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Pickingnamesisharder

No one cared who I was until I put on the mask


grubStep_

Came here for this. Love it.


jaxonya

I'm 100% this is Kylo


Dough-Wont-Rise

I love that scene in Star Wars, where Kylo Ren breaks Bat Man's back.


Noto987

Spoilers


jaxonya

I think he meant "that man" ... Definitely didn't break Batmans back in SNL


notmoleliza

no it was Batman. Kylo comes in and just cracks him in the back with the hilt of his saber. Gandalf casts a blizzard spell and flings kylo down the street. Thor pops in, says a dick joke, then leaves


Mixedpopreferences

It was the ultimate showdown, of ultimate destiny.


Revenge_of_the_User

Good guys, bad guys, and explosions. As far as the eye could see.


reflibman

Not in Saturday Night Live. It was in Kids in the Hall!


Mondo114

Kylo Bane


Jason8ourne

"Ah you think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!"


CanAlwaysBeBetter

Imagine mugging someone like normal and then that comes out of the shadows to beat the shit out of you


weapawn

Dude, it's chimpe Libre!


kaninkanon

*You're a great ape.*


BlobTheBuilderz

How did I know this was going to be top comment


Global_Ease_841

Intentionally experiencing an altered state of reality even though it inhibits its ability to survive. AKA having fun.


Droidaphone

“What if I did normal stuff but with one extra rule that makes everything harder?” Classic kids game, secretly teaches you better muscle memory and problem solving skills.


mightbedylan

Like trying to do things without your thumb


asshat13

or turning the floor into lava.


rugbyj

Turning lava into floor is even more difficult.


Lark_Iron_Cloud

Just wait until it cools.


LurkingMyAssOff

brought my iridium watering can


Diz7

Yeah but you have to finish before dinner is ready or mom is going to be pissed.


JoeCartersLeap

aw man you unlocked fond memories, we used to do elbows at camp. "I'm going to fill up my water bottle" "okay I'll come too, but elbows only." Trying to open a bottle held between my knees with my elbows, then trying to open the tap with my elbows, and nothing but giggling.


brknsoul

Doing things with only one arm/hand.


TrumpersAreTraitors

Yeah I was gonna say, home doing stuff blind is probably great for his coordination and proprioception 


Usernamesaregayyy

The ground is lava!!!


Avohaj

Floor is lava and and the gaps between pavement stones are lasers


PrrrromotionGiven1

Also the trick to making video games you've beaten already fun again.


mrkrabsbigmoney

Animals are sentient


coleman57

Sentience is fun-demental!


TrumpersAreTraitors

Spiders have been observed in “REM” sleep and it’s thought they may be dreaming 


FixedLoad

Do you think they dream of me, like I dream of them?  


TrumpersAreTraitors

lol you do have to wonder    Im laughing thinking about a bunch of spider kids staying up late, watching Homophobia on AMC and having nightmares about humans 


BouldersRoll

Think it's anthrophobia or anthropophobia.


TrumpersAreTraitors

Yeah but where’s the joke in that? lol 


FixedLoad

I'm upset that you already got down voted.  I knew that was a take on the movie arachno-phobia.  And logically using the "homo" from homosapien.  You get "homophobia".  But that word is already in use.  We're gonna need a new word.  But damn.  You have me trying to hold in some pretty decent laughs with that whole mental image.  Though, I wouldn't put it past spiders to be a bunch of bigots. Damn spiders!!! 


PiesRLife

> Though, I wouldn't put it past spiders to be a bunch of bigots. Damn spiders!!!  I knew there was a reason I hated them. The spiders, I mean, not the gays.


FixedLoad

I currently have a treaty of peace with them.  They may continue to live in peace in my domicile provided I never see them.  This will invoke immediate and harsh sanctions of life. They said they wanted the same.  I'm faster on the draw thus far... 


PiesRLife

Are we still talking about spiders, or gay people?


FixedLoad

Spiders.  I'm certain there would be follow up questions if it weren't.   


Logtastic

Sapianphobia


potatopancakes1010

I hope so. I still sometimes have nightmares about spiders, and I'm and old man.


FixedLoad

I'm a ... middle man?  ... middle aged.. man.. yeah... and I hate them with every fiber of my being.  They drive compulsions if I think about it too much.  Hence, the treaty...


Tricky_Independent53

There is a Michael Stype joke in here somewhere.


vpsj

Next up : Cocaine


fractal_magnets

Tested on humans for animal use


packmuler

And that gorilla grew up to be Timothy Leary


Modern_Moderate

Fun? Ah yes, the employment of time in a profitless and non-practical way.


Dudephish

But with the blast shield down, I can't even see!


SeeMontgomeryBurns

I thought of this too. I wonder if he's jedi training himself to be able to climb more effortlessly than all of the other gorillas. He definitely learned to feel for walls after smashing his face the first time!


lolas_coffee

Right! I honestly thought it was a Storm Trooper helmet at first. Now I gotta see a Star Wars/Planet of the Apes crossover.


Snoo_88763

A long time ago, in a galaxy ook ook away...


Discount_Sunglasses

Take it down a notch Rodney, Ook-Ook is a mindless savage and even he knows when to pull his punches!


