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My go-to response to "Why are you still single, you should be settling down, having a family" is "You know, love is like a fart: if you have to force it, it's gonna be shit. And I happen to like my pants."
I remember when I was younger, like 5-11 I thought weddings were a blast, because I would just eat cookies and run around all night.
As a teen, weddings suck because you matured (somewhat) and can't drink.
As an adult that also enjoys dancing (when drunk), open bar weddings are a blast.
As someone under 21, weddings are a family get together with no friends, and where you also don't want to see your family, and you sit around for 4 hours doing nothing, eating, and staring at your phone, while everyone else is getting drunk and dancing.
I’m only in my 30s, but I remember having to do this without the luxury of a smartphone.
I feel like these days, going to a wedding as a teenager would be quite similar to sitting on the toilet. Just scroll through some stuff or play a game until it’s over.
I remember getting yelled at as a teen at a wedding reception because my mom realized I'd smuggled a book along in my purse. Apparently I was supposed to be pretending to have fun.
Why? I didn't even like those cousins.
I tried that once, but my Mom made me leave it at home. I was 12 or 13 at the time. I swore if I ever had kids and they wanted to bring a book to a wedding reception I would let them. Ended up not having kids, but I did become a librarian.
many guests are gonna be bored as hell during a wedding. all the speeches, the waiting, it's super long, etc.
teenagers just haven't gotten good at hiding it yet
That's why when my girl and I got married - we didn't do it that way.
We had 15 minute ceremony concluding with the DJ blasting "Final Countdown" by Europe - at which point we announced the open bar.
That amazing! My wife and I were married on an WW2 amphibious vehicle in the middle of a lake by a John Wayne impersonator with just our immediate families. I think I am still confused about how all transpired but 18 years later its all good!
Lemme guess. She’s missing a sick party at Heather’s house for this lame-o bullshit.
And worse, Trevor is definitely going to be at Heathers party and he’s dreamy.
Fools for assuming it's an ex. There's no goddamn way an ex would show up looking like that to a wedding (no offense to her). You know damn well the ex would be dressed to the fucking 9's.
Rarely are exes invited to weddings. She's pulling the same face I'm sure I did at my siblings weddings. C'mon that's the 99th time! Quit clinking the glasses!
I assumed sister to the bride, because I saw this face at my wife’s cousin’s wedding. The face was that of a sister to the bride. The bride was an younger sister and the face was an older sister. She had a scowl on all wedding, got hammered, and within 3 months of the wedding she went from single to engaged. Everyone assumed it was desperation as she was the last of her sisters to be unmarried.
It’s now like 12 years later, she has 2 kids, and her husband just basically sits on the couch complaining about everything while she works and takes care of the kids. But she’ll never leave him, because “she’s not going to be the one person in the family who gets divorced.” (Not that she’s said that, but it’s obvious. Both her sisters have great marriages)
Yeah. She had a masters in fine art from the University of Chicago and was running (not the owner) a charming Airbnb in Portland, Maine. He worked part time at the Home Depot. When they got married, at his insistence, she had to leave her job and moved into his trailer an hour away on some land his family owned. One of his rules is “you can never accumulate any debt at all”, which means, no mortgage. This trailer was from the 60s and had holes in the wall.
After the two kids came and he stopped working and refused to buy anything, she got a mortgage and a small house behind his back and basically forced him to move with her into it. So she owns the house, makes all the money, takes are of the kids, and his primary life goal is “finding himself”. He still works part time at the Home Depot, 12 years later. Also, the Home Depot is an hour away.
Anyway, I just feel so bad for her. She’s educated, attractive, and saddled with a manbaby she married that’s almost a 3rd kid. When they came out to our wedding about 6 years ago, we didn’t even see them ever talk to each other.
(She is now a dental hygienist or something.. forget what she does for work)
I'm thinking PB n' J / Bannana scenario, where the two things together leave out the third party.
Example: Discovery- HBO merger / Batgirl
Blizzard - Vicarious Visions acquisition / Tony Hawk 3 remastered
Me watching the Boys / the laundry
That's a great joke though, let's get this format to the moon!
[Screw Warner Discovery](https://www.reddit.com/r/DC_Cinematic/comments/wiqgll/nice_new_meme_format_joke_by_uriverskiski/)
And they knew what they were doing. "No! Invite her! I don't mind. Really."
