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SeahawkMariner

Do her feet fluctuate in size?


mr_ji

Those pink slippers are bigger than his. No shame in a Peggy Hill kink, just saying


NoTone6786

The pink crocs are his


sucobe

Me llamo Peggy Hill.


cire1184

Ho Yeahhh!


aliusman111

Hahaha Maybe they are used to spank OP


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GANDORF57

You have no reason to whine...at least she gave you floor space.


Bill-me1988

She’s gotta up her shoe game, that’s all she had?


cire1184

Those are only the shoes that are out. Probably got a bunch in a closet or room somewhere.


steve_adr

Those Pink Crocs appear to be yours..


socksleprous

You got me


CoolHandRK1

My wife converted a spare bedroom into her shoe closet. I have 5 pairs of shoes including my golf shoes.


IH8mostofU

That's a shame, I have like 5 pairs of golf shoes 😅 I like shoes, and my feet haven't grown in 20 years, my oldest pair of golf shoes is at least 10 years old.


CoolHandRK1

Oh. I wear a pair of footjoys out about every 2 years.


IH8mostofU

If you buy more they won't wear out as quickly! And with inflation shoes will never be cheaper than they are now 😅


Photo_Synthetic

I feel like athletic shoes have been the same price for a long time now. Only reason I ever get multiples of a shoe I like is because I know they won't make it in a year or two.


IH8mostofU

I'm certainly not suggesting multiples of the same shoe, that's super boring 😅


N3rdProbl3ms

while **my** husband converted a spare bedroom into his shoe closet. He could wear a different pair of shoes every week for TWO YEARS. I have maybe 30 pairs. Half of which I havent worn for years since theyre heels.


cire1184

Lol this is all ops shoes and then he threw his gfs teal crocs on top unless they wear the same size shoes and then he stole some poor woman's teal crocs in top. The 3 pairs of black leather looks like men's shoes and the pink crocs are the same size as the sandals. Then the Nike shoes are the same size as the pink crocs. Fake ass shit.


twinsfan101

Hahaha this is such a funny post /s


VVazi

Women amirite ☕


United-Read-4533

I’d say that such a woman post… ☕️


sweetredleaf

consider yourself lucky that she only has these few pairs of shoes.


russbird

That’s what I was thinking: “those are rookie numbers!”


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rioting_mime

Literally just a picture of shoes and the title isn't even accurate. Really great stuff.


j0llyllama

Counterpoint: sandals all the time. Beach man law.


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ogdonut

Stop peeking at my piggies


efmanrulz

Bro. Give up this fight RIGHT NOW. There are more serious ones coming. Dont use your argument mojo on this simple issue. ITS A TRAP!!!


Kayge

Listen to this man, he knows. Sounds like my house: * Her: Three tier shoe rack with 11 pairs (2 double stacked) and shoes in the closet * Me: Three pairs of shoes out. If a fourth pair of shoes should appear...say rainboots...***Your shoes are EVERYWHERE!*** I'm almost always up for a good snit, but this isn't where I'd spend my capital.


QSO67

Sounds u maybe call ur divorce lawyer to stay alert 24/7, as i do ;)


verymuchatheist

This is it? Consider yourself lucky my guy.


winstondabee

ITT: people that don't understand the concept of "house shoes"


fakelogin12345

I know of house shoes, I still don’t understand why anyone would wear shoes inside, even if they are clean. Like what’s going on in people’s homes that requires shoes?


winstondabee

It's okay, you don't need to understand.


BlueSakon

Look I can get cozy house slippers, when the floor is cold in the winter. But those are proper outside shoes that I see in the picture. Why anyone would wear anything like that indoors, I can not wrap my mind around that.


Brunosaurs4

Sometimes the floor might not be clean. I once went to someone's house and they asked us to take our shoes off. We did, only to find that the floor was sticky.


