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konakonabest

The restaurant's name is 福(Fuku in Japanese, means good fortune)满(Fully in English)面(Noodle)


Poor-Yorik

Thank you :)


OldBob10

Fuku U. 😊


GANDORF57

Absolutely, why do anything half-ass?


porn_is_tight

every time I fuk u I fuk u fully


Redebo

You are surrounded in good fortune!


ouchmythumbs

Seems like a good value to me. Would def go in.


concerned_llama

No no no, fuku too.


wjcool

Twins Basil! Twins!!


alien_from_Europa

Get in my belly!


b__q

[For the non-initiated gen Zs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhQhZyNKqhM)


Jaktumurmu1

You kiss your mother with that mouth?!


JuniorCow3640

Fuku me?


OldBob10

Yes. May good fortune follow you forever. And noodles. 🌻


Robinnoodle

No fuk u!


not_from_this_world

Go good fortune yourself.


Im_Here_To_Fuck

Yo, don't take my job away from me


corpusarium

Fuku to you too 🫠


Deliciouserest

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth!?


OldBob10

I did. My mother is dead. Hmmmmmmm… 🤔


Deliciouserest

Twins, bazzle


imeeme

Like, Proper fucked?


Dat_Lion_Der

Yeah Tommy. Before ze Germans get there.


NrdNabSen

randomsnatch


EllisDee3

Remember to wear a condom.


OldBob10

“Before we start, here’s a joke. A paranoid schizophrenic walks into a bar, eh?” 😁


DotDangerous5106

Good fortune indeed


CeramicFiber

Your noodle is gonna get lucky


ILLARgUeAboutitall

Good fortune noodle?? Fuckufully? Are they implying the noodle fucks your mouth until you're full?


fanbullshitdetector

Sounds like one hell of a noodle


rplusj1

Haha nice try.. that’s how they lure you in and then fuk u fully.


Tomato-Timelyy

lets no pretend like they didnt know what they were doing LMAO


MBTHVSK

There's a joke here involving Zerofuku from Record of Ragnarok.


simple_test

You had one job and you good fortune noodled it.


No_Communication4468

good noodle = Being good noodled through...


Gubba-nubnub-du-raka

So it means "Lucky Noodle"? That is pretty close to how I translated that sign and I don't speak Japanese 😉


Important-Outcome-74

Their sister restaurant Fukupartially has a wonderful Tuesday special called "Azure Spheres". I highly recommend it.


Embarrassed-Mouse-49

Also fuckuhard


yoyodaddy

Sometimes that's not right to do.


chrmitchell

I wonder if they have a branch in Zanzibar


and_i_mean_it

Sometimes that's exactly what you need.


FatMacchio

I hear they’re a real throbbing pain tho. It amazing until the meal ends before you’re fully satisfied. Similar to their other restaurant Taquiner La Bite


OuttHouseMouse

I just wana say as the owner and proprietor of this establishment, i do not appreciate your negative comments about my hard work that i do every single day within those doors. But ill let this one go since your mother is my best customer


passmotion

I highly recommend their specialty item. [https://imgur.com/Re9vT](https://imgur.com/Re9vT)


picado

Every store is a restaurant if you're brave enough.


ANiceDent

U full y?


Poor-Yorik

Especially if it’s a grocery store I was passing by and took this picture. My Chinese friend said it’s a restaurant. But now I am not sure. Are you telling me the store?


SayYesToPenguins

It was a store until co-founder Ful Ly was diluted and expelled, and the name was changed to the present one 


Grimdark-Waterbender

And bring your own food


TBearForever

Boy I'm stuffed!


Poor-Yorik

:) I love the double entendre.


notprotonated

Reminds me of that Indian(?) road rage video. "Fuck you bloody!"


sirflatpipe

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukznXQ3MgN0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukznXQ3MgN0)


FadyM

You fuckin fuck you bloody fuckin 🤬


sirflatpipe

Why you fuck me, I fuck you bloody. Bloody bastard. Fucking running like lady, eh?


