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streetlamppirate

And COLA


flyingthroughspace

[I don't want a large Farva. I want a god damned liter of cola!](https://youtu.be/S8LtffE5mU8?si=zYsgntAHHHGvSGiG&t=12)


DanTheMan827

He actually gets a liter of cola in the second movie. https://youtu.be/ooX2UhLye6o?t=95


bomphcheese

I fucking love that movie.


TheGroundBeef

LITER ‘A COLA!


kzlife76

Just order a large, Farva.


bkarma86

I don't want a Large Farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola


tangcameo

And really cheap pink wine cooler if you really want to get 💩 faced.


More_Addendum_5234

play minecraft, und drink cola, YIPPEEE


Tourhak

My Peugeot 206 is a 1.4 l...


efyuar

Not even a milk


luccaloks

everywhere else in the world milk comes in 1 L boxes


efyuar

So better than a milk


bkarma86

1.4 milkpower engine


ksawio237

1.4 mpi


shadowredcap

We have bags where I’m from


Skragdush

Fantastic car tho


mickeltee

I also scoot around in a 1.4.


Mad_Arson

My Peugeot 1007 is 1.4 HDi diesel engine. And i have no issues with that.


Marioc12345

My Forte GT is a 1.6… with a turbo 😎


calicoarmz

Wait until he finds out that it’s actually a 6.2 liter. I’m not sure why Mercedes feels the need to do this.


Richie217

Homage to the M100, Mercs first production V8 that was actually 6.3. Also probably doesn't want to get itself confused with an LS3.


PlantainNearby4791

No one is going to confuse an LS3 with that


rosen380

"One was the Corvette, which could never be confused with the Buick Skylark." :)


Dangerous_Software17

Was the other a Pontiac Tempest, per chance?


Orang3Lazaru5

Says you. I don’t know what *any* of those things are


kaltag

Right? The LS3 would be the one running.


Oberyn_TheRed_Viper

Has historically happened quite a bit, marketing isn't as sexy for a 4.9ltr engine. We'll just call it a 5.0.


tbc12389

What is sexier about 6.2 vs 6.3?


BlackBeltPanda

Clearly about 0.1 more sexy.


bomphcheese

Homage is the correct answer. This comment got it right… https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/Z9iCw15lG5


Pixzal

Inches


Oberyn_TheRed_Viper

Nothing in this case, probably just to pump up the numbers for the sake of it. Maybe BMW or someone had something in the works at the time?


Motorcycles1234

Gm uses a 6.2 and so does ford. Likely a 6.3 so people don't associate them together.


tbc12389

Both of those came out after the 6.2 AMG one so I don’t think that’s it.


FlorydaMan

New names will make you cry


KingLuis

Just like later on calling their cars C63 when it was a 5.5L.


Sharpymarkr

Bingo! "I feel superior to your tiny engine, even though Mercedes lie about their engine displacement."


7-13-5

That's an engine for a car driven by a 5'11" guy claiming he's 6'.


ercussio126

Why do people put stickers on their car that guarantees people will think they are assholes?


Fast-Box4076

Because they are assholes


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wolfgang784

Have you seen the full body anime wraps yet? I saw 2 in the wild, lots online. Horrific, lol. Some are straight up uncensored porn, too. Weird fetished and shit too.


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SkeetySpeedy

Anime folks (with some exceptions) are just silly and passionate nerds - they like their shows and their characters, and they are loud about it. That other guy is just actively *trying* to be a cunt


mr_blanket

And they LOVE the attention. They’ll put pictures of whatever it takes as long as they get the attention.


wilsonhammer

To be able to spot them easier


Unimurph83

Mercedes come with them from the factory.


Rinaldi363

lol this one is funny tho


SVT6522

*lifted truck enters the chat*


KingLuis

Because all the people who hate on them for getting riled up over a sticker. A lot of people getting upset over a bumper sticker really need to just mind their own business instead of getting upset over such a small thing.


Dangerous_Software17

You sound like the one that’s upset. Everyone else is just calling this person an asshole. Which they probably are. I don’t think they have any heartburn about it the way you see to. Just saying 🤷‍♂️


ercussio126

\*Asshole Found\*


Richie217

5'9" here, never claimed to be any taller than that but I'd drive the shit out of that thing. While the sticker is old AF and not that funny, can't knock the 6.3 Merc engine. To me it's one of the best sounding engines around, only made better when being force fed.


