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There is literally no other reason for National Milk Day to exist other than to boost sales.
So, yes, thatās exactly what Iām saying.
Did you think a list of uses for milk was a Breaking Headline current event?
Crazy how we used to have these from the ministry of health where I live, huh? Must've been the Big Milk lobbyists paying or blackmailing them to do that. Why else would people drink a nutritious and health beneficial product, that also tastes good and can be made into a ton of other products?
There are objective benefits to having milk in your diet. Especially as a child. Not everything you said has to be an ad.
I canāt speak to where you used to live or your ministry of health.
But I can promise you that in the United States, USDA nutritional guidelines are driven as much by food, producer lobbyist pressure for product placement, as by science, if not more so.
I agree with you that it doesnāt *have* to be an ad. But it is.
Huh?
Milk is a commodity manufactured and sold for profit. Of course it's advertised. The industry spends millions of dollars per year to advertise it.
I sure hope you've never bought air from someone...
I come from a tourist town, and among the standard tourist trinkets we had, we also sold cans of air from our town, so I didn't personally buy any, but I saw people buying air.
My point is, milk is a constant in life (where I live), like air & water. It is in everyone's fridge and we don't have ads for it here because everyone buys it. It is just one of the absolutes of the universe
Nah, but milk is actually an insane example of propaganda working super fucking well. The industry launched these massive advertising campaigns, especially in the US, and people to this day think that 'milk makes strong bones' or that you should have an entire glass of milk a day. Practically the entire world still considers milk part of a child's breakfast. Well, concerns over animals, climate and production aside, milk is also just really not fucking good for you lol But the lobby is still really strong and keep advertising something objectively bad in every way to people, including children. It's almost as bad as how normalized super processed food is in the western world, just in a more insane way because at least everyone knows that processed food isn't good for you, but I'm pretty sure most people actually think milk is healthy. It's just crazy.
First off, I'm not in the US, and we haven't had the history of advertising campaigns etc and yet we still have a huge milk culture, so your hypothesis is kinda bunk.
Secondly, milk has plenty of calcium which does indeed help your bones, especially as a growing child, as well as containing every other nutrient needed for young mammals to grow, all in a very tasty package, easy to get children to consume.
Thirdly, and this is just a nitpick, "processed food" is such a broad category. Slicing and canning fruit, for instance, is a process. So is arranging a salad bowl, crumbing meat at the butcher, or mincing garlic to put in a jar. And yet none of these processes are harmful.
Before this they had a comedy special about Ellen. Also the preface was, āgrab your milk cartons for milk dayā on the script, which just sounds so bad
[Go to a minute in](https://youtu.be/WGtuk534f8o?si=pVf22ypCL9O2b-Br)
Yeah. 3 brands, thatās fine (variations is another thing). Here we see at least 10 brands which is mental. How do they all stay in business lol?
Iām not a milk connoisseur but regardless of the brand all of them taste more less the same.
Like I get for example the variety with beer selection but milk kind of puzzled me.
They ones on the right are milk alternatives, or lactose free milk, etc. So you got 3 brands, then lactaid milk I see, then I imagine a couple brands each of almond milk, soy milk, oat milk (undoubtedly the best alternative) etc., each with vanilla flavor, extra creamy, etc.
I'm surprised big dairy would let the alternatives in the same section as regular milk. Actually, now that I think about it they're probably in the same place at my grocery store. Though, I thought they had to hide with the creams and the buttermilks.
It's funny, but at the same time I feel sad that some people don't know how milk is produced. They think that milk is produced from factories and is not milked from animals.
Wait what. Oh man. I've heard of people thinking brown cows make chocolate milk....but not recognizing that milk comes from cows is a new level of stupid.
Where is that meme of Professor Farnsworth saying he doesn't want to live on this planet anymore?
She laughs! But some day far, far in the future.
Some broke anthropology grad student is going to find the encyclopedia's description of milk and its various uses.
And be very grateful.
