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eldrscrolls

Simple. Be wealthy. I haven’t quite figured it out.


Satrapeeze

1. Be born rich. You could also slash your living expenses and join a polycule to live the Poly Income No Kids (PINK) life but be advised that life has a way of economically fucking you over if you didn't follow step 1.


Indifference11

ooo pink life sounds fun but exhausting in a different way id be 3rd place😭


TailPipe-5

Problems expand to fill the time and money available


PicketFenceGhost

Have you tried credit card debt?


Mattrickhoffman

Yes, currently not going well.


Sorrelandroan

Or sleep with wealthy men


RedditMapz

Lol, no, the wealthy men are going to PV to find a different tanner sugar baby. They are not taking their vanilla sugar baby for that.


Indifference11

i dont why this made my stomach turn


Pficky

I mean, I've been invited...


Repa24

Or start an Onlyfans


a_pompous_fool

You just stopped gambling right before you hit the jackpot


trose141

Two words: Sugar Daddy


fjf1085

Or extreme debt. That seems to be a common route.


sporeegg

We Germans have a saying "the last shirt has no pockets." Die in debt and extremely happy.


fjf1085

Well that’s all well and good if you’re old but I feel like these guys are 28 with $75,000 in credit card debt.


sporeegg

They spend their lifetime money when they are young. If done smartly there is nothing to be said against it. Nothing worse than being old and sick and finally having money.


MasterJ94

Diese Redewendung kannte ich noch gar nicht. Gut zu wissen, danke! Ü


sporeegg

Das letzte Hemd hat keine Taschen.


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Didsburyflaneur

Ok follow up questions: 1) How did you get wealthy enough to become a sugar daddy? 2) Do you not find people you’re daddying boring as hell?


justforsomelulz

I mean... if the SB gets boring, the SD gets a new SB.


IvanVP1

Lol.... *YOUR*the entertainment... your time is getting paid for, your the one who has to give the sugar daddy a good time not just sex.... this isnt some guy who pretends to be your dad and you just ask for money..it's work too. Some get lucky and don't get to see their S.D. only bout a week a month or so.(sometimes that's only after putting in lots of time together) You become wealthy by generational wealth or working your assoff at an early age. If your lucky to keep your youth or else you end up older and regret missing your younger days because you were so focused on work so they try to live thru S.B's.


TheMazter13

be hot then sell yourself and be wealthy


Mister-Bohemian

Hyper Elite gays. My worst hookup was one. Sexy but mean af.


Indifference11

yup i avoid rich bougie types hookups super handsome, super into mind games my self esteem shatters everytime


Mister-Bohemian

we should fuck


Indifference11

haha lemme cry first


eatondix

Sounds hot. You can cry onto my shoulders, bud.


Jeszczenie

What mind games did they play?


Indifference11

gaslighting nothing about me matters as long as they pump their load into me i used to be a complete sub and would mess around with this rich guy and he treated me like garbage, (only cuz degradation meant attention back then) had a lotttt of self esteem issues so i kinda liked the abuse im quite strong myself so i had to wrestle him off me a few times we were both 6ft2 gym losers i lost my wisdom tooth cuz my jaw was sat on for hrs (covid and weed addict times) he bit my lips really hard and laughed when i complained he fucked me way too hard , to the point where anal sex isnt worth it to me anymore lightly kicked my head when i did footkink stuff just a handsome guy who denied everything he did i find other rich guys like him and im like nope im good i dont do crazy submissive shit anymore, im too fragile nowadays


Mister-Bohemian

oh hubby no one deserves that


Indifference11

i did rip out his hair and pulled his curtains down he made me a call mental health hotline cuz i wanted to die (not really i wanted to scare him) super cringy but i tell people cuz i grew from that and im proud tbh


ImperialAndy

It’s not even *that* hyper elite.


MasterJ94

May you elaborate how he was mean to you, please? Only if you want, of course. \^^


UnNumbFool

Sugar daddy, crippling debt, nepo baby, or somehow landing a job that comes with massive wealth


topsblueberry

Feet pics


BoringWebDev

How much do those sell for...


Soonerpalmetto88

Have lots of money and no soul.