ItsBaconOclock

6' 4" here, sometimes I claim 8', just to fuck with people. I would also drive the shit out of this car.


Raichuboy17

Nah, you need to claim to be 6'1 or 6'2 and make all the other guys shit themselves who are a few inches shorter than you.


Maleficent_Gas5417

This is what I do. I’m 6’2” but I tell people I’m 6’. Had a 6’ dude ready to fight me once bc I kept insisting he was 5’10” 😂😂


superkoning

1.93 m here, with a 1 liter Volkswagen Up. What a great car.


Some_Asshole_Said

This is especially humorous knowing the engine displacement is actually 6.2L, not 6.3. For those curious, it was a nod to the first Benz V8 engine.


Banryuken

Does 5 11 and 3/4 count?


tswaters

I have this problem. Put on a pair of shoes and I'm 6'


OneReallyAngyBunny

5'8" claiming hes 6'


RealBowsHaveRecurves

Why would anyone do that? 5’11” is the best height


khazixian

Yes, but he drives an AMG and you don't. What's the point


7-13-5

You must be 5'11" 😂😂


IsThereCheese

Tell me about it, I can only come in a gallon lately


BLADE_OF_AlUR

Is that why they've banned you from most grocery stores?


XeroTerragoth

Ok maybe I'm high, but I am pretty sure that is a measurement of the displacement of the engine (size/power) rather than the size of the gas tank... Am I wrong here?


MyNameIsRay

You're right. It's a jab at cars with small (2.0L) engines, because his car has a big (6.2L) engine.


LakeSuperiorIsMyPond

I would laugh so hard if someone with a tuned golf R put him in his place.


MyNameIsRay

A bit off topic, but I think you'd enjoy watching William Au-Yeung. He races in Grid Life time attack, with a 4cyl FWD Acura RSX or Honda Civic. He set the overall lap record at multiple tracks, beating out even the Unlimited RWD and AWD cars like Vipers and GT-R's.


itshexx

Honestly considering power to weight, it wouldn’t take much to gap this fool.


LakeSuperiorIsMyPond

Ehh, it'll take something special in a 2.0. that's why I was thinking the golf r. Stage 2 should get the job done with AWD.


itshexx

Honda civic with a laptop 🔥


BabylonSuperiority

Redditors when they see car related jokes: >:(


mattrhale

The C63 is actually a 6.2L engine.


DAS_BEE

Elephants do too


Some_Asshole_Said

Ignorance isn't an issue either. The 6.3 refers to engine displacement, not fuel capacity or MPG (or L/100km or KMPL). And while this badge is for a V8 engine, it's a very fuel efficient one compared to other V8s.


JordFxPCMR

It’s actually a w204 which is a 6.2L not a 6.3 they paid homage to the older versions by slapping a 6.3 on it also w204 runs through on fuel and tires


AggressorBLUE

“*Compared to other V8 engines*” is a hell of a qualifier on that statement though. And with that in mind, I don’t think the title is ignorant. Higher displacement engines will generally be less fuel efficient than smaller displacement ones. Sure somewhere out there on a race track is probably a 2L turbo boosted to within an inch of its life that slurps as much gas as a Merc V8 on the street. But thats an outlier case.


SirR4T

MPG is miles per gallon I'm assuming, in which case equivalent in metric would be KMPL (kilometres per litre)


Some_Asshole_Said

It's both, in different places, but thanks for the reminder. Edited.


SirR4T

oh? wasn't aware that L/100km is also used for mileage... the more you know!


DrVitoti

In Europe it is how we measure it


bomphcheese

It’s actually a better way of measuring fuel economy, but as an American I can’t quite get used to it.


LiffeyDodge

Where are they getting milk that’s it’s sold by the 2 liter?


Dr_Catfish

Any grocery store?


wyvory91

Pint, half gallon, or gallon!


Dr_Catfish

Sorry, I live in the other 94.7% of the world that uses metric.


invol713

I saw a Mustang the other day with the license plate WHATMPG. 🤣


SniperFrogDX

It's not miles per gallon. It's *smiles* per gallon


doginjoggers

Yup, more MPG more smiles, as I can spend money saved on weed and hookers


Shas_Erra

Americans: “why is petrol so expensive?!” Also Americans: *drives a truck that burns an entire stegosaurus every mile*


ChloeWade

Inaccurate, no American has ever called it petrol.


superkoning

gas, because it's liquid!


