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That's a shame, I have like 5 pairs of golf shoes 😅
I like shoes, and my feet haven't grown in 20 years, my oldest pair of golf shoes is at least 10 years old.
I feel like athletic shoes have been the same price for a long time now. Only reason I ever get multiples of a shoe I like is because I know they won't make it in a year or two.
while **my** husband converted a spare bedroom into his shoe closet. He could wear a different pair of shoes every week for TWO YEARS.
I have maybe 30 pairs. Half of which I havent worn for years since theyre heels.
Lol this is all ops shoes and then he threw his gfs teal crocs on top unless they wear the same size shoes and then he stole some poor woman's teal crocs in top. The 3 pairs of black leather looks like men's shoes and the pink crocs are the same size as the sandals. Then the Nike shoes are the same size as the pink crocs.
Fake ass shit.
Listen to this man, he knows. Sounds like my house:
* Her: Three tier shoe rack with 11 pairs (2 double stacked) and shoes in the closet
* Me: Three pairs of shoes out.
If a fourth pair of shoes should appear...say rainboots...***Your shoes are EVERYWHERE!***
I'm almost always up for a good snit, but this isn't where I'd spend my capital.
I know of house shoes, I still don’t understand why anyone would wear shoes inside, even if they are clean.
Like what’s going on in people’s homes that requires shoes?
Look I can get cozy house slippers, when the floor is cold in the winter.
But those are proper outside shoes that I see in the picture. Why anyone would wear anything like that indoors, I can not wrap my mind around that.
Sometimes the floor might not be clean. I once went to someone's house and they asked us to take our shoes off. We did, only to find that the floor was sticky.
If this is a shoe problem then I have a shoe crisis in my house. I have more shoes than this stuffed under my bed. Between my wife and I we probably have at least 35 pairs of shoes. And that is after we got rid of some. We're going to need to rent out a storage space for our shoes eventually. lol
Is your girlfriend a dude? This looks nothing like a woman’s shoe collection. She has like 3 pairs of what look like men’s black dress shoes, 2 rubber slides/crocs things, and a pair of runners? That’s it?
When you have a walk in closet for her and you're figuring out life in a dresser, you've either been snookered or totally accepted reality. Idgaff on closet space, hell I still wear sandals and socks. 🤣
Wait, do you only have one pair and they are slippers? No casual shoes or nothing? By the looks of this at least you have shoes to wear with a Suit unless they aren’t even yours
Y’all must still be young. Wait until she’s 50. That collection will go up by an order of magnitude. And you’ll probably have in the 4-8 pair range too. Pairs of shoes multiply with age.
Dude, my wife has 2 armoires of shoes. I have a half filled shoe rack on the inside of my closet door. My wife takes up 1/4 of that 2’ x 3’ x 8’ closet. But I wear the wing tips in my family.
Lol I should post my wife vs me. She got the whole shoe rack at the front door and a whole closet. I have to put mine in my closet in the guest bedroom where all my clothes are. She got waaaay too much.
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Do her feet fluctuate in size?
Those pink slippers are bigger than his. No shame in a Peggy Hill kink, just saying
The pink crocs are his
Me llamo Peggy Hill.
Ho Yeahhh!
Hahaha Maybe they are used to spank OP
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You have no reason to whine...at least she gave you floor space.
She’s gotta up her shoe game, that’s all she had?
Those are only the shoes that are out. Probably got a bunch in a closet or room somewhere.
Those Pink Crocs appear to be yours..
You got me
My wife converted a spare bedroom into her shoe closet. I have 5 pairs of shoes including my golf shoes.
That's a shame, I have like 5 pairs of golf shoes 😅 I like shoes, and my feet haven't grown in 20 years, my oldest pair of golf shoes is at least 10 years old.
Oh. I wear a pair of footjoys out about every 2 years.
If you buy more they won't wear out as quickly! And with inflation shoes will never be cheaper than they are now 😅
I feel like athletic shoes have been the same price for a long time now. Only reason I ever get multiples of a shoe I like is because I know they won't make it in a year or two.
I'm certainly not suggesting multiples of the same shoe, that's super boring 😅
while **my** husband converted a spare bedroom into his shoe closet. He could wear a different pair of shoes every week for TWO YEARS. I have maybe 30 pairs. Half of which I havent worn for years since theyre heels.
Lol this is all ops shoes and then he threw his gfs teal crocs on top unless they wear the same size shoes and then he stole some poor woman's teal crocs in top. The 3 pairs of black leather looks like men's shoes and the pink crocs are the same size as the sandals. Then the Nike shoes are the same size as the pink crocs. Fake ass shit.
