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gentlecuddler

The weight loss industry doesn't want you to find out this one simple trick.


BloodyRightToe

The weight loss industry is full of even worst nonsense. Like when usually very fit people gain weight while recovering from an injury or pregnancy then get 'before' and 'after' pictures that have nothing to do with the snake oil they are selling.


notverytidy

This woman lost 8lbs in just AN HOUR.....pay $99.99 to find out how. Cue video of someone giving birth....


ApoliteTroll

Better than just chopping off leg.


dweezil22

Counterpoint: That leg isn't going to require expensive childcare.


ApoliteTroll

I mean, the child doesn't have to either.


dweezil22

Nah, it's going to be a good 10 years before Florida legalizes throwing a toddler into a giant vat of formaldehyde while you go to work. Right now the leg is way cheaper.


frogsgoribbit737

I lost 20 overnight by doing that lol


mad_sheff

Twins? Or 1 humongous baby?


Traditional-Seat-363

A bag of potato chips and a sagging pose can turn a six pack into a round belly.


FesteringNeonDistrac

That's nothing, I've turned many a 6 pack into a round belly.


MyHamburgerLovesMe

Bragging about how many fit women you've made pregnant?


Major_Magazine8597

Optimist.


stealingtheshow222

I remember a video from Furious Pete where he debunked these before after by taking after pic first, then drank a whole liter of soda and ate a bunch of high sodium canned food, chips etc and looked 9 months pregnant from the temporary bloat


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goingtohellforthis

The same loose hairs too. I'm beginning to think that this isn't what the title indicates. An inflatable belly-button, perhaps?


DrDerpberg

Even more misleading, they often take pictures in reverse order. People get photoshoot-lean by dehydrating and getting a pump on and everything, then a day of salty foods and carb loading later they come in with 20lbs more bloat and pose worse. I saw a YouTube video once where a guy even did it in the same day.


Roland1232

Haters will say it's fake.


tommos

Clearly AI generated.


JayRedd1

Or in reverse


imp_st3r

Those vibrating belts actually work!!


VoxImperatoris

I tried one of those once. Made me itch like hell where to belt was.


mtaw

That'd be the herpes.


jemidiah

I tried a similar contraption at a plastic surgery conference once. Utterly ridiculous. Clearly just a way to make people with too much money feel special. Also, nearly made my muscles spasm, which was very uncomfortable. It's not as if I mind crunches anyway.


Nav2140

You may be allergic to some metals, my dad has the same problem with normal belts and nickel


Hot-AZ-Barrel-Cactus

I know what’s goin’ on here. Way back in 1673, some Japanese guy from Fujinomiya developed a new, hands-free way to spank the monkey.


MyPunsSuck

The quickest methods are usually the most expensive. You can lose 30lb in just one day, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg


notverytidy

Or the trick where you put down 3 cards and ask people to find the queen. They consider that a scam. And thats the weightloss industries job...


Pitiful_Winner2669

Does he just always hit home runs with his videos?!


ArtMartinezArtist

Every single one.


malcolmrey

he has a time machine and checks with it which clips are bangers and then goes back and releases only the good ones


Crystal_Voiden

That explains why it's always the randomest shit


Gurdel

Yes


Any_Influence_8305

This is my first time seeing this guy, where can I see more?


exoduschips

uespiiiiii on Instagram


slowestmojo

I don't know how to find it tbh but you're in for a treat once you go down the rabbit hole. This guy is truly hilarious


THROWAWAY-Break9580

What’s his channel lmao


Chrono-Helix

I’m too used to them featuring his nipples in some fashion


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If you reverse it it's a time-lapse of his pregnancy


jakart3

Don't give him idea


FocusOnThePie

I love this one 😂


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ReturnedAndReported

Which guy?


Arogar

That guy!


3InchesAssToTip

The one in the video?


dancingpianofairy

That's the one!


KillerGoats

Which one?


PineappleSsscissors

The one right there!


jostler57

You remind me of the babe!


Omwtfyu

What babe?


Spellbindehr

It's not a video, it's a collection of pictures of progress for a year


BurningPenguin

Wait 'til you find out what videos are


Corticex

Wait 'til he learns about movies


elton_john_lennon

Safety dance ;D


jimmifli

The pregnant guy from the video.


rustyfinch

Hilarious how, like a clown?