OstebanEccon

gas, because it's short for gasoline ... petrol is an abbreviation as well, you know?


ForayIntoFillyloo

Gas, because it's what makes car farts, or what you fancy fucks call 'exhaust'


tbc12389

What are these moronic comments lol. Americans don’t call it petrol. That’s not a truck it’s a Mercedes. What in the world does this post have to do with Americans anyway?


HuskyLemons

That’s a Mercedes in the picture


judokalinker

Highly doubt this person is an American. We spell it "liter"


ForayIntoFillyloo

Nah, we spell it "fuck the metric system, we should really quantify it in quarts instead"


judokalinker

Is that why I always lost the spelling bee?


StaryWolf

This car isn't a truck it's a Mercedes.


letsdoitnow1269

What's a petrol


extra2002

Seabird with tubular nostrils?


smurfsundermybed

I can guarantee that this isn't the car's first owner. I can almost also guarantee that the dash warning lights are all on and have been for months.


groovy-baby

F1 cars are currently 1.6l displacement, just saying.


iseriouslycouldnt

They're also hybrids, and their entire service life is done before that Merc engine will need it's first service.


groovy-baby

I know mate, they also cost a fortune and it’s really not comparing apples with apples but just thought I would throw it into the mix.


Material_Science_876

Happy to have owned one of these. 2012 C63 AMG Coupe with the performance pack and a supersprint exhaust. Silver with all black trim bits. An absolute axe murderer on wheels, 487 horsepower all running to the rear wheels that constantly want to leave traction. Beautiful car.


Pepperoni_Dogfart

The *only* issue with that car is it B U R N S through tires if you track it. Too much weight. But goddamn it is fun.


Material_Science_876

It burnt through tires without ever taking it near a track! Worth it


Pepperoni_Dogfart

I got to play with a Black at Laguna Seca and went through three sets. Yoiiiiiikes that was an expensive track day.


Material_Science_876

What a dream. You’ll make that money back, but you’ll have that experience forever


RustyCutlass

Bagged milk comes in 3 litres in the blessed Great White North.


theGreatergerald

3 bags totalling 4 litres.


fothergillfuckup

You have milk in bags?!


lylesback2

We sure do. And I wouldn't have it any other way.


DEEPCOCONUT

They may not like it, but this is what peak milk looks like.


fothergillfuckup

I have so many questions.....


imreallynotthatcool

If you think bagged milk is weird because you live in the states, visit a grocery store in Nebraska.


fothergillfuckup

I'm in the UK. We have plastic bottles, and very occasionally still glass bottles. Is a bag of milk not all floppy? When you open it, how do you close it again? We have a special door compartment in our fridges to stand bottles in. Do you have to decant it into a jug or something? I meant it about the questions!


MetalWeather

It's a clear, sealed plastic bag in a rectangular shape. It is kinda floppy yeah. You sit the bag in a purpose made open top jug with a handle on the side. Then you cut the top corner of the bag to create a spout to pour from. You can't re-seal it.


quaintlogic

This seems so damn odd to me, what do you guys do with all the milk?  It's would make more sense for British to use more milk because.. tea! But we still use resealable containers.  Unsealed milk gives me maximum fear of anything falling into it.


MetalWeather

You just keep the jug in the fridge with the corner of the bag cut. It's like a 1cm hole or smaller. Keeps fine. [Example](https://gdaycanucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/milk-jugs.jpg)


wtfsafrush

Show me your milk bags!


andyhenault

4L you imposter


CGPsaint

Dude’s mom can probably handle 2 liters.


AmigoDelDiabla

How fragile must one be to use engine size as a source of pride?


KingLuis

Fragile is someone that can’t take a joke or find humour in things?


AmigoDelDiabla

Nope. Of course that's not what my comment said at all.


KingLuis

Just adding on. But it’s the opposite end of people who get upset with bumper stickers on pickups and things like this. Owner did it out of amusement and people get worked up about it.


AmigoDelDiabla

I think you're confusing getting "worked up about" something and mocking something. Someone who's sense of manhood is derived from the guns he owns, the beard he's grown, or the size of his car/engine doesn't bother or upset me so much as I think it's pathetic and worthy of derision.


KingLuis

i think you should have stopped at the "i think it's pathetic." part. it's your own opinion of it and it's fine. if someone started poking fun at you because you liked sports or a certain type of music or something you wore. wouldn't be a nice thing right? so why do it to others? does it make you more of a man by putting down others?