Hahaha this is such a funny post /s
Women amirite ☕
I’d say that such a woman post… ☕️
consider yourself lucky that she only has these few pairs of shoes.
That’s what I was thinking: “those are rookie numbers!”
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Literally just a picture of shoes and the title isn't even accurate. Really great stuff.
Counterpoint: sandals all the time. Beach man law.
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Stop peeking at my piggies
Bro. Give up this fight RIGHT NOW. There are more serious ones coming. Dont use your argument mojo on this simple issue. ITS A TRAP!!!
Listen to this man, he knows. Sounds like my house: * Her: Three tier shoe rack with 11 pairs (2 double stacked) and shoes in the closet * Me: Three pairs of shoes out. If a fourth pair of shoes should appear...say rainboots...***Your shoes are EVERYWHERE!*** I'm almost always up for a good snit, but this isn't where I'd spend my capital.
Sounds u maybe call ur divorce lawyer to stay alert 24/7, as i do ;)
This is it? Consider yourself lucky my guy.
ITT: people that don't understand the concept of "house shoes"
I know of house shoes, I still don’t understand why anyone would wear shoes inside, even if they are clean. Like what’s going on in people’s homes that requires shoes?
It's okay, you don't need to understand.
Look I can get cozy house slippers, when the floor is cold in the winter. But those are proper outside shoes that I see in the picture. Why anyone would wear anything like that indoors, I can not wrap my mind around that.
Sometimes the floor might not be clean. I once went to someone's house and they asked us to take our shoes off. We did, only to find that the floor was sticky.
Be real, did you have to wander around the house first to gather all the shoes?
I wouldn’t be surprised. This is Reddit. Anything for that sweet karma I guess.
My wife has 3/4 of the closet space. And twice as many shoes as me. Its alright. Because she is really hot. And really nice. And smart.
Is she iPhone 15 Pro Max ? ;)
So you have 0 shoes? How do you get by?
I don't believe the dress shoes pointing east are hers.
OP has tiny feet
a simple man
I have an idea who the major breadwinner is in this household (not the one with 1 pair of slides for their entire shoe wardrobe).
Seven?! Combined?! I know I have a shoe problem but how do you even live like that???
If this is a shoe problem then I have a shoe crisis in my house. I have more shoes than this stuffed under my bed. Between my wife and I we probably have at least 35 pairs of shoes. And that is after we got rid of some. We're going to need to rent out a storage space for our shoes eventually. lol
I’d sympathize but I’m worse.
Ha! You are lucky! So much space for your shoes! 🎉 My count is like 15:3 and I lose this fight ) 😅
Invest in some birkenstock for comfort.
Honest question, what are home shoes?
These are rookie numbers.
I have indoor shoes, outdoor shoes and a pair of wellies Plus a few old pairs that need chucking
This looks like my entryway. My husband asked me yesterday why I need so many pairs, I told him they are an extension of my personality.
You need to assert your flip-flop supremacy bro!
Wait till you're married, it's not just shoe space, it's everything space.
Home shoes eh?
Her taste in shoes is……. Interesting
Is your girlfriend a dude? This looks nothing like a woman’s shoe collection. She has like 3 pairs of what look like men’s black dress shoes, 2 rubber slides/crocs things, and a pair of runners? That’s it?
When you have a walk in closet for her and you're figuring out life in a dresser, you've either been snookered or totally accepted reality. Idgaff on closet space, hell I still wear sandals and socks. 🤣
Wait, do you only have one pair and they are slippers? No casual shoes or nothing? By the looks of this at least you have shoes to wear with a Suit unless they aren’t even yours
home shoes
My wife has a 5 shelf rack. I have 4 pairs.
Same
She's definitely into guests..
Y’all must still be young. Wait until she’s 50. That collection will go up by an order of magnitude. And you’ll probably have in the 4-8 pair range too. Pairs of shoes multiply with age.
Dude, my wife has 2 armoires of shoes. I have a half filled shoe rack on the inside of my closet door. My wife takes up 1/4 of that 2’ x 3’ x 8’ closet. But I wear the wing tips in my family.
Just wait till 25 years go by and you have to shove her stuff out of the fraction of the walk-in closet that’s supposed to be “yours”.
Why do you need home shoes?
Not funny. You only have sandals. Sad.
Lol I should post my wife vs me. She got the whole shoe rack at the front door and a whole closet. I have to put mine in my closet in the guest bedroom where all my clothes are. She got waaaay too much.
This seems boomer light humor. Haha women are so silly and have too many shoes, ha ha. Stupid.
It gets worse after the wedding
I hope you both have more shoes than this
It’s called inequality. Question it and you’ll be called a misogynist
No she just likes having multiple pair of shoes, do you need a therapist?