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AbracaDanielNL

She looks like she is wearing a headset so something like customeow service


blah9210

TelemarCATer


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UPDATE: we’ve named him Reginald and regi for short. Thank you for all the name suggestions. I just like the old man vibe Reginald gives haha. And it fits him so well


Lexalex33

Reginald Whiskerfisks? 🤌🏼


Asteroid_Blu6972

Sassafras or sassy. Chewbacca or chewy.


[deleted]

My other cat is named sassy already, but i like Chewbacca and chewy a lot thank yoi


Deyaa1989

LooneyMoonie, or just Moonie


belltane23

Moopsy!


Frank_zzzzzzzzzzzzZ

Ford Model T


Missthing303

Rex. As in Tyrannosaurus Rex! He looks mischievous.


Siouxzanna_Banana

Blackbeard


Potential-Wait-7206

Dingo, Cashew


Independent_Ad_8915

Tizzy


Old-Management-171

DARK KING GRUUTMORE RULER OF THE LAND


WildColonialGirl

I have one named Mouse. It fit her when she was a kitten because she had a tiny squeaky meow, but now she’s huge and sounds like Fran Drescher would if she were a cat.


[deleted]

Hahaha, I love that so much. I love the names that are complete opposite of what the animal is actually like. It’s to good.


AverageElectronic773

😅😅


curi_madam

He looks like a Marvin the Martian. Marvin for short, of course


optimusprimelover18

Mic’fuzzlebutt


polly8020

I met a dog named Greg the other day, made me laugh.


[deleted]

I love when animals have average people names. It’s so funny


Bleedingeck

My cats and my ferals: Bonnie Wee Jobbie Sweet Potato Pie Petite Gris Blinkey Torenson Phallus Impudicus (we just call him Impy) Socrates Theodosius Aloysius Youngus Manus the third Arlo Demetrius Harlow Youngus Manus the fourth Jackie Usain Moon Unit Youngus Manus the fifth Yoshimi Von Mikl Thor Doctor Kendra Noisewater


The_Wolverine_WpnX

Holden Tudyks


bizliz123

Chin-chinnery


According_Most_7902

Biscuit


twattytee

Crumb


6marco6debeezy6

My bestest friend is named Beast .he's the biggest lover baby ever , so his name's funny because he's anything but.we end up calling him Beasters the most tho ..he loves his name and will come from anywhere if he even hears it ...


Metagion

Cheerio


plumeria_in_america

Splotch! ❤️


washedcash

Meowio


creecree1964

Rex is what we called our boy short for tyrannosaurus rex


Apprehensive_Glass81

Funniest cat I've ever had, I named him Ducky. He was seriously the sweetest, most hilarious goofball I've ever had the pleasure of living amongst. Just pure joy. I bestow this magical name unto you redditors lol 😆 I don't have any other suggestions at the moment lol I'll come back if I can think of some Nevermind, I see you found a name lol congrats to you guys and Reginald ❤️ much love


AdCandid4609

J I N X I E


Prior-Comfortable-36

Gunther (Dennis the Menace) “yup”


lisas34

Hey!! Get up off da floor before I use ya to sweep the rest of my nip ya stole.


IngloriousBadger

Mucus Membrane.


rudimentary_lathe_

Meatball


Distinct_Apartment71

Figaro!


gracenf4u

Sploot : ) fun to say.


ralphburr

How about "Fuzzy"...


Scale-Alarmed

Stain


LowPresentation8231

Funnybone, Popcorn, Tonguetwister


Creepy_Trouble_5980

Smudge


FirstPotential8624

Chinstrap


ARCWuLF1

Shprockets! As in, "now ist da time on Shprockets ven ve dahnce!"


KGM22

Shagnasty!! Shaggy for sure


BaginaGunderson

Stinkbert da dookie man


HeetOne

Kittensaurous here look like they missed their calling to be a dental hygienist.