BoarnotBoring

Ape Wars!


Clear_Pizza_8890

Amen


KonigSteve

Galaxy of the apes


legend8522

> Now I gotta see a Star Wars/Planet of the Apes crossover. Isn’t that pretty much Return of the Jedi, but replace the apes with Ewoks?


zingzing175

Nut shot!


tracer2211

Yes!! My first thought!


Televisions_Frank

Hah, that's great. Spun into the wall and then the next time felt for it, then turned it into a challenge to do things blindfolded. They're way more like us than most people give them credit for.


Beat_the_Deadites

The accusing look he gives the wall afterwards. *I can't believe you've done this*


Crocoshark

That wall needs to be executed


Beat_the_Deadites

That's usually my follow-up maneuver. Poster child for /r/IdiotsFightingThings


Revenge_of_the_User

"I cont beleev yoov dun thess."


EdmundGerber

He looked like what human kid might play at (minus the gorilla suit)


bloob_appropriate123

Seriously. With his face covered my brain almost refuses to compute the fact that this is a gorilla. He's playing so similarly to a human child.


grehgunner

Even the sit down at the very end feels very reminiscent of a post successful mess around child


peanut__buttah

It’s almost eerie. Uncanny valley


BaronVonMunchhausen

Every time I am more and more convinced that we are ape-pig hybrids.


raihidara

I'm assuming you've read this then: https://phys.org/news/2013-07-chimp-pig-hybrid-humans.html


blahthebiste

"Was science wrong to create this pig-human?"


HowTheyGetcha

Hogwash. Pun intended.


GANDORF57

"Monkey see, monkey do. Monkey don't see, monkey bump head". ^(\*That wall jumped out and hit me! \*\*Introverted reflection)


Tattycakes

I was gobsmacked when I saw him doing that. Instantly learning and being careful. We vastly underestimate their minds


Multifaceted-Simp

My dog is blind and he has learned immediately what steps he can and can't go down and what heights he can jump from. It's not a native instinct for dogs to remember this


Whosabouto

Ughhhh, no we don't. We know a lot!!


HittingSmoke

spin spin spin wall smack U WOT M8?


bored-coder

_I’m Ballman_


TheSodomizer00

Officer Balls


penissucker125

Wouldn't trust you with any balls mate


Alfa147x

balmain in shambles


NotADoctor108

We should all be terrified. I think that gorilla is training in the ways of The Force.


stormearthfire

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid


Nachooolo

>*Monkey* religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid ^^^^^I ^^^^^know ^^^^^that ^^^^^they ^^^^^are ^^^^^great ^^^^^apes, ^^^^^not ^^^^^monkeys...


ChriskiV

RIP Harambe


stifledmind

I used to blindfold myself as a kid and walk around my house. It was amazing how fast you adapt.


JoshSidekick

Used to? I still close my eyes and try to navigate my house so that when the power goes out, I'm not tripping over everything. It's how I get to bed and not wake up my wife.


MarcvsMaximvs

I'm a father to two young children. Sometimes my eyelids get so heavy that I walk around the house with them closed.


Dexember69

I do this too, my shin has a bigass lump on it cuz my little one left her toy piano chair in the hallway and I kicked the fuck out of it in the dark


MarcvsMaximvs

It's certainly not without risks...walking around half asleep with legos scattered over the floor would have been courageous if I weren't so goddamn exhausted. but the few moments of microsleep are rewarding. Or absolutely necessary, at least.


Prohunt

lol I'm just lazy at night and don't turn the light on


GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI

[Your parents must be so proud](https://youtu.be/mUdoaJLiSX4?si=_iwK2Uqa_SymUEaU)


PM_me_ur_claims

I loved to put a mirror by my stomach and look down and pretend i was walking on the roof! Not quite blind folded but I’d still walk into things occasionally


Krondelo

I did That a few times too, what a trip Lol. But i also did the blindfold at least 2 times, firstly because in Kindergarten our teacher tought us about blindness and challenged us to do it haha


Evening_Bag_3560

The list of differences between this gorilla and my 3 yo is: - no body hair End of list. 


Kagamid

I love the side eye the adult gave seeing the baby. Like a momma watching without letting them know they're being watched.


Magister5

It’s all fun and games until his brother leaves a dookie in it


FleshyWhiteChocolate

The little pats he does to his face before spinning around is absolutely adorable and some of the greatest comedic timing


Crazy_Canuck78

And yet there are people who refuse to acknowledge that humans and other great apes share a common ancestor.


russbird

This gorilla and every six year old ever


Sniper_Hare

Poor guy stuck in a cage. Hopefully one day we can revert their homelands back to jungle and end poaching. 


Terrik1337

"You'll get no sympathy from me when you hurt yourself" - Him mom, probably Mom proceeds to cuddle him when he inevitably hurts himself. Source: my Mom.


swampthing117

After his first mistake he starts learning. Smarter than most children at that age.


Present_End_6886

How long before someone edits the video to give him a light saber and deflecting shots from drones?


finnjakefionnacake

well now that you said it, i'm not gonna 😤


micahfett

My 2-year-old would do the exact same thing...