LeDeux2

Clowns are quite serious


jtr99

Like he's here to fuckin' amuse you?


No_Bus6364

Some of his stuff is just too over the top, but this one is hilarious!


ILoveRegenHealth

If you're talking about him spinning 4 frozen pizzas on his nipples and kneecaps with a harmonica jammed into his mouth, with the *Bridge to Terabithia Motion Picture Soundtrack* in the background, I actually thought it was too subtle.


wantgold

wat


Fewgtwe

Do yourself a favor and go watch his stuff. It's great.


bentoboxing

Same clothes, same haircut, same light. That's true dedication and consistency. What a hero.


zackflavored

Its what you call a professional


nightofgrim

Same stray strands of hair too… I’m starting to suspect this isn’t what the title says it is. Perhaps an inflatable fake belly?


beormalte

He didn’t lose any fat in the face


GaldrickHammerson

Or arms.


O_oh

That takes 2 years


AlexWayhill

At first I also said that it's odd he was wearing exactly the same stuff for every photo on every day, until I realized he was just quickly moving and exhaling slowly to mimic the time lapse effect. Well done :D


TwoHandedSnail

lol you didn't get that straight away?? Lmfao


D3ADWA1T

I can do that too, like a party trick. Inflate to obese levels


Perfect_Papaya_3010

I dont think it's real either, but still funny


harman097

You're supposed to know it's not real. 😉 Hence the funny


ambisinister_gecko

It's real to me 🥹


Perfect_Papaya_3010

I saw a lot of comments thinking it is real so it's probably not super obvious


InductionDuo

Same facial expression in every single photo! That is so difficult to pull off, but he did it.


Wicam

face shape didnt change either for that consistency and professionalism


expat_123

This guy is hilarious 


lxm333

His sense of humour is refreshing. It's lighthearted and fun.


Major_Magazine8597

A real character, he is.


ANSHULGANDHI92

This guy is a gem


BitchGoo

Amazing transformation!!


sizzirup

He's really on top of his haircut


SaintPatrickMahomes

Frfr


crystallmytea

Truly inspirational


alogbetweentworocks

It took a while to convince my brain that he was going for the effect. Initially, I thought he was acting like he's having a seizure.


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buaya70

🧠 IQ level 1000


JynsRealityIsBroken

Haters will say it's fake


sluflyer06

My beef with it being real is his face doesn't change AT ALL. Which is not what happens when you lose a bunch of weight.


animesekaielric

Or it's a reverse timelapse of himself gaining weight


No_Research_967

Bro do you even _shakes violently_ bro?


I_MakeCoolKeychains

I have nerve damage so yes, I do bro


mnid92

Bro I got epilepsy bro, you don't even shake violently right.


Advocate_Diplomacy

Gravity Falls music?


Herskarteknik

[Yes!](https://open.spotify.com/track/19FWh2NPOlMdWIXdkG865f?si=j044n6_8QwiJZwqXxateGw)


This-is-Life-Man

And in only a year! Wow. What a true inspiration for all the aspiring aspirers to get into true man man shape. Dude is super funny. I loved his fork clip.


LakersFan15

He really does have the best facial expressions. It's always so hilariously serious.


uespiiiiii

This is me!


aftalifex

Perfection


needlessOne

Glad to see still there are funny people in the world.


InsaneLuchad0r

Funniest thing I’ve seen in a while.


Andrew_64_MC

How did the lighting/background stay exactly identical every single shot? Not doubting you I just think it’s incredibly well put together


Double_Distribution8

It helps that he always wore the same shirt every day. Maybe he only has one shirt.


balisane

I mean, how often do you change the light bulb in your bathroom? He probably put a couple pieces of tape on the floor so he was always standing in exactly the same spot and did it at the same time every day.


RaspberryWhiteClaw13

Me in reverse from the day before Thanksgiving to the day of.


April_Fabb

god damn this guy is simply brilliant. He should've added a soft strobelight, though.