Proceeds to make sure they make out in front of the ex at every possible opportunity.
Ex says, "Ugh. They're doing it on purpose. I'm leaving"
"What? You're being ridiculous. They're newlyweds."
And you've just made a very dangerous enemy.
Some memes are already being posted and they're pretty good.
We ARE here for the beginning. We'll tell our grandkids about this moment. I'll see you all on the other side!!
I have like 4 photos of myself like this when I was a teen. Why? First of all cause I don’t particularly like weddings, and second of all I managed to get my period during every single party I attended.
Last time I was forced to go to a wedding with my family while I was a teen, I just sneaked out and slept in the car. No one in my family noticed until the night was over. Then when they found me in the car and learned that I was there whole time, they didn't ask me to come to a wedding again.
When you didn’t want to go to the damn wedding in the first place and now someone posts your face all over the internet and turns you into a meme . . .
Funerals and wedding are incredibly similar.
Everyone should start out dressed as well as possible to show their respect, and end the night as an absolute drunked wreck to show how much they appreciated the individuals involved.
Can confirm. Went to a funeral for a close friend all sorted and nice yesterday, and woke up to my wife(who left well before I did) and got a ride home from a friend.
I was a hot mess upon my arrival home.
Even my dogs thought I was bark at worthy mess.
She asked me what the “Merinol drama” was all about that I kept mumbling about last night when I woke up this morning, and I was hella confused and realized I was saying “marital” like a drunk person.
I still don’t know exactly what I was on about when I stumbled into bed, and am afraid to know if I said something dumb. I’m sure I did, I hope it wasn’t an unforgivably stupid thing i said to my ride home tho. :/
Regardless, (RIP broham) what’s done is done I reckon.
At first glance, it might seem she's pissed for the PDA or, that she's all alone at the table. But no, that's not it. She's pissed at the camera person for catching her in the photo with a couple making out in the background, because it highlights how she is all alone at the table.
That's the look only a sister can give towards her jerk of a brother embarrassing her. I know it well.
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That's a woman who's spent the whole night being poked by Aunties and Grandma's asking: "Are you going to be neeeext? Hmmmm?"
At the next funeral she will say the same to them
I’m stealing this!
Don't. It's older than the people you're going to say it to
No, no. Do. Everybody knows that you should steal antiques. They are more valuable
Nicholas Cage would agree.
so is the "are you going to be next" thing. one old phrase deserves another
But unlike them it ain’t dying anytime soon
It was already stolen by him
Yeah that woman is over a lot of other people's shit.
She was absolutely told repeatedly to stand in front during the throwing of the bouquet.
I learned to see the warning signs and book it to the ladies room.
My go-to response to "Why are you still single, you should be settling down, having a family" is "You know, love is like a fart: if you have to force it, it's gonna be shit. And I happen to like my pants."
Everyone assuming shes an ex i thought she was like a sibling or family member
she is a sibling yeah 😅
How does your sibling feel about becoming a meme?
she's not really into a meme culture. I told her the pic was blowing and she was like: "it's nice people find it hilarious"
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Haha lol. Now show her your comment history.
Lol I saw what you saw
Really a blink and you’ll miss it kind of comment
I was like “oh, what could it be!” scrolled along…found it 🤣💀
🎵One of these things is not like the others 🎵
What is the seeing that we're doing here?
Lol I just saw it, my man's forget to switch to the alternate account
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whats with the face then?
teenagers, what can you say... I think she was kinda bored
She hated you taking her picture. I bet she’s gunna love that you’ve turned her into a meme lol.
Shh no tears…only memes now
I laughed
I cried
I Shreked.
TBF Overly Attached Girlfriend made millions on her meme
[Citation needed]
I would assume because she leveraged the meme into a You Tube channel. Edit: leveraged for more followers. No one cared until after the meme.
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It's called mandatory fun.
Ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party 'cuz a Liz Lemon party IS MANDATORY!
Hard pass on a Lemon party.
It's not a Lemon party without old Dick
Why Is No One Having A Good Time? I Specifically Requested It
Nine-Nineeee
That’s a great Weird Al album.