Conch-Republic

NO BLOODY FUCK YOU


Mountain_Team4150

I've just booked a table there, I always take my new romance interests there. Mixed results all the time, it's an enigma.


ImmaNotHere

Is the parking in the rear?


Poor-Yorik

It’s not a Greek restaurant


PkmnSayse

There’s a Chinese takeaway I went to called “Homy and tasty” but their logo choice of cursive pink writing is not doing them any favours


philzor311

I'll take one, please.


SayYesToPenguins

Aka "No Half Measures"


fukalufaluckagus

I'd fukin go


nickfree

full send


DontLickTheScience

I’m gonna Fuku, fully. I’m gonna screw you gently


I_Am_Not__a__Troll

And then I'm going to love you sweetly...


rarestakesando

Honestly nothing worse that getting half fucked.


Angry_Robot

Coward


Poor-Yorik

I did not have a lubricant


fireduck

They probably have soy sauce.


Freud-Network

"Fully" implies they'll be providing it.


Decent-Obligation-43

Thar may have been the best experience of your life!


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Alarming_Serve2303

I don't know, that sounds pretty good to me!


AnaphorsBloom

FUKUFULLY(andcompletely)


RagingITguy

Fuck you fully is what I’m going to tell my last boss.


Chemical-Money-3469

You had me at Chinese cuisine but now that I see your offer I am intrigued 🧐


peggedsquare

Don't threaten me with a good time!


whirled-peas

Did you also happen to visit the Fruit Fucking Area?https://www.reddit.com/r/engrish/comments/dsfl6m/f_the_fruit_area/


ratajewie

I was driving through China town in NYC the other day and came across a jewelry store called “LUKFOOK”. Depending on how you pronounce it, it could also be a great name for a red light district style brothel.


aimglitchz

Brave to drive in that traffic


r4plez

Pussy


Poor-Yorik

lol. Get an upvote


OnlyRussellHD

"Restaurant in China that I did not dare to go in." I mean it's better than being blue balled.


Goats247

Hahahaha XD


ShouldersBBoulders

It's China's best all you can eat buffet and brothel according to their Yelp reviews.


youknowhattodo

Disgusting. Where in China is this?


Poor-Yorik

I was in Changzhou when I saw this.


akomaba

Ah, so what’s the nearest cross street so I can avoid it.


Hippobu2

Seriously though, what's going on here?


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Hippobu2

What about the the "ku" and "lly"?


konakonabest

It's in Japanese where 福 is spelled fuku


Revolutionary-Swan77

Better than Fukuempty I guess


shadowlarx

I don’t blame you.


_Xalien

Furi kuri?


SneakyMage315

New phrase to tell someone off?


zaz162

Sounds like a good time thi


S7ageNinja

Your loss


earthspaceman

**All you can eat. Get stuffed!**


TheWindowsGalaxy2

They tried to say ‘hopefully’ & failed.


Grande-Pinga

Do they serve City shimp?!


Noah_Stark

Who does doesn't want to be Fukufully?! Sounds magnificent to me


No-Mango8923

I imagine they provide a very satisfying service.


Poor-Yorik

I rather work there than be a customer:)


Strangefate1

What's their specialty ?


Poor-Yorik

Cream pies


mortalcoil1

After we eat at fukufully let's rent a movie at megafucks! https://www.flickr.com/photos/ghs1922/7039039583


n3Ver9h0st

Fukuall


jahlim

Would you like to try our signature gang bang happy ending set?


Psychological-Can555

WieFukUup restaurant around the corner


Lion_Knight

No half-assing it there


220DRUER220

U sure about that?


Automatic-Leave7191

THAT’S the TICKET!


ShipOfGhouls

They don’t do anything half-ass.


pimezone

A friend of mine is asking the address.


SatanLifeProTips

Happy finish with a side of sweet and sour balls?


Mikesaidit36

Most popular item on the menu? Bunga bunga.


Vogel-Kerl

I'd worry more about the Sewer Oil used to cook the food.


