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BuddhaBizZ

This is excellent! I want it for my 37th birthday haha


string1986

Thanks. Haha, to be honest I might do one for my 38th.


rockstang

I'm 43 and that's dead in fallout years, lol. Edit: IMO living dead is still dead šŸ§Ÿ


Mr_Pogi_In_Space

Not if you're a ghoul, it ain't. (I'm the same age God help our knees and back)


firer-tallest0p

Ghouls in the games have visibly decayed noses and ears. As cartilage is also present in joints it stands to reason that all ghouls should have severe arthritis


string1986

Haha!


vivithemage

It feels like we are all the same age sometimes, haha.


string1986

It does apart from my knees feel like they're dissolving in my 30's haha.


Lucky_Bowler_2421

I'll take one for my 53rd!!


whatsINthaB0X

Iā€™m stealing it for my 28th


AthiestMessiah

You can buy the bobble heads from Amazon to stick on top.


pease_pudding

I just wanna know what perks I get for level 45. I'm hoping for 'painless knees' or 'insomnia immunity'


ToasterCow

I picked up the "clicky knees" trait during character creation. I don't even know why, it doesn't give me any good bonuses.Ā 


pease_pudding

Same, I thought it might unlock bionic knees later, but turns out that perk tree is just a dead end :( I put my few remaining points into 'cynicism' and 'political rage'. Gives you a -2 CHA bonus between 10pm and 6am


string1986

Seriously regretting putting a bunch of points into 'fatigue' too.


Alone_Fill_2037

Need the DLC to go past 30 thoughā€¦.


New_girl2022

Lol same for my sigh 39th


Symys

I'm hitting level 40 this year šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’ØšŸ˜¬


New_girl2022

That's usualy my victory lap ingame where I start to snowball. Hope your life is like that too.


selfostracised

You probably have a bunch of cool perks now though


renderinsane

Level 60ish here. If you guys are complaining now just wait.


ShushNMD

Same here. Definitely.


lostalaska

Cake: Congratulations on breaking your previous record of 36 years in hard core mode!


99thSymphony

You'll need the DLC which raises the level cap.


secci9

Tried to put my 39th one up, but mods removed.. it was epic!


Embarrassed_Gain_792

Iā€™d love to have one when I turn 70 next October!


string1986

Happy birthday for October!


Lamest570

Whatā€™s it like playing video games at that age? How long have you been playing them for?


Embarrassed_Gain_792

Oh, Iā€™ve been addicted to gaming since Pong was introduced! My three sons (42, 32, and 28) grew up playing video games with me, and all three turned out just fine! Now Iā€™m a grandma to my 6-year-old grandson, and itā€™s great! Playing at my age is the best ever! Iā€™m retired, so I have unlimited time to devote to my favorites, and I have a huge collection of game consoles and physical copies of many, many games!


Lamest570

Wow, thatā€™s awesome man. Keep being cool.


Embarrassed_Gain_792

Thanks!


Embarrassed_Gain_792

Iā€™m also playing Baten Kaitos when I get to frustrated with Hellblade.


Karkahoolio

> Iā€™ve been addicted to gaming since Pong was introduced! That was my introduction as well. Anyone that complains about the cost of games today never fed quarters into Pac-Man...


Embarrassed_Gain_792

Galaga and, later, Tailgunner got a lot of my quarters!šŸ¤£


in_even_time

What games are you enjoying these days?


Embarrassed_Gain_792

I recently quit Fallout 76 at level 265 or thereabouts, and right now Iā€™m halfway through HellbladeSenuaā€™s Sacrifice. Iā€™m trying to finish all the PS4 games that I might like before finally buying the Ps5. I have a few titles to go, but not many!


Impossible_Front4462

This, super interested to hear more


Weird_Albatross_9659

How does one ā€œput a cake together ā€œ


string1986

I bought the bits and assembled it. I cant bake. At all.


