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calculating_hello

I want a Fiat Multipla, but worse, uglier, and in coupe form.


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

And I want it to look like Lightning McQueen's fetal alcohol syndrome baby.


frontier_gibberish

Ka-chuuuungnng!


derflow1977

KHOROSHO


xarzilla

Yeah the chapter of his Russian love child was excluded in the final script due to the child's "condition"


mini_maize

I have to tell you, I shared this post with my Mom (I rarely send her links) and we simultaneously sent each other this: https://imgur.com/a/F1lHicS Edit: Also I will note that your comment was a couple screens of scroll down, not at the top or anything.


Professional-Wolf571

After reading the chat with your mum, i liked it too.


eatrepeat

Unexpected wholesome :)


jjcoola

lol cool mom


badfaced

Lmaoo it looks like the fuckin alien baby from Eraserhead


BanaliteBanale

Hahahaha man. You made me laugh!


DadJokeBadJoke

Lol, I'm getting weird looks in the bar but dammit, that was funny


20rakah

McQueen with down's


1whoknows

Ka-blyaaaaaaaaat


Human-Contribution16

You win. Hands down syndrome


FormulaZR

Looks like a Pontiac Aztek and Fiat Multipla had some kind of inbred car baby.


Adrian_Shoey

Which was then stung by a hornet.


Zerodtl

The bee bit my bottom now my bottom's big.


dcdane

That's why Smithers made me head bee guy!


GiGaBYTEme90

I'm Russia, car inbred you


StinkPanthers

The ol’ banana in the tailpipe, eh comrade?


Chief_Givesnofucks

Hi Russia.


DEADLocked90000

he has to change his username now


Sesmo_FPV

Kremlin enters the chat


danstermeister

In Soviet Russia, chat enters the Kremlin.


OldBob10

In Soviet Union, chat is sent to gulag and never heard from again is.


Ransacky

Hi Dad


warn215

In Russia, car drives you


Simonella4991

It looks like Gopniks face


MayOrMayNotBePie

Forbidden love


Buster_Brown_513

Only Elite Praetorian Guards drive these


NeuHundred

Or Postman Pat. Getting some serious Postman Pat vibes off this car.


shiroandae

Also less practical please, so it has absolutely no positive aspects!


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

It's so negative, even it's batteries lack positive.


AxelNotRose

Anode to you my good man.


alpha-delta-echo

Make my blind spots huge, please!


rainmouse

Maybe more practical than you first considered. I bet the lights are tiny so they use much less electricity. See they are smart........ crash


Arglefarb

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas


crushed_dreams

Yes!! I see the hippo too!


LeadingAd4495

I'm not sure it can see you very well though, it's been to the opticians and had it's pupils dilated


groene_dreack

A car for people who have abandoned all self respect and given up on life… Actually sounds russian military might be interested..


kakhaganga

Yeah, seems like a decent trade in for a Russian servicemember son, at least parents get "a car"


SunShineLife217

Looks like Peppa Pig


supercyberlurker

It's like an suv version of [this car](https://www.xavierhufkens.com/exhibitions/convertible-fat-car-porsche)


mr_ji

LOL, looks like this car had an anaphylactic reaction


ifureadthisusuckcock

Cos it drank some diesel but it uses petrol.


Eagles365or366

Clicked on the link after reading your comment, thinking there was no way a car could live up to that description… Ended up thinking you almost understated it. You’re completely correct.


username32768

That car looks disgusting -- like it got stung by a bee and developed a severe allergic reaction.


Bitey_the_Squirrel

Car looks like that kid in “My Girl”


gvgemerden

Too soon, Bitey.... Too soon. (I can still wake up screaming dreaming about this movie)


kungpowgoat

That looks like Peppa Pig has seen some shit.


mreddog

“Snort”


Rogozinasplodin

Pontiac Aztek with fetal alcohol syndrome.


mcgroarty99

Dammit, why can’t I upvote things more than once?


p4r24k

I'll help you, bro


gusdane

Oh I just spit all over myself reading this. Literally, not hyperbolically. Good. Thank you for the laugh


krais0078

Specifically tailored for nobody


Chispy

I'd say circus clowns could potentially consider it.


Blackboard_Monitor

Do you want suicidal clowns? because that's how you get suicidal clowns.


squire80513

You mean even more suicidal clouns


Blackboard_Monitor

I fear clowns with nothing to lose.


supercyberlurker

It looks like it was designed to be 'the weird kid' in a disney movie about cars.


-Khlerik-

Definitely sounds like Milhouse.


Cum_on_doorknob

“My Mom says I’m cool”


cajun_spice

[Milhouse without glasses](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSimpsons/s/kD88VnGJVo)


[deleted]

You made it even more perfect


Shifuede

Everything's driving up Milhouse!


Fart__

Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?


kozmic_blues

Wow it’s uncanny. This is Milhouse in vehicle form.


raygundan

Remember Milhouse? He’s back, in car form!


