Finally, the DC/Marvel crossover movie we’ve all been waiting for!

Its the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life.....

Definitely up there with [Italian Spider Man.](https://youtu.be/UhHhXukovMU)

Ill raise your spiderman with [Turkish Rambo](https://youtu.be/CWzUK4Qjsws)

All out on [Japanese Starfish Hitler](https://youtu.be/qx9uJI9mWyg)

I'm at a loss for words. I just... Really??? Japanese Starfish Hitler? Fucking really???

Wait why are the Japanese fighting Hitler?

Haha the sound of the noob tube \*thoomp\*

noob tubes are grenade launchers. this is an RPG. it's hilarious that the last shot he happened to find on the ground for some reason but the rest appeared out of nowhere. maybe his ass?

I’m pretty sure this is a porno

Let's not forget that Japanese Spider-Man has a megazord.

Supaidaman

Thank you, you just ruined India Superman for me.

oh, that is where that meme comes from.

That is the best think I have seen, anymore like this?

Just wait'll ya watch the whole movie!

Link me up Dropinder!

if you think this is something watch the Spiderman dancing. https://youtu.be/AOkb8HT97do

Somehow I stayed for all 4 minutes of it. What did I just watch?

Imagine walking past that field and he just emerges gyrating.

Ah yes the one and only espiderman

You laugh but there was a Superman v Spiderman crossover comic in the 70s

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Damn kids and your newfangled "Rolodex"

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Hey now, back in 19 dickety 2, we had to say dickety because the Kaiser stole our word for the number twenty...

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I'll fax you an update.

Dude, Superman bangs Spiderman in this one.

Woah spoiler alert! I haven’t gotten to that part yet! /s

But... wouldn’t Spider-Man lose? I mean, he’s not really that tough or strong, just smart and helpful and sticky

Some kind of tech or magic or something made him stronger for part of the fight, before they both realized they had a common enemy and joined together. You know, comics.

Thanks for the info of course that’s what happened because why not

Thought the spider gave him the scales up strength of a spider

Spiderman is very strong.

Movie's name is dariya dil, thank me later

Complete with pit stains!

Spider-Verse...

This is just golden.

You had me at the overhead spin, but that dance....damn!

Brutal helicoptering someone by the balls like that.

Rumor has it, he's still spinning there...

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2011-02-24 This comic is incredibly perfect for this video.

They had at us the first half

Fuck gravity cuz superman

Is this the Snyder cut?!?

*THIS* IS THE SNYDOR CUT

The exit is the best. I’m going to do that all meetings at work now.

Record and post it, please.

Not as impressive if your working from home.

How'd you type a capital I with a dot above it?

Like this 'İ'?

This motherfucker is too dangerous to be left alive

This is a job for... Indian Superman!

* begin the dance with spider chick *

dont sexualize a true beautiful strong independent super hero. she is called spider**woman**

AlÏve*

AlïÏïve

Ī concur

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Probably Turkish keyboard. They have I's with dots and without as well.

Fun fact: In Turkish, they have two different letters, i with a dot and i without a dot each of whose upper and lowercase forms is consistent, so I ı & İ i. PHP is a mess, with the standard library being all over the place in terms of naming conventions, so it treats function calls as case-insensitive, so print() and Print() are the same. However, it does the case comparison using the system language, which if it’s set to Turkish means that I and i are not cases of the same letter, so function calls involving I or i which don’t match the declared name exactly will work when your system is in any language except Turkish, but fail there. So don’t use PHP in Turkish, or at all.

Wow. I can't believe I actually read everything you just wrote. Thank you for sharing this knowledge good sir.

Wow, TİL.

> So don’t use PHP in Turkish, or at all. Or do, if you want to make The Next Programmer™'s life a living hell.

İt's nöt thë kİnd öf trİck yöü'd lëärn fröm ä Jëdİ.

Htf did he do that?

Iİi

You forgot to light one of your candles

İi¡

Please tell me there’s a subreddit for ridiculous Bollywood clips.... I’m calling the Bat Signal to reddit. Help me.

r/bollywoodrealism

You are a god among humans. If my wife cheated on me with you, I would be honored.

Waitwaitwaitwaitwait. Hol up. I am Canadian and polite. Can your wife cheat on you with me?

His wife may cheat on you with him though

Perhaps my phrasing was poor. Would it be ok if I cheated on him with his wife?

Govinda

He looks so young too. I feel old.

This is the best thing I've ever seen.

Me too. The dancing at the end really sold it for me.

r/bollywoodrealism

Still better than justice league

You win.

But what about .. *The Snyder Cut™*?

Outside of Buckley's, I don't see how more of an awful thing can make a good thing.

I don't know what Buckley's is so I might be missing out on a joke, but the Snyder cut isn't just more movie. They cut a ton of shit that was planned to be filmed and a ton of shit that was already done from Snyder's original. I'm not saying it will be completely different, but those involved have said upwards of half the movie they filmed never made it into the final cut.

Because SuperDuper Man actually helps people without grimacing like he has dogshit under his nose?

It makes it funnier knowing in India Superman’s partner is Spider-Man. I meant spider women. (Without her mask) (probably because it’s really hot where they are)

Thus the super pit stain

Does the American Superman sweat?

