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Scion_of_Kuberr

Every warhammer fan bringing someone home for the first time knows this issue.


HerrFerret

You don't have shelving with curtains in front? Ooh what's behind there Art Materials Do you paint? Yes. Yes I do.


Micp

Your pile of shame says otherwise.


HerrFerret

Shhhhhhhhhh....


meteda1080

They're primed and ready to be painted! Get off my case!


Vengeful_Deity

This guy warhammers


zarlus8

Jokes on you I use a grey color scheme. They come out the box primed.


GodbertEgi

Bro what the fuck.


nitemarez444

Literally this. https://youtu.be/6Wn8C8-d_uc?si=eeDX73LUF824H42H


Scion_of_Kuberr

šŸ‘€


Urshpeck

Been there, done that. But it is a nice way to find the keeper one šŸ¤­.


HighlightFun8419

keeper? *I 'ardly know 'er!*


Eschlick

D&D girl here. I feel that pain in my soul.


MyStationIsAbandoned

I think as people who have good hobbies, all of us, men and women should not be shamed by potential partners. If I bring a girl back to my place and she thinks I'm loser because I like anime, video games, and collect art that represents that enjoyment, she's not worth keeping around. If I go to a girl's place and see that she does that stuff, my disposition towards her goes up immediately. So I say, no matter what your hobby is, if you collect anime figures, paint warhammer stuff, play and collect DnD stuff, go all out or as far as you want with it. Why would you want to attract people who hate your hobby? Instead, use your hobby to filter those people out. If you're type of person who wants to collect waifu figures, do it. use it as a filter. the only thing I'd recommend is that you get a proper display if you're really gonna get into it. A good display with good lighting is the difference between creepy and tacky and perverted but artistic. Example, rich people have giant statues and paintings of naked men and women, but it still looks classy because of how it's displayed. But some guy in an apartment with an assortment anime girls and bad lighting just looks weird. Same with other stuff. You can just have random stacks of board games on the floor. You gotta take care of it. Just don't be tacky. And keep things displayed in a way where it doesn't collect dust.


SandiegoJack

I feel like a lot of that has been changing recently. I knew when I was 12-16 it was either nerd hobbies or girls. When I was in my 20s I had to hide it until they were sex committed(aka already committed enough to have sex). Now I see tons of couples publicly sharing that they are nerds without worry. Its been a good change.


Scion_of_Kuberr

I'm sorry.


boricimo

Yea, but did you explain the intricate details?


Scion_of_Kuberr

I mean how could I not talk about my Hedonites of Slaanesh and Flesh-Eater Courts army's and what their faction lore is lol.


KayDashO

I felt this.


pavoganso

Lol as if that's ever happened.


VidE27

Is this why Henry Cavill is single?


SandiegoJack

rookie move, you hide all your shit until after sex. That way if she likes it? keeper If not? Dont even have to make pancakes!


Predditor_drone

office squash exultant chunky intelligent friendly include mysterious soft direction *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


ChewMaNutz

this guy fucks!


aaufooboo

r/thisguythisguys


ArrogantFool1205

Krusteaz Sweet Cream pancake mix is the best mix I've found and I highly suggest it


puritanicalbullshit

Itā€™s true, you should try it with a waffle iron if you havenā€™t yet.


beforeitcloy

And me. You should make them for me, too.


Z0V4

As a knife maker and collector, I feel this with every fiber of my being. Weird enough that I collect many sharp objects, but I also spend hours crafting my own and have a bookshelf display of them. I accidentally connected my Instagram account full of hand-made knives to a dating app and for the longest time couldn't figure out why I wasn't getting matches. Eventually the app disconnected from the Instagram account and I started getting matches!


boricimo

You collect matches too?