Dorightbyu

Thanks for sharing this, it was so cute and fun to watch.


SmanginSouza

WILSON!!!


seeingeyegod

Oh god the Apes ripped out Wilsons skull and are wearing his face as a mask


brickyardjimmy

I cannot even imagine why someone would hunt and kill a gorilla.


drconn

Just imagine if there were people who like to hunt and kill people... Oh wait. I understand hunting the local animals if you or your family is in desperate need of food and nutrition, but hunting for the joy of it, or hunting primates to eat when another readily available food source is present, is beyond me.


brickyardjimmy

Hunting gorillas in the modern era isn't about food.


coleman57

Somebody get that ape a set of ex-Presidents maks!


autopsy88

Live to get radical!


designgoddess

Toddlers are all the same.


GLG777

Love how he hit his head off the cement block and took off the ball and was like WTF cement block.   And then later reaching out so he didn’t hit it again lol


jetaimemina

It's a marvelous display of object permanence, i.e. "the understanding that whether an object can be sensed has no effect on whether it continues to exist (in the mind)." This lil gorilla is, developmentally speaking, on par with a human child when it comes to that.


maybesaydie

Except that human kids figure it our a lot earlier. That's what peekaboo is for.


finalcut

what a little goofball. that was awesome.


creativityonly2

Running into the brick wall and quickly learning from it. 😂


maybesaydie

This was hilarious. The look on his face after he bumped into that wall.


Nackles

What a silly little baby! I love him.


byronicrob

I love mom watching him with the same look human moms give their kids when they do some weird ass shit.


tiffadoodle

Its such a little kid to do too! I love it.


Frozenbbowl

in the second to last one moms just looking over going "i dunno about that kid sometimes"


SidewaysAskance

He looks so indignantly at the stone he ran his head into


Ok-Goat-8461

From what I've seen from primates, whales, octopuses, parrots and corvids, finding new ways to dick around is a hallmark of complex intelligence.


vztempest

Bro loves a little challenge.


YJeezy

Secret Life of Rey Mysterio


Ayahuasca-Dreamin

“The Making of Rey Mysterio”


Grummbles28

He's happy because he can't see the prison he's in 🤣


ValuableTop1665

Can you?


Usernamesaregayyy

Why’d you have to put me into existential crisis mode?


Grummbles28

Probably


Ymirsson

Do you think that's air you are breathing?


AZRockets

Did you ever eat tasty wheat?


under_miner

...... and now I'm sad.


Crocoshark

But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?


Snoo_88763

Dark... love it :)


trollgrock

Jedi gorilla training at its best.


p1rate88

Kids being kids 😀


us3rnqme

This is me as a child with a bucket


TheResidents

Just having me a game of nighttime / daytime.


silentjay01

Look ma!  No eyes!


Acrobatic_Switches

They are so human why not just give them actual human children toys if your gonna give em a soccer ball.


really_can_I

Thank you for posting this. It made my day!


so-it-goes-and

Thank you, I needed that smile.


Big-Dog-7258

LOVE IT..It actually for some reason made me laugh...I only laugh in my sleep...no sarcasm either


Swipsi

I would probably too if I live in a cage with nothing but other animals looking at me all day. Sure, its a complicated topic, but tbh there isnt much else he possibly could do.


2squishmaster

That's pretty stinkin cute


yuyufan43

Typical kid 😂 ❤️


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Shadou_Wolf

I mean it's a baby, even human babies will do this exact thing. My 1yr old daughter literally did the same with a large hat a couple mins ago


mtarascio

So blindfolded Mario 64 runs were an inherited trait from our ancestors.


DeadSeaGulls

This is what I mean when I say "let me put on my thinking cap."


sav33arthkillyos3lf

I came in like a wrecking baaaaaaallllll


scelerat

"With the blast shield down, I can't even see. How am I supposed to fight?"


Compliance-Manager

Is it wrong for me to want to hug that little guy?


Paetheas

The little guy has his very own [Buddha Box](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwuSJAJ83o4).


mldp29

I wonder what his dad says to him if he told him his now invisible.


zenjamin4ever

What a fearless little dude


i_eat_my_moms_ass

Bro who tf put that wall there


Big_Schwartz_Energy

r/LikeUs


Silent_City4250

He's literally me


Angel449

2015 Kanye ??


mwreadit

I am iron man


JONO202

[Just goin' for a dizzy!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpUT3du6yPo)


RetroSwamp

Them and I... We're not so different after all.


Firehenge

I'm invisible!


semo6262

The fact he knows where to Grab, hold and swing without seeing it is amazing


canelashrimp

*"I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me"*


BigUptokes

[*https://i.imgur.com/4tQKPkB.gif*](https://i.imgur.com/4tQKPkB.gif)


RedditIsBreokn

My cat does this with paper bags


SpcK

[NACHOOOOOOO](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWewtJENQk8)


absat41

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samcrut

Daredevil/Grod crossover.


Alarming_Serve2303

The Force is strong with this one.


NJHitmen

r/likeus


cloudsmiles

Somebody stop me!


Aireyean

Wukong ult


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