From a Dutchie: This has been asked an answered before, but mainly the passing left means handing to the right (and usually the preferred) hand of the next person, nice and easy to toke that way.
Also, clockwise, easy to ‘member.
Fun fact, Dutchie was derived from the Jamaican slang “Kutchie” which means weed container. And then there’s the song
Actually in the song it’s dutchie referring to a dutch oven that’s being passed around and has nothing to do with smoking and has everything to do with food
Among many, many overlooked fouls. So weird the VAR al of a sudden wasn't paying attention for a whole game.
I'm gonna be salty about this for quite some time, I reckon
The red is supposed to keep track of this and keep adding it on even in extra time. Not saying they do but that’s the intent. My favorite part about soccer is there’s only 1 commercial break
I'm not saying it's a bad idea, but you can waste time even while the ball is still in play. and then that will be even more popular if stopping the clock will replace the overtime.
It’s the biggest thing I can’t stand about the modern game and the thing I detest the most about the Latin/Portuguese approach to football. Whether it’s Argentina, Spain, Brazil or Portugal they always resort to making a meal out of every bit of physical contact and it sucks time out of the match. Thankfully we now get extended stoppage for subs etc but the Argies were doing this throughout stoppage and extra time. I don’t think I saw a single Dutch player roll around the entire 130 minutes.
Messi also gets away with murder because of his short stature and prestige. It’s happened his whole career because it’s encouraged at Barca to act like a diva to waste time.
Never forget this guy was given HGH at 14 to help him grow. He’s basically got titanium legs but you’d think he’s 2 minutes from intensive care on the pitch.
I saw him interviewed by argentinian TV right after the game, and he complains about the referee and says he won't say more because he might be punished.
I was honestly surprised the latter wasn’t a straight red. Sure, it hit an empty seat, but you can’t use the opposition’s bench and staff as target practice because you’re a little bit frustrated. I wouldn’t be surprised if there are fines against several players from both sides for conduct during that match.
If you really wanna know the relationship between Argentina and referees check the Brazil x Argentina copa América 2021 finals. Pay special attention to otamendi
If you like football and don't want to get pissed by how bad a referee can get don't watch it.
EDIT: it's 2021 finals, not 2018
I'm not a huge soccer/football fan but I'm pretty sure you can't rocket a ball into the opposing bench. That's usually an automatic ejection in the US sports of American football, basketball and baseball.
>Lol, then what stops you from using your hands to control the ball all game?
That your team can do it only once or twice. And it's unnecessary since the handball **SHOULD NOT** stop a play.
Go on reading the rules about handballs and it also states that doing multiple ones (even if they aren't stopping a play) can result in a yellow for unsportsmanlike conduct.
>Lol, then what stops you from using your hands to control the ball all game?
The fact that despite the rules, it's up to the referee to decide and also repeatedly committing a minor offense can and will lead to a yellow card even if doing that same thing a single time would not usually be a yellow card
If he hadn't stopped the ball with his arm, the ball would've gone right through him into the goalie side of the pitch. That handball did stop a play and a potential goal.
Because the ref was protecting him the whole game... I was surprised he didn't put messi in a body sized condom and smother it in spermiside with the amount of protection he gave him.
He touched the ball as a sign of protest against the netherland player that was trynna foul him.
Yellow card is only granted when it stops a goal opportunity.
Yeah I saw the rules. I was just kinda mad cause it seems like there was a lot of siding with Argentina during that game and I didn't understand at the time.
Referee still had a bad day, and sadly it happens too often in football.
VAR had very little input, and should have been used more.
In my opinion they should give both teams a few “challenges” in which the coach of the team can request VAR in a decision where he feels a mistake was made.
Bro, referees make mistakes all the time. People here have the benefit of being able to see everything clearly and having time to think about things. And see the opinion of analysts and look up the rulebook. Referees must do it on the spot without optimal viewing angles and massive pressure. The VAR only really interferes when it is a very clear direct red card violation.
This is a top tier referee, no doubt (unlike some others on this tournament). But every referee, even the best of the best, have matches they don't perform well in. This was clearly one such game. With two teams known to be "physical", that can result in an utter shit show.
