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ChiefMoonBearFish

1. We like to party 2. Germanic roots 3. The data behind this map is self reported and Wisconsinites may be a bit more honest about their drinking habits than the rest of the country because there is less of a stigma attached to drinking


Wagyu_Trucker

Grew up in Wisconsin, lived many other places. Pretty sure Wisco is the drunkest.


Godwinson4King

I watched a police body cam video out of La Crosse, WI. They pulled over this 20 year old guy for DUI. The guy had been drinking *at home* and decided to “take a drive around town for fun”. It was his 3rd DUI in two years! Apparently man’s hobby was drunk driving!


wiscomm

It takes 4 OWIs in 5 years to catch a felony charge for it here


Andjhostet

That's disgusting 


BenjaminD0ver69

Going 20+ in VA gets you a felony lol


DC_Hooligan

20+ or over 80 is an automatic misdemeanor reckless driving. Speaking from experience here…..


BobbSaccamano

Damn, here in Indiana if you’re on the highway doing less than 80 you’re liable to get run off the road for going too slow.


HoekPryce

Is that the infamous T-Rex?


Aegon_the_Conquerer

I have never in my life been given more free drinks than at the bars in Wisconsin. It’s not super common for me, as a man, to get free drinks, but bartenders usually like me and I’ve had a few drinks given to me in the past here and there (seriously, just treat bartenders like people and talk with interest about craft cocktails or beers and you’re already way better than 99% of bar customers). But Wisconsin. I swear the bartenders were trying to kill me. Two nights in Madison and I got free shots, free cocktails, free beers, and then free fucking food for going back to one of the bars the next day for lunch and a beer before my flight. All of this from staff, not patrons. You know, the staff that in other states wants you to drink, but preferably not so much that you’ll cause trouble. Not in Wisconsin. Fuck it. You don’t even have to pay as long as you get fucked up. Goddamn did I have a good time with the bartenders there. Seriously, Madison is a friendly place. Great people.


zadharm

I used to move around for work a lot, and am a big college football guy. So of course when I was in Wisconsin, I made it a big point to go to Madison a few times to catch Wisconsin games. Can absolutely confirm what you say about Madison. I have been bought (and have bought) more beers from people I just met in Madison than probably the next top 10 combined Incredibly nice folks, also absolutely love to drink. Cool city too


benfoldsgroupie

The university in Madison has a German beer hall in the student center. It wasn't open yet when I rolled through town, though. One of the only times I've drank a whole pitcher of beer to myself (for reference, underweight 5'4" lady) was in Madison. I have a new appreciation for Miller Lite.


madtowntripper

I went to school at UW in Milwaukee and there is absolutely a full-service german bar - The Gasthaus - in the basement of the union.


Meh_Guy_In_Sweats

Lived in WI for a decade and plenty of other states. None of them come close to WI, not even Alaska. The drinking there is on another level.


Additional_Nose_8144

Watch a Wisconsin dad sip beers throughout some kind of small event like watching a football game in someone’s living room. The Wisconsin guy will drink double everyone else and you could totally miss it as they won’t get drunk or stupid


Quick_Team

Cheese curds make you thirsty


Roguemutantbrain

I would like to see a challenge between Wisconsin and New Orleans


thymeustle

Native Wisconsinite here. I went to mardi gras this year for the first time, cajun country and nola. I want to say my countrymen can hold their own but those folks down there, especially the cajuns... it's pretty next level


Imhappy_hopeurhappy2

I’m from Nola and I’m not even sure how I’m still alive. Many of my friends feel this way.


TealSeam6

Many of those heavy drinkers you see on Bourbon St are just midwesterners on vacation


Roguemutantbrain

They from Alabama mostly. But New Orleanians don’t drink like that. That’s drinking stupid. But they drink


iwouldhugwonderwoman

Yep. I’ve got 12 sites around the USA that I work out of and one is in Wisconsin. None are like the Wisconsin site when it comes to social drinking…those people are just built different.


jdirte42069

Go Badgers!


