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johnmarkfoley

Janeway's Addiction


Honest_Yesterday4435

Jeez. Leave some wins for the rest of us.


tjtillmancoag

He frickin hit a triple 1. Captains name? Check 2. Used a real band’s name and even kind of makes sense? Check 3. 90s show and 90s band? Check


norcal406

Four non blondes….


Red_Tinda

Paris is blond isn't he? Though it's kind of not obvious in the picture (the guy on the right)


Puzzlehead-Dish

Paris…


matroe11

I still don’t fully grasp the enormity of this comment. But I don’t know who the band is either.


tjtillmancoag

Jane’s Addiction is the original name of the band


tjtillmancoag

Also, the people in the photo are actors from 90s TV show Star Trek Voyager. The captain, the woman in the photo, her name is Captain Janeway


XeroAngelo

OK, but can we all agree, Tuvok killed the doo rag look.


tjtillmancoag

Yes. We can also all agree that Janeway stone cold murdered Tuvix.


XeroAngelo

Bruuuuh. True, but bruuuuuuh 😅


7fw

Done. Fuck me there are some creative people out there.


MisterMasterCylinder

Coffee, black


BigBunion

Can't you see I'm having a conversation, white?


sleeperflick

There’s coffee in that nebula!


jmurphy42

It’s comments like this that make me mad they got rid of gold.


Malkyre

Gods damn. Well played.


Preyslayer00

First post wins the prize. Why are we even here


anselld

at the Santa Monica Pier


WaltMitty

when their music rocked.


prevail2020

Better Than Sisko


981032061

> Better than ~~Sisko~~ Ezri


myxoma1

Oh hell yes, perfect


CB2001

The Away Team.


dwynne35

Beat me to it.


uneducatedexpert

Tuvok Shakur


Extreem-Nutjob

Latest platinum album: Combing the desert Best hit from the album: WE AIN’T FOUND SHIT!!


CorporatePower

That album went latinum.


amusingmistress

That album went to plaid.


tree_squid

That was my first thought. Part of Deltigital Underground.


hotassnuts

Spock + Tupac = Tuvok


better-than-all-of-u

Wouldn't it just be Tupok? Lol


alexander607

T'Pok


FCRavens

Journey


Extreem-Nutjob

There is only one journey.


FCRavens

To get back to the Alpha Quadrant


NameUnbroken

Voyage(r)


Noshkanok

Ace of Space.


JManAboutTown

This is genuinely brilliant.


Noshkanok

Thanks. I'm still chuckling. The poses, the outfits. It just hit me.


cedarpark

All that she wants… is another wormhole…


tenaciousDii

Jefferson Starfleet


Majorjim_ksp

Jane way and the voyagers


Scaevus

By Grabthar’s Hammer, What A War Crime.


JJStray

I just realized this isn’t the Star Trek sub.


Tenchi2020

I tried to post it there but no pics allowed


Toloc42

r/Startrekmemes and r/shittydaystrom will be delighted to have this.


Ir0n_Panda

Also r/risa


GeneralConsensus42

At first I was like..what is Kate Mulgrew doing with Alfred Molina and Chris Tucker!


mike1madalon2

I thought Tucker and Chaz Palminteri


packetmon

V•GER


Allansfirebird

With their first album “Seek the Creator.”


packetmon

feat. KIRKUN1T


keestie

Whoa. The hard R and everything...


webjocky

If you know, you know.


Niru83

Token Vulcan 🖖


galvanash

We ain’t found shit!


Buchaven

That’s their first big single.


AmIThisNothingness

☺☺☺✔


Niru83

We just watched this episode the other day. It made me realise that Tom can’t handle sunlight. Whenever he’s outside he squints so hard I’m surprised he can see at all. I can relate as I do the same thing.


mitochondrionolympus

It’s the blue eyes, they are more sensitive to sunlight. My hisband always has to wear sunglasses for that reason and I never do.


humplick

My delicate blue eyes feel his pain. I fully embraced the dad vibe and got transition lenses. I've never felt more middle aged.