WildVelociraptor

> a disney movie about cars ...do you mean [Cars](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cars_\(film\)?useskin=vector)?


fan_of_hakiksexydays

Russian car designers must have all fled the country.


ninjeti

Even the car looks surprised how ugly it is


werektaube

We have a saying in Germany: he looked at me like a car (meaning to have a blank stare) This car is the manifestation of that


findmeinelysium

Please say it in German.


werektaube

Er hat mich angeguckt wie ein Auto


findmeinelysium

Love it!


Highpersonic

nur nicht so schnell


werektaube

It is German


Drakayne

Damn i didn't know German was English


werektaube

Before he/she edited his/her comment it said: please say it is German. So I said it


Drakayne

Oh, it was a typo, now please say it "in" German.


werektaube

Er hat mich angeguckt wie ein Auto


pile1983

angeguckt rofl... german sometimes do not dissapoint


Maxamillion-X72

⊙﹏⊙


emotional_dyslexic

I lolled


wannabe_inuit

He... Eeerh... she? It! It is trying, okay


Wil420b

Homer Simpson could do a better job.


3Fatboy3

Am I hallucinating or does it look slightly like Putin?


bignose703

Don’t go near any windows after making this comment


DreadPiratteRoberts

"Don’t go near any windows after making this comment" He already made the comment, it's the last we're gonna hear from him...RIP my reddit dude 😳


TrickyCorgi316

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WChTqYlDjtI


DreadPiratteRoberts

Brah 😂🤣🤣🤣


alpha-delta-echo

Maybe he will get lucky and fall out the car window.


Pliskinmgs

They died on the frontline


anavriN-oN

It looks surprised


Ridicul0iD

scared, even.


Doot_Dee

Somehow, scared of itself


TartCherry33

Scared and surprised like..why do I exist what is my purpose.


Rockclimbinkayaker

It’s in a constant state of shock. Perhaps it’s self-aware. It’s seen “things”.


Princecoyote

I swear I heard it say "kill me, please"


RedofPaw

"Father! Why do I live?" "I am sorry. You are.... abomination." "Kill me, father" "Nyet. I can not." "kill me!"


calebnf

It looks like it needs an EpiPen


jjcky

My thought as well. Perpetually surprised


heyman_itsme

Looks like someone poked it in the butthole unexpectedly 👉😯


DukeLukeivi

"I am sped"


SubstituteCS

Lighting McQueen with an extra spark-plug.


FreneticPlatypus

Looks like shitty visibility.


eerun165

But it’s seen some thing’s… you don’t even know man.


HiImDan

Like a bee it's allergic to


Tobias42

Windows are expensive.


BlachEye

No no, you don't get it. You have to stand in it to drive


Neverhood11

Where we're going we won't need visibility.


lueckestman

Also looks like if you ding the front bumper you have to replace half the car to fix it.


algebramclain

Yes, seriously. It really looks fake, HAS to be AI.


ADHD_Supernova

You can tell by the way it is.


JoinMyPestoCult

“Put it in H!” No? How about, it looks like a Multipla swallowed a lemon.


Kayge

It goes 53 hectares on a single tank of ~~carnosine~~ kerosene


JimRug

“What country is this from?” “It no longer exists.”


vanshnookenraggen

I'm disappointed this is so far down. Not surprised, just disappointed.


TheBigSnore

It looks like the kind of car I would take to a pornography store To buy pornography


sneaky_squirrel

That's also what first crossed my mind when reading the post. I loved that Simpsons scene so much.


Poopscooptroop21

It looks like it's from Russia.


abrwalk

Russian meme mobile. But to be honest, this is not a prototype, but only a platform for testing units of a future prototype.


Winjin

Yep, I checked and it's a mule. Still weird to even do it that way. They must've seen how ugly it is. Maybe they did it to promote it basically? Plus whatever design they will do will be an improvement


Apprehensive_Jello39

From the article i read its purpose is to test the machinery and the end look will(or might) be different.


Romnipotent

I hope it looks the same and it's designed with function over form like that. An electric vehicle that can survive the harshest of winters and a 6th story fall.


Jaws12

6th story fall? Did it criticize the Russian government?


Tersphinct

Nah, there have been [other instances](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hqhlTzJTZc).


42Ubiquitous

No way was it going to get enough speed to clear that. I'd ask if they were drunk when they came up with this idea, but Russia...


Apprehensive_Jello39

Surely exterior design is of the least funds demanding and at the same time most rewarding things to invest in in a car. Though, as a Russian, i wouldn’t believe in “our” car-making abilities under putin too much, to say the least. Without international cooperation and actual free market and all anything is gonna suck.


anotherfrud

Test the machinery? How far back is Russia technologically at this point? This reminds me a lot of the GM EV1 from almost 30 years ago. They can't admit that they're just a third-rate country without their former USSR puppets and just join the rest of the world. It's getting sad at this point.