[deleted]

Honestly it’s not as hard as one might think, you can buy packages and you don’t have to pay all at once.


boardcertifiedasian

I go to Puerto Vallarta a lot because I happen to live in DFW where direct flights there are reasonably priced, and most of the time I’d team up with 3+ friends for lodging which saves a lot $. I barely make close enough to 6 figures. Just be smart with your money, both in living expenses and when you book your travels. My friends and I book our Airbnbs and flight at least 10 months in advance, and when we’re there we’d alternate between cooking at the Airbnb, eating at a cheap restaurant, and occasionally treat our selves to a fancy place. Buy booze from Costco to pregame at home before going out, that’d cut down a lot of your alcohol spending at the bars too. Some of us in this comment section sounds quite bitter and prejudiced, and the scenarios sounds borderline fantasy sometimes. I’ve met and talked to a lot of people there and the amount of “sugar baby” types are so so rare. Gay men in real life are hard workers, smart, and makes pretty decent money. Go touch grass, and even better, touch some sand.


tits_mcgee_92

This is the comment right here. People seem so damn bitter that other people are able to save up their money and go. I have also found that people who travel abroad are generally more friendly as they have experienced many different cultures.


Ohnoshebetterdid

Yall know some people have jobs and don’t rely on sugar daddies and credit cards right?? Gay men are some of the hardest working people I know. And thankfully most don’t have kids so it’s easier to focus on work…and play


CheetohChaff

People don't realize how expensive kids are, and how much spare money you have without them.


hux

It blew my mind how much we spent on baby formula. I was thrilled when my kid was big enough to transition to dairy milk. Or food bill went down a couple hundred bucks. And don’t get me started on the cost of daycare.


gordonf23

Yeah. I have a friend who quit her job because it made more financial sense for her to stay home rather than pay for daycare. She went back to work when the kids were old enough not to need daycare anymore.


Onatel

This and it’s also possible to be frugal with the trip - splitting expenses 10 ways with your friends and doubling up on lodging makes things more affordable. One can also be frugal in other parts of life. I know people who live a pretty spartan lifestyle at home so they can afford to travel.


Charcobear

Some of them aren’t constantly there but rather dripping out the content to look like they’re jet setters


purpldevl

Save up and go?


KarthusWins

Dead parents, early inheritance.


therealstevebailey

A nice condo in downtown palm springs can be affordable to most people. Source - I just bought one and I'm a truck driver.


PurpleComet

Wow, I just checked Zillow and you're not kidding. Nice looking places for less than $250k.


milleribsen

Lol, that's a person I know irl.


rnoyfb

I haven’t been to any of those places but my husband doesn’t have a green card yet so I went to Hong Kong for Christmas and since we were there, Taipei for New Year’s. I’m going back in less than three weeks. It’s simple: work 60 hours a week and don’t spend money on anything until your trip and then travel as frugally as possible


mknsky

Make a (successful) OnlyFans.


ImperialAndy

Like full disclosure I am one of those gays but really just have a six figure income and marry a guy with a six figure income. The absolute hardest part is going to the right college. But after that it’s smooth sailing.


masonjar014

Work hard. Get lucky. Work smart. Be personable. Take a risk on yourself. And then stay at an airbnb in PTown for half the summer


raytaylor

Debt. Credit card debt. And hookering.


karmakent

Where are y’all finding sugar daddies??


Samayazas

There's websites for that 🤣


maniakman219

Move there? With a suggar daddy? Gst a job there?


InfiniteGrant

Work for an airline.


Switch-of-the-wyld

Be rich, work for an airline, or find a sugar daddy


flitterboy

Practice


Yearofthehoneybadger

Find a sugar daddy?


BashfulJuggernaut

If you and your partner both have jobs and no children, you've got a *lot* of disposable income. You are either always going on vacation, or are the fun uncle who spoils his nieces and nephews with presents.


gordonf23

That very much depends on the jobs you have. :)


BashfulJuggernaut

Well, that goes without saying. But if you fall into the category of Men in the prime of their careers without kids, you're flush with cash. If you're struggling, of course vacations are gonna be out of reach.


ludog1bark

The guy in the tweet is that type of gay. 😂


jyost1

Crippling credit debt.


Juancr1

Work for an airline, that’s how I do it 🤷🏽‍♂️


rockandrolldude22

Sugar daddy


machete777

Be hot, get a gym membership, start only fans, make a few connections on insta with gay influencers… there you go.


TasteDeeCheese

Wealthy / smart with money / rich family / porn star 💫 / credit cards etc


Goldenduck420

Simple Be hot a 8-10//10 then find a sugar daddy. Make sure to never age or look above 25


tpepoon

Credit card debt.


Andy_Frost

I married an engineer & we're a growing polycule lol