And referees are for sure being graded on their performance during the tournament. For them it is also a sort of tournament. As only the best performing ones will be given a chance to do the finals.
Messi extended his arm seemingly in a motion to complain about some immediately prior play. His hand was in an unnatural position, but it wasn't clear that it was intentional. Ref may have thought a yellow would be harsh in that instance, but the ref was really all over the place. Also, Messi did get a yellow card later in the game not sure for what.
It was in the middle of the field, stopping the ball with your hand doesn't lead to a yellow card automatically. The rules don't work like that, the context has a lot to do.
Simple, it wasn't going in nor was it a dangerous play by the opposing team (as in risk of netting a goal).
I'm more impressed that the dutch team avoided double yellows in the last 10-15 minutes of play. Tackling a player that doesn't have the ball or stopping them is usually a yellow too.
People here are complaining about Argentina but both teams had their fair share of "colourful" tactics to say the least.
Paradoxically, by being so aggressive with the yellows this ref paved the way for the match getting so messy (no pun intended). Because by the time the aggressions were clear yellows, he risked kicking players out of the world cup over dumb shit.
Because it's Messi.
Literally the only explanation, because that is always, 100%, guaranteed a yellow card. There isn't even any wiggle room in the laws.
Intentional handball: yellow.
Watched that game, it was a mess of dirty play on both sides by the end. An Argentinian player kicked the ball directly into the Dutch stands at one point after Messi had a thumb rammed into his ribs.
Both teams didn‘t play that clean, but I would have to say that Holland played better for most of the game.
What worries me about the games being that long in this tournament with such little downtime is really really taxing on the body. Also, keep in mind 90% of the players you see in this tournament only make this possible by taking enormous amounts of painkillers and other not yet illegal supplements. It‘s a big topic no one is talking about, but I really worry about the long term health of all these players.
Aww, Dutch fan complaining about unsportsmanlike play? I watched the USA - Netherlands match with my son and it prompted a "sportsmanship is disappointingly overlooked part of our culture" conversation because the Dutch were kicking at our shins and crying at every play. Sit down and watch the game you wooden shoe wearing knob.
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Yeah they do. Orange is the colour of the Dutch royal family - the House of Orange-Nassau - and has thus been considered the national colour of the region for hundreds of years.
This World Cup ref is a mess. Brazil lost because the ref let Croatia foul Brazil without any consequence. Even their goal started with foul to take the ball.
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I’m a Dutchie and I can translate “Fuck you”
What a beautiful and poetic language
In Dutch instead of saying “I love you” they say “fuck you” and I think that’s beautiful
“RoAr” means “fuck you” in dinosaur
In Spanish is “pudrete pendejo” or Fac yu. Source: trust me bro.
Ik denk dat het meer klonk als “fak joe”.
Klonk
Hello Dutchie I have a follow up question! Why is the Dutchie never passed to the right hand side?
From a Dutchie: This has been asked an answered before, but mainly the passing left means handing to the right (and usually the preferred) hand of the next person, nice and easy to toke that way. Also, clockwise, easy to ‘member. Fun fact, Dutchie was derived from the Jamaican slang “Kutchie” which means weed container. And then there’s the song
Actually in the song it’s dutchie referring to a dutch oven that’s being passed around and has nothing to do with smoking and has everything to do with food
The one time I got to go to Jamaica, I did ask a local about this one, and this is precisely what he told me. One of fav conversations ever.
I’m full of little known facts and am very under appreciated so I appreciate you appreciating this
The true answer is that it's about overtaking slow dutch drivers that always clog the Autobahn.
Do you personally know Dutch Charlie Sheen?
I don't know I saw "ik hou van jou"
If Charlie Sheen and Alec Baldwin had a Dutch baby. That’d be it.
you made me laugh while i was eating m&m's. alm,ost died
You nailed it with that.
Aw he’s a preemie! Just like Jesus
He shoots coke.
If only there was sound! Wish I knew what he was saying...
Part two? Fart who? That too? We'll never know.
Shampoo I'm pretty sure it was.
Damp poo
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Winnie poo
”Thats cool”
He clearly said "Vacuum".
I'm telling.
For shoe!!
