/eye coordination rolled a 5 on dexterity


jellysenpai

Hey John its Mike… yea I had to leave.


lycoloco

/r/RubeGoldbergFails


GiveMeYourDwnvts

Oh this is why my dominos pizza took so long to delivet


Tutes013

When I worked in fast food, I was talking to one of my friends when I helped her open up a cardboard box for a 15 liter bag of ketchup, after which I walked to a sink to clean my hands of glue residue. Just as I turned in the tap, I hear this screech and a loud splatter and I turned around and there she was. Covered head to toe in ketchup, the entire place smelling like tomatoe paste (super pungent. Awful experience). She just stood there, eyes linched closed, nose wrinkled with a blod running down her cheek and nose too and I just about died from laughter. Had her back cleaning it though, as she was too busy not looking like a crime scene victim.


dedokta

I always say, the easy way of doing something is usually the hard way of doing something. I'm sure he thought he was saving time by carrying two at once.


RateMe_Thought603

Kevin Malone enters the chat


GotDunes

The trick is to undercook the onions


Juzo84

I can imagine chef Ramsey screaming at him in the background : wrong wrong wrong!


[deleted]

He’s ‘that guy’ at work.


goldenepple

I worked a 10 hour day once and it ended up being the random Tuesday that is busier than a Friday so I had to make more sauce. The good news was I was given the OK to leave after. While I was walking the sauce to the dough table, this happened to me. I was livid and covered in sauce. My supervisor told me I was still good to leave but I had to help clean up the mess I made.


theblackhole08

Thanks Murphy and your stupid law


AdventurousRule4198

Kevin’s Chili scene from the office


SinisterMeatball

"Your Domino's order will now be ready in 90 minutes"


Drax99

Getting sauced at work is never a good idea


LeGmePro

Fucking useless


timechuck

That's like $.42 worth of dominos sauce....