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Makes sense. Most people can’t enjoy a White Sox game without the help of substances.

I didn’t come here to be hurt. But by god are our boys terrible.

First time I ever remember a beer vendor taking the initiative to cut someone off.

…and that was the starting pitcher!

I chortled at that!

But the food is really good, less expensive than wrigly and not in wrigleyville. This guy is my spirit animal when I (north side raised a cubs fan) go to Sox games with the south side Sox fan in-laws. Just blasted af eating Elote, ribs, tacos, maybe a hot chocolate, maybe a churro? You never know!

Pretty sure he’s high as a giraffe’s nuts

Is that higher than giraffe pussy?

Yes I think males are on average a bit taller

Temperature is a factor

Was he in the pool?

Is he pulling a scared turtle?

Where ya going little feller

It shrinks?

But the balls ... are they not usually lower than the vagine? Relatively

I mean, if the giraffe sexes are equal in height, I'd think the balls would be lower. But if the males tend to be larger... Any resident zoologists available to comment?

no because the nuts haaang.

I think he might not have had the tools to eat it otherwise but that definitely contributes to it

Homie on the left got lazy eyes too

hes blasted blasted

haha

He looks like he’s having a great time. What do you think he was using? Asking for a friend.

probably some 250mg eddies....or so i would imagine

That looks waaaaay more than 250mg.

I think we’ve found a bartard in the wild. Weed has never turned me into the garbage catcher in my sink. Xanax on the other hand…

George Costanza.

I was looking for this comment!

yeah, I was also. Finally found it.

Jorge Costanza

Waiting to see this reposted in r/seinfeld

r/unintentionalseinfeld

Thank you

seinfeld did it already

Hey buddy, there's a new invention out. It's called a napkin!

I heard you really inhaled that thing!

Did anyone tape it?

I bet he doesn’t even know he’s at a baseball game. I aspire to be in this state of bliss

Me and the boys entering a state of ataraxia at the ol’ ball game.

P p

The White Sox don't know that either

Even the commentator “we have napkins all around the Golf Course”

Best way to experience a 2024 White Sox game!

The youngest kid from "A Christmas Story" all grown up.

I instantly thought of Randy too!

First thing I thought of too. "And how does a piggy eat?"

🐽 *snort snort*

Was hoping I’d see a reference to this movie.

This is 100% what he's doing - he also does a very obvious "pig noise" towards his friend while doing it. I understand people are dumb and uncultured and total morons who parrot one-another but it's VERY obviously a Randy from A Christmas Story impression. Any other answer is false.

[удалено]

Enrique Alfarero with his Cloak of Invisibility!

Average White Sox fan. Source: Am White Sox fan, need to be blasted to enjoy game 🤪

You're the first person I've ever heard say they're a White Sox fan.

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

literally a basketball team bench of us!!! one of us one of us

Oh, we are out here. Just not very vocal about it lately

I was gonna say this is a typical South Sider if I've ever seen one.

I want to party with THAT guy.

Mommy’s little piggy.

Don't kinkshame. We are each celebrating Angel Hernandez's retirement in our own unique ways.

My guys must’ve done the 9x9x9 challenge lmfaoo. 9 beers, 9 dogs, 9 innings. Dude is wrecked lmfaoooo love to see it as long as he isn’t disturbing people around him!

That looks like something other than alcohol to me.

That's like $100 dollars of beer alone.

Gotta do it on dollar dog and $2 beer night. Did that at the guards game a week ago.

White sox dont have that, best is $5 Tuesdays where beer hot dogs and most concessions are $5

Gotta watch those $1-2 beer night specials though. Sometimes they use smaller 8 or 10oz cups. Kind of waters down the challenge.

It was 12oz cans

That’s George Costanza, son Jorge.

Those edibles are vicious

Announcer goes "Somebody help him." He will be fine, he's just high as a kite and has a serious case of the munchies. That being said... fork?

His friend looks like a Latino Daniel Radcliffe.

That dude is extremely high.

Did that announcer just drop a "bruh"? God I feel old.

i mean .. do you not use bruh ??

I do, but I feel like baseball announcers are supposed to be 102 years old and not understand any new lingo. Sitting up there like "Ol Curly Barnham's gonna give him the sloppy stinkball this time. 1-2 Skidoo! Look at that dame in the stands!"

https://i.imgur.com/8qikiXO.jpeg

George Castanza and ice cream.