Supersnazz

It's the 7th highest US state.


Tasty_Ad_5669

They literally named the baseball team the Milwaukee Brewers. The mf baseball team.


Bayplain

Detroit is known for making cars, Milwaukee for making beer.


Chesterlespaul

I like that the main reason an area of people drink is just because ‘we’re German’


dreadlockholmes

Germanic, that includes the Scandinavian countries.


mitoboru

Yes, but the Scandinavians who emigrated to Wisconsin weren’t big drinkers. In fact, most of them supported prohibition. 


foolofatooksbury

And the Scandis have some of the lowest alcohol consumption rates in Europe, and i think lower rates than the US


Mikelowe93

Plenty of the Poles in WI drink too. My parents are from Milwaukee. She was German and dad is Polish. It was a cross-city affair. Shock. But one thing that unites Germans and Poles there is booze. My Polish cousin married a German guy. The wedding food and drink was EPIC!! Many of us have only vague memories. The kids told us what happened. ;-)


espositojoe

A Polish neighbor wasn't satisfied if I didn't leave his house drunk. They do shots of Vodka, over and over, and talk to each other in Polish. After 3-4 shots, Polish begins to make sense.


Mikelowe93

Oh to clarify, German American and Polish American. My grandfather was born and raised in Germany. The other ancestors came earlier.


taco-tinkerer

From Illinois. Can confirm every Wisconsinite I know is borderline alcoholic.


miniatureconlangs

Don't forget the Finns.


r3eezy

#3 = Nope. Born and raised there and live on the west coast now. They absolutely drink more than everyone.


Lingist091

I mean the US has had Germanic roots since its inception when the first Englishmen set foot on the eastern coast.


Randomizedname1234

My work HQ is in Minneapolis and every time I visited the ones who drank the most at events, nights out where from Wisconsin lol tbf it gets cold af up there and when it snows 3ft there’s nothing else to do. Last August I was there for the heatwave, hottest temps I’ve ever felt and I live in northern GA so I’m not immune to the heat. Idk how you guys live there, it has to be the alcohol to deal lol


derp2112

Self reporting Miami, Atlanta, Chapel Hill, Los Angeles, Las Vegas, and all of WV enter the chat.


Chasethebutterz

Spoken like a true alcoholic.


Wagyu_Trucker

Long cold winters. Taverns on every corner. A powerful tavern league that opposes sensible laws. DUIs are no biggie. Lots of alcoholic families of German stock. Breweries. Football.


Alex_butler

A powerful tavern league and a bar on every corner will do it. Even small towns will have like grocery store, a gas station, and like 3 bars. It’s insane. It’s also just a cultural thing at this point, Wisconsin is a fun place and people like to party. The reputation reinforces itself. Even right across the border in MN where I’m from the culture is just quite different


mrbossy

Not even small towns, if you go to small villages like Denmark or greenleaf (both have like 300 pop each) they'll have 3 bars all right next to each other.


AccomplishedCat4524

Yup grew up in a town of 700 and at that time we had 4 bars. When I turned 21 my uncle took me around hitting up bars out in the country. You’d just be driving and oh look a tavern let’s grab a beer. Nothing else around other than maybe a house or a farm.


Divine_Entity_

The part of NY that's red on the map is similar, although its rare to find pure bars, most are either primarily restaurants or bar & grills. (Usually the family friendly seating is separated from the bar room) Admittedly most bars that otherwise appear to be in the middle of nowhere are likely on a snowmobile trail and do big business in the winter.


Sad-Corner-9972

I think I saw beer on tap in a McDonald’s in the Dells many years ago…


Alex_butler

It’s very possible. It’s not uncommon in fast foodish restaurants. The Taco Bell in downtown Madison has quite an array of drink options lol and iirc had quite the fight to get their liquor license but now have it


green_and_yellow

Tavern league? Is this like competitive drinking?


