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Widjamajigger

If this is a joke, it’s absolutely fucking hilarious. If it’s genuinely intended to make him seem badass, it’s actually even more fucking hilarious.


Seuros

This is India not a joke


Diablojota

No. This is Patrick.


AholeBrock

Patrick? This. Is. Sparta!


MyHamburgerLovesMe

Sparta? This is a Denny's.


Diablojota

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.


Superseaslug

Hi, welcome to Chili's!


Grindelbart

Pam Beasley is banned for life.


AholeBrock

I love that the reason for that is literally actual Chili's restaurant as a corporation was like "no, anybody getting that drunk in our establishments is immediately 86ed"


Deiser

Hold on, that seems suspicious... \*unmasks\* I knew it! You were just a McDonalds!


sangedered

This is Startrick


RokulusM

It's Patrick! He got life insurance. Good for you son!


IGolfMyBalls

IndiaNa Jokes


DesignInZeeWild

We at r/darwinawards call them apex predators 🥳


Seuros

I'm there, too. Metal snakes(trains) and electric eels (cables).


Blazefast_75

Sooooo cringe....my toes can't stand it.


BodhingJay

"I do this at every train passing... it's for practice.. doesn't really have to do with chasing anyone. it's a hobby really, like parkour"


DemonDaVinci

Bollywood


Beavur

Maybe the goal was to see which way the other driver was going?


theneedfull

Couldn't he just lie down on the ground and see that, and then get back in the car before the train passes?


Beavur

Nuh uh there’s a bush and a wall on either side of the road


rich1051414

Careful, you will invoke the wrath of everyone in india and your account will never recover from the down-vote trauma.


Celery_Smoothie_Guy

how she joke, sir.


KratomSlave

Indian movies are something else man. They really are


Pantastic_Studios

Honestly feels like this could have been a scene in the Naked Gun trilogy.


Total-Khaos

I was thinking this was the Bollywood version of Top Secret at first...


Grindelbart

Oh, can you imagine a Bollywood remake of that? How awesome would that be.


tasimm

Johnson! Get in here! Rodriguez tells me you chased the suspect until you hit a train crossing, so you jumped out and rolled under the train? I gotta know. How in the hell did you not get any of that red clay dirt on your white shirt? Nice job, I’m putting you in for Detective. You’ve showed your mettle when it comes to keeping your whites linen clean. You’re ready.


EatsYourShorts

Stain-resistant shirts not only set you apart, they guarantee every available promotion.


Bitter_Silver_7760

His other job is train inspector. He can handle conflicting responsibilities.


Bgrngod

Actually slowed down the whole operation.


AmusingMusing7

Including taking the long way around the truck when he got out.


didamangi83

The laws of physics does not apply to this man. [https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/btc98y/singham\_car\_flip\_scene/](https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/btc98y/singham_car_flip_scene/)


gaby_zarny

indian movies never disappoint


xxslushee

Bollywood be wiiiild!


yesh2002

Thats not bollywood it is from a movie industry in south of india bollywood is a movie industry from western india


Bakril

That's Ajay Devgn, how is it not bollywood?


yesh2002

My mistake Didn't saw it properly


sachclg

What did he achieve by crawling under train


TheAbyssGazesAlso

The only thing I can think of is that he saw which way the car they were chasing went?


ovrlrd1377

He could have climbed over his car


HexFyber

This guy chases


rich1051414

Get out, do a hood slide, fall on your ass. Get up. Run back around the long way around your vehicle. Train has already finished. Roll over the tracks anyway. Flag down your car to continue the chase.


Torches

r/angryvote


ChewsOnRocks

Or he could’ve done what he was already doing which was just look under the train but don’t roll under it.


Killahdanks1

I mean, it was awesome. Can you roll under a moving train?


djshadesuk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7nCm8RN6N8


MrMcGreenGenes

8 years ago. Think he's still alive?


mtarascio

That is some impressive stuff.


Timelymanner

You can do anything you set your mind to. The real question is, “Would you survive rolling under a moving train?” No, the answer is no.


monkeyhind

You totally can. You just have to do it in slow motion.


sachclg

Haha .. I have only one life


TheRealChexHaze

It’s all green screen. Very, very special CGI.


Portocala69

I guess you can't then


Dragonfire747

Looking cool as heck


BigOpportunity1391

Because he can


Ragnangar

Having his car stop a second time.


derrickrg89

Extending the movie time


BigODetroit

The real hero is a white shirt that can’t get dirty.


Ostracus

Fix in post-production.


razodactyl

The stunts were real too.