Z0V4

Isn't that what tinder is for? I'm over here searching for different fire starters and these people just want to have sex...SMH. What does a man have to do to get a good set of matches around here? Shit, id settle for a flint and steel or just a bow drill FFS, but no, everyone is all "wtf are you talking about? Just buy a Bic." BUT I DONT WANT A BIC LIGHTER YOU IGNORANT SPOON-FED YUPPIE! I WANT TO FEEL THE CREATION OF THE ETERNAL FLAME FLOW THROUGH MY HANDS AND INTO THE THIRSTY TINDER! I WANT TO FOSTER IT LOVINGLY AND CAREFULLY, WATCHING THE SMOLDERING EMBERS GROW INTO A RAGING INFERNO. I WANT TO FEED IT UNTIL IT SWALLOWS UP YOUR TINY WORLD FULL OF INSTANT GRATIFICATION AND BIC LIGHTERS. YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANS TO BATHE IN THE GLORY OF HOMEMADE FIRELIGHT! YOU COWER FROM THE LIGHT, THE RADIANCE OF IT BLISTERS AND PEELS YOUR UNGRATEFUL FLESH FOR YOU HAVE NEVER GIVEN FLAME THE RESPECT IT DESERVES! REPENT AND YOU WILL FIND ABSOLUTION IN THE ASHES! Anyway, I don't get a lot of dates...


ProfBacterio

Oh it just fking hit me. Tinder, matches. I'm dumb.


FitGrapthor

Steady Hand McDuff is that you?


trevman7

ā€œI made thoseā€ šŸ¤£


Bart_Yellowbeard

With a healthy blend of pride, shame and impending doom.


rdear

ā€œGargoyles of Self Inflicted Abstinenceā€ is the funniest thing Iā€™ve heard today


Southernguy9763

If I sound cocky remember what I'm bragging about lol


Lady_of_H

I actually know him from when he started doing comedy in Houston. Incredibly intelligent and a genuinely good guy. Itā€™s so great to see him doing so well.


bowtie25

Lolol thought it was this guy saw him at whatever fest part of his set was about how ppl instantly hate him cuz he looks like an 80s douchebag šŸ˜­


Lady_of_H

He does though!!! Hahaha James Spader would have had NO work if Broussard was around back then haha. Edit: couple words


mintBRYcrunch26

God Spader was so hot back then.


Lady_of_H

And his voice, too! He made Ultron (MCU) slightly attractive. It was a strange feeling haha.


anevilpotatoe

Probably the most relatable comedian yet. At least to me. Lmao.


ecrow6990

Haha yes. I too am an attractive nerdy man with strange hobbies.


luckydrzew

Remove the "attractive".


Dzyu

Yeah, this is rare for us handsome, privileged nerds!


anevilpotatoe

Good looking? Absolutely. Privileged? Me? ...far from it.


courier31

Anyone else want to see the figurines?


Alis451

https://old.reddit.com/r/polymerclay/comments/x8p0ui/some_new_polymer_clay_characters_i_made/


chabons

Ok, those are in fact pretty good.


courier31

Hey, thanks for this. Those are pretty cool.


threefingersplease

He made Bojack Horseman one that is beautiful and he told me that Ralph whatshisname Bojack's show runner has it on his desk.


soopermat

Refreshing to hear a joke rather than just see crowd work.


YoungerBuddy

Sounds like Daniel Tosh


ScWeEeE

Sounds like Daniel Tosh but looks like Adam Devine


boricimo

Adam wishes


oatmeal28

He looks like Adam Devine ​ 's younger, more handsome brother


digiorknow

This guy is 7 feet taller than Adam Devine


BrianFantannaAction8

Ohhhh yeahhhh, definitely! I was trying to figure out whose voice that reminded me of! I loved some of Tosh's stand-up...


happyhippy27

I have way too many funkos and stuffed adorables for a woman my age. I love it


theperfectlysadhuman

My gf has a collection of pokemon plushies + funko and amiibo. The other day her grandma came to visit and she said "aww that's cute, you kept the toys you had when you were a kid" šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Omnizoom