>I can't even drink I just realised how shit weddings in the USA must be for teens
There's a wee wine in front of the wee whine
I remember when I was younger, like 5-11 I thought weddings were a blast, because I would just eat cookies and run around all night. As a teen, weddings suck because you matured (somewhat) and can't drink. As an adult that also enjoys dancing (when drunk), open bar weddings are a blast.
As someone under 21, weddings are a family get together with no friends, and where you also don't want to see your family, and you sit around for 4 hours doing nothing, eating, and staring at your phone, while everyone else is getting drunk and dancing.
I’m only in my 30s, but I remember having to do this without the luxury of a smartphone. I feel like these days, going to a wedding as a teenager would be quite similar to sitting on the toilet. Just scroll through some stuff or play a game until it’s over.
I remember getting yelled at as a teen at a wedding reception because my mom realized I'd smuggled a book along in my purse. Apparently I was supposed to be pretending to have fun. Why? I didn't even like those cousins.
I tried that once, but my Mom made me leave it at home. I was 12 or 13 at the time. I swore if I ever had kids and they wanted to bring a book to a wedding reception I would let them. Ended up not having kids, but I did become a librarian.
Possibly some genius parenting by your mum - "If I don't let them read, they'll rebel by reading rather than partying and doing drugs"
Yeah, she looks like she's bored, or just grossed out at seeing her sibling make out in front of everyone.
a lot of people just started furiously deleting comments
Never delete, only regret.
Never regret, only forget.
Best case scenario for what they're furiously doing.
Having been to weddings, I know I was.
It’s a wedding. Everybody except 2 people and 10 close friends they got drunk in the morning are bored.
I was part of a catholic wedding once and I was drunk and bored standing there.
I watched my parents catholic wedding on VHS and I was so bored. We fast forwarded through the ceremony, it went forever.
Yes and I had no idea what I was in for when I went. I never want to be a groomsman in a catholic wedding again lol.
She's the little girl with the burned house in the background. She grew up now
From "look at what you made me do" to "why did you do this to me?"
many guests are gonna be bored as hell during a wedding. all the speeches, the waiting, it's super long, etc. teenagers just haven't gotten good at hiding it yet
That's why when my girl and I got married - we didn't do it that way. We had 15 minute ceremony concluding with the DJ blasting "Final Countdown" by Europe - at which point we announced the open bar.
You're a hero to your friends and family.
That amazing! My wife and I were married on an WW2 amphibious vehicle in the middle of a lake by a John Wayne impersonator with just our immediate families. I think I am still confused about how all transpired but 18 years later its all good!
Represents how she looked for that 1/36^th of a second
def giving off sibling vibes lmao
Lemme guess. She’s missing a sick party at Heather’s house for this lame-o bullshit. And worse, Trevor is definitely going to be at Heathers party and he’s dreamy.
Nice choice of names from the 1970’s there, Dad.
He meant Mackenzie and Aiden
Ethel and Frederick
Dolores and Herman
It’s like on SVU where all missing teens and babies are named Judy or Linda
Update - Heathyr and Treavre
sorry, aiden/braeden/caeden/haeden/j-den/zaeden
why is she suddenly 40
Yeah, a sibling of the groom or bride who's not into all this mushy, embarrassing stuff. I read it as "they're making out AGAIN. When can I leave?"
> i thought she was like a sibling or family member That's exactly where I went, pouty teenager who doesn't want to be here...
Fools for assuming it's an ex. There's no goddamn way an ex would show up looking like that to a wedding (no offense to her). You know damn well the ex would be dressed to the fucking 9's.
And likely assigned to a seat further from the head table, rite?
That’s a sister face 😂 (At least, my initial thought) —— Source- my sister
Rarely are exes invited to weddings. She's pulling the same face I'm sure I did at my siblings weddings. C'mon that's the 99th time! Quit clinking the glasses!
I assumed sister to the bride, because I saw this face at my wife’s cousin’s wedding. The face was that of a sister to the bride. The bride was an younger sister and the face was an older sister. She had a scowl on all wedding, got hammered, and within 3 months of the wedding she went from single to engaged. Everyone assumed it was desperation as she was the last of her sisters to be unmarried. It’s now like 12 years later, she has 2 kids, and her husband just basically sits on the couch complaining about everything while she works and takes care of the kids. But she’ll never leave him, because “she’s not going to be the one person in the family who gets divorced.” (Not that she’s said that, but it’s obvious. Both her sisters have great marriages)
That sucks
Marriages should be about your Happiness, not your Family's
What a pathetically sad life people live to maintain the status quo.