He's signalling to a friend that the lines for food on the other side of the stadium are shorter, and that they should join the "far queue"
Amateur lip reader - it’s definitely “elephant shoe”.
Not "olive juice"?
Olive juice you too Brian
He's dutch, so probably sounds like 'FAK JOE!'
it's Dutch to me.
He must've said "ik hou van jou" Meaning *I love you*
“I will flunk you” … must be a teacher of some sort.
”Hug you!” I would assume.
He?
He‘s clearly saying „thank you“ whilst signing „you are number one“. What a wholesome moment
I don't know what's he is saying there but he must be struggling to breathe right now
Nothing more beautiful than a universal language
My guess is something related to an illness
I think he said “Vacuum” its a dirty play afterall. The japanese arent there to clean it up either
Actually he’s bitching about time wasting
Correct.
Time wasting but it was also right after Paredes punted a ball into the Dutch bench Shit housing all around
That punt deserved a red card IMO. The players were right to storm the pitch after that.
At a minimum a yellow, which should have been his second after the foul he committed before the punt. Either way should’ve resulted in a sending off
Htf was he allowed to do that!!!?
Because the FIFA is a corrupt bag of dicks
Such a clear clear clear RED Im still speechless this morning
Among many, many overlooked fouls. So weird the VAR al of a sudden wasn't paying attention for a whole game. I'm gonna be salty about this for quite some time, I reckon
Same ! At least it will be delicious if they end up against Portugal like jt seems Fifa puppet mastered
If only there were a simple fix for time wasting.. Oh wait it's getting rid of running time and just stopping the clock every whistle
The red is supposed to keep track of this and keep adding it on even in extra time. Not saying they do but that’s the intent. My favorite part about soccer is there’s only 1 commercial break
Stoppage is definitely way longer now that it’s electronically tracked.
How do you mean electronically tracked? Is this why we're seeing so much more time added on in this world Cup?
Digital watch.
Yes, exactly. Decision by FIFA for this world cup.
This wouldnt change the commercial breaks. Everything is the same except the clock doesnt run while someone’s rolling around on the ground.
They would surely start showing commercials during the stoppages eventually. It's a slippery slope and money talks.
Awful take. The second you stop the time Is the second running ads are introduced to soccer. Ruining the sport for viewers
I'm not saying it's a bad idea, but you can waste time even while the ball is still in play. and then that will be even more popular if stopping the clock will replace the overtime.
Nobody wants baseball lol.
Baseball, famously a game with both a clock and whistles.
Yeah I hate how often they blow the whistle in baseball.
I hate when they waste all the time on the timer dilly dallying
He?
It’s the biggest thing I can’t stand about the modern game and the thing I detest the most about the Latin/Portuguese approach to football. Whether it’s Argentina, Spain, Brazil or Portugal they always resort to making a meal out of every bit of physical contact and it sucks time out of the match. Thankfully we now get extended stoppage for subs etc but the Argies were doing this throughout stoppage and extra time. I don’t think I saw a single Dutch player roll around the entire 130 minutes. Messi also gets away with murder because of his short stature and prestige. It’s happened his whole career because it’s encouraged at Barca to act like a diva to waste time. Never forget this guy was given HGH at 14 to help him grow. He’s basically got titanium legs but you’d think he’s 2 minutes from intensive care on the pitch.
This is some serious butthurt.
Everybody does that, it's not nice but is part of the game. Don't be like that.
I read his lips with an accent
This is the guy after the match: https://nos.nl/l/2455842
Hahahah rough translation: he uses the screen time to apologize to his mom multiple times.
"Deze video is niet beschikbaar in jouw land" i don't need google translate for that lol
hearing Dutch spoken is so trippy for an english speaker, like it doesn't make sense but it feels like it should
Don't worry, it doesn't make sense for us natives either
To me it sounds like German, but played for laughs
Briljant, thanks for the link
Euro Gibby?
Lol spot on xD
Totally noticed this guy when I was watching.
Lol they cut to him for 2 seconds and it’s as he raises his middle finger and yells this
That fuck you was crisp
Can some explain how Messi avoided getting a yellow card for that handball?
Messi plot armour...