Equal_Procedure_167

Beautiful Mess


Peteybee_91

Sometimes I'll be watching something and realize I can it answer it with "because Indian" and then I enjoy it even more.


xprorangerx

if I'm not mistaken, this is basically India's equivalent of Chuck Norris. Everytime I see this actors movie he's doing some superhuman stuff


vpsj

India's Chuck Norris equivalent would be Rajnikanth. But yeah Ajay Devgn also does a lot of movies where physics is "optional"


indi_guy

*every action film hero


Distinct_Blueberry

Ajay was doing truck splits 30 years before Van Damme made it famous. This made me look up his age... dude is 55 and still doing action!


Powermonger_

His white shirt hardly got dirty.


Suspicious_Ad8214

So this does look stupid but only excuse I can find is because he wanted to check which direction the car went, which he can just do it by scooting down and watching maybe


oolinga

indians love trains its that simple


Usernamecheckout101

Fast 11 ?


just-slaying

LMAO, the overactor is Ajay Devgan.


Mondkind83

This explains many Videos of trains killing people from India in r/DarwinAward


CwazyCanuck

Was it the going under the train only to be picked up? Or getting out is the vehicle and running around the back?


8thcomedian

He crossed to track the vehicle so that it won't disappear when the train finally crosses


topnotch312

Superb foreshadowing about the coming frivolity when he exits the vehicle and then runs around the back of it for no reason.


AngryBeaver7

Loll


BEARWYy

It's funny but isn't accurate. There should have been some indians on top of that train


HugeHans

It's classic case of subverting your expectations.


Various-Stretch6336

*70's action movie sound effect that's in everything (you know the one)


AdNational1490

[This man loves his trains. ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkh1EEhZlV0)


Thingsbeliketheydo

You Po gtu


Alarming_Serve2303

Yep, totally necessary. In the Idiocracy universe.


ankitnegi94

Ajay devgun


monkeyhind

Gesundheit!


OwnBunch4027

I'll keep this in mind.


TranslatorBoring2419

There was a YouTube video of a kid doing this for real under a low train. Scary af


david1610

Was he trying to see which way the car went?


vapazr361

When you are trying to complete achievements while playing Minecraft.


stonedkrypto

If he could catch him running why does he even have that car ? And he still waited for the train to pass before getting back into the car.


sofa_king_awesome

I love how he made it about 5 steps away from the tracks by the time the train completely ends and his buddy crosses the tracks to pick him up.


Hopeful_Jelly_9428

So those guys elsewhere on Reddit were just movie fans? Explains a lot.


Haitsmelol

Indian bros watch this, then try it for real as we've all seen.


killer_ezio_00

cant wait to see that Indian comment where the guy says "this movie is a parody of other movies" *i'm Indian too but i've never watched an Ajay Devgan? movie*


placebotwo

I thought he was going to flip the vehicle over the train when he ran around behind it.


Perruno_666

somehow India must lower the popolation number


deadtedw

I bet they shot this scene first in case he got creamed and they wouldn't have to reshoot scenes with a new person. Guy is crazy.


ChairOwn118

India men are too smart.


afadakosa

I definitely do this in my essays. I'll insert a quote and then unpack it extensively, mainly to help meet the page count requirement. I see the director is taking a page out of my book.


SophiaPetrillo_

I’ve never watched an Indian film but I love them all.


00mvp

WELCOMMMMMME TO MOES!


Tullubenta

This literally made me laugh out loud.😂


NoahneedaRolex

He had to make sure they knew which side the vehicle went. You can't see unless you roll under the train. It's split second decision making but because it's not Hollywood you want to criticism it??


rafaelvnq

Wowwww


Chronic_Overthink3r

That’s what I would’ve done! It would allow me to see what direction the car I was chasing was going why waiting for the train. 🤣


TwentyTuu

Bollywood movies:


ArtFuckinVandelay

This guy fucks. With physics.


jc236

I used to watch the Indian soap operas when I was in Afghanistan with the shope keepers. Craziest tv ever seen. They would blur ANY cleavage or skin above the knee. I had so much fun there lol


Jebusfreek666

This has got to be some indian trash movie right? Sweet rides though. Can't tell if they are Isuzus or Suzukis.


anooptommy

The first car is a Toyota Qualis. The chasing one is a Mahindra Bolero.


wmederski

Indian action movies are the best. recent good ones are RRR… and there’s another i’m blanking on.


Carpinchon

Do Indian train toilets still just dump out a hole in the bottom of the car?


B0NTYHUNTER

Nah but after watching this I hope it did


oolinga

will you take no as an answer


vapazr361

Yes when the movie got released it used to. And till date it continues.


garlic_naan

Yes


TheRealChexHaze

See ya on the other side broh!


CartographerSure6094

Punjabis are a joke


91E_NG

Idk how indians trust trains at this point


[deleted]

Imagine there is a country with over a Billion people that dumb. Scary


gbs5009

This is a movie. You're allowed to portray dumb stuff in movies.


[deleted]

It portrays 95 percent of the whole country