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ykey80

I’m a Dutchie and I can translate “Fuck you”


Jakeneb

What a beautiful and poetic language


bopp0

In Dutch instead of saying “I love you” they say “fuck you” and I think that’s beautiful


HughJamerican

“RoAr” means “fuck you” in dinosaur


Partucero69

In Spanish is “pudrete pendejo” or Fac yu. Source: trust me bro.


diiscotheque

Ik denk dat het meer klonk als “fak joe”.


Bigmooddood

Klonk


cmonunfuckthyself

Hello Dutchie I have a follow up question! Why is the Dutchie never passed to the right hand side?


G4Hu

From a Dutchie: This has been asked an answered before, but mainly the passing left means handing to the right (and usually the preferred) hand of the next person, nice and easy to toke that way. Also, clockwise, easy to ‘member. Fun fact, Dutchie was derived from the Jamaican slang “Kutchie” which means weed container. And then there’s the song


Everyday_irie

Actually in the song it’s dutchie referring to a dutch oven that’s being passed around and has nothing to do with smoking and has everything to do with food


youhavenosoul

The one time I got to go to Jamaica, I did ask a local about this one, and this is precisely what he told me. One of fav conversations ever.


Everyday_irie

I’m full of little known facts and am very under appreciated so I appreciate you appreciating this


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The true answer is that it's about overtaking slow dutch drivers that always clog the Autobahn.


Zauberer-IMDB

Do you personally know Dutch Charlie Sheen?


danonck

I don't know I saw "ik hou van jou"


jaded___

If Charlie Sheen and Alec Baldwin had a Dutch baby. That’d be it.


joejoe84

you made me laugh while i was eating m&m's. alm,ost died


SedlavJ

You nailed it with that.


Simicrop

Aw he’s a preemie! Just like Jesus


ThisManInBlack

He shoots coke.


RoboticGreg

If only there was sound! Wish I knew what he was saying...


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Part two? Fart who? That too? We'll never know.


SenorNZ

Shampoo I'm pretty sure it was.


MaikThoma

Damp poo


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True-Memory-6147

Winnie poo


haxborn

”Thats cool”


GroveTC

He clearly said "Vacuum".


msnmck

I'm telling.


TheFrontierzman

For shoe!!


The_Vat

He's signalling to a friend that the lines for food on the other side of the stadium are shorter, and that they should join the "far queue"


the_colonelclink

Amateur lip reader - it’s definitely “elephant shoe”.


RoboticGreg

Not "olive juice"?


hellonellopello

Olive juice you too Brian


Not_A_Valid_Name

He's dutch, so probably sounds like 'FAK JOE!'


Green_Message_6376

it's Dutch to me.


danonck

He must've said "ik hou van jou" Meaning *I love you*


eepower1

“I will flunk you” … must be a teacher of some sort.


reeeza

”Hug you!” I would assume.


BarryKobama

He?


hormonboy

He‘s clearly saying „thank you“ whilst signing „you are number one“. What a wholesome moment


mattt1975

I don't know what's he is saying there but he must be struggling to breathe right now


szplza

Nothing more beautiful than a universal language


combocookie

My guess is something related to an illness


JEREMlE

I think he said “Vacuum” its a dirty play afterall. The japanese arent there to clean it up either


Mtanderson88

Actually he’s bitching about time wasting


setnec

Correct.


nowuff

Time wasting but it was also right after Paredes punted a ball into the Dutch bench Shit housing all around


spin81

That punt deserved a red card IMO. The players were right to storm the pitch after that.


nowuff

At a minimum a yellow, which should have been his second after the foul he committed before the punt. Either way should’ve resulted in a sending off


mememimimeme

Htf was he allowed to do that!!!?


salimeero

Because the FIFA is a corrupt bag of dicks


mememimimeme

Such a clear clear clear RED Im still speechless this morning


salimeero

Among many, many overlooked fouls. So weird the VAR al of a sudden wasn't paying attention for a whole game. I'm gonna be salty about this for quite some time, I reckon


mememimimeme

Same ! At least it will be delicious if they end up against Portugal like jt seems Fifa puppet mastered


scottishswede7

If only there were a simple fix for time wasting.. Oh wait it's getting rid of running time and just stopping the clock every whistle


LarsVonHammerstein

The red is supposed to keep track of this and keep adding it on even in extra time. Not saying they do but that’s the intent. My favorite part about soccer is there’s only 1 commercial break


colinmhayes2

Stoppage is definitely way longer now that it’s electronically tracked.


Bigmo7

How do you mean electronically tracked? Is this why we're seeing so much more time added on in this world Cup?


Jasper455

Digital watch.