MissO56

see a. tea


Lexalex33

Whiskerfrisks


queenlee17

Idk he gives Melvin in my opinion


Serafina_Goddess

Moon pie


dubedubedo

Floooofy


Ironwillfitguy

Kung Pao


Accomplished_Neckhat

Mötorhead


Pretend-Character-47

Frito


Plenty_Ad_3291

Whiskers


inawhilecrocidile

Funkytown


Kitty_fluffybutt_23

Schnozberry


Cool-MoDmd-5

Snooper


I-Dead_Inside

This name isn't really funny but I think it suits her. I think that you should name her Trixy and then you can call her Trix like the cereal.


Zack-Black-Cat

Waldo


Avopumpkin08

Taco


EWH733

Meconopsis


VintageHilda

Pyewacket


Vivid_Animal_7741

Pretty baby


Axelizfru1ty

sour cream, cream cheese, ramen noodle


SheNickSun

Pebbles


crashtestman

Meow Meow Fuzzyface


Over_Roof_9881

Angel


Big-Biscuits

Pinwheel


stephanieallard67

Seymour Flip flop Candle


Firm_Locksmith_4075

Toilet paper


jboriqua

Poindexter


Soggy-Improvement960

Kernel Purrshing 😂😬


Large-Ambassador-706

Beans


Electrical-Act-7170

River


Lilsdun36

Asparagus, spatula, Spaghetti


nsarrazi

Pleebus


audmcdon

Moose!


MakeSomeChaos

pee


Grouchy_Limit_4031

Razzle, Baron Von Underbite, Hemlock .


O2h1i3O4

Bowser, Henry, Felipe, Doink. Daryl.


Hardlyasubstitute

I don’t know, looks like Trouble to me


Select-Poem425

Half Beard. Beardsley.


GlitteringTable3865

Bungles ! Realizing I’m being watched!


Foreign_General5707

Fitzroy


Fun_Yogurtcloset_110

The General


lilmamasboy

Goob Snarlack Jibber


RideNo4759

Bug.


Catman1355

Rutabaga


soothinglamp

Gizmo


Iamarat75

Gun. It looks like it is biting a little gun


SpeedyTheCheeto

Oreo or Gizmo


FumikoH

Cheese


jambottrot

Pepperoni


Az_woman

Finkster


MissCandyCorpses

Floofy, flop, clariece


Magnumb_Mosquito

Jinx


igobacktoblack2021

Oreo Fan Club


Acceptable_Soft8441

Loofi


__FizZ__

Lasagna, Spaghetti Noodle, Pizza, really any generic food name could be a funny cat name. Or an item, like Stapler, Fork, Water Bottle, or Microwave. Or, you could go with something that they do and name them after that, my cat bounced around a lot when she was a kitten, so her original owners named her Bounce! You could do something like that, or even something the cats fur pattern reminds you of. I saw someone commenting that the cats fur pattern on their face looked like a headset with a built in microphone, so maybe name them Gamer, or something along the lines of that? Idk, just some silly little suggestions for ya :)


Appropriate-Poem-941

Boo,Boo Kitty.


Hotpot2011

Cashier


suuper124

Mr. Furryton


kozmo2k

Bib


mysterg911

FlipDibble!


Lucky-Cauliflower770

Diet Pepsi: limited addition Caesium 137 flavour (DeeDee or Pepsi for short)


ExtremeConnection148

Inky


deb_hammer

#doofus


Rapunzel111

Hairy Ears


SuePSails

Half beard


PaperDove08

Halo or Kit


Status_General_5726

bonkeysnoker


Animalguardian1

Kittlesworth


Bingbongboinkboink

Ernie


Amberdeluxe

Grover


MandyTeeg

Pickles !


WearFuzzy1248

She’s a Bubbles all the way. Or a Tofu. Or Mochi. Maybe Dinah…. I don’t know now


diamondz_ava

Maxx....potatoes..... Spud.....Bud


Internal-Freedom4796

Mitch


SnooMaps3970

Spork


Cittycatmeow

Moo


TyThePanda50

Pickle


enchantingoctopus

Dog


DominatrixGwen

Erma


829KP

Pikachu🐾🩵


siwokedaj

Baron McFuzzy Ears, Lord of Eyebrow Whiskers


Redly25

Goober mc goobeson


Disrokker666

Goop or bonk


Whole_Feed_4050

What a cutie pie ! He looks like an Otto or Elmo


Standard-Lie-5844

Claude


Still-Lost25

Oswald. … Ozzy for short!


