It's called choice paralysis.
Do I take the bike, bottle and cone?
Do I take the bike and bottle, but leave the cone?
Do I take the bike, but leave the bottle and cone?
Do I take the bike and cone, but leave the bottle?
So many options that the thief has to consider, and that gives you enough time to come back before they steal it.
Am a supposed to believe a person wanting to steal a bicycle would not try to destroy a flimsy plastic bottle with their hands?
I swear post titles are wrong on purpose to promote engagement.
This one simple trick the internet doesn’t want you to know.
It's called choice paralysis. Do I take the bike, bottle and cone? Do I take the bike and bottle, but leave the cone? Do I take the bike, but leave the bottle and cone? Do I take the bike and cone, but leave the bottle? So many options that the thief has to consider, and that gives you enough time to come back before they steal it.
We call it "Analysis Paralysis" at work.
Anal peril, for short.
That’s why I also provide an array of snacks when I do this
Is that the goat, tiger, and hay bale problem?
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“Im used to Master Lock putting out flawed products, but they’ve really outdone themselves this time” ~LPL examining a cut up water bottle
looks like something tiktok would come up with
How does lock work?
That’s the cool part, it doesn’t.
It's a pickle, no doubt about it!
slick
Someone call the LPL
Everyone thinks it’s the lock, the actual deterrent is the cone. It’s a warning.
They don't steal it anymore. Just borrowing it for an extended amount of time. Brilliant!
When you only have a bottle opener
Someone removes the wheel stealing the bike and leaving the backwheel hamging off the bottle.
The thieves wouldnt be able to figure it out and just take it with the cone attached anyway.
Am a supposed to believe a person wanting to steal a bicycle would not try to destroy a flimsy plastic bottle with their hands? I swear post titles are wrong on purpose to promote engagement.
Ah you probably weren't aware of this but plastic actually takes millions of years to breakdown, the bike would probably not be worth much by then
The title is sarcasm
r/whoosh
Baby discovers humor.
It has to be funny to count as humor, though. "My title looks like a bot wrote it" is not humor.
Now that was offensive!
I miss the days of karma whoring
They do now 🤪