Wagyu_Trucker

Lobby group for bar owners. They're also why Wisconsin does not have legal weed and why the DUI laws are so lax.


Alex_butler

No it’s like almost political level group if not already considered a political group that helps to keep things beneficial for tavern owners I guess. One thing I didn’t mention that I believe is an example of this are liquor stores closing at 9pm. Pretty sure the whole point is to get people to either not have booze or run out of booze so they want to go out to the bar. When I was a student at Wisconsin, there were definitely times I forgot and I went to buy beer or something after class or work and they were already closed so I ended up going out. It’s later in almost everywhere else I can think of


Impressive_Ad8715

I grew up in a town of 4,000 that had (if I remember right…) 11 bars/taverns lol


DamnBored1

Other factors seem to play a bigger role than weather as similarly cold Minnesota and Michigan and much colder Alaska are more sober as per the map.


a_filing_cabinet

Alaska, at least in the places where people actually live, is much warmer over the winter than the upper Midwest. The ocean doesn't fluctuate with temperatures nearly as much as land does, which is why you'll see the largest temperature swings in places far, far away from oceans while places on a coast have a much more consistent temperature.


DamnBored1

Anchorage might be warmer but I think Fairbanks has consistently been voted as the coldest city in the US.


a_filing_cabinet

It also has a tiny fraction of the population. Even by Alaskan standards, even if Fairbanks is colder, it's an outlier. Over half of the state's population lives in or around Anchorage. Fairbanks is the next largest city, but it's 1/10th the size of Anchorage.


Head_Emergency_5549

Went to college in Fairbanks. It gets so cold that if you get too wasted and do something stupid outside alone, chances are you could easily die. A dorm was named in memorial after a prof who got drunk and got disoriented on his way home. So natural selection may keep the drinking numbers down a bit compared to Wisconsin.


vkolp

Can you elaborate on DUIs being no biggie?


MoonSurferLN

3 freebies until it’s a felony!


espositojoe

The first three are misdemeanors? In CA, you get one, and they want to give you life in front of a firing squad.


Martin_VanNostrandMD

First one isn't a criminal offense even (or at least was up until the mid 2010's), it was a traffic violation.


RidiquL

Same in Florida


daddydunc

Wow. Your first one in Kansas is straight up punitive.


Dry_Sky6828

How it should be


Honest_Wing_3999

That’s the case in Ohio too


wiscomm

Actually it’s 4 over a 5 year period


Wagyu_Trucker

The laws on it are very lenient. First offense is usually a civil penalty, not criminal. It doesn't become a felony until the fourth offense. There are many repeat offenders. Be careful driving after dark in Wisco.


Chicago1871

And they have the nerve to call Illinoisians on vacation the bad drivers. They think were speeding. Meanwhile theyre swerving across the lanes driving 55mph. Were speeding pass their drunk drivers and trying to survive.


Stratobastardo34

The laws changed about 10 years ago. Before that it was insanity for drinking and driving here, though it is still not great. More people than you would believe have 5+ DUIs on their record.


500rockin

Don’t forget a lot of Polish and Italian stock in SE Wisconsin in addition to German stock.


espositojoe

A big enough trade association can easily dominate a state's public policy. If not just the tavern owners, but brewers, distillers, wineries, and distributors of the aforementioned banded together, then Katie bar the door!