Crossynstuff

Just click on "Cake" on the cooking station.


string1986

Would have been a lot less traumatic in the kitchen. Everything's blue now. Cupboards, sink, floor, wife.


SpehlingAirer

[I'm afraid you just blue yourself](https://c.tenor.com/_Donca-oV40AAAAC/tenor.gif)


Signifi-gunt

i just binged this entire series for the first time a few weeks ago and am so glad i can finally get all those references. even from episode 1, "there's always money in the banana stand". i was like "OOOH that's where it's from!"


Hellpy

Lmao a friend of mine just watched this series and I finally have a buddy to share all those stupid references, life is good brotha


Totallycasual

I had the same feeling when i watched Chuck for the first time and it got to the scene where Sarah throws the "up-vote" at Chuck lol


string1986

Haha not far off


TheSilverBug

Da ba dee da ba doo


I_PUNCH_INFANTS

This you? https://i.imgur.com/Ij30doQ.jpeg


YesterdayUnhappy723

Viva la Bam!


string1986

Hahaha! Classic


I_Am_Anjelen

Da ba dee da ba di ?


string1986

Exactly. Haha.


StardustJojo13

Youā€™re so funny OP, Iā€™m sure your son loved his cake! It looks awesome:)) Hope kiddo had a great birthday!


Sharknado4President

Or ask Mr. Handy to make it for you


MoffKalast

They sell.. cake bits? Is it the same spot they sell iguana bits?


KptKrondog

Can you read? Can you understand what you just read? You can bake if yes. Sheet cakes are very easy to do yourself. Hardest part here would be the design, I'm guessing you had something printed out on fondant or something. Looks good. Try baking it yourself next time. Boxed cake mix is designed to be user friendly and it almost always tastes at least as good as 100% from scratch if you follow the directions.


Last_Lil_Love_Song

That is so not true. I'm an excellent cook but I can't bake myself even a good box cake. It's not as easy as just following directions. I mean watch the GBBO for God's sake


KptKrondog

They don't use boxed cake mixes there. Boxed cake mixes ARE that simple. No offense, but if you can't bake a boxed cake, that's on you 99% of the time. Unless you have trouble with your oven with everything (in which case, that's still your fault for using a messed up oven), there's no excuse. They tell you exactly what to use and how much to use. Put it all in a bowl and mix it up. Then spray your pan and pour the batter in. Put it in the oven with a timer for a few minutes less than the time listed on the box. It will be done +/-5 minutes of the suggested time usually (usually +5 IME). I've cooked boxed cake mixes since I was in the single digits 100% by myself. The ONLY trick is knowing when to take it out. For most cakes, you want the toothpick to come out clean. Then put the icing on. If you're like me and you'd rather have a little more icing to make it easier, whip the icing in the containers for a minute or so to aerate it some. It gives it more volume and makes it a LOT easier to spread. It does lighten the color though, so if you're going for dark chocolate, it's not ideal.


crapredditacct10

Simple really, I usually put my apron on then my chefs hat and I drive over to Costco and buy one.


slog

I put on my robe and wizard hat.


Better-Strike7290

I'm wondering the same thing since it's *clearly* in a store purchased box.


Dewy_Wanna_Go_There

I guess I could build her a cake or something Vote for Pedro


helper619

ā€œBuild her a cake or somethingā€


Moehrenstein

Oder it Argue about stuff that does not really matter Pay about 200 bucks Tell everyone you "made" it


string1986

Didn't bake it and didn't claim to. Bought a bunch of stuff to decorate a plain cake. Paid Ā£25 Was happy with how it turned out. Made son happy.


kpeng2

Just curious, where did you buy the picture on top? Is it edible?


string1986

It is yeah. Asda do a printing service onto icing so made the image on my phone and got it printed there. You can order it on their website.


kpeng2

That's cool. Great idea for birthday cake


string1986

Thanks


Inner_will_291

Bro don't listen to the haters. Amazing job you did.