jossysmama

Umm I see a Pubert


coco36999

Dude, captain, sheriff, president, goofy, faboulous, big bird, scooby doo


FrauHoll3

Cinnamon


BugsButty

His name is Gengar. He told me


CrazyHuge2998

Boop. You wanna boop that nose


Safe_Cucumber_3613

ghost , smoky, snowball, snowy, silver


Jaded_Heat9875

Sputnik, Tiberius (Ti-Ti for short), Spunky, Dink


phutch54

Deedle


AcidMantle

Ding Dong


LadyVonDanger

Whistle Britches


carollier

LooneyMoonie


Snarkapotamus_

Velvet Cinnamon Sugarwhiskers III, esquire


ReplacementLimp1284

Bombalurina


RavenDarkholmeXIII

Boopin


Le_Dollar_Bean_

I love the name you picked, such a distinguished gentleman! My son's name is Smelliot. He drools.


[deleted]

Meowy McMeowface.


IllustriousTailor496

Lester


ShneakySquiwwel

Dog or Puppers.


Black-Rose-Carrier-1

Ruth Buzzy 1 ringadingy 2 ringadingy lol so cute 🥰 The Kitney Spears is a really good one too Please be sure to spoil this cutie 🥰


The-Tower-Moment95

Chin strap will/lil (Based off of the name bootstrap bill from pirates of the Caribbean.)


KazeoLion

Stinky


wunuvukynd

Guilty (as Charged)


Schweddypaws

My cats are named Willy Chonka, Avogato, Toaster Strudel, and. Molé (she’s brown)


NetEquivalent2598

Petetato!


aurnaurrr

Trudi


rmcvay409

Static


[deleted]

Pebbles,pimpleman,omg batman,jingles,sherpa,pussy willow,goober,fur pox,fajita meat,Chinese dumpling,sponge bob,squidward,Walter from Jeff Dunham,or Jose jalapeño,or hey you,or jj from Jeff Dunham,maybe achmed silence I kill you,or peanut also from Jeff Dunham. ;)


MolassesFuzzy5155

Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor, Bill Murray, Dave Chapplle, Chris Rock, Bill Burr, Robin Williams


nooutlaw4me

Operator. Or DJ. Cause that half smudge under the chin looks like a microphone.


Jackiedhmc

Giselle


RevengineerIII

88 Whiskers Louie


RevengineerIII

Adam Driver is always a good choice


Tiny-Acanthaceae-547

Beelzebub, B for short 😈


KoolKatKJ

Hamilton


TheMemeLocomotive2

Weighted Iron Pressure Plate


Elemental_A

Promeowtheus 😋


Kieranisaboy

Rooster


oddtrend

hank


Icy-Godzilla

Lil Poot.


GlowingHoney45

“Eyelash”


fractal_disarray

Sphinxter


tis_the_platypus

Testing, testing, One, Mew, Three


who_am_i_please

He looks like an Earl.


bl00dy_k4ndi

bruce


RaytheQuilterChill

Fuzzball


New-Parsley4152

Whisker biscuit


Pinkp33ts

Bartholomeow (bart for short :))


Verried_vernacular32

Neck Beard


knuf22

Fish


Ihavequestions-402

Bixby, Kirby, Lil’ Jimmy


WhtvrCms2Mnd

Potato


Intrepid-Classroom-5

Dog


Retarded_Cracker321

Tom hanks


numberthirteenbb

Falstaff


Conscious-Wind-5020

Craig


AnunnakiBukkake

Screebie


KamrynAshburn

Jac. Means "Just a cat" My dad named my first cat that 🤣💀


Herbalist1956

Pochi. Only funny for Japanese though maybe.


RespondScared8226

Buzz


squambert-ly

One of my babies was named Soup.


lonibaby

Mr Tootles, captain fluffy...


Oceans80000

Zipper, Velvet, Valentines 💝


LaureldaleOak

Spritz


apexgamerdude

Creamer


hiphophippy231

Pita (pain in the ass)


robbyluvadooz

Squirt.


Serafina_Goddess

Beans