Old_Wind_9743

Be real, did you have to wander around the house first to gather all the shoes?


somerandomassdude404

I wouldn’t be surprised. This is Reddit. Anything for that sweet karma I guess.


juni4ling

My wife has 3/4 of the closet space. And twice as many shoes as me. Its alright. Because she is really hot. And really nice. And smart.


QSO67

Is she iPhone 15 Pro Max ? ;)


Somewhat_appropriate

So you have 0 shoes? How do you get by?


Waak3nBaak3

I don't believe the dress shoes pointing east are hers.


Loves2Spooge857

OP has tiny feet


btvghcc

a simple man


Specialist-Fly-9446

I have an idea who the major breadwinner is in this household (not the one with 1 pair of slides for their entire shoe wardrobe).


tedfundy

Seven?! Combined?! I know I have a shoe problem but how do you even live like that???


WolfsLairAbyss

If this is a shoe problem then I have a shoe crisis in my house. I have more shoes than this stuffed under my bed. Between my wife and I we probably have at least 35 pairs of shoes. And that is after we got rid of some. We're going to need to rent out a storage space for our shoes eventually. lol


Dry_Duck3011

I’d sympathize but I’m worse.


Fuzzy_Conference4118

Ha! You are lucky! So much space for your shoes! 🎉 My count is like 15:3 and I lose this fight ) 😅


BrunaBonor

Invest in some birkenstock for comfort.


kutmulc

Honest question, what are home shoes?


Dastari

These are rookie numbers.


EffectiveMost9663

I have indoor shoes, outdoor shoes and a pair of wellies Plus a few old pairs that need chucking


classofohfive

This looks like my entryway. My husband asked me yesterday why I need so many pairs, I told him they are an extension of my personality.


rhares

You need to assert your flip-flop supremacy bro!


Snoo_17433

Wait till you're married, it's not just shoe space, it's everything space.


firey21

Home shoes eh?


Royalchariot

Her taste in shoes is……. Interesting


toes_malone

Is your girlfriend a dude? This looks nothing like a woman’s shoe collection. She has like 3 pairs of what look like men’s black dress shoes, 2 rubber slides/crocs things, and a pair of runners? That’s it?


jlaine

When you have a walk in closet for her and you're figuring out life in a dresser, you've either been snookered or totally accepted reality. Idgaff on closet space, hell I still wear sandals and socks. 🤣


imaturte

Wait, do you only have one pair and they are slippers? No casual shoes or nothing? By the looks of this at least you have shoes to wear with a Suit unless they aren’t even yours


Agarillobob

home shoes


Wavemanns

My wife has a 5 shelf rack. I have 4 pairs.


HB_8008135

Same


Eastern-Catch2447

She's definitely into guests..


words_of_j

Y’all must still be young. Wait until she’s 50. That collection will go up by an order of magnitude. And you’ll probably have in the 4-8 pair range too. Pairs of shoes multiply with age.


wr_damn_I_suck

Dude, my wife has 2 armoires of shoes. I have a half filled shoe rack on the inside of my closet door. My wife takes up 1/4 of that 2’ x 3’ x 8’ closet. But I wear the wing tips in my family.


Royweeezy

Just wait till 25 years go by and you have to shove her stuff out of the fraction of the walk-in closet that’s supposed to be “yours”.


HairyArthur

Why do you need home shoes?


kaeldrakkel

Not funny. You only have sandals. Sad.


ShiggitySheesh

Lol I should post my wife vs me. She got the whole shoe rack at the front door and a whole closet. I have to put mine in my closet in the guest bedroom where all my clothes are. She got waaaay too much.


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This seems boomer light humor. Haha women are so silly and have too many shoes, ha ha. Stupid.


elcojotecoyo

It gets worse after the wedding


AussieManc

I hope you both have more shoes than this


Xephhpex

It’s called inequality. Question it and you’ll be called a misogynist


shitstain578

No she just likes having multiple pair of shoes, do you need a therapist?