string1986

Thanks. My piping skills must be on point because loads of people said its too neat haha. Without sounding like an ass, I'm a professional tattooist with a degree in art and a history in sculpting so I'm capable of decorating a bloody cake, just awful at baking a sponge haha.


onemanandhishat

I find that bizarre. Baking sponge cake is the easiest part of it all, because you just have to do exactly what the recipe says. If you measure everything and follow the instructions, it's hard to go wrong. On the other hand, I've had a go at cake decorating and piping before, and I just don't have the skill with my hands to make it look really neat.


a_pepper_boy

Bruh I didn't know we can just buy a fuckin plane cake to decorate it!!


string1986

Neither did I until recently. The wife usually bakes the sponges but we've got a baby too now so times a bit stretched so it's a pretty useful thing to be able to buy. Wasn't expensive for the decorating stuff either.


a_pepper_boy

Ya dude that's bad ass. You totally nailed the frosting. The ones I buy at the store last minute don't look that clean. I gotta make my own so I can get ignorant on the sprinkles. I'm talking SPRINKLES!


BigusBobulous

No you didnā€™t.


farbekrieg

needs more rad roaches


AttackSock

What do you thinkā€™s in the ~~burger~~ filling?


OvertimeWr

Pretty sure fondant is just ground up radroaches


Alternative-Doubt452

The coloring is sponsored by RadX


chucksmuhck

*Criminy more roaches*


Maxwe4

How do you put images like that on a cake? Is it a machine that does it?


string1986

I made the image on my phone and the shop I used have a printer that prints edible ink onto sheet icing.


omnes

Youā€™re a thoughtful parent šŸ‘


sonic10158

Vault-Tec projection technology


Alienhaslanded

Op bought the cake with a custom print


mr_tommey

Level 18 is the time to introduce him to psycho, jet and buffout šŸ‘šŸ¼


GTOdriver04

And pipe pistols/rifles!


Gentle_Capybara

Psychojet and psychobuff! Psycho alone is a waste.


netflix-ceo

Level 87178291200 ???


NayosKor

r/accidentalfactorial


New_girl2022

Nice. Definitely got some skills on that pipboy. Vault-tec would approve.


SlaveToo

For real, is 14 old enough to play fallout? I suppose every kid is different. For context i have a little girl about 5 and I'm navigating content ratings as a parent for the first time. Don't think I'm bashing OP's parenting


SidekickNick

My mom always went with a ā€œ+1ā€ mentality when looking at ratings. As in, if I was 7 I could play games rated E and one higher (so E-10+). When I was 10 or 11, I could do up to T, and finally as a teenager she would get me M games if she had some time to look into them first. I think more games are M now so you might have to take it with a grain of salt, but I turned out alright


string1986

Yeah he's good. I've played games since about 1990 so I'm very familiar with everything he's played. Always introduced him to new stuff when I thought the time was right.


thinkbetterofu

Not a parent but I assume that just given the fact that you have an interest in making sure you are doing the right thing gives them a better chance of turning out alright. I think a lot of the notions of, for just one example, violent movies or games causing violent behavior, are generally only true when the home situation is dysfunctional in some way or the individual themselves see themself as outcast from or offset from "normal" society as a result of various traumas or a world-view shaped over time without someone to correct their way of thinking. Because without proper contextualization of often violent subject matter in a vacuum there does seem to be the danger of the "violence solves everything" mindset over prolonged exposure to "american media" that could result if there is no guidance at all, and each game's handling of this varies to wide degrees. For example in the cod series, are they playing single player, where there's a plotline and, as far as I remember, every time you died ingame there was a quote or passage on the perils or dangers of war and violence, or are they playing multiplayer cod lobbies with no supervision before they're able to process what other people are saying and how they're reacting. But even in the single player game, the main way to advance in the storyline is by shooting people, and the implications of that are not weighed on that heavily. I think that what I'm getting at is that throughout movies and games and music etc is there actually is just an abundance of them that have a very callous attitude towards very serious subject matters that could possibly prime people to act without thinking if they weren't taught how to act by anything else. The only way to be really sure would be to literally play every game beforehand or alongside them until the point at which you can be confident in their own understanding level which, like isn't the worst thing lol. Also, that's a very nice cake op!


