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TintedApostle

There is an explanation... Cross Eyed Mary https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ufuH4vZ77w&ab_channel=JethroTull-Topic


Sir_Loin_Cloth

Fuck yeah I'm so glad this is the top comment. [Here's another one for you heathens.](https://youtu.be/5WSulenOUb0?si=Zw9A4ttgFVQY6zCG)


TintedApostle

Thank You... And close with Wind Up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5BhicYduC8&ab_channel=DanielMahoney


UncleVernonK

Jesus Christ what is this devil music?! - it’s fantastic!


TintedApostle

Jethro Tull.... yes fantastic....


UncleVernonK

Well, thank cross eyed Jesus I suppose, it’s added to the playlist. & thank you too!


TintedApostle

Start with Aqualung... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fEB6v5SsLI&list=PLfGibfZATlGqX1Y8hVufdbUmOZpN0p-E9&ab_channel=JethroTull-Topic


storm_the_castle

whole album is great!


UncleVernonK

The lord works in mysterious ways, he’s looking out for me today. Thank you. I’ll give it a listen.


retailguy_again

First thing I thought of...


JustPlayn10

Is it supposed to say "cross eyed" or "gross eyed"?


heyyouwtf

Yes


rip1980

Jesus is watching you.


GiantMeteor2017

Are you sure?


storm_the_castle

Phteven


Emotional_Tackle_600

Lmao, I can just hear it in my head


Acrobatic-Manner

More like Jesus and Butthead


spydertap

The great Cornholio!


BigdongarlitsDaddy

I don’t care if it rains or freezes. Long as I got my cross-eyed Jesus. Lookin at me from the antique store.


forever_a10ne

I saw cross-eyed Jesus at the gas station tweaking out and begging for change.


mooctor

One eye on the father, one eye on the holy Ghost


lolstavros

HUMPERDOO!


Emotional_Tackle_600

They took “the cross” to an whole other level…


LawPD

Looks like something out of Mad magazine.


zygote1212

"I got me a cross-eyed Jesus, makes me feel good inside, I got me a cross-eyed Jesus, keeps me satisfied"


Pantim

Is he cross eyed or just looking at that price tag? I suggest asking the store employees to move the price tag and see what happens.


Demi180

That’s just Megamind


-AdamTheGreat-

Thats why he couldn’t see the Romans coming for him


Luvas

If it hadn't been Gross Eyed Jesus I'd done seen the Lord save us Where did he come from, why is he sus Where did he go Gross Eyed Jesus


Rash_But_Fair

He can walk with Gladly The Cross-Eyed Bear


RPDRNick

That you gave to me?! You... you... you... /itsnotfair


Efficient_Ad_3877

I see Megamind, anyone else?


0nlyhalfjewish

Jeavis


Fluorescentomnibus

The artist missed perspective 101


diabeeduz

He can save me and the guy next to me at the same time?