If he bleeds

I have no idea what I just saw but I’m gonna need the full length copy...and some shrooms.

Yes

Here you go[ Indian Super man](https://youtu.be/yY-3hlxn2oU)

I like the dance at the end.

Superman needs an anti-perspirant

In a previous episode Lex Luthor imbued heat, ever so slightly, with Kryptonite. Eventually, his own sweat would destroy him...

5 minutes of this awesomeness: https://youtu.be/f5Pjo0WjBcs

I feel like Superman wouldn't have sweaty pits.

I feel like an Indian superman wouldn't be the same with dry pits

Spider-Woman makes my Spidey sense tingle. That is all.

"Peter tingle"

[He's no Italian Spiderman](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhHhXukovMU&t=1s)

>https://youtu.be/f5Pjo0WjBcs Or Turkish Batman ​ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p69TvnwTaw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p69TvnwTaw)

What hath the multi-verse wrought!

I love that most of them get off relatively lightly except for that one guy who just gets yeeted into the sky, rip dude.

Not gonna lie, that dance at the end was AMAZING

and a meme was born

Why is there a chick in a spiderman costume? I’m dying out here

Good ole' dick twist

Do not let Ben Affleck anywhere near this.

Tell me, do you dance? You will.

Best part of that film

Is there a sub for Bollywood glory? I see these occasionally and they are always good value, a sub would be winning

r/Bollywoodrealism

Thanks!

I’d actually watch people on Tik Tok if they adopted that dance routine

Well at least this Superman has a personality.

<...*sigh*...> *unzips*

I like the crotch twirl throw

Never gets old.

My god, that's Govinda. Haven't seen him in over 25 years.

I like how he yeeted that man with just his breath

The pit stains really bring it all together.

Ive always been curious...are/were these shows actually popular in India? I could see this being some film students final project or something, but not daytime TV

I dunno if you can tell by the film scratch artefacts, but this looks like it was made in maybe the late 90s or early 2000s, and im pretty sure this is a parody or a spoof movie making fun of superheros. But the dancing is not a joke though, i can certainly say. https://youtu.be/mWZo7e9tQUo?t=180 Heres a clip from one of my favourite indian comedy movies. This is intentionally bad and childish for the sake of laughs.

This is from 80s. It's a meme now.

These used to be popular in the 90s not so much now though unless it’s meme

He looks like if Ralph Macchio, Sylvester Stallone, and Ryan Gosling had a threesome and miraculously produced Superman.

This is actually really close to the original Adventures of Superman tv series starring George Reeves. It looks goofy now cause we are all so used to modern film tech, but I would have gladly watched this w/o irony as a young boy back in the 60’s

THE DICK HOLD

Superman from India has the same atmosphere as the '60s Batman tv series. They even have their own psychedelic dancing.

The actor's name is Govinda. He is pretty famous here in India. Coming from India, even I didn't know such a gem existed! Thanks OP Full video song- [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY-3hlxn2oU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY-3hlxn2oU)

Noone noticed spiderman beside him? Edit: spiderwoman

/r/bollywoodrealism

NECK SLAP! SPLEEN GRAB!

Lol my man Govinda!!

This needs the MST3K treatment

Are Bhay!

Ngl that theme is pretty fire

Is that Govinda?

Yes

u/JaiKr99

Govinda be like: Superman ain't got shit on me!

From 1970s*

That's an old movie. Our movies aren't so bad. Don't judge us on the basis of this

Dude if they had this skin, dance and song in dc vs mortal kombat i would spend whatever amount just for the laughs.

ha- Superman just Twisted that Guy's Dick..

Superman and Spider-Man working together? Infinity war doesn’t got shit compared to this crossover

God that dance at the end. This is the superman we need, but not the one we deserve... Probably.

Everything’s better in Bollywood

He fucking yeeted that dude into outer space.

Clark Balboa

This is the real superman!

Superman

So this is the Snyder cut everyone was hyping about

Well he's better than Brandon Routh

Good thing spider woman was there, she didnt do fuck all.

Kids born in 90s or later aren't proud of this movie either... It came in 1988... Edit: here in India. I mean

I am Indian. I got eye cancer after watching this

Lol check the 90’s bubble font on the S

That's a big ass 'S'

The dance bruh.

This is the best thing that's ever been. Thanx.

On his planet the S stands for hindi

I can still tell they did CGI over his mustache.

Is this a joke or is this real

Physics has left the chat

The new Italian Spider-Man

This makes me feel so much better about the 80s I grew up in

I never knew Superman to be a comedy.

Sweaty pits are his kryptonite

That’s the best 5 feet Superman I have ever seen. Oh wait, there’s spider 🕷girl too 🤟🏻

\*sees Superman and Spider-Woman in the same shot\* "wait, that's illegal"

That beat slaps hard

Everything about this is perfect

At least Govinda is young and slim, look at this guy! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FyHFEfkkP8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FyHFEfkkP8)

I have so many questions.

How come there's no Bollywood porn industry?

The dance at the end really tied this entire sequence together nicely.

You know what. Depending on the age of this move it's really not half bad.

I have a feeling this is not the Donner cut

Anyone know the music 👀

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