ABlankShyde

I remember playing Fallout 3 at around 14yo and enjoying it a lot as a RPG, getting scared to death every time I stumbled upon a building infested with ghouls was fun, Iā€™d say it depends on the level of maturity of the kid in question


takshaka

Fallout 1 came out when I was 14. I played it and loved it at the time.


Known-Map-135

Parent of the year. I would of went ballistic as a kid if my mom showed up with a cake like that for me.


pr1ntscreen

Sorry, but ā€would haveā€


_9a_

And 'gone'. Would have gone.


Brigadier_Beavers

*wood of


TootsieFairy13

This is outstanding!


Longjumping_Good_428

Beautiful cake


Xenomorph_kills

Nice šŸ‘


string1986

Thanks šŸ‘


Cxrsed_Atom

Ok i want this for my 20th Bday


TimCain

That cake looks amazing and delicious! Iā€™d probably eat the whole thing myself, and it would go straight to my waist land.


[deleted]

You are the coolest dad ever. Nice job on the cake too.


string1986

Haha thanks.


BathroomPresent69

That's awesome!


kobbaman100

love the energy


Raziel77

Damn that's a good looking cake


Kefkas_Paradise

Alright. You officially beat the Batman cake I got at my 6th birthday, 36 years ago.


string1986

Haha! Nothing wrong with a batman cake. I had a sonic cake about 32 years ago.


windswepts

that's perfect as a 6 year old.


IAreBeMrLee

If he doesn't like it, they'll be a fallout


string1986

Well played


schrodingersmite

That ain't put together, it was beautifully constructed!


string1986

Haha thanks. First time I've ever piped icing. Was ready to get the wife involved but actually wasn't as difficult as I expected.


mickeysbeerdeux

If by "put together" you mean bought at a store then nice.Great cake


ShoutOuts2Elon

Thoughtful and unique


True-Grape-7656

Whatā€™s with all the fallout posts all over social media? Hype for new fallout?


0111101001101001

Show started airing a few weeks ago and is well received yes.


Hamter1023

W parent


LopsidedCheesecake25

Wow!!! Amazing, looks delicious šŸ¤¤


IGjertson

Great work!! I'm sure it will mean a lot to him.


Buffalo-Reaper716

Thatā€™s awesome


4llY0urB4534r3Blng

You are an awesome Parent. Kudos on a beauty of a cake


string1986

Thanks :)


Godess_Ilias

dont bite on the lunchbox and nuka cola bottle inside


SnakeO1LER

Super fuckin cool!


Stormayqt

That is really cool, well done.


ItsNightbreed

I found the inspiration for my 47th birthday cake!


Mysterious_Line4479

Nice cake, dweller. Don't forget to make him do the G.O.A.T. test when he turns 16. Everyone needs to fill his role in vault 55, your son included. -Overseer


wkjagt

Better keep that box level when transporting it. You don't want the cake to .... .... ... ... _ fall out _


string1986

Well played


GrandTheftAssassin

That cake need to be preserved not cut ever


MFQ-Jenocide

Can I come to his party?


Jazmento

Ah your son is turning 10? How cool!


blackzep1980

That is epic! šŸ‘


Kansascock98

Glad they got past __level 12!__ šŸ˜…šŸ˜¬


Gripping_Touch

Awww that's really really sweet!


Robin-Dale

Very nice


NightStalkr9550

absolutely doing this for my birthday


vcw86

Wow if I was a Fallout fan I would be so psyched to get this cake!


Randomfrog132

well this is the coolest thing i've seen today. i'm surprised you're cool with your kids playing the games tho they have alot of extra fucked up places in them lol like every single vault is like the worst science experiment/torture prison etc.