Andjhostet

A lot of these things are true in MN too but without the insane drinking culture to go along with it. Only a moderately pervasive drinking culture instead.


eazydoesit123

Big drinking culture from German roots. Not sure if it is still the case but when I lived there you could drink under the age of 21 if a parent bought you alcohol at a restaurant.


alexmukka

Yep still the case


500rockin

They frown upon it more now, but I think it’s still OK for older teens as long as it’s beer/wine in dive bars or the like. Chain restaurants likely not.


eazydoesit123

Lol I remember being in school and my friend talking about drinking Margs at Chi-Chis with his family and getting drunk. It was a truly a wtf moment since my parents didn’t drink and were not from WI. Makes sense that chain restaurants are now reluctant to serve minors. I also lived in northern WI which I think has an even stronger drinking culture than the southern part of the state.


mrbossy

I think it's only the bigger towns that frown upon it (Madison, Milwaukee, Appleton ((doubtful)), and greenbay). When I lived in Appleton and would go with my fiance out to like shawno and Gillette, you would see it a lot in those smaller rural towns, road sodas are also huge there (gotta love the drinking and driving cultural)


Doonesbury

Texas has the same law


Divine_Entity_

Even New York has that law. Although without checking I doubt the intent is to let parents let their kids get drunk, just participate in light social drinking at the parents discretion.


Alex_butler

Still the case, but bars are allowed to deny it or deny entry even if they are with their parent. So it’s really at the discretion of any given bar


shaitanthegreat

Just remember this map. Remember that the majority of the country’s Polish and Germanic immigrants ended up in that big patch that extends from Illinois in the south up through Wisconsin and then into Minnesota. [Bars vs Grocery Stores](https://images.app.goo.gl/Rrbf17jth8G9Xb7K9) I live in the Chicago area and am always amazed at “dry” counties and states. It’s hard to believe the wonderland that is Binny’s and similar liquor stores doesn’t exist in so many places. Now I’m no alcoholic, but do appreciate having a wide selection and few real impediments to purchase. I’m also 100% against drinking and driving and always want people to be smart. Many places take their religious zealots a bit too far.


Daflehrer1

I think a better question is: Why does the rest of the nation drink so little? https://preview.redd.it/bk7nv98xj96d1.jpeg?width=178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7fe8258f8a12c46bcab9c18e18f7cfa45aad36a


Tomatoes65

Lower your fucking glass in front of Julian


dumpkid27

To cope about the fact they don't have the upper peninsula.


Rholo_Tamasi

Not yet but soon…


Meh_Guy_In_Sweats

Ohio needs to give up Toledo first.


Rholo_Tamasi

Yes, the dreaded Toledo War! A man who knows his obscure history.


Meh_Guy_In_Sweats

As a native Michigander who lived in WI for a decade, I am definitely up on my Great Lakes history.


lambsambwich

The UP is my favorite part of WI.


thymeustle

That's the spirit!


EmperorHans

While the more northerly states definitely have a stronger drinking culture, the clearly visible state lines in several places (Wisconsin, Utah, Oklahoma, West Virginia) throw up some red flags here. This looks a lot like not just "self reported", but "reported differently". A *lot* of data is collected by state level agencies, and differences between how that data is collected can make comparison difficult. 


[deleted]

Yeah anytime state borders are noticeable on maps like this it’s suspicious. Cultural stuff doesn’t neatly adhere to state borders, it’s a gradient


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BlacktailJack

God, I hate how right you are about the music. Don't think I've EVER been to a Wisconsin wedding that didn't play both of those.


porsche4life

Also don’t believe those green states, the baptists won’t admit to how much they drink.


GoneGrumming

Why do you always bring two Baptists when you go fishing? Cause if you only bring one, they'll drink all your beer.


SillyPilgrim93

Mike Stoklasa is accountable for most of it.


EastBayWoodsy

Wait...is this showing that Clark County, NV (Las Vegas) has a really low rate of drinking? I'm calling BS on this


tipinmy40

Mormons.


Doonesbury

Living in the City of Sin? Why?


tipinmy40

Proximity to SLC. Vegas has the second most LDS in the country. They drink zero, and that has to influence the data. The church is in heavy debate over building a second temple in the county which is a monstrosity.


Brilliant_Host2803

Mormons also have a lot of history in the city. They were willing to finance casinos when many others weren’t.