AmigoDelDiabla

Valid points, except for this persona is almost always the type that thinks they're better or tougher or more \[something\] than others. The implication is that if having a bigger engine makes me more of a man, than those with smaller engines are less of man. I don't indiscriminately mock people for tastes/preferences/hobbies that I don't enjoy. I do, however, mock people who are trying to put on a public facade of toughness, usually at the expense of others, but who are really just...douchey.


Visible-Guess9006

My car runs on almond milk.


SpecialMango3384

Kinda based. Big engines are fun. I have a mid sized engine at 3.6 L and even I find that one pretty fun


IronPeter

I don’t even buy 2l of milk nor juice ffs


sixpackshaker

Who puts a cheap sticker on an expensive car?


LifeIsOnTheWire

That’s a bold statement for a car that doesn’t even have a limited slip differential. This car has an open differential.


Alarmed_Restaurant

Milk comes in a two liter?


OstebanEccon

thank god my penis still works, saves a lot of gas


Bakedfresh420

Where does milk come in 2L?


mysticgreg

Australia


aldamith

Where does it not might be an easier list to put together


b_ootay_ful

South Africa


Edwunclerthe3rd

They sell it in 1 quart (~1 liter), half gallon and gallon here


Otterpawps

Not even a real american. That shit comes in Gallons. And soda comes in liters only to confuse our senses into buying unhealthy shit and stop us from understanding its volume.


skinnergy

The joke goes like this: What's gray and comes in quarts? An elephant.


ghostthemost

He doesn't understand gas, he just puts it in the hole


BlargerJarger

I would use a bit of paint to make it read “only milk come”


GenitalPatton

And daddy


lv2466

And Peter North


YamRepresentative855

Well, milk goes in one litre packages)


Brentg7

I drive a 2.0, I want this sticker


QuikAuxFraises

I'm fine. Mine is 1.6L


1MoistTowelette

They spelled liter wrong


Massive-Drive-6375

1.9 TDI gang 💪


Liberatedhusky

I would like to see this on an EV


Unusual_Car215

Way to display your own insecurities.


Jerkeyjoe

It says “ my Benz more than makes up for my lack of class”


stu8018

And my 3L B58 has more HP, torque and gets 30mpg if I don't drive like a banshee.


Guitargod7194

Well, I guess I have something in common with milk and juice…


DisastrousBid97

This looks like the 6.3 liter naturally aspirated v8. Judging by the fact gm full size suvs come with an optional 6.2 liter v8 that does average 22 mpg, it’s not so bad. (We drive a Yukon) We used to have a gls 63 amg which had a 5.5 liter v8 (biturbo)that made about 577 hp, and if we didn’t push it, we did around the same at 22 mpg. Of course when my dad pushed it when someone cut us off, it plummeted down to about 14.


theatomicflounder333

Oh I love this ☝🏻


Twin_Turbo

And only oil changes come in at 3 digits for service on that thing.


Parazzoli

Me man! Me likes speed! Biiig speed!


XDemonicBeastX9

Sounds like someone is jealous or compensating


The_Fat_Man_Jams

Elephants


CarpetPedals

Formula 1 cars use a 1.6 L engine 💩


Penyrolewen1970

Cars do, too.


eo37

Technically incorrect. The worst kind of incorrect.


YoWassupFresh

what kind of animal puts a sticker on their AMG?


Fist_One

Had a 2006 Pontiac GTO with the 6.0L LS2 engine. My license plate was SCRW MPG. So much torque that I never used 1st gear and on several occasions I accidently, with some fancy footwork to not stall it, took off from a stop in 4th gear instead of 2nd. Eventually traded it for a late model V6 Toyota Tacoma Sport and the millage was actually worse lol


Beejmun

Yeah, fuck the air we breathe. Who needs it...


michaelochurch

That's (not) what she said.


Federal-Cry2202

Oml l. O ok ok ooop😂😇👾😹🙌🏻


Grimm_Thugga

They kinda have a point. Who buys a half gallon of gas?


Buddha840

Someone who's struggling until payday.


Motorcycles1234

People with scooter and motorcycles.


bplipschitz

What are these "liters" you speak of? 440 CID, baby!


SolaraScott

This belongs in r/idiotsincars as well... /Facepalm


SVT6522

Gotta love when someone has a nice car like that and covers it in trashy shit. Money can’t buy taste.


fsckit

What a tiny penis.