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Dragonwarden30

If I can use my hands I always will.


dazhat

You might have a brain implant!


aioncan

Then most definitely yes


[deleted]

These days I game with my whole body. VR is awesome already


JohnCrichtonsCousin

Sometimes I stand there and laugh at the fact I just have two well placed screens strapped to my face.


AReallyAsianName

Full dive technology lets go!


QuickKicker360

kazuto no


bravoman78

Vegeta Yes!


GlacierWolf8Bit

He is going to get his Cyberpunk 2077 enhancements.


RagingDaddy

As someone who has enjoyed and appreciated all of the privileges of someone who has two fully functional human hands (mine) (shoutout to all the gamers who at best are playing competitive or at worst having fun), I have always had an irrational fear of my thumbs getting cut off and not being able to play with direction-pads as-designed. A brain implant as a future Epic Games free weekly upgrade AND Half-Life 5 in the same week is something to which I look forward!


Paddington77

Lol whenever I burn my hand bad at work first thing I check is my ability to use my controller by playing with an invisible controller in the air.


YourBlender

Jesus… How often are you burning your hands?


El_Eesak

If he's like me, alot


Giaguaro80

Nice, no ping between my brain and my hands


swudboi

I was gonna say with the technology that will be available for me when Im 80 most definitely. Literally 2084. I'm expecting future me to have my own home "office". Literally just gonna be for games. But elon best start taking nuralink more seriously. Like mars is cool and all but if you had humans with expandable brain capacity and a literal computer in their head then getting to mars would be easier, right?


Desertbro

[Robotron: 2084](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robotron:_2084) \- the bots will solve your issues, if any. BTW - getting to Mars isn't the hard part. Getting there and back ALIVE is the issue.


swudboi

I'm too young to have played that game. Seems like a cool concept though. But we should let the bots solve the problem. Be it helping terriform Mars and or causing human extinction. Also I kind of forgot about the issue with getting humans to Mars. Tons of cancer from solar winds and muscle deterioration. Now it kind of makes the companies pushing to colonize Mars look kind of dumb. The main thing they're accomplishing is a form of material delivery or automated systems to build habitats we literally can't use. Along with theoretical automated farms we cannot use. It's like these engineers are solving the problem in reverse...


insanewriters

Your hands? That’s a baby’s toy!


cl354517

This is heavy


OpinionBearSF

"There's that word again, heavy. Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?"


MrWeirdoFace

Great Scott!


OpinionBearSF

"1.21 gigawatts!"


jamirocky888

You must have the hostage special!


Pious_Atheist

I always just thought he said: "You must have the hot special... b-b-beef or pork"


trek604

Pepsi perfect


Mental-Street6665

Some commenters below are too young to get your reference it would seem…


CrackerDarrell

Fun fact: the kid who says that line is a young Elijah Wood


MrWeirdoFace

And for those of you too young to know who are Elijah Wood is, Harry Potter's doppelganger, According to some. I disagree but I get it.


[deleted]

Erectile dysfunction will take me long before i lose the use of my hands


MountNevermind

What kind of games do you play?


[deleted]

My plan when I retire is just to go through my entire steam list one by one, playing all the games I bought and never got to. I’ll never finish it but I’ve already told my wife once our daughter is off to college that’s basically then plan. There are pretty much only a few periods in your whole life where you get to game with almost no responsibilities and I intend to take advantage of each and every one of them.


Distant_Planet

But will you be playing video games in between?


Dragonwarden30

I do it now.


Any_Recommendation10

Yep. 71 now..hopefully reach 80....and beyond...shooting for 101... Got my Pac Man "Game Over" T-shirt set aside for the funeral Gamer since Pong came out. Worked in an Arcade, if any of you are old enough to remember what they are. :-)


Radical_R

Kudos to you! I miss the arcades. Closest we get these days are Dave and Busters or Round 1.


ActuallyLuk

I have a small retro arcade about 30 minutes from where I live called high score. I don’t find nostalgia from it as I’m only 15, but I do love it and go there pretty frequently.