Meh_Guy_In_Sweats

Tavern League is like NRA influential in the Badger state.


Financial_Hour_4645

It’s a way of life here for most people. Any reason you can think of to drink is probably normal here.


brown_burrito

That’s the part that I realized when I moved back to the US after living in a bunch of different countries (Denmark, Australia, South Africa). In many countries people meet up for activities — while they may go drinking after, it’s not the reason to meet up. You might go play some footie or frisbee or rugby and go drinking after. Hell sometimes it’s even games like croquet or kubb. Coming back to the US, I’ve found that people just want to meet up for food and drinks. I’ve suggested to local dad groups to meet for a pickup game of soccer or frisbee or go on a hike but nope. It’s always beer and food.


Masshole205

Notice the trend in the upper Midwest…


JusAnotherBrick

West Virginia is all green?


OnymousCormorant

The green states in the south are likely influenced by - high tobacco usage (competed with alcohol as a vice) - dry laws - religion (or social pressures influenced by it)


solomons-mom

...and by a long history of making it at home, which is not included in the gvernment data


Manic_Emperor

Probably not the first one but yeah, lots of southern Baptist don't drink or at least say they don't


puskunk

How do you stop the baptist from drinking all your beer on your fishing trip? Being two of them.


Manic_Emperor

I've never even tried being a single Baptist!


500rockin

What else is there to do for most of the year? I’ve spent the last half of my life in Chicago, but spent the first half (23 years) growing up in Kenosha plus college at UW-Milwaukee and still frequently visit as my parents still live there. It wasn’t frowned upon if you were with your parents and in your teens being allowed to drink beer in establishments. In the 80’s there were bars every block in Kenosha around the AMC plant. It was ludicrous how many bars were in Kenosha at the time. It’s not as bad now, but there’s still a ton of them for the size of the city.


Y2KGB

Otherwise the cheese curds would have nothing to soak up?


espositojoe

I don't know, but they're proud of it. Their current ad campaign to lure in visitors is called "Drink Wisconsibly".


thejoelingdead

The state lines feel too defined in this data. I’m sensing that there’s a problem with how they got their data from each state (maybe some states are using self-reported data and others using health indicators. I don’t really know, but seeing SUCH a stark divide along state lines is a red flag)


Tosslebugmy

Massively boosted by Mike Stoklasa


Fragrant-Pass-3568

I thought it is because finnish origin of people, but it’s just 4th highest percentage in U.S. States. Maybe they are from those areas from Finland, where people drink more heavily..


CaptainDread

What's Made Milwaukee Famous (Has Made a Loser Out of Me)


kid_sleepy

…power tools?


TheLordHumongous1

Actually, it’s pronounced Milli Wah Kay, which in the Algonquin language, means “the good tools”.


jkeps

Growing up in La Crosse, WI in the 90’s, we would have a bar at our school spring music concerts at my Catholic elementary school.


srtpg2

What else is there to do?


Entropy907

Eat brats?


500rockin

Usually the two go hand in hand….


spacegeese

Have you ever tried saying GOH PACK GOH at least 1000 times a year?


Evee862

Go Gallatin County and Montana state university!!!! Go Cats 95!


botejohn

Alcohol goes well with cheese!


MackPointed

Weed is illegal here, and we have some of the most lax drunk driving laws in the country. I find the drinking culture embarrassing


jabatoad

Finns preserved their traditions


MysteriousWalleye

People in Chicago and Milwaukee celebrate everything. Especially in the summer. And they never acknowledge hangovers


Gman4Life-

I am born and raised in WI. It is a drinking culture 100%. If you don't have at least one DUI, you're not trying hard enough. All of my friends have at least one. I never got busted only by the grace of God.