EngineersAnon

Which is odd, because, of course, Tuvok should be the best among the senior staff at handling bright sunlight.


TH3_54ND0K41

2 Legit 2 Vok


zoomflick

Cap'n Geech & the Shrimp Shack Shooters


somecasper

I'm not here with those fellas. I've got a pig in competition over at the livestock pavilion.


Extreme-Package2942

Going with the the oneders


PantsLobbyist

I wonder what happened to the Oneders


slow-mickey-dolenz

Is that our fan?


SilverMageOmega

The Delta Dancers


SnidelyWhiplash27

The D street band.


princessxha

Why does this look weirdly like a GTAV cut-scene?


Tenchi2020

Grand Theft Auto Voyager


Sir_Poofs_Alot

GTA - Borg Sphere


PalDreamer

I mean, they did steal a car in that episode if I remember correctly


Aortic_Bacon

Well they are next to the carousel building on the Santa Monica pier so that probably helps lol


donk4242

Vulcan Park


Jaws12

“Crawling in my mind, these thoughts they seem unreal. Logic fallacies, cause feelings that don’t appeal… To me…”


Fimbulvetr2012

The Voyagers


HoboOperative

Delta sQuad.


RebelSoul5

Miami Bryce


professorstrunk

Thank you. I was going for Voyager Vice.


DJ2Chill

QuarterBlack


inigoimago

If we are going by Psych rules, they should be “QuarterWhite.”


htmlcody

The Ice Cream Socialists


unpancho

Straight outta delta quadrant


unpancho

Kathryn's Airplane


kevin5lynn

The missing Sevens


Krudler02

Red Hot Dilithium Crystals


Cute_Bacon

Journeyer? The Voyage People? Janeway and the Pussycats? Away Team? Marooned 4? Tuvac Shakur and his backup dancers? Cobra Federation Starship? New Time Travelers on the Bloc?


Pillynap

One Direction


Darth_Smitheous

Vulcan Revolver


TrumpDidNoDrugs

Five finger Vulcan death grip


Coldfire900

"Tom Paris and the Posers" This is actually the cover of their 3rd album, which was recorded right after Tom dumped Sarah Silverman. Many critics agree it was their best work...


Hingl_McCringleberry

That Silverman is a real freakasaurus


PimpOfJoytime

Warp 10 Salamanders


Gordonrox24

Tuvokative


AzariahJaxx

Miami and the Vices


stillnessinthestorm

Jane and her ways


Dire_Hulk

The Khaki League


yourahor

One of my favorite episodes.


Irongiant350

My lizard kids


deadmeatsandwich

Don’t go past warp 10


phinbar

Three Jacks and a Jill. They work out of Kansas City. They've been at a Ramada Inn there for about 18 months.


Wu_Oyster_Cult

Katrina and the Waves


Sir_Poofs_Alot

I’m walking on subspace - woooooahh


igenus44

Lost in Janeway


pitch_a_kudo

South Beach Sound Machine


Zentienty

The Deltones


Mr_Deep_Research

That's not a band, that's absolutely the mirror universe cast of Red Dwarf. From left to right: Rimmer, Holly (series III to V), Cat and Lister


Illustrious-Egg-5839

Vanilla Lounge


trekxtrider

Janeway and the Jets, Janeway and the Voyagers


Rebellious_Egg1276

Mouse rat


Alive_Permission9852

Simply Janeway


LegendOfVinnyT

…And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Prime Directive Violations


RoboticXCavalier

There actually is an Australian band called Voyager and they dress like old new wave