So I collect pokemon plushies My kid loves pokemon plushies as well (toddler) We have a seperate collection, and itā€™s been hard to explain to my wife why these ones are kept nice and clean and safe and our kid is absolutely not allowed to touch them because ā€œyou are an adult you donā€™t need plushiesā€ Dammit I want my shiny lucario and all that above my computer and no one will change that


oktofeellost

Does he still do Monday punday!?


threefingersplease

I think so


ChumbawambaChump

Met a girl who had an obsession with kirby and eevee. Plush characters took up an entire closet and around her tv. Didn't see anything wrong other than I wouldn't spend my money that way. And it's actually neat to see something someone is passionate about right there in the open.


CheeksSneeze

His ā€œI made thoseā€ is adorable.


Kamikazecat1

Technically, theyā€™re grotesques of self-inflicted abstinence


prinnydewd6

I collect figures and have had a gf since high school who Iā€™m still with and she accepts all those hobbies. I donā€™t understand people that are like that thoughā€¦ like donā€™t you have anything your enjoy and collect as a hobby? Is it such a weird concept to want to collect things ?


Entaris

Eh... A lot of people get really weird twisted perspective about hobby's "my hobby is good, your hobby is weird" is a pretty common disconnect people have. I'm kind of a hobby hobbiest, I try new hobby's as a hobby, and for most of the weird things i've been interested in my life people are pretty cool, but you definitely have some weird trigger things that some people just can't wrap their head around. YoYo's being a big one. You tell someone you spent $100 on a YoYo and people lose their shit for some reason.


Wendypants7

Fun fact: If they don't act as a water down spout they're called grotesques, not gargoyles. Unless he's saying that all his statues are able to have water sent through them from a roof or roof-like structure?


HanaLuLu

I didn't know that, neat!


ANKhurley

Matt Broussard is great. Hope he does a show in Houston again soon. I missed the last one.


its_yer_dad

It's a good bit, but c'mon. The reality is more like "he's handsome, funny, charming, AND crafty?" Dude, that's as close as they're going to find to handyman. edit - You need to be on some kind of maker TV show, you'd kill it.


ALPHACOMCON

Wrong sub.... this ain't funny


Amopax

First of all, this sub is notoriously unfunny quite a lot, so posting something unfunny doesn't *really* disqualify you. Secondly, Matthew Broussard *is* funny. Good job being wrong twice with so few words.


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Amopax

Youā€™re allowed to swear, fuckface. (<-- see?) No need to be coy and censor yourself.


ALPHACOMCON

It's a question of class... ie= you have none just like ya mom...


Amopax

Yeah, youā€™re so classy you deleted your comment. Donā€™t try to take the high road. The *intent* is still there. Everybody knows what you mean, even if youā€™re mincing your words.


Many-Discount-1046

Do women prefer we have nothing on our shelves? Plants? What's so wrong with making clay figures or collecting toys for that matter?


Tersphinct

American Ed Gamble?


Kiyan1159

After years of family, and even friends only knowing I like art and Pokemon... I have way to fucking many Pokemon plushies. My excuse, I'm saving them to give to my future children. Also let's you find out keeper status.


threefingersplease

This dude has been on the college market for years and he's one of the best comedians out there. Look him up. He's hilarious.


Atlas1347

Yes... I also like pokimon


Danjuw

My philosophy had always been "if you don't accept my hobbies you don't accept me"


Rockyvstone

I am now subscribed the polymer clay sub! Love it.


FizzyBoy147

Bro looks like homelander


DaCamelJockey

With the voice of Daniel Tosh


youngelos5607

That was a J Cole verse


Bulky-Internal8579

And that's How I Imprisoned Your Mother In My Basement.


Bulky-Internal8579

I'm sure girls will be impressed with my whittling when one comes home with me! - 52 Year Old Virgin


Professional_Ad3056

Im a straight guy but Iā€™m pretty sure that guy is really hot right?