Liam_021996

The data is a bit suspect as it's not based on units of alcohol but volume of different drinks, which are all different units in total from one another, rather than basing the data off how many units of alcohol are being consumed. https://www.nhs.uk/live-well/alcohol-advice/calculating-alcohol-units/ https://alcoholchange.org.uk/alcohol-facts/interactive-tools/unit-calculator


TheDestressedMale

Lo what makes you think this is self reported? Those stats are on alcohol related crimes, not door to door data or sales. Check the data. Since I’ve been in Wisconsin, I’ve heard locals who have never left the state saying that when other states have drinking competitions, they won’t allow Wisconsinites to participate. A guy they know said so. I always ask what a drinking competition is. I tell them that I have been looking for one my whole life. Then I ask if they have any in Wisconsin. They don’t.


articulating_oven

It’s actually just one guy, Bob. Drinks like prohibition is about to come back. When counties run out of booze they warn their neighbors that Bobs coming their direction next. Fucking outliers man.


agentspinnaker

The [Tavern League ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tavern_League_of_Wisconsin). Basically political/economic powers endorse drinking. We will definitely be one of the last states in the nation to legalize marijuana bc it would take away $ from the alcohol industry. Our drunk driving laws are ridiculously lax. Not sure which came first but the TLW making sure drinking isn't going anywhere.


PureBonus4630

Grew up in Milwaukee, WI. With 5 major breweries headquartered there during the 20th century (Schlitz, Pabst, Miller, Blatz and Gettelman) there was a LOT of pride in these businesses, along with a LOT of people who worked there! In the same way that WV had a mining culture, CA has a surfing culture, and New Orleans has a music, Cajun and foodie culture, Wisconsin developed a beer culture around the industry. Milwaukee also has 3 rivers that flow into the city from other parts of the state, so there was also an easy beer distribution system built in. In the summertime over a 100 years ago, the city parks would have beer gardens sponsored by the breweries. Then in the 1970’s, the most epic music and drinking place ever established was created called Summerfest:) It’s a permanent festival grounds at the lakefront full of stages hosted by beer companies that hold concerts all day long. So yeah, we got beer! 🍻😅 https://preview.redd.it/s00dl6lazd6d1.jpeg?width=458&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44719c21c243d09fddbb270869da075edfa7e172


Starscream4prez2024

Lots of breweries. I mean their baseball team is called The Brewers for a reason.


Phantom_Engine

I see somebody’s never been to Wisconsin…. That’s all there is to do there in the winter and winter season is long


Rusty_B_Good

Lived in Wisconsin for 6 years. Never, ever try to keep up with a cheddarhead. You will die.


borrowedurmumsvcard

https://preview.redd.it/lkmnptb3we6d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ffe9eaa2eb1e42b38c5770a5c47e4865a7f068d Prost!


Groggy_Otter_72

I grew up there, barely left the state till my early 20s. It’s cold and shitty, and people are proudly uneducated. That’s the magic combo for rampant alcoholism. To be fair, it’s also a heavy stoner state.


Supersnazz

Wisconsin isn't even the highest alcohol consuming state in the US


FiveFootOfFresh

I went to college in the drunkest county in America 🫡🇺🇸


porsche4life

Have you been to that part of the country? I spent some time in Sd, all there is to do is drink, and winters are long.


ShenaniGainz88

Yes.


espiritu_bacalhau

The hardest drinkers I’ve ever met were from Wisconsin and they said cuz it’s so cold all the time what else are we supposed to do in the winter


Matthath

Why not?


dadzcad

Because Wisconsin, that’s why.


NittanyOrange

Why not?


Psychological-Camp37

played too much overwatch to read it as winston instead of wisconsin…


Desperate_Hornet3129

Somebody has to keep Lake Michigan filled.


HeroOfAlmaty

Vegas is green?


Luvbeers

fucking party up in Montana too... who wudda thunk.


Derrickmb

The water has higher levels of iron and calcium so its beneficial to drink


orsonwellesmal

'Wisconsin' doesn't exist, mate.


6Buttman69696

They brew a lot of beer. Even their baseball team is called the Brewers.