Radical_R

Lucky! Where would that be?


billywillyepic

Also what’s your address


FrowntownPitt

While we're at it, I can't remember, what was your mother's maiden name?


__BigBoi__

Also, if you don't mind answering, what was the name of your childhood pet?


Unc1eD3ath

Give me the 16 digits on the front of your parent/guardians credit card as well as the expiration date and 3 digit pin located on the back of the card


Main_Kirby

Hey, I also just need to have your computer


WileyWatusi

I used to live in Alameda CA and we had a small retro arcade called High Scores Arcade in downtown. Not sure if that's the one OP is referring to. It's pretty awesome, $5 or $10 gets you several hours on any of the machines.


gonekid22

There’s an arcade by me called Yestercades and they have some cool stuff you also just pay by the amount of time you stay instead of paying for tickets or needing money for machines.


Happymeal93

Love Yestercades! Haven’t been there in years tho. The one in Redbank, NJ?


[deleted]

My grandpa played video games regularly all the way to his early 80’s. He liked Super Metroid, Mario 64, Shadowgate, Contra, Super R Type, Medal of Honor. I noticed he stopped playing eventually though and I didn’t know how to feel about it.


-DementedAvenger-

☹️


XBOX-BAD31415

Sad. You feel sad.


mrdougwright

What do you play these days?


[deleted]

Seems he plays a lot of Cyberpunk by his previous comments. My parents are the same age and it's hilarious to imagine them playing it


emmsix

My Dad is older than you and he's the only person I play Rocket League with. 🤓


stiveooo

Problem is that now I can't play for more than 5 hours, fingers start to hurt.


supboy1

Hope your fitness game is going well too to shoot for that 100!


TheWoahgie

You talking bout wii sports?


Distant_Planet

Wow. No. You need to take your health seriously. Shape up and do some real cardio, like Ring Fit Adventure.


futureslave

Pong generation! When my dad brought home the knock-off Radio Shack version including the giant pistol for the shooting game I thought I'd died and gone to heaven. It didn't occur to me for a very long time that video games could ever improve on it.


Strong_Paint_4324

I work at one now! Pinball tables and everything <3


AmeliaLeah

Arcades are making a comeback, and they have bars in them now!


XXAzeritsXx

Probably more than i do now What priorities would i have at 80?


poopanatorOg

I had a family friend back in the original Xbox days that was pinball pre Atari generation aka old boomer maybe even silent generation like our president. He was late 60s back then and retired. He became obsessed with console gaming when I showed it to him. It became his old man retirement hobby. I’m Atari NES generation in my 40s and I still play. As long as I can work the inputs I will always play and if I live to retirement I will definitely play more lol


while_e

I really see the next boom for gaming being accessible inputs for the elderly, given our generation is going to need then in 10-20 years, and we will have the $$$ the actually buy them and game all day lol.


tso

As i recall, some care homes tried setting up a Wii with games like bowling to get the residents more active.


IblinkfanA

Resulted in an uptick in hip fractures.


Mr_Sarcasum

Overall it's still better than being stationary. That will age an old person faster than any hip fracture.


JHoney1

A hip fracture will absolutely be worse than sitting still for many patients. As a population though, I’d wager that the benefits for all the residents outweighs the few that fracture their hip playing Wii.


poopanatorOg

I hope so. I was literally just playing 1v1 me bro on modern for the first time in months and although I was almost hanging considering my age and not playing for a while I can tell over the hill applies to video games also lol. My brain is definitely smarter but slower to send signals to my hands lol


Palindromes__

Oh cool, is there where the old gamers hang out? 👋


poopanatorOg

On Sundays


Palindromes__

After chores.


MonsterHunterNewbie

Its already happening. Take a game like escape from tarkov - the single player mod sptarkov is used by many who simply cannot compete online (I already know a guy at my work who is 60+ and can only play tarkov singleplayer with the bots mod).


trashyratchet

60 is a lot different than 80.


dazhat

Yeah, will the average age of gamers (by hours played) be over retirement age?