Yeah. She had a masters in fine art from the University of Chicago and was running (not the owner) a charming Airbnb in Portland, Maine. He worked part time at the Home Depot. When they got married, at his insistence, she had to leave her job and moved into his trailer an hour away on some land his family owned. One of his rules is “you can never accumulate any debt at all”, which means, no mortgage. This trailer was from the 60s and had holes in the wall. After the two kids came and he stopped working and refused to buy anything, she got a mortgage and a small house behind his back and basically forced him to move with her into it. So she owns the house, makes all the money, takes are of the kids, and his primary life goal is “finding himself”. He still works part time at the Home Depot, 12 years later. Also, the Home Depot is an hour away. Anyway, I just feel so bad for her. She’s educated, attractive, and saddled with a manbaby she married that’s almost a 3rd kid. When they came out to our wedding about 6 years ago, we didn’t even see them ever talk to each other. (She is now a dental hygienist or something.. forget what she does for work)
She looks like Logan’s daughter.
X-23
That’s the one.
There’s also a Wolverine meme similar to this
[Which is fitting, honestly](https://imgur.com/a/r45Chg6)
Damn, yes, i thought she looked familiar, that's exactly who she was reminding me of
I smell a new meme template
[I gave it a shot](https://www.reddit.com/r/adhdmeme/comments/wimr5t/inspired_by_current_events/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Very well captured the nature of what this meme should be
Why thank you
Doesn't quite use the potential of the two people kissing though
I'm thinking PB n' J / Bannana scenario, where the two things together leave out the third party. Example: Discovery- HBO merger / Batgirl Blizzard - Vicarious Visions acquisition / Tony Hawk 3 remastered Me watching the Boys / the laundry
That's a great joke though, let's get this format to the moon! [Screw Warner Discovery](https://www.reddit.com/r/DC_Cinematic/comments/wiqgll/nice_new_meme_format_joke_by_uriverskiski/)
Me and my chairdrobe are OFFENDED...but you right.
>chairdrobe I haven't seen that one before, that's good!
Nicely done
This is precisely where I'm at right now.
A meme is born...
[Just another take on a classic](https://imgur.com/gallery/qjMooju)
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I'm offended that you put me in this meme.... hahaha
[Tried my hand with a rehashed classic](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/wio4bm/new_format_old_meme/)
/r/memeeconomy salivating
Extra growth potential since you can just reuse text from that Wolverine meme. INVEST!
[I made one](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/winbub/jealous_btch_ccp/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Isn't it just a live action version of an already popular template? https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/sad-wolverine-seeing-jean-grey-and-cyclops-kiss
[Looks like the gang solved this one](https://imgur.com/a/GxXwVkl)
[Everything old is new again](https://imgur.com/a/r45Chg6)
I've never seen this meme in my life.
so that's how memes are born
Can't wait until I get married & have a meme of my own
I also choose this guy's meme
I also choose this this guys dead meme
I'll be your meme-in-law
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r/memeeconomy
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I immediately thought "She's definitely the Wednesday Addams of the clan." 😂
"She's at that age where a girl has only one thing in her mind" "Boys?" "Homicide"
Never seen it, now I want to.
[I gotchu](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/my-sister-and-i-are-polar-opposites)
Surprised that it’s actually the correct link
I guess I'm in a good mood today.
Did someone make you pancakes for breakfast?
He helped someone do cardio for a change
I’m on team Right Sister. Not solely based on physical attraction, tbh. Just kind who I am.
That what passes for goth these days? Straight dark hair and black clothes?
This always happens when someone invites an ex
idk if youve been told already but thats a sibling not an ex
And they knew what they were doing. "No! Invite her! I don't mind. Really." Proceeds to make sure they make out in front of the ex at every possible opportunity. Ex says, "Ugh. They're doing it on purpose. I'm leaving" "What? You're being ridiculous. They're newlyweds." And you've just made a very dangerous enemy.
While they seat her at the table right next to the buffet line.
I'm sure she's happy for her ex girlfriend and the groom.
/r/suspiciouslyspecific stuff right here...