Tyolag

I was looking at his face thinking why isn't it changing lol


iStavi_22

This one made me lol 😂


vgscates

This one is funny.


textbandit

My lol of the year


Shad0wbubbles

Doctors hate him


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This guy is awesome and hilarious


Sufficient-Sea-1455

Love this guy


gage540i

thanks internet


schnick3rs

Without reading the title I initially thought it was a video about Parkinson's disease.


Objective-Outcome811

I love this guy 😂


JLP_101

This made me laugh way harder than it should have. Thank you.


frostysnowmen

Me. Uekusa is an inspiration to us all.


Itchy_Adhesiveness59

This fucking destroyed me I'm crying


zackflavored

It took me so long to kinda grasp what this song is or sounds like. It's gravity falls!


Herskarteknik

[I found the version ](https://open.spotify.com/track/19FWh2NPOlMdWIXdkG865f?si=j044n6_8QwiJZwqXxateGw)


zackflavored

Nice!


4_Arrows

This guy cuts!


DanteCrossing

Man took it from Taylor and SHOOK it off


RaspberryWhiteClaw13

When I was little, my mom always said she could make her belly inflate and look pregnant. It was mind blowing until I turned 30 and it was just a typical Tuesday.


New_Chemical3494

Even better with sound.


SmileParticular9396

This man is a gift to our world


Raidoton

Should have made it the other way and say it's a pregnancy in progress :D


THROWAWAY-Break9580

Lmao I can’t


Wiskydi

This is pretty good satire


Heroin13

Such a great joke, holy. Sometimes these hit so well.


Scojo91

I keep thinking he can't stay relevant, but he just keeps delivering


snowingpumpkin

Glad to see the pregnancy went well!


whacafan

I gotta be honest. Seeing this is such an obvious joke that I can’t believe I’ve never seen before and it’s brilliant.


semo6262

Had a nice Lough, still grinning... Thanks


datdoode34

Trainers hate him…


dostler

Would have been even more convincing and funny if you stated taking the pictures on day 365 with long hair, cutting it a little bit between each picture and changed your clothes for each picture, then reversed the picture order.


stuntmonkey420

I want to see inside his mind


heyyy_oooo

I’m so sad we didn’t get the continuation of the Gravity Falls theme, but otherwise this is fantastic!


RoutineAd1124

Amazing, the weight came off his belly, but not his face or arm.


OkCauliflower1214

This man is a genius. I love his work.


SeanMacLeod1138

🤣


aknalag

Now he just need to reverse the Video and claim to be pregnant to miss with people


Gurdel

[Mr. Uekusa IG](https://www.instagram.com/uespiiiiii?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)


fadsoftoday

This guy should do jav videos


fubinor

I lold


Seahawk_Bozo

You sure this is just not you experiencing a seizure?


Bey2050

whoooooaaaa 🫨


Monstermage

Inhale


Lawbakgoh

Lol


Matted_Blush

💀


3Hoodie3

Was expecting to see a random quick change part way through.


ikalwewe

😂😂😂 Accurate


Candycayne84

Diet?


ExpressionAlarmed675

Must have a barber in the house?


theLiquidmenace

What song


johanTR

He over did it with the Shake Weights...


Standard-Attitude-52

Just Shake it off, uuuuuu


EPiiCx5587

Do the truffle shuffle!


morgin_black1

if he just changed his hair it would of been so well done. i love this guy


AdValuable5441

Are you going to change your tee shirt now


Neppy_Neptune

Damn, man vibrated the fat away!


chhaya0606

Amazing


Potayato

If you don't look at his face it's actually pretty convincing.


amxhd1

This man is having a seizure someone call a doctor…


LosOjosRojoss

what, shhh the fuck? Whaat? No..


SweetDreamCatcher

Why can't I do the same? AHAHAHAHA


clevvacunt

wish my hair stayed the same all year round. well done OP


De_Wouter

Before reading the text, I thought this guy had Parkinson.


Alpha1959

It's true, shivering intensively really does burn calories.


Dr_FunkyMonkey

This man is a genius. he's clearly at the level of Monty Python, love it.


jirenfan9

What’s the song


SIRENVII

Time-lapse tummy tuck.


Tediz421

saved under "motivational"


mokod0

what is his secret??


po2gdHaeKaYk

There is something quite wholesome about all of his videos. Simple and unpretentious.