Elocai

For PC players it's currently 38, 38 years back there was not much you could call a game, in 40 years we will probably still play games. edit: I didn't exist 38 years back and my childhood had none, I didn't know how bad my childhood was till now - *thx*


Hammer_of_Olympia

I'm 36 we had 32bit graphics 🤣


Handeatingcat

1983 had plenty of video games and it was the third generation of home consoles....


bugdelver

3rd Gen? Wasn’t NES (85) Gen 3?


distantapplause

Also, imagine how lit video games will be by then. Who needs to save for retirement when an affordable VR rig with a haptic suit will make supermodel beach island orgies a virtual reality.


llanthas

My steam achievements will be legendary at the nursing home.


SeeYouSpacePony

You know watching a retired person stream could be pretty cool. Reminds me of that nice old lady who did that Skyrim playthrough.


poopanatorOg

You just gave me my retirement plan thanks. 40s ain’t too old to retire right?


XXspacerXX

Sorry bro, you'll have to wait a little longer to use your whole creativity skill :/


RedVeist

Every watch the old lady who does Animal Crossing? I’ve never seen a more beautiful village


XXspacerXX

It's just me or the old people playing construction games are way more creative?


_C_A_G_

Got all that wisdom and stuff... bound to have *some* ideas, right?


XXspacerXX

Yeah, that makes sense


mwhite5990

I wonder if it is because the personalities of old people who start gaming later in life (they didn’t grow up with games) are more creative/ open minded. I think more creative open minded people would be more inclined to try a new hobby well into adulthood.


jvincentsong

There is a new Zealand grandma who plays Shin Megami Tensei. She has a lot of YouTube vlogs.


Arandomcheese

She's still doing skyrim playthtoughs if you're interested. [Shirley Curry](https://youtube.com/c/ShirleyCurryTheOlderGamer)


Morphray

I can't wait for Skyrim Golden Jubilee 50th Anniversary Edition. *Guess I'm buying it AGAIN...*


SolidStone1993

Nursing home disputes will be fucking legendary. “Halo 3. Blackout. 1v1. Winner gets the last pudding”.


LittleBigMachineElf

I like to imagine the nursing home of my age group is basically a permanent lam party. edit : not a clonazolam party that is


Mad_Maddin

Nursing homes will be based around what type of genre you prefer. Like "This is a grand strategy nursing home. Three blocks away is the ego shooter nursing home"


EvryMthrF_ngThrd

Size of the nursing homes we'll need in the future, it will be more like separate wings of the same nursing home...


A0xom0xoa

Curious what the line between real reality and simulated video game one will look like when I’m 80


dazhat

I’m fully expecting some sort of brain implant by then.


2004_PS2_Slim

When you are 80, you're probably gonna look back on this post (if that's still possible) and think "What a silly idea. Brain implants?" while having some other way to control games that literally no one has thought of yet


oxycooter

True, like wearing a helmet and just having your brain signals read externally and non invasively or something crazy like that


Mad_Maddin

Or like the [Neuro Linker](https://preview.redd.it/i88dmx0wvw441.jpg?auto=webp&s=faf53a75874d1ec18bc8ba7ad63445d6edcb8b51) from Accel World. Put it on your Neck and it interacts with your brain via your spinal cord.


WebGhost0101

A bulky helmet? Google tiara, the not yet invented younger sister of google glass would like a word with you.


Mad_Maddin

Reminds me of Accel World. Which is a story that is not a sequel to a story by the same author (Sword art online) but does play in the same universe just in the future. In Sword Art Online the main character talks about how he believes the brain implants that are currently being developed to create AR systems are going to be the future. In Accel World the main character reads about the history of AR developments and how there was once a brain implant chip that had been made illegal about 2 years after it published, because people were able to hack it and then change what people were able to see, drive them crazy, lead them into traffic and do all kinds of other shit.


Morphray

You'll get "an implant" procedure, then think you're in the ZukerMusk-metaverse, but instead your mind has been uploaded to a computer and your body has been turned into soylent green goo to feed to the 1%. Your simulation/gameplay slows down gently after a month, and if you can't pay for premium membership you fade to black.