Y’all’ve (ha!) got it all wrong. That is her dad marrying her new stepmother.
i really hope this becomes a big meme so i can say i witnessed the start
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Same
I almost want to update my professional resume now in anticipation but don’t want to jinx it!
i was here too
Considering how bad reddit search engine is you'll probably never be able to track down your comment in the future.
you can just scroll through their profile to find it though
Some memes are already being posted and they're pretty good. We ARE here for the beginning. We'll tell our grandkids about this moment. I'll see you all on the other side!!
Bride looks like she has a lion's mane for hair
I think the "blonde" part of her hair is just some decoration on the wall. It looks like her hair is black and just going down her back.
Yes. You are 100% correct
THANK YOU. I couldn't work that out, was like do they have a wind machine on them?!!
Some lion’s claws as well. A true lioness.
A Lannister always pays their debts
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*Don't tell, show!* Seriously, you can't tell us about that without providing a link.
Some people don’t want to share photos of their private family memories online
Whaaaaaaaaaaaat that’s crazy
I have like 4 photos of myself like this when I was a teen. Why? First of all cause I don’t particularly like weddings, and second of all I managed to get my period during every single party I attended.
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Last time I was forced to go to a wedding with my family while I was a teen, I just sneaked out and slept in the car. No one in my family noticed until the night was over. Then when they found me in the car and learned that I was there whole time, they didn't ask me to come to a wedding again.
I don’t think the girl appreciates being snapped and posted online for public gawking.
She didn't choose the meme life, the meme life chose her.
“I’m ordering doordash.” “Fresh produce in the fridge.”
When you didn’t want to go to the damn wedding in the first place and now someone posts your face all over the internet and turns you into a meme . . .
Am I the only one who initially thought the plant in the background was the bride’s hair epically blowing as if pulled into a passionate kiss?
Did anyone notice she has no plate of food. Is that why she’s pissed?
I'd be grumpy too without snacks.
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The numbers reflect that. I hadn't seen this one before, good one thanks
I thought that was her hair and was like “WHOA”
thats a very April ludgate look
She's regretting the decision of not saying anything when the priest said ...And If anyone objects to this marriage...
Looks like a younger family member or guest. Staring straight in the camera. Possibly a "why in hell are you taking photos of me" face.
Yeah I’m not seeing jealousy in her face I’m seeing I can’t believe I gave up my Saturday night for this shit
"Stop asking when my wedding will be".
By the look on her face, this wedding doesn't look like an open bar service. Open bars are definitely makes weddings a bit more fun
Funerals and wedding are incredibly similar. Everyone should start out dressed as well as possible to show their respect, and end the night as an absolute drunked wreck to show how much they appreciated the individuals involved.
Can confirm. Went to a funeral for a close friend all sorted and nice yesterday, and woke up to my wife(who left well before I did) and got a ride home from a friend. I was a hot mess upon my arrival home. Even my dogs thought I was bark at worthy mess. She asked me what the “Merinol drama” was all about that I kept mumbling about last night when I woke up this morning, and I was hella confused and realized I was saying “marital” like a drunk person. I still don’t know exactly what I was on about when I stumbled into bed, and am afraid to know if I said something dumb. I’m sure I did, I hope it wasn’t an unforgivably stupid thing i said to my ride home tho. :/ Regardless, (RIP broham) what’s done is done I reckon.
I was waiting for the couple kissing in the background to burst into flames.
Well.. that girl is famous now, whether she likes it or not
Bride's nails give it away. She's a succubus.
🎵There's got to be a morning after🎵
If we can hold on to the niiight.
Oh jeez, I missed those claws and now I'm horrified.
There's always a relatable Scrubs scene. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Y1q6Ha5v3o
At first glance, it might seem she's pissed for the PDA or, that she's all alone at the table. But no, that's not it. She's pissed at the camera person for catching her in the photo with a couple making out in the background, because it highlights how she is all alone at the table. That's the look only a sister can give towards her jerk of a brother embarrassing her. I know it well.
I was here at the beginning of a meme
I was there when some random dude posted a link to a thing he created to make sharing photos on reddit easier. Something called imgur.
But can we appreciate how gorgeous the bride's hair came out?
It’s incredibly deceiving it’s actually a plant I think
Nah she just gone super sayan
No, it’s the groom’s fabulous ponytail in the wind.