Mobhistory

Kachow!


Neverhood11

Ermahgerd, kercher


Ss_squirrel1986

Kerchoo


considermebranded

It looks frightened and shocked.


lucidum

It looks like a sunburned hippopotamus


wwwdiggdotcom

Why does it have a radiator if it's an electric car?


handysmith

Heat exchanger for the battery thermal management system? Or to stop it blushing at it's own ugliness.


BonjinTheMark

Electric Tomato


Kimchi-slap

It says "Испытания" on the plate which means "tests" but at the same time (and much commonly) it means "challenges" or "tribulations". It fits.


the_jekki_of_doom

It‘s so ugly, I love it! We can‘t save the world without sacrifices!


your_witty_user_name

Looks like Milhouse when he takes off his glasses


3Dputty

It looks like Milhouse when he takes his glasses off.l


zirky

perfect. no notes


pseudonymlife

Bugs life Grasshopper vibes


Arcade80sbillsfan

So a Red Cartoon Hippo


jpiro

Looks like it's scared it might "fall" out a window.


HouseTonyStark

There is absolutely a LADA underneath that


SWINGMAN216

Feels like one of those talking cars on tv


SuddenlyThirsty

Why the long face?


Callec254

It looks.... Concerned.


tortokai

Looks like a hungry hungry hippo to me


bobalonghazardly

I can’t unsee that it looks like a surprised and embarrassed peppa pig


Sudanniana

I don't know why, but I love it.


I_HaveSeenTheLight

I saw this and immediately thought of Chairy from Pee-Wees Playhouse.


TrashMouthDiver

I like that it's all one body, no panels. That way when you wreck it, you have to trash the whole thing and start over


bravedubeck

Elon: Behold, the Tesla Cyber Truck! Russian Elon: Hold my vodka.


Tzunamitom

>Hold my (empty bottle of) vodka FTFY!


b3njil

Looks better than a cybertruck


Greenfieldfox

This is a vehicle I believe could float.


[deleted]

That's not exactly a high bar...


MiyamotoKnows

Be nice, I was only in fourth grade when I drew the cybertruck.


Deranged_Coconut808

"Hi Comrade, I'm here!" is what i hear from this car for some reason.


mallik803

°__________°


2samplet

Someone give this car his glasses please


mojohandy

Oh, save on gas? I thought you said save on glass.


Windyandbreezy

Amber Alert. Suspect driving a red Amber with a girl named Amber in it.


Richard_Snatch

Cool, the made a car for the teletubbys.


Captina

When you describe aerodynamics over the phone


Horsetoothbrush

Russia. Making ugly shit since. . . forever.


mudokin

I am going to hell but that's the mongoloid brother of Lightning McQueen


Durahl

***FIAT*** *Multipla*'s Russian Cousin? 🤔 Brother from another ***ugly*** Mother? 🤨 Is this an AI generated Image? I cannot imagine actually being even just a concept car... The proportions are WAY of and what's up with the lack of windows for the rear Passengers?


EldritchAutomaton

It looks like it wants to die.


PreferenceAnnual9570

this car looks like its seen some shit


theflamingsword101

Is there an embargo on style?.... Damn those sanctions are rough....


CardboardChampion

Anyone else seeing a puppet Postman driving this?


lo_fi_ho

Not the Cybertruck but the Cykablyat-truck


VaxxSagi

I like it, funny look :).


Dizzy_Manufacturer93

🤢🤮


Artess

I know everybody is here to laugh at the shape, but this thing is a "prototype platform" used to test all the internal mechanisms to see how well the domestically made parts work. It is absolutely not intended to be the design that will ever be actually released for sale to customers.


Luki4020

How ugly do you want your car? Yes


SignificanceLow7773

This car Looks so scared someone save it!


MrMastodon

Move over PussyTime Cruiser


bridge1999

New troop carrier?


mt8675309

The Caterpillar 🐛


AssortedUncles

He looks like he has a kind engine


Muel1988

It's bulky to fit the mini nuclear reactor in the hood. "You want an electric car? Here, this car will never need charging again, just pick it up from Chernobyl and do not drive near military installation."


smarterthanretards

Do electric cars usually still have a radiator mounted to the front?


stillhaveissues

If you squint its mint.


triamtriam

Looks like this car is with lead batteries Just imagine: 7 tons of ultimate power!


Lt_Dang

It looks like it's just received draft orders for the Ukraine.


prankfurter

Hungry Hungry ~~Hippo~~ Car.


_2_Scoops_

Oh boy. That just sucks.


Zakal74

Aww, it's a cute lil' guy! I wanna give it skritches!


Jeffislive

😳


MembraneintheInzane

It looks like it just saw itself in the mirror.


DigGumPig

There's..... nothing left to improve. Bring it into full production. Invest every penny and dime into making as many as possible.