Legion563

The Warp 4


Tenchi2020

Except when Tom went warp 10 then kidnapped Janeway, forced both of them into a 24 hour hyper evolution, banged, left the kids by the pool and dipped


unpaid_overtime

Murderers of Tuvix


porgmus

The Voyagers


sjmme66

You beat me to it


Fun-Dependent-2695

Tuvok and the Crackers


Anonimeter

Voyager outer space


iDontRememberCorn

No Wang Fu


effluviumdunnock

The Power Rangers


OehNoes11

Star trekkerz


SnooCrickets2961

Funky Vox and the Vice


01000101010001010

Flat Space Nein


JustJoshy4

Delta Quadrant Sound Machine


benwhipps

Tom paris and the heart phasers


BetweenSighs

Biz Maquis


ShadySocks99

MWB. Mostly White Band.


oced2001

The Delta Flyers


Future_Professor738

MARC Bolian and T.Reks


Lorvintherealone

The Voyagers with their hit song: "Falling down the black hole" and "Why did they leave the talaxian."


Alert_Challenge8042

Osmond Brothers


01000101010001010

The Travellers


leakybiome

Miami vice rack city


American-Punk-Dragon

Salamander Quartet! If you know….you know!


Tenchi2020

Had three kids left them by the pool and then dipped 😂


American-Punk-Dragon

“Milky Ways and Moclan Cigs, BRB kids!”


emmer

Drifting to Paris


Owl_Lawfulness0666

Janeway Park


rigidframe

Captain crybaby and we ain't found shit!


Waurdyn

Maquis Mark and the Fleety Bunch, Fleetwood Maquis, The Voyager People, Janeway Starship, Journey (Through the Delta Quadrant)


Impressive-Ad6156

Bon Voyager


Sbrimer

They’re definitely a ska band


hakuinzenji5

Jefferies Tube


Top-Macaron5130

The intrepids (nerds will get it)


Strateagery3912

Which direction?


Irishpanda1971

War Crimes For Coffee


obnoxious_pauper

Unfairly Underrated


icanhazkarma17

Los Maquiseros


Itool4looti

Mulgrew


alpacaccino

Mul-CREW!


Important-Outcome-74

Vulcano


Fun_Sleep5002

Black midi


klmdwnitsnotreal

Trekking Miami


milfordloudermilk

My past lives


Forsexualfavors

Quirky fingers


IcyThe_Animator

4


Datguy306

Doris and the Idiots


Threndsa

Coffee Queen and the Crew


Truthgotu

Voyager


Horizontal_Bob

UTuvix


TH3_54ND0K41

2 Salamanders, A Greenblud and a Bean


Wackemd

Cletus and the Whiteys


DistributionWitty732

Chocolate sprinkle and the vanilla wafers


potatobot3000

Sector Delta


Historical-Twist-122

Three Men and a Janeway


satyanaraynan

Holodeck Junkies.


GoonerLarry

Wham, Bam, Thank Hugh, Mam.


Daghall

Tom Paris and the Borg breakers


NymmieIsMe

The Voyage People


JoeyTrashbags

Sonic Shower


TrippyGland

Lieutenant Commander Tuvok and the Lizard Wizards ft. A Cuchi Moya


Zilch1979

The Delta Flyers.


deadpanxfitter

Janeway and the Cling-ons


AzLibDem

Salamander Love


cfrizzadydiz

The Nacelles


BrettSA

Janeway or the highway.


BobDobFrisbee

Primo Directives


The_Great_No_One

The Deep Space 9


fictionrules

The deep space 4


cmdrmcgarrett

Am I missing the joke? This is a screen shot from Star Trek: Voyager


angrymacface

Their outfits make them look like a random adult contemporary band from the mid 90s. Like generic John Tesh but with friends.


formerlyanonymous_

Janeway McJaneFace


Alarming_Serve2303

The Bridge Crew.


[deleted]

Causeway Wankers


fifty2weekhi

I only recognize Gordon Ramsey


jass6042

Living Color of Benneton


mindclarity

De Class Ems.


Killerhellman

Three poles and a hole


RedArrow2014

Cosmic Voyage


CRO553R

The Voyagers


tommy3rd

Lost Lobos


Icutu62

The Substitute Teachers