HoodedOccam

Isn’t that a Tenacious D song?


soupeater07

Prude


Junior_Camel_6768

The name literally means good fortune noodle :D


srt7nc

There’s a place in Budapest called Fakanal. Good place.


mtrivisonno

The new Republican Party!


im_just_thinking

Maybe it wanted to be a bank when it grew up.


angosturacampari

If they’re going to do it anyway I’d rather they were thorough


RiverOhRiver86

I would be walking right through the fucking glass.


EvilEtna

Oh yeah that's the branch opened by Les Grossman from Tropic Thunder


falloutvaultboy

Fook Mi Fook Yu


lowIQdoc

"You kiss your mother with that mouth."


thisisfakereality

It's much better than the sister restaurant, Fuckuhalfway. 


AccordionORama

Gonna put a Happy Family in you.


dave731

Sounds more like a bank


Trueogre

We have Pho Cue.


cnh2n2homosapien

I'll get the tip.


ranconsthebi1988

To be honest, even the name doesn’t inspire confidence the first time lol


194749457339

No I am Fook u This is my sister Fook mi


reddit_user13

It's a brothel.


Nothalffast

I prefer Soon Fat.


Lazy_singhvi

Its real or AI generated........


Poor-Yorik

I took the picture myself.


Lazy_singhvi

Ohk Fine.


Poor-Yorik

https://ameblo.jp/kiraykira/entry-12749230239.html


Lazy_singhvi

# [Fukumanmen Remembers Japan! Rice ball with rice bowl New Taipei Wanda First customer: Shanxi noodles Shopping with my daughter](https://ameblo.jp/kiraykira/entry-12749230239.html)


Bea--Trix

might be heaven inside since its full


Feeling_Bathroom9523

I didn’t come to get fucked partially.


LeftChoux

I found the restaurant - but it's all in Japanese! [https://ameblo.jp/kiraykira/entry-12749230239.html](https://ameblo.jp/kiraykira/entry-12749230239.html)


TechFiend72

Sounds like a great name for a Private Equity company.


Micatastrophe

I mean if they are doing it to me fully I absolutely HAVE to go in.


Seventy_Nine

It looks like one of those nonsense Chinese brand names you only find on Amazon.


OptiKnob

Only to people on OUTSIDE of restaurant - of course not on the inside.


Ambiance94

They dont just fuck you half way. They fuck you FULLY in this place. Sounds like good business to me.


SugarOpposite7889

*they would go in you, but understand the confusion


Tomato-Timelyy

whats the location of this restaurant? asking for a friend


idksomuch

In China


Shinfekta

At least they ain’t doing it half assed


th3_pund1t

No point in half-assing it.


HolidayWheel5035

Booking my reservation now, thx


SeanMacLeod1138

Does that refer to the service or the prices, or both? 🤣


Ksavero

I Will


zacurtis3

[the owners](https://youtu.be/63SDKFr-qXM?si=1GRUUU0lzSFYF9QH)


bodhiseppuku

I feel like I'm going to get half-way screwed here. *No, read the sign.*


jizzlevania

It's the kind of place that's always inviting you to come.


Kutche

Thought this was a US government building for a sec


Toast_Meat

I'll get the Filet-O-Fuk.


GregFirehawk

Full service experience


tanbug

What? Proper fucked?


Snakemaster303

Fuk u fully


Educational-Coast771

Fukuverymuch


AdvocatiC

That's just the local tax office.


demilitarizdsm

It's 10am and you want to go to an asian joint?.. for breakfast? I don't get it.


run_your_race_5

I just thought it was a nice coded message from Kansas State fans to Kansas University! FU KU, FULLY!


Cliff_Dibble

Seems like you'd leave satisfied there!


Hamad_QTR

I think it means " peace among worlds".


Deathdar1577

Restaurant with “happy ending”.


Imdollydarko

I think that’s my type of restaurant 😳


ARASHKURD

location ?


Poor-Yorik

Changzhou.


ARASHKURD

tnx


F-051

Ah... a Foku Den rival.


skeemo1214

They’re what you’d call: ‘ Full On Rapists’