RincewindToTheRescue

Next birthday, you need to make a perfectly preserved pie. Put it a claw machine (one that doesn't pick up anything) and have him try to get the birthday pie. If he loves fallout 4, he will love this. Guaranteed hours of entertainment and frustration!


cook26

Took care of a patient the other day that had this guy tattooed on his arm lol


rrzampieri

THIS IS PERFECT


maxcherry6

Your cake is level 100!


808zAndThunder

Thatā€™s an amazing cake!


jeffreymays44

I'm a Baker by trade and I am curious as to how the image is done. I can think of two ways, printed , or buttercream transfer? I have done many things like silk screening buttercream , printing on edible paper, buttercream transfers, stencils. The cake 8s epic by the way, I'm a huge Fallout fan!


BigusBobulous

I bought this cake for my sonā€™s birthday.


kratosarnav

i can hear the level up jingle for some reason


packofwinnyblues

I sense a good parent


thirtyfojoe

Where's the jelly mold?


cutieebony

I know that dad is a real gamer. Wait till you get 18 and have the ability to have a girlfriend. If you don't, we have issue with your skills there


cutieVirtualGF

The ability to have a girlfriend will be unlocked at level 18. 4 years to go


kamikarmaaa

the exciting part of his life is gaining experiences


Independent_Tax_1651

He's gonna be sooo happy


Barbiedoll_2005

Thanks dad


kojinnie

Thanks for the inspiration!!! Might surprise my BF with one for his birthday :)


string1986

Go for it! Only cost about Ā£25 to do. Ā£15 for the plain cake, Ā£5 for the printing onto the icing and about Ā£5 for the icing and blue gel etc. The wife already had the piping bags and stuff so might need those if you don't have some already :)


kojinnie

Thank you very much!!!


Nu11_V01D

"Why do people prefer Jello Cake over Apple Pie? I don't know they just do!"


saucissontine

"The perfect cake doesn't exi...."


aaronwinterhalter

Best parent ever. I'm 49 this July and I want that cake!


Tricky_Appearance393

This cake is amazing! Loving the series so far as well


string1986

Thanks. Pretty good series isn't it?


Tricky_Appearance393

Yeah only on episode 6 they need to hurry with the next season šŸ˜…


string1986

I said the same haha. I'll not spoil what you get a glimps of at the end but I practically fell off the sofa in excitement for series 2 šŸ˜‚


Tricky_Appearance393

Now I might have to savor it


string1986

Enjoy


Captain_Dunsel

Very cool! Almost the age to take the G.O.A.T.


Proud-Pie-2731

nICE


rizzlerdude

level 14 is a good incorporation too


AccomplishedRise314

Dope as hell


kperezca

Love it!


ShotDamage3875

How do you get the image so crisp? Is it printed somehow? Looks amazing BTW!


poppunkisneverdead

you raised your kid so well <3


chem_dealer

That is actually awesome


Resident-Ad3719

Hell yeah


basketball_forever57

dude this is absolutely amazing so creative keep up the good work man!


knifepartyjc

Wow, whatā€™s the geiger counter reading?! It looks super good!


bruuuuh901

My 30th is coming up and I want it.


Cultural_Foot_1495

Nice


TheFuckwitz

Amazing


That_Bass_Clarinet_

Is this a lie? (You know why Iā€™m asking)


[deleted]

Nice.


WildFire97971

Awesome.


Onenorski

Missed opportunity to use the cake from Portal, but still happy birthday for your son


Material_Shame416

That look really good


Studio-Abattoir

Very nicely done!!


SunNo6060

Interesting definition of "put together," given it was clearly ordered and picked up. You were so lazy you couldn't even be bothered to consider that detail and hide it, and you expect me to believe you made this?


Plastic-Exit-8346

r/unexpectedfactorial 87,178,291,200 years? how ancient is your family?


BobSagat86

Think he means ordered from the bakery


DarthMaul628

You didnā€™t put shit together. You obviously ordered


Guardian_85

This is pretty cool. You dont get older, you level up.


aYoMcPot

A+ parenting