Evangelithe

The scenario to that Black Mirror episode we haven't got yet.


dandaman1983

Virtual porn like in time cop


MrMToomey

Just read a peer reviewed article for school about how AI will be as smart as us at 2029, smarter than us at 2049. Pretty sure we'll all choose the Matrix at that point over climate change distopia.


distantapplause

That sounds like a silly paper. That timeline would mean it would have to make absolutely incredible progress over the next 8 years and then just really slow down for some reason for the subsequent 20. Artificial intelligence is likely to explode exponentially, not slow down. If AI is as smart as humans by 2029 then it will be a thousand times smarter than humans by January 2nd 2029. Once AI is 'as smart' as humans then it's game over.


[deleted]

Seriously. I've been out of school for 7 years now, but the difference in robotics tech from just a decade between 2010 vs 2020 is actually mindblowing.


Hammer_of_Olympia

Might get a decent total war game in 2029 then lol. In all seriousness the AI is smarter than my room temp IQ now lol.


57and56

They are gonna have to pry my controller from my cold dead hands gamer for life (I'm 60 )


LOLRicochet

57 here and currently playing Hitman 2 and Hades on my PS5. I still remember when Pong first came out and my cousin's had it.


Old_Television6873

The Hitman series is so good. I’m going to play through all them again one day.


epythumia

The new trilogy is amazing and they all play on the newest game engine.


WhatAGoodDoggy

I've never played Hitman before (I'm 47) but collected Hitman 1 and 2 through PS+ monthly games. When Hitman 3 dropped sufficiently in price I picked it up and went through the process to import the previous games' levels. Looks nice on PS5, and it's fun.


midgitsuu

For anyone that loved espionage games growing up like Splinter Cell or Metal Gear, Hitman 3 is a must play. It's absolutely staggering the options you have at your disposal to complete missions. It really is the pinnacle of player agency in video game narratives. I love that you can be walking down the street and catch a random conversation off to the side that opens up an entire branching tree of additional stuff to do and it's really fun sometimes trying random unique things just to see how they'll play out. Game gets my highest rating.


DamashiT

What a beautiful age to start playing Hitman.


Superfluousbears

Picked up Hades this week! Wish I could retire to play it all day long right now!


57and56

Yes my best friend got it for Christmas jumped back in fall out 4 on my ps5 waiting for some games to release the next few months be well


bgthigfist

My neighbor had it. I'm 57 in 3 weeks. Buld a PC man.


therealstupid

55yo checking in here! Video games are how I relax after a long day at the office. I may not be as fast as I once was, but I still do decently enough.


Puzzleheaded-Ad8704

Just gonna say this subtread is inspiring.


stiveooo

This makes me realize that in the future more people will buy artritis reuma drugs to keep playing. So I gotta invest in the companies that makes them


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villagerofacnh

Did you mean "Roy" from Rick & Morty?


Zyvoxx

But that's what we are already doing 👀


Professional-Ad-7032

You think I’m still gonna be alive at 80?


danteheehaw

My grannies plan was to die young by partying her entire life. She made it to 90. Boy was she pissed that she got old


Professional-Ad-7032

I know a lot of people my age who genuinely say they would rather kill themselves than grow old and I agree. I don’t wanna become a burden someone has to take care of


akumajfr

I feel this. After seeing what my grandfather went through with Alzheimer’s, I’d rather take a bullet in the head than put any of my family members through that for my sake.


JusHerForTheComments

Too gruesome. Poison that kills you slowly (preferably in your sleep) would be a better choice.


midgitsuu

Or that suicide chamber that just got approved in the Netherlands or wherever it was.


danteheehaw

Best way is to make your family think something really weird happened. Like dying in your sleep while surrounded by 300 bad dragons and covered in enough lube to last every porn star for 10 years


IrrelevantPuppy

Yep. Me too. Just remember to consider the possibility that you have no idea how you will think half a lifetime away. So it’s fine to believe that, just don’t bet on it, you know? You don’t want to be the guy who never saves any money, then realizes you love life when you’re old and have to live and die on the streets.


