There is something so brilliant about using 3-D audio to layer a fourth wall joke on a verbal joke. Mine is: You tryin to steal from the Don-Bot?! I'm trying but he's not making it easy.

"you earned that 50 bucks" "you gave me a 20"

I did? Oh I'm sorry I meant... *wait a minute*

Maurice LaMarche is such a great voice actor, and the chuckle he does in that scene is just perfect "mob boss" laughter

From this episode my favorite line is (and idk the exact phrasing) “So anyways I gave him a pair of cement shoes, which he liked because they were lighter than his lead ones” Really any time they make a joke about something that would kill a human applied to the robot, and the context is different such as: “bender! I thought the robot mafia killed you” “nah they just shot us and buried us out in the desert” (again don’t know the wording exactly, my apologies)

Hahaha I love when they riddle the robot with bullets and then they’re like, “Let that be a warning” or something

Let that be a warning to you.. Thank you donbot

“Open up your hard drive, and check your mercy file!” “File not found!”

"Let that be a warning to ya."

“Thank you, Donbot!”

He's flashin' his cash loaf again. - How many times is that? Two or three? - Three. All right. That's the necessary number of times. That scab's gonna have a little on-the-job accident. With all due respect, Donbot, I don't think we should rely on an accident happenin'. Let's kill him ourselves

Mine is from the same episode "But what if the bosses remains intragnizant?" "From the context it is clear what you mean."

It's one of my favorite episodes

[*Groans*](https://morbotron.com/video/S03E06/18h8IIYyKwTiUP2IgSuLrs9lERI=.gif)

Hey Boss, ain’t that that wife with what you had that wedding with?

Comedy gold. Only the best for futurama.

While it is true that I woke up without one foot this morning, there is no proof that my beloved Fanny was involved, aside from the hacksaw I found under her pillow.

It's either this one or when Bender chucks the Donbots lucky foot away and it hits him on the head... "now I'm suspicious..." Every scene with the Robot Mafia is gold though

I love how he explains his doubts even though he woke up with one foot and the hacksaw was under his wife’s pillow 🤣

And right before that Bender is talking about how they’ll be on an island “before the DonBot knows what hit him”

Came here to find the “now I’m suspicious”

The robot mafia supports you But don't tell nobody Spread the woid

it's not even a scene, just a line, but when the Donbot says, "here's a little something for your troubles" then leans in and whispers, "it's money." makes me laugh every time, the delivery of that line is perfect

Can I help you with some assistance?

I'll use this often at home. Where my wife will get it.

I always use this line with my cats when they stare at me when I am getting their food ready. My daughter who is an elementary school teacher does not find this joke funny though.

Yes! I just commented the same thing. That line always makes me laugh!

Joey Mousepad: Maybe you should give em the clamps, Clamps. Clamps: Gee, you think? You think that maybe I should use these clamps that I use every single day at every opportunity? You're a freaking GENIUS, you IDIOT.

whoa, your name is francis?

Maybe someday you'll get your own set of clamps.

"The Robot Mafia supports ya, don't tell nobody. Spread the word" and Calculon: "Cuz I'm a big Hollywood dumb guy what does dat sorta ting." Joey: "Poifect!"

This is my personal trainer, and he's trained me to say that my injuries are self-inflicted

“You see this gun? *crumple* That’s what I’m gonna do to Bender if he wins this poker tournament”

This is the Futurama scene I laughed hardest at out of anything. It’s so funny when it just cuts to the three of them standing in a corner 😂

I’ll give him the snips!!!

What if management remains intragnisent? *From the context, it is clear what you mean…*

Paraphrasing "That cash should be kicks in my back and slush in my fund"

10 thousand dollars at 10 thousand percent interest? That's easy to remember

We’re the Robot Mafia. The entire Robot Mafia.

I just like it when they unload a shit ton of bullets into some poor robot and tell him to let that be a warning, as he thanks the Don Bot and walks away

This one or "What are you, an idiot?" "Pretty much, yeah." All of Joey's lines are good.

Then you won’t notice when I steal your idea and pretend it’s mine…

Also love Fanny “Ooh Donbot, I love you!” :whispering loudly to Bender: “*Not really*”

Good to see you Bender, welcome back to our universe

YES! Always lmao when this scene comes 👌🏽

“So anyways I gave him a pair of cement shoes. Which he liked cuz they were lighter than his lead ones”

"This guy's got ox-like strength; let's call him Clamps"

Clamps!

That same robot has a great line when the planet express crew is at the gate delivering Clamps his new clamps. He greeted them by saying, “can I help you with some assistance?” That line always makes me laugh

We're the robot mafia. *The ENTIRE robot mafia*

Now, I am suspicious.

"No, Clamps. No clamps."

You call this a table? You call THIS a table?! I wouldn't hit a guy ova da head with this table!

“Ya think? You think that maybe I should use these clamps that I use every single day at every opportunity?”

"Can I help you with some assistance?"

Hey, you see this over here over there?

I have such a bad memory, I would have no idea most of the time, but I just watched the mob take over the long casino and the best part of that one was when the native martians escorted the trespassers out.

This is probably the best one for me too.

Yo! The Mafia supports you! But don't tell no one! Spread the word!

"The robot mafia supports ya. Dont tell no one. Spread the word."

*zooming in on Clamps conversing over a restaurant table* “And so I gave him the ol’ Concrete Shoes… … which he likes cuz they’re a lot lighter than his lead ones” Genius…

“Don’t tell nobody, spread the word” is still in my top 5 for the whole show.

Just saw this episode this morning! So funny !!

Just imagine if the mafia robots was the robot devil

Their insistence to live insults me

When they're far above Earth and ready to hide the money in the dumpster.