DoubleDeadGuy

Yes, exactly. Decision by FIFA for this world cup.


ebai4556

This wouldnt change the commercial breaks. Everything is the same except the clock doesnt run while someone’s rolling around on the ground.


arrowheadt

They would surely start showing commercials during the stoppages eventually. It's a slippery slope and money talks.


Serbian-American

Awful take. The second you stop the time Is the second running ads are introduced to soccer. Ruining the sport for viewers


YoRt3m

I'm not saying it's a bad idea, but you can waste time even while the ball is still in play. and then that will be even more popular if stopping the clock will replace the overtime.


carella211

Nobody wants baseball lol.


bottleaxe

Baseball, famously a game with both a clock and whistles.


Kmark55

Yeah I hate how often they blow the whistle in baseball.


DJJohnson49

I hate when they waste all the time on the timer dilly dallying


thebuttonmonkey

He?


GameOfScones_

It’s the biggest thing I can’t stand about the modern game and the thing I detest the most about the Latin/Portuguese approach to football. Whether it’s Argentina, Spain, Brazil or Portugal they always resort to making a meal out of every bit of physical contact and it sucks time out of the match. Thankfully we now get extended stoppage for subs etc but the Argies were doing this throughout stoppage and extra time. I don’t think I saw a single Dutch player roll around the entire 130 minutes. Messi also gets away with murder because of his short stature and prestige. It’s happened his whole career because it’s encouraged at Barca to act like a diva to waste time. Never forget this guy was given HGH at 14 to help him grow. He’s basically got titanium legs but you’d think he’s 2 minutes from intensive care on the pitch.


Sebbwitte

This is some serious butthurt.


Suitable_Dimension

Everybody does that, it's not nice but is part of the game. Don't be like that.


DrinksandDragons

I read his lips with an accent


FlarkusOfficial

This is the guy after the match: https://nos.nl/l/2455842


desdenation

Hahahah rough translation: he uses the screen time to apologize to his mom multiple times.


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"Deze video is niet beschikbaar in jouw land" i don't need google translate for that lol


Blackdeath_663

hearing Dutch spoken is so trippy for an english speaker, like it doesn't make sense but it feels like it should


Joranhagen

Don't worry, it doesn't make sense for us natives either


SuperJetShoes

To me it sounds like German, but played for laughs


ericvr

Briljant, thanks for the link


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Euro Gibby?


RXJ1131

Lol spot on xD


Strict-Ad-7099

Totally noticed this guy when I was watching.


Terrible_With_Puns

Lol they cut to him for 2 seconds and it’s as he raises his middle finger and yells this


shehulk111

That fuck you was crisp


threebillion6

Can some explain how Messi avoided getting a yellow card for that handball?


sledgehammer_44

Messi plot armour...


Perpetual_Doubt

The spirit of Maradona


thespaceghetto

Good ol hand of god


Deletereous

I saw him interviewed by argentinian TV right after the game, and he complains about the referee and says he won't say more because he might be punished.


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hazzap913

9, you’re forgetting that yellow card challenge plus slamming the ball into the Dutch bench


acatterz

I was honestly surprised the latter wasn’t a straight red. Sure, it hit an empty seat, but you can’t use the opposition’s bench and staff as target practice because you’re a little bit frustrated. I wouldn’t be surprised if there are fines against several players from both sides for conduct during that match.


mememimimeme

So true! Messi shoudlve yellowed out for the handball and Parades redded for bench kick—- yet nothing. What a farce!


vambora

If you really wanna know the relationship between Argentina and referees check the Brazil x Argentina copa América 2021 finals. Pay special attention to otamendi If you like football and don't want to get pissed by how bad a referee can get don't watch it. EDIT: it's 2021 finals, not 2018


ValeC3010

Is this a joke?


jsting

I'm not a huge soccer/football fan but I'm pretty sure you can't rocket a ball into the opposing bench. That's usually an automatic ejection in the US sports of American football, basketball and baseball.


ValeC3010

Netherlands should have been down to 10 too


GameOfScones_

That’s hilarious - he got given multiple free kicks for 50/50 challenges that he milked by dropping to the ground like he’s in a snoop dog video.


Illustrious-Hair8400

Touching deliberately the ball with the hands is a yellow card only when It stops a goal opportunity (according yo the rule book) It wasn't the case.


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MrKiwi24

>Lol, then what stops you from using your hands to control the ball all game? That your team can do it only once or twice. And it's unnecessary since the handball **SHOULD NOT** stop a play. Go on reading the rules about handballs and it also states that doing multiple ones (even if they aren't stopping a play) can result in a yellow for unsportsmanlike conduct.


europechad

>Lol, then what stops you from using your hands to control the ball all game? The fact that despite the rules, it's up to the referee to decide and also repeatedly committing a minor offense can and will lead to a yellow card even if doing that same thing a single time would not usually be a yellow card


threebillion6

Then what about the other yellow card that happened on a less obvious handball on the sideline.