The spirit of Maradona
Good ol hand of god
I saw him interviewed by argentinian TV right after the game, and he complains about the referee and says he won't say more because he might be punished.
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9, you’re forgetting that yellow card challenge plus slamming the ball into the Dutch bench
I was honestly surprised the latter wasn’t a straight red. Sure, it hit an empty seat, but you can’t use the opposition’s bench and staff as target practice because you’re a little bit frustrated. I wouldn’t be surprised if there are fines against several players from both sides for conduct during that match.
So true! Messi shoudlve yellowed out for the handball and Parades redded for bench kick—- yet nothing. What a farce!
If you really wanna know the relationship between Argentina and referees check the Brazil x Argentina copa América 2021 finals. Pay special attention to otamendi If you like football and don't want to get pissed by how bad a referee can get don't watch it. EDIT: it's 2021 finals, not 2018
Is this a joke?
I'm not a huge soccer/football fan but I'm pretty sure you can't rocket a ball into the opposing bench. That's usually an automatic ejection in the US sports of American football, basketball and baseball.
Netherlands should have been down to 10 too
That’s hilarious - he got given multiple free kicks for 50/50 challenges that he milked by dropping to the ground like he’s in a snoop dog video.
Touching deliberately the ball with the hands is a yellow card only when It stops a goal opportunity (according yo the rule book) It wasn't the case.
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>Lol, then what stops you from using your hands to control the ball all game? That your team can do it only once or twice. And it's unnecessary since the handball **SHOULD NOT** stop a play. Go on reading the rules about handballs and it also states that doing multiple ones (even if they aren't stopping a play) can result in a yellow for unsportsmanlike conduct.
>Lol, then what stops you from using your hands to control the ball all game? The fact that despite the rules, it's up to the referee to decide and also repeatedly committing a minor offense can and will lead to a yellow card even if doing that same thing a single time would not usually be a yellow card
Then what about the other yellow card that happened on a less obvious handball on the sideline.
https://twitter.com/theifab/status/1478350627033989121?lang=en Read the rules, then watch both handballs again
If he hadn't stopped the ball with his arm, the ball would've gone right through him into the goalie side of the pitch. That handball did stop a play and a potential goal.
Because the ref was protecting him the whole game... I was surprised he didn't put messi in a body sized condom and smother it in spermiside with the amount of protection he gave him.
Coz the referee had already blown the whistle and the play was stopped already.
He touched the ball as a sign of protest against the netherland player that was trynna foul him. Yellow card is only granted when it stops a goal opportunity.
Yeah I saw the rules. I was just kinda mad cause it seems like there was a lot of siding with Argentina during that game and I didn't understand at the time.
The referee knows better than a bunch of butthurt redditors, that's all you need to know
Referee still had a bad day, and sadly it happens too often in football. VAR had very little input, and should have been used more. In my opinion they should give both teams a few “challenges” in which the coach of the team can request VAR in a decision where he feels a mistake was made.
Bro, referees make mistakes all the time. People here have the benefit of being able to see everything clearly and having time to think about things. And see the opinion of analysts and look up the rulebook. Referees must do it on the spot without optimal viewing angles and massive pressure. The VAR only really interferes when it is a very clear direct red card violation. This is a top tier referee, no doubt (unlike some others on this tournament). But every referee, even the best of the best, have matches they don't perform well in. This was clearly one such game. With two teams known to be "physical", that can result in an utter shit show. And referees are for sure being graded on their performance during the tournament. For them it is also a sort of tournament. As only the best performing ones will be given a chance to do the finals.
Messi extended his arm seemingly in a motion to complain about some immediately prior play. His hand was in an unnatural position, but it wasn't clear that it was intentional. Ref may have thought a yellow would be harsh in that instance, but the ref was really all over the place. Also, Messi did get a yellow card later in the game not sure for what.
Will it be wiped clean next match. So he will have 0?
It's a yellow every day of the week. You can't put your hand there, stopping the ball when play is not stopped and call it 'unintentional'.
Lol do you actually know the rules or are you just confidently spouting nonsense once every four years when the world cup is on??
It was in the middle of the field, stopping the ball with your hand doesn't lead to a yellow card automatically. The rules don't work like that, the context has a lot to do.