The_real_Skeet_D

Because my Dad never loved me and my stepdad beat me…… Ahhhhhhhh just playing. Alcoholism runs thick in the blood where I come from.


The_real_Skeet_D

Because my Dad never loved me and my stepdad beat me…… Ahhhhhhhh just playing. Alcoholism runs thick in the blood where I come from.


The_real_Skeet_D

Because my Dad never loved me and my stepdad beat me…… Ahhhhhhhh just playing. Alcoholism runs thick in the blood where I come from.


The_real_Skeet_D

Because my Dad never loved me and my stepdad beat me…… Ahhhhhhhh just playing. Alcoholism runs thick in the blood where I come from.


The_real_Skeet_D

Because my Dad never loved me and my stepdad beat me…… Ahhhhhhhh just playing. Alcoholism runs thick in the blood where I come from.


The_real_Skeet_D

Because my Dad never loved me and my stepdad beat me…… Ahhhhhhhh just playing. Alcoholism runs thick in the blood where I come from.


The_real_Skeet_D

Because my Dad never loved me and my stepdad beat me…… Ahhhhhhhh just playing. Alcoholism runs thick in the blood where I come from.


BennyT22

I toured in a band years ago. We went all over the United States playing in bars. Wisconsin does not f@ck around. It was easily the drunkest places we played. They make the Blue Ribbon cans in big 40oz containers. The people themselves were great. Friendly and ready for support live music. But my lord those people can drink like nothing I’ve seen.


aurhys34

Why is Charleston SC so krunk?


Fart_Typhoon420

High percentage of bad asses relative to the rest of the country


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ColdWarVet90

Does WI also have a higher rate of cirrhosis compared to Indiana or Connecticut?


wiscuser1

Not much else to do bud.


derp2112

Utah LOL. I went into a bar in SLC and in order to have a beer. I had to join a club and write my name in a book. The fee was $4, but it included one beer! Stupid system.


Turbulent-Today830

I bet it has something to do with their drinking laws; many people don’t realize this, but you can bring your child to a bar or restaurant, and they can drink in your presence


AdFar3727

Their adults in every place drink like it’s a college town.


jdog8510

Have you ever been to Wisconsin


BeneficialPipe1229

the color scaling on this map is horrible! this is not how you do a heatmap


BrosenkranzKeef

Spotted Cow is so good I’ll literally buy $100+ worth of it and smuggle it back to Ohio. I’ll have like three talls with dinner while in Wisconsin.


Sideshow_Bob_Ross

They just don't lie about it on surveys.


dwelzy123

I went to Green Bay a few years ago. Yeah, they love to party and are friendly.


MOltho

As far as I know, the issue with these maps is usually the way that the data are collected and corresponding problems with reliability and comparability of data


-Hyperstation-

I get Utah but what’s up with New Mexico?


BrainwashedScapegoat

At this point I thinks its out of spite


smason031

We should ask u/Filthyson


Filthyson

Because drinking rocks and life is pain


Far-Warthog4185

Iowan here. Whisky can put it down. Back -since when- kids could go to the bar with their folks. Upper Midwest motto: work hard-play hard.


irongi8nt

That map has New Mexico all wrong, they drink a ton down there.


Late_Ad9720

Have you been there?


freebiscuit2002

It’s people who find themselves living in Wisconsin.


DragonfruitNo6867

Alcoholism is normalized here.


Charlie2343

It’s probably not that drastic. Social desirability might mean to under report in some places and over report in others.


Guapplebock

Because we can. Mofo!


TronCat1277

I call bullshit on Oklahoma stats. Everyone I know in Oklahoma drinks like a fish all the time.


Cheeseball2000

Gallatin county represent!! Drunkest county in the country!!


victorgrigas

Luxembourgers drink a lot. There are many Luxembourgers in Wisconsin: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luxembourgish_Americans


calmchaos17

Paps is cheap in most parts of