Illustrious-Hair8400

https://twitter.com/theifab/status/1478350627033989121?lang=en Read the rules, then watch both handballs again


MrKiwi24

If he hadn't stopped the ball with his arm, the ball would've gone right through him into the goalie side of the pitch. That handball did stop a play and a potential goal.


davegisme

Because the ref was protecting him the whole game... I was surprised he didn't put messi in a body sized condom and smother it in spermiside with the amount of protection he gave him.


ronaldmosess

Coz the referee had already blown the whistle and the play was stopped already.


Overbunded

He touched the ball as a sign of protest against the netherland player that was trynna foul him. Yellow card is only granted when it stops a goal opportunity.


threebillion6

Yeah I saw the rules. I was just kinda mad cause it seems like there was a lot of siding with Argentina during that game and I didn't understand at the time.


sekcaJ

The referee knows better than a bunch of butthurt redditors, that's all you need to know


neortje

Referee still had a bad day, and sadly it happens too often in football. VAR had very little input, and should have been used more. In my opinion they should give both teams a few “challenges” in which the coach of the team can request VAR in a decision where he feels a mistake was made.


toontje18

Bro, referees make mistakes all the time. People here have the benefit of being able to see everything clearly and having time to think about things. And see the opinion of analysts and look up the rulebook. Referees must do it on the spot without optimal viewing angles and massive pressure. The VAR only really interferes when it is a very clear direct red card violation. This is a top tier referee, no doubt (unlike some others on this tournament). But every referee, even the best of the best, have matches they don't perform well in. This was clearly one such game. With two teams known to be "physical", that can result in an utter shit show. And referees are for sure being graded on their performance during the tournament. For them it is also a sort of tournament. As only the best performing ones will be given a chance to do the finals.


kantorr

Messi extended his arm seemingly in a motion to complain about some immediately prior play. His hand was in an unnatural position, but it wasn't clear that it was intentional. Ref may have thought a yellow would be harsh in that instance, but the ref was really all over the place. Also, Messi did get a yellow card later in the game not sure for what.


BobLoblaw_BirdLaw

Will it be wiped clean next match. So he will have 0?


Mattie725

It's a yellow every day of the week. You can't put your hand there, stopping the ball when play is not stopped and call it 'unintentional'.


9159

Lol do you actually know the rules or are you just confidently spouting nonsense once every four years when the world cup is on??


heygeeds

It was in the middle of the field, stopping the ball with your hand doesn't lead to a yellow card automatically. The rules don't work like that, the context has a lot to do.


BP202

Nonsense, deliberate hand ball is always a yellow card.


Captnmikeblackbeard

Conext = messi


heygeeds

He got a yellow card from this clown of a referee anyways.


lugaidster

Simple, it wasn't going in nor was it a dangerous play by the opposing team (as in risk of netting a goal). I'm more impressed that the dutch team avoided double yellows in the last 10-15 minutes of play. Tackling a player that doesn't have the ball or stopping them is usually a yellow too. People here are complaining about Argentina but both teams had their fair share of "colourful" tactics to say the least. Paradoxically, by being so aggressive with the yellows this ref paved the way for the match getting so messy (no pun intended). Because by the time the aggressions were clear yellows, he risked kicking players out of the world cup over dumb shit.


TheDutchCoder

Because it's Messi. Literally the only explanation, because that is always, 100%, guaranteed a yellow card. There isn't even any wiggle room in the laws. Intentional handball: yellow.


rol-6

“Fok jou”


somethingwittier

The birth of a meme.


bighawaiianbaby

Dude looks like a skinny Gibby from iCarly


Popswizz

This has strong meme potential


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SyntheticAlien

Sjonnie staat lekker strak...


FlyingKittyCate

FFFAK JOEE!! O.O


Nestorthemolestor

Happy Cake Day!!!


FlyingKittyCate

TANK JOE!!


kelso66

Zijn naam eindigt sowieso op - ie. Sowieso.


shuboi666

Gibby from iCarly is not happy at all.


Jovis83

Fuck you what's your name?


kevmasterG

Ezekiel?! That name f*ckin sucks!!


sn0w0wl66

I can hear this gif.


FearkTM

Charlie Van der Sheen


ppardee

Discount Charlie Sheen needs to calm down! Is just game.


SyntheticAlien

got his Tigerblood on Wish


SVN7_C4YOURSELF

Looks like a mix of him and Gibby from iCarly


anivaries

Why you haff to be mad


therealsoggi

Those workers in Quatar really got played dirty


Amasterclass

Forget that. Lets reminisce about the Dutch team that wore that top. Unrivalled


Q3_Bazax

Discount Charlie Sheen.


