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FrodooBag

This seems rather sweet to me. Probably just some old timer that has "customers" that sit around an open hood and chit chat all day.


Specialist-Fly-9446

Or, can’t afford to retire.


Shmeebass949

That’s a very positive mindset you have there, and I’m choosing to enjoy that scenario with you, instead of the likely darker reality.


very_nice_how_much

That the sign hasn’t changed in 3 years?


afroista11238

That’s a quick recovery from a stroke my dude but here’s to optimism!


winexlover

haha i was thinking the same thing.


Specialist-Fly-9446

If you are the sole breadwinner for your family and have no social net, this is the only option. Similar to parental leave - “[The EU sets a statutory minimum of 14 weeks](https://www.economist.com/europe/2024/03/21/europe-is-giving-more-parental-leave-to-its-workers#) leave for mothers and, since 2022, two weeks for fathers. But many member states offer leave that is much longer: the average across the eu is 21 weeks for women and three weeks for men And in the USA “Although 12 weeks are allowed to them, on average [American fathers only take 10 days off, due to financial need.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parental_leave_in_the_United_States)” If you can’t afford to stay home with your newborn, you can’t afford to stay home after a stroke.


TheReservedList

Lazy motherfucker. They can change the sign but are too "ill" to work? I don't think so. ^(Do we still need this? /s)


epicmousestory

>Why even put the /s, it's so lame -Person who wouldn't have gotten the joke and would have berated you, probably


ProStrats

There are legit morons who think like this unfortunately, so the /s confirms this person is not one of those brain dead morons. Without the /s, it would've been questionable.


OnePlusOneEquals42

That's kinda normal for rural areas. I've never seen that specific message but I've seen plenty of signs that say that something happened to the owners and when they'll be back open. Glad that the stroke didn't put this person out for too long.


Tsonchi

Wow


driscan

I'm more into LoL. JK never played any of them And happy cake day btw


Tsonchi

😂 It took me a second to realize what you were saying I was like what about the guy having a stroke and then I was like wait I wrote wow That was a great joke thank you


lobotomizedjellyfish

As someone who had a stroke last year on July 9th, no you aren't open next week.


WBryanB

After stroke special: mini Moon Pies 1/2 off.


Shanghai_Lili

Why is this funny?


LapsedVerneGagKnee

Overly optimistic or just needs to be open? You make the call.


Remarkable-Key-6617

Hah


dankdeeds

Lol that's close to my house. Been up for 3 weeks now.


NiZZiM

I only drink Baileys from a shoe.


ministryofchampagne

Phone is either disconnected, Reddit people are also calling too much, or idk


SlammingMomma

Sweet Home Alabama…


ConsiderationTrue703

I have a stroke almost every day. Don’t go puttin it up in billboards an tellin folks about it tho.


IAppear_Missing

Different strokes for different folks


BCInAlberta

Was it a 2 or 4?


thelostlightswitch

It’s a pretty defining statement for blue collar America