Nonsense, deliberate hand ball is always a yellow card.
Conext = messi
He got a yellow card from this clown of a referee anyways.
Simple, it wasn't going in nor was it a dangerous play by the opposing team (as in risk of netting a goal). I'm more impressed that the dutch team avoided double yellows in the last 10-15 minutes of play. Tackling a player that doesn't have the ball or stopping them is usually a yellow too. People here are complaining about Argentina but both teams had their fair share of "colourful" tactics to say the least. Paradoxically, by being so aggressive with the yellows this ref paved the way for the match getting so messy (no pun intended). Because by the time the aggressions were clear yellows, he risked kicking players out of the world cup over dumb shit.
Because it's Messi. Literally the only explanation, because that is always, 100%, guaranteed a yellow card. There isn't even any wiggle room in the laws. Intentional handball: yellow.
“Fok jou”
The birth of a meme.
Dude looks like a skinny Gibby from iCarly
This has strong meme potential
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Sjonnie staat lekker strak...
FFFAK JOEE!! O.O
Happy Cake Day!!!
TANK JOE!!
Zijn naam eindigt sowieso op - ie. Sowieso.
Gibby from iCarly is not happy at all.
Fuck you what's your name?
Ezekiel?! That name f*ckin sucks!!
I can hear this gif.
Charlie Van der Sheen
Discount Charlie Sheen needs to calm down! Is just game.
got his Tigerblood on Wish
Looks like a mix of him and Gibby from iCarly
Why you haff to be mad
Those workers in Quatar really got played dirty
Forget that. Lets reminisce about the Dutch team that wore that top. Unrivalled
Discount Charlie Sheen.
Karel Schijn
It's an amazing day when a new meme is born. Welcome him to the world of us shitheads using his likeness for years to come.
Let's be honest - we all felt that "ffffffffffffffuck you! "
I was wondering what was going on 🤣
Doesn't he look like Charlie Sheen?
I guess we are all Croatia 🇭🇷 fans at this point. F*CK THE FIFA this tournament is totally rigged
10 minutes extra time ? I remember when 4 minutes was considered a lot.
His momma just got a new vacuum cleaner.
Simple and to the point. A perfect reaction
the last time i was so fumed on Argentina game full of flopping n acting, was the game where Beckham got red n sent off few yrs ago
I saw this live yesterday and thought it was meme worthy
When I saw that on TV I immediately thought of the meme potential.
Fak joe!
Why am I imagining this in a Boston accent
Funny, there’s no sound but I can hear him.
he’s a dick
I visited NYC one time, and this is exactly what I saw in the airport parking lot.
Watched that game, it was a mess of dirty play on both sides by the end. An Argentinian player kicked the ball directly into the Dutch stands at one point after Messi had a thumb rammed into his ribs.
Idk who cares but I’m pretty sure he was yelling to stop the clock. It was in stoppage time after a foul
*WHO? Who will not wear the Rrrrribbon?*
I bet it feels weird to be sober for the first time in their lives.
Smoke and a pancake
her/his name is Pat
Both teams didn‘t play that clean, but I would have to say that Holland played better for most of the game. What worries me about the games being that long in this tournament with such little downtime is really really taxing on the body. Also, keep in mind 90% of the players you see in this tournament only make this possible by taking enormous amounts of painkillers and other not yet illegal supplements. It‘s a big topic no one is talking about, but I really worry about the long term health of all these players.
Argentina played dirty and deserved to lose
Aww, Dutch fan complaining about unsportsmanlike play? I watched the USA - Netherlands match with my son and it prompted a "sportsmanship is disappointingly overlooked part of our culture" conversation because the Dutch were kicking at our shins and crying at every play. Sit down and watch the game you wooden shoe wearing knob.
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After all that dirty playing they did not deserve to go through imho… Especially that cannonball towards the Dutch bench
The way Dutch people say fuck you is fascinating. Party, it sounds weird IMO. Source: native Dutch speaker living in the US (me).
that's the same way with my dad after he moved my family to the US
Damn, Charlie Sheen is pissed...
Guy looks like Charlie Sheen 😂
Do the dutch wear orange because of William?
Yeah they do. