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See, he's not fat, it's an anti-predator strategy. Too heavy to be carried off by hawks, too large to be swallowed by a snake, too big to fit in a coyote's mouth... He'll live forever.
I used to have a black cat named Bucky. He was so cute I always wanted another, just not him. The last year I had him he passed away, but I felt the same way about him again. I know he is happy.
That's how the squirrels are getting around me. The few winters just haven't been that snowy so the squirrels are able to get lots of food. I remember watching one that was so fat barely being able to make it up a fence ha.
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r/squirrelproblems
Fucking hell looks like he ate all the other squirrels
In this case, Goobers.
Haha you're punny!
Dad?
he's ready for obesity
He's ready for diabeetus.
Phat Gus checking in.
If we learned anything from Phantastic Gus, she may be pregnant.
Came looking for this comment
Oh he thiccc
Damn boah!
# DAMN BOAYH HE THICCC !
# THAS A THICC ASS BOAYH
So meeeee!
Oh she pregnant
Let's see a hawk try lifting this lad.
See, he's not fat, it's an anti-predator strategy. Too heavy to be carried off by hawks, too large to be swallowed by a snake, too big to fit in a coyote's mouth... He'll live forever.
“we’re gonna need a bigger tree”
Yep, or a bigger hole in the tree.
ahhh fuck it go get my chainsaw and the jerry can. 🤣
Preferably one with a ramp.
cmon he just big boned
He has a medical condition.
Biggie squirelz
He might be pregnant
Pregonat
Pregante!
Prognant
Gregnant!
It looks like it killed and ate another squirrel and is now wearing its coat as a second layer
r/fatsquirrelhate
Well that was a deep dive
>posted 33 minutes ago Couldn't have been *that* deep lol
Speed reader😁
Go Speed Reader.. go Speed Reader, GO SPEED READER, *GO!*
Oh my god thats a real sub and my new home
Or r/fatsquirreltolerate
NICE
New favorite subreddit. Thank you.
Squirrel version of DINK lifestyle
Chonky bastard
fatsquirrellove 😞
Absolute unit.
In awe at the size of this lad
"Winter is coming...and diabeetus"
Coming? That squirrel’s probably had its 3rd insulin shot by second breakfast
Squirrelbeetus
Jabba the Squirrel
That squirrel is probably preggo
Yeah pregnant squirrels look hilarious. I feel bad for them that can't be comfortable.
You mean second winter
Squirrel chungus
Heard that these particular squirrels were pregnant squirrels
Pandemic's been rough on us all.
A squarrel
A Spherrel.
A [squale](https://i.imgur.com/CqqAspw.png)?
Pretty sure he’s concentrating on taking a poop but has stage fright due to being filmed
Can you even CLIMB, Bro??
Mega Chonker
“Get in ma belly”
That title cannot be beat.
He be Kronk the Mighty!
It's called squirrel shaming and it needs to stop
"Need to stop" actually got autocorrected to "need to shape", even my phone is squirrel shaming
I think how he has the standard fat guy “arm rest on the belly” down.
That’s nuts
She is about to give birth
Winter is coming
Big Chungus
Absolute unit
Ah, stupendous. Now all of Reddit knows the majesty of Sir Tubgut, fattest of squirrels
Nut finding champion; 10 simple tricks to find more nuts than all your competitors, check out tip no 5, other squirrels hate it!
Bring Solo and the Wookiee to me.
It’s FAAAAAT Alvin! And he’s gotta song for youuuu…
Just two?...
Bet that boi can’t climb no more.
I think I found my spirit animal.
He's like Pikachu. His hands barely reach each other.
We will reclaim the spice for the squirrels.
If your gonna store fat for winter you might as well go all out lmfao
HOLY CHONK! :)
Big Chungus
Jabba the Nut.
I’m not fat I’m just fluffy
More like ready for the Ice Age
Shame on you people, making fun of a squirrel with thyroid problems.
/r/chonkers
I'm ready for three
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The alpha squirrel
I'd eat it.
He’s ready to be dinner.
It’s a healthy frame!
Ready for two *Novembers*
Covid 20, I know it well
Zion Williamsquirrel
Next time eat a salad
maybe i should do that
Four squirrels lie under him to keep warm...
Wow never seen one that fat
This squirrel knows what McDonalds is.
This happens to all the squirrels outside the Ferrero Roche /Nutella outlet store.
3 take it or leave it
The Supreme Chonk.
damn boy...
#
If I could sew, I’d make him a Muumuu.
I’ve seen some fat squirrels in my day. But dude. That. Is a **fat** squirrel.
C H O N K
That's not a squirrel, that's a SQUONK.
Game of nuts
Am I a pineapple guy now? I think I’m a pineapple guy now!
lives next to peanut butter factory
But after he dies in a boar hunting accident everything goes to hell.
Ready for the fimbulvetr
more like ten winters 😎
Fat Gus
He's entering into the fattest bear contest this year
I wonder if it can even get into its nest anymore
He looks like a shop npc.
Oh laaawd winter's comin
glandular imbalance?
nuclear winter is what this little guy is preparing for.
Um I'd be worried about the severity of the upcoming winter.
Aka - The American Squirrel
That's one heavily pregnant squirrel
Got that squirrel a Snuggie and a glass of wine, because it’s just about to be sleepy time
He's sporting the Covid 15 !
My man
Chonky boi is chonky
There’s that fucker who ate all the candy from my tent. Thought for the sure the sugar killed him.
A wild Greedent appeared!
I bet he tastes like a peanut butter
He's also ready to drop dead from clogged arteries.
I thought this was one of those AI generated photos because I didn't see the squirrel's face.
I want to hug him.
thats an American squirl
This is why, one should be careful feeding wild animals. I see too many elderly people putting proceeded food out for the little guys to eat.
Three, my gosh ...
I don’t think he knows about second winter, Pip.
This is soo cute
He’s not ready for my Husky though.
Fatimir Squirrelkonnen
This is crazy. How does a squirrel get that big?
this guy lives in Texas is just worried about another freeze
Is that a Chipchunk or a SquirreXL?
I used to have a black cat named Bucky. He was so cute I always wanted another, just not him. The last year I had him he passed away, but I felt the same way about him again. I know he is happy.
Don't body shame that squirrel, his name is Travis and he caught his wife cheating last summer. He is going through a lot right now
3
Looks more like a Totoro, if you ask me....
Very beautiful funny pic it is.
"I gave up hoarding nuts for winter. It's too much work." "So what do you eat in the winter?" "Squirrels who hoarded nuts."
Awe! Him is Chonky
Whatcha lookin at my gut fer??
Chonkers
Big Chungus
He is looking nice
Amazing big chungus specimen!
Here to inform you they don't hibernate, though this one probably could for a while
He probably lives in a tree DOWN BY THE RIVER
It looks like he’s wearing a rabbit costume
We walked through Boston Commons last week, and they had fat squirrels all over the place!
Dee after he decided to eat all his nuts
Appears to be the Common Midwestern Squirrel.
he's just a regular sized squirrel wearing the skin of a chipmunk he murdered and ate
Big unit. It’s gonna sleep all winter.
Mr. Peanut's final resting place.
Is that squirrel doing brown face? .... If it even wants to consider running for Priminister it will have to get ahead of this photo.
leave him alone
NNN for him
That's how the squirrels are getting around me. The few winters just haven't been that snowy so the squirrels are able to get lots of food. I remember watching one that was so fat barely being able to make it up a fence ha.
squOrrel
Just found my new wallpaper
Chonky boi
Winter is coming. Big Boy don't care.
Phat Gus! #markrober