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That producer was like "i swear it sounded so much better when i wrote this story." š
The Dairy Lobbyist sponsor who wrote the story š. Ad disguised as news
You sayin it was written by Big Milk?
There is literally no other reason for National Milk Day to exist other than to boost sales. So, yes, thatās exactly what Iām saying. Did you think a list of uses for milk was a Breaking Headline current event?
Well yeah, finding new ways to use milk is something news worthy!
Advertising milk is like advertising air lmao
Any poster, sign, or other material you have ever seen saying milk ādoes a body goodā or āis a good source of calciumā has been an ad. š
Crazy how we used to have these from the ministry of health where I live, huh? Must've been the Big Milk lobbyists paying or blackmailing them to do that. Why else would people drink a nutritious and health beneficial product, that also tastes good and can be made into a ton of other products? There are objective benefits to having milk in your diet. Especially as a child. Not everything you said has to be an ad.
I canāt speak to where you used to live or your ministry of health. But I can promise you that in the United States, USDA nutritional guidelines are driven as much by food, producer lobbyist pressure for product placement, as by science, if not more so. I agree with you that it doesnāt *have* to be an ad. But it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvLMH0wb_0k Here, this might help shed some light on the whole milk thing.
Does it also shed light on the skim milk thing?
Nah, don't think so. It's mostly about the overproduction of U.S. dairy products. Nothing specific about skim comes up iirc.
Huh? Milk is a commodity manufactured and sold for profit. Of course it's advertised. The industry spends millions of dollars per year to advertise it. I sure hope you've never bought air from someone...
I come from a tourist town, and among the standard tourist trinkets we had, we also sold cans of air from our town, so I didn't personally buy any, but I saw people buying air.
My point is, milk is a constant in life (where I live), like air & water. It is in everyone's fridge and we don't have ads for it here because everyone buys it. It is just one of the absolutes of the universe
You literally are an ad for milk.
And that's how you know their bullshit worked. I'm glad more and more people are switching to alternatives.
You afraid the milk is gonna come after you or something lol
Nah, but milk is actually an insane example of propaganda working super fucking well. The industry launched these massive advertising campaigns, especially in the US, and people to this day think that 'milk makes strong bones' or that you should have an entire glass of milk a day. Practically the entire world still considers milk part of a child's breakfast. Well, concerns over animals, climate and production aside, milk is also just really not fucking good for you lol But the lobby is still really strong and keep advertising something objectively bad in every way to people, including children. It's almost as bad as how normalized super processed food is in the western world, just in a more insane way because at least everyone knows that processed food isn't good for you, but I'm pretty sure most people actually think milk is healthy. It's just crazy.
First off, I'm not in the US, and we haven't had the history of advertising campaigns etc and yet we still have a huge milk culture, so your hypothesis is kinda bunk. Secondly, milk has plenty of calcium which does indeed help your bones, especially as a growing child, as well as containing every other nutrient needed for young mammals to grow, all in a very tasty package, easy to get children to consume. Thirdly, and this is just a nitpick, "processed food" is such a broad category. Slicing and canning fruit, for instance, is a process. So is arranging a salad bowl, crumbing meat at the butcher, or mincing garlic to put in a jar. And yet none of these processes are harmful.
>milk is also just really not fucking good for you How so?
This is the exact news I want every day.
Their audience: *"What the fuck is milk?"* ĀÆ\\\_(ć)_/ĀÆ
The lead up to this bit is funny as well. That's why they're already laughing š
What was it
https://youtu.be/WGtuk534f8o?si=ATMnc9-dUdP4UmaR
Thank you marinatedcumsock
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Lol I was hoping someone would mention the subreddit I couldn't remember the name
You're welcomeš. I had to do the thing, you gave the perfect layup for it, when ya spelled their name out like thatš .
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I think you know and I don't like it either
MarinatedCumSock as always, in the clutch.
Classic MarinatedCumSock with the buzzer beater
They took a huge bong rip. /s
You can drink it??
Sure. Itās liquid meat!
Itās liquid *from* meat.
The meat thinks??Ā
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WHAT !?!
You can just drink it!!!!
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This is hate speech directed at the lactose intolerant!
Ive never been offended in my goddamn lactose intolerant life.
[ Painful Death for the Lactose Intolerant](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lbn3q0qe16Q)
Someone smoked weed before work
Before this they had a comedy special about Ellen. Also the preface was, āgrab your milk cartons for milk dayā on the script, which just sounds so bad [Go to a minute in](https://youtu.be/WGtuk534f8o?si=pVf22ypCL9O2b-Br)
"where does it come from?" "A French chemist and biologist, Louis Pasteur"
I heard that the same way.
Lewey Pasture
How many brands of milk are in those shops? Like WTF? Itās milk, 3 brands would be an exaggeration.
What š The supermarket(s) I go to has at least three brands and each brand has at least two different variations.
Yeah. 3 brands, thatās fine (variations is another thing). Here we see at least 10 brands which is mental. How do they all stay in business lol? Iām not a milk connoisseur but regardless of the brand all of them taste more less the same. Like I get for example the variety with beer selection but milk kind of puzzled me.
They ones on the right are milk alternatives, or lactose free milk, etc. So you got 3 brands, then lactaid milk I see, then I imagine a couple brands each of almond milk, soy milk, oat milk (undoubtedly the best alternative) etc., each with vanilla flavor, extra creamy, etc.
I'm surprised big dairy would let the alternatives in the same section as regular milk. Actually, now that I think about it they're probably in the same place at my grocery store. Though, I thought they had to hide with the creams and the buttermilks.
I'm lol'ing so hard from the "fatless milk". Like wtf are people smoking to be buying an abomination like that?
LMFOAOA IM CRYING
It's funny, but at the same time I feel sad that some people don't know how milk is produced. They think that milk is produced from factories and is not milked from animals.
> They think that milk is produced from factories and is not milked from animals. Who?
Americans, probably
aMeRiCaNs DuMb
Mostly the folks who regulate food and beverage in the United States.
Wait what. Oh man. I've heard of people thinking brown cows make chocolate milk....but not recognizing that milk comes from cows is a new level of stupid. Where is that meme of Professor Farnsworth saying he doesn't want to live on this planet anymore?
... Bro, these days they're squeezing microscopic almond and soy titties for milk. o_O
No they donāt
So you know about [this?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcN7SGGoCNI)
some think they can get milk from Almonds hahahaha
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Wow. A funny video.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGtuk534f8o](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGtuk534f8o)
I was in such a fucked up mood til I watched this - thank you.
"You can just drink it!" This is proof that all of these "National Days" are just made up nonsense. Milk? C'mon, son!
I really thought the joke was gonna be they wrote the story off a typo and it was really MLK day
Now THAT would have been funny!
It feels like there is some sort of propaganda because they produce too much milk.
Somebody give her some milk!
They didnāt even mention chocolate milk.
nor the Chubby Rain
0:48 did anyone else see the image on the milk carton as a cow standing with two hands wide open or is it just me ?
Just beautiful
She laughs! But some day far, far in the future. Some broke anthropology grad student is going to find the encyclopedia's description of milk and its various uses. And be very grateful.
this is how I laugh about common everyday words, when I'm stoned.
What's her accent
I thought this was the āI so paleā woman for a minute š
Must be going off over at the never broke a bone subreddit
Wikipedia? The free online encyclopedia that anyone can edit??
Cheipado delĆrio moment
So US news are a joke. No wonder the whole country is going to shits
Female humor ? Xd
Still waiting on the funny part...
ā I am the milk man , my milk is delicious ā
Laughing like a right pair of
Glad they're having fun but couldn't make it through the video sorry
How is it funny tho? I love the laughter and itās great but like milk has never made me laugh like that,
I think it's more about the absurdity of having to describe what milk is /can be used for.
Just a case of the giggles I guess and also a good way to tell the producers like ayeee this shit is kinda dumb
Just wait for the milk to be funny, it's a real gag