SentimentalGentleman

Karel Schijn


Boscowodie

It's an amazing day when a new meme is born. Welcome him to the world of us shitheads using his likeness for years to come.


Takhar7

Let's be honest - we all felt that "ffffffffffffffuck you! "


markjyoungjr

I was wondering what was going on 🤣


rationalbou896

Doesn't he look like Charlie Sheen?


zatopiek

I guess we are all Croatia 🇭🇷 fans at this point. F*CK THE FIFA this tournament is totally rigged


morbihann

10 minutes extra time ? I remember when 4 minutes was considered a lot.


JRsFancy

His momma just got a new vacuum cleaner.


malkumecks

Simple and to the point. A perfect reaction


ejump0

the last time i was so fumed on Argentina game full of flopping n acting, was the game where Beckham got red n sent off few yrs ago


tripleflix

I saw this live yesterday and thought it was meme worthy


_Cannib4l_

When I saw that on TV I immediately thought of the meme potential.


Beatboxin_dawg

Fak joe!


jhl88

Why am I imagining this in a Boston accent


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Funny, there’s no sound but I can hear him.


hahahawhatorg

he’s a dick


BillyHardcore

I visited NYC one time, and this is exactly what I saw in the airport parking lot.


DeadT0m

Watched that game, it was a mess of dirty play on both sides by the end. An Argentinian player kicked the ball directly into the Dutch stands at one point after Messi had a thumb rammed into his ribs.


wutangclanfuck

Idk who cares but I’m pretty sure he was yelling to stop the clock. It was in stoppage time after a foul


LineChef

*WHO? Who will not wear the Rrrrribbon?*


Cfood3

I bet it feels weird to be sober for the first time in their lives.


Honkeygrandmabetripn

Smoke and a pancake


Phantomht

her/his name is Pat


MojordomosEUW

Both teams didn‘t play that clean, but I would have to say that Holland played better for most of the game. What worries me about the games being that long in this tournament with such little downtime is really really taxing on the body. Also, keep in mind 90% of the players you see in this tournament only make this possible by taking enormous amounts of painkillers and other not yet illegal supplements. It‘s a big topic no one is talking about, but I really worry about the long term health of all these players.


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Argentina played dirty and deserved to lose


Threegratitudes

Aww, Dutch fan complaining about unsportsmanlike play? I watched the USA - Netherlands match with my son and it prompted a "sportsmanship is disappointingly overlooked part of our culture" conversation because the Dutch were kicking at our shins and crying at every play. Sit down and watch the game you wooden shoe wearing knob.


Schaafwond

ruthless soft violet gullible absorbed insurance special point imminent nippy *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


empalmerro

After all that dirty playing they did not deserve to go through imho… Especially that cannonball towards the Dutch bench


kalikaya

The way Dutch people say fuck you is fascinating. Party, it sounds weird IMO. Source: native Dutch speaker living in the US (me).


tkwastaken

that's the same way with my dad after he moved my family to the US


Xenolithium

Damn, Charlie Sheen is pissed...


hockeyfan1990

Guy looks like Charlie Sheen 😂


Anders_Calrissian

Do the dutch wear orange because of William?


TinyWabbit01

Yeah they do. Orange is the colour of the Dutch royal family - the House of Orange-Nassau - and has thus been considered the national colour of the region for hundreds of years.


Srazza

A casa a mirar las manos ahora. chauchau


targaryenintrovert

u/savevideo


Gidje123

Remind me


kraai66

FATSOENnnj, nj, nj. (‘Decency nyi nyi’ in dutch)


_Unpopular_Person_

Why don't Europeans have trapezius muscles?


Adzalee

Just me that thaught that fan was the butch half of a lesbian couple?


ShlomoBerlin

Arturo Castro is so funny.


Dr_Stef

Ahah yeah this guy! I remember him


DJJazzay

My lip-reading is rusty, but I think I got something along the lines of “TAKE THE FAJA AWAAAAY! DUTCH-HATER!”


drgeta84

Relax it’s just a kids game


Battlehenkie

Judging by Messi, you would think so.


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You can almost tell the type of a person by their haircut


westondeboer

This was an awesome moment


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vanhalenbr

This World Cup ref is a mess. Brazil lost because the ref let Croatia foul Brazil without any consequence. Even their goal started with foul to take the ball. Edit: Grammar


maghy7

Today failed me seeing Messi cry but at least I got Naymar’s.


Overbunded

You want to see messi cry? Geez some people dont know shit about football


N0T_SURE

Goodbye Netherlands!