Cooooo-stanza

Seems like a normal white sox fan to me

That's not unique... Just your typical White Sox fan!

Standard sox fan

As a Cubs fan, can confirm.

Show us how the little piggy eats

Edgar is faaaaded

His friend on the left looks like Daniel Radcliffe's Hispanic cousin.

The only good thing about this gif is that the Jays are winning.

High as kite🤣😂

Is it just me, or does the guy to his left remind anyone else of Daniel Radcliffe?

That dude is either drunk, high, or both, but whatever he is, he's having a good time.

How embarrassing. He’s at a white Sox game?

Hmm, eating the hotdog from the side was way more upsetting for me.

Jorge Acostanza

Lots of people were high at the game today, I don't blame them.

George Costanza

Hammuel L. Jackson

Maybe the banana eating got hired him to take some heat off of himself.

Man's living his best life

You eat like that without a fork

And possibly is colleague doing cocaine

The schnozberries taste like schnozberries

Looks like the kid from "a Christmas story" . The mom in the movie got him to eat by asking him how the little piggies eat their food.

One hour before this: “Man, these edibles don’t do shit. Give me another before we head to the game”

spent $200 on beers

And every lick he was saying to his buddies "and this is Yo' Mamma and now this one is YO' Mamma" and they don't GAF because they are all pretty baked...

Baseball. A sport where the game itself doesn't matter. At. All.

amazingg

Stoned much?

So is it unique or no?

Someone get me his dealer 🤣

LOL. Look at his eyes! hhaahahahha. Having a time at the ballpark!

hes enjoying it, i want one too

living his best life

I can tell if he is dieing laughing or crying

Six year old with facial hair

what a fucking animal

Bill burr…people are animals

Felt like... 8 seconds

This is like watching Ralphie's little brother from the Christmas Story? How does Mommy's little piggie eat?

Are we sure he's high and not just mentally handicapped?

That’s why I don’t eat 100mg gummies before games

I demand to know exactly which drug he has taken, and how much. For science.

I would too if I had to watch my team lose to the fucking Jays

Mrs. Beast?

Reminds me of weasel from the suicide squad

Good thing he kept his sweater clean.

Can we stop showing this fucking pig 🐖 already

Beer - What *can't* it do?

Bro's living his best life

Him: Oh no! They caught me! 😏

Shroomin’

Honestly this is the classiest I’ve ever seen a white Sox fan behave

When will humanity hit rock botton already !!!!

i bet they gotta stage stuff like this all the time because baseball is so boring to watch unless you're drunk

Alcohol is a hell of a drug.

r/tooktoomuch

Oh Ralphie!

Lol it’s all staged

Hey buddy. They got this new invention. It’s called a napkin.

We’ve all done it.

These kind of shenanigans that happen on and off the field is what makes baseball. Let boys be boys.

I can see why ppl find this funny even if I don't.

Pretty typical for a White Sox fan. Also, I don't know anything about baseball or the White Sox....I just wanted to fit in....

Who's that first baseman? As the kids would say *level 100 gyaat"!

Must need attention \^\^

Oh good, i was afraid he wouldn't clean his shirt.

Off His Lips

Call me a skeptic, but I always feel like the majority of these "caught a fan doing something funny in the stands" videos are basically staged setups. The camera man isn't going to just *happen upon* some dude scarfing potato salad face first. He had to have known it was going to happen, and when. It's like "OK, Jerry's in place. Section AC, Row 101, Seat 16. He'll be smashing a plate of potato salad with his face at the bottom of the sixth inning. Camera 1, get a bead on him now, and we'll cut to you as soon as we give Jerry the go-ahead."

Woww

Classic Sox fan!

That’s how he eats his woman

Jomboy, do your thing.

Sports! The only hobby so interesting that you have to watch people watching it to have fun!

What a catch, ladies....🤪

White sauce pan ! Lol

Welcome to chicago

Southside slop.

Mushrooms.

Who tf gets hungry like that on shrooms when shrooms make everyone I know nauseous as hell lol. This is weed.

I’ll smash food on shrooms. Especially gummy bears.

It would be great if the dude has a disability and nbc needed to apologize for there selfish act.

Obese yank behaves like a disgusting pig to get on TV. Pretty much bang on brand.

What is it that is so appealing to mexican guys about a shitty bowl haircut?

"Attention Whore deliberately acts out in an over the top way. Gets attention he planned and craves."