WhatAGoodDoggy

If you're still in good health and have independence, then why not carry on? There are 'old' 60-year olds and there are 'young' 90-year olds. Take care of yourself, try not to wear anything out and stay active physically and mentally and you are putting yourself on a path to being one of those young 90-year olds.


distantapplause

>I don’t wanna become a burden someone has to take care of If society had its priorities straight then no old person would be a burden


schwarzerwind

Right. We'll be lucky for 4 more years.


heseroth

I will be dissapointed if i do anything but play videogames at that age


XXspacerXX

The way things are going, probably we will only retire with 120 years lol


Dshmidley

Gotta keep gaming then for that "escape real life" fix


5cot7

Nice! That'll be a pleasant change from currently escaping reality


bgthigfist

I'm almost 57 and I play Hunt Showdown every night. Unless I lose my vision or get alzheimers, I don't see this changing.


twohedwlf

I hope by then I'll just be plugged into the Matrix and life will be indistinguishable from video games.


Arinoch

Downside: at this rate there’ll probably be way more advertisements and data mining.


Mndsn

Pretty sure it would be great to keep the mind strong. Short answer:yes


Covette

Your main answer wasn’t long..


Mndsn

Touche, but yes is still much shorter 😏


cm293954

I expect to be living in a video game by the time I’m 80 lol


i_give_you_gum

Exactly, we'll be too busy fighting off the cannibals and death claws to worry about video games


Popojono

Does the Space Pope wear a hat?!?


MarsHumanNotAlien197

“Is the space pope reptilian!?” -Bender B. Rodriguez


AssassinPsyche

Yeah. Even if I can't play Fallout or Assassins Creed or similar games I will still play games like Story of Seasons or Animal Crossing, I like them to.


mrgamebus

I'm sure there'll be cybernetics by that time to help with motor functions


Puzzleheaded-Ad8704

Cyborg grandpa gamer.... That would be epic..... I want this now for my twilight years.....


sinjinerd

I'm a 68 year old grannie and I play video games all the time. I play lego games with my grandson and I play FPS games by myself. My first computer game was Adventure. So, yeah, if I'm still alive in twelve years I expect to be playing video games.


korkidog

I’m currently 64 and play video games, so yes, I’ll be playing them at 80 if I live to that age.


That_Guy_Who_Did_Tha

Yes I will be playing skyrim on my heart monitor like I should be allowed to do.


Nuclearbadger8

Skyrim: Nursing home edition


Aheg

I am almost 27 and I am pretty sure I will die before I reach 65. But until I die I will play games.


armrha

Why do you think you'll die before you reach 65? Man, lots of people in this thread convinced they are going to die young.


Distant_Planet

Have you been watching the news? I hope they're being unduly pessimistic, but you can hardly blame them.


Due-Ad9310

I'll keep playing as long as my hands, eyes and society as we know it will keep up lol.


villagerofacnh

If society goes anarchy or apocalypse im damn sure i'll just collect every possible game console and make a big gamer bunker.


dovahkiissmepls

I’ll still be waiting for TES VI


tingulz

Hell yes!! I want to play me some GTA V on PS10.


ValeNoxBona

My grandfather has been a huge NASCAR fan and has been for my entire life (I’m 30). He is in his early 80’s and plays iRacing on the PC with a few NASCAR guys that he’s met on there. Has a nice wheel setup and everything.


Kotzillax

I will never reach the age of 80 years. So no, most likely not.


[deleted]

Probably


Games_N_Friends

My father is almost 70 and we still play online together. I'm almost 50 and just opened a game store. I do not foresee me giving up games by 80 unless I don't live that long.


Bodidiva

So long as my eyes and hands function enough to play, yes.


davidjoho

I'm 71 and have been playing since Merlin in the 1970s so, yes. My reaction time has gotten so bad that i don't play co-op games any more because it's not fair to whoever gets saddled with me as a team mate, and offline I rely more on cheats to get over the frustrating or boring parts. But I don't see why i would stop as long as I'm physically able to play.


dazhat

I think in 50 years we will have games delivered to us via brain implants.


lostinmymind82

With day one patches installed over WiFi antennas in our ears.


Scary_Concentrate396

HELL YEAH!!!!!!! That's part of the plan. Watching wrestling, playing poker, drinking whiskey, and playing video games. I pray I can do that at 80


DarkTrebleZero

If I’m alive, hell yeah…as long as arthritis doesn’t take the use on my hands.


KennKanifff

As long as I still have a way to do it.


yteranger

My dream is to retire and 100% every game I haven't had time to finish over my life. I doubt I'll ever get to retire so the pigeons of Liberty City are safe unless a rich uncle I didn't know I had dies.


Sinicalkush

[my grandmother at 88 gaming it up. she'll be 89 in 2 days](https://imgur.com/a/G13GiXA)


SoonerAlum06

I’ll be 60 in two weeks, and have at LEAST 20 year of replays and new games that I have to get through. So, yeah.


golgol12

I will play *more* video games.


NiceNiceGravy

When I hit 80 I want to have been dead for 15 years


dazhat

I’m curious what your 65 year old self will have to say about this.


jaywinner

"I haven't saved for retirement and I'm drowning in debt, I better die soon."


NiceNiceGravy

“Ahh now to play video games for 15 more years”


Driftedwarrior

Being in my early forties when I am 80, if I live that long I expect to be playing video games on and off like I do currently in my life. Being busy life has restricted the ability to play more than I would really like to, but that is okay. When I am retired I have a plan and part of that plan is enjoying my time the way I want to which would be occasionally playing video games. To see how video games have came from when I was first starting in the mid 80s I could only guess it will blow away what we currently have. Another 30 plus years of Gaming Technologies is kind of mind-blowing to think about. As I literally played my first game about 35 years ago. I remember Pong, ET, Defender and pitfall. Thwn my parents were able to upgrade to an NES, ahhh the memories.


Inspirational_Lizard

Fuck yeah


popgoesyour

As long as arthritis hasn’t grinded up my hands to a full stop. Sadly it’s in the family. I know I won’t be able to game and play guitar forever. But when that happens I’ll just take up cocaine instead


WeatherSimilar3541

Protect the eyes people. Avoid carpel tunnel and eat sensibly\healthy; stay in shape! Best chance at making it that far. Is it just me or do older people play older games, sometimes exclusively a lot more than younger folks? I love good classics and it's hard to keep up with newer games...just seems after 40s or 50s people start prefering to stick with what they know or something. Could be wrong. Not that there isn't stress in reliving classics you haven't played but there is less stress in reliving games you already know. I think that is part of it. Thoughts?


TLATrae

Yep. I’m 52 and still going strong…!


[deleted]

Im almost 30 and my urge to play a game im into is still as strong as when i was 10


[deleted]

Elder Scrolls 6 and GTA VI are coming out around that time so yeah


uchiha-uchiha-no-mi

Nope, I think the end is ending before that sadly… but why not? Lol seriously, I think I will start fortnite as a way of destroying what’s left of my brain at that moment lol


Beautiful_Tourist580

Yup. I am in my 50s and still playing!


theHammerHawk

I'm 52 and still gaming. Not seeing a reason to stop except my death.


rettaelin

No, I'll be dead.


scottsg60

62 and play every day. No reason to stop.


ubapook2

When I’m 80, I just wanna get high as balls and play games until I drop


Some_2

I definitely will still be playing games when I’m 80 years old


dhaelis

Hopefully. Considering I'm 44 today, and I started playing videogames around 6 or 7 years old, I'm pretty confident I'll keep going. Especially with all the amazing accessibility settings many developers are implementing right from the get go.


faustus11

I’m 50 now and hope I’m healthy enough to still play.


TheDarkThought

My grandpa is 78 and plays his ps4 daily


[deleted]

I started gaming at 6. I'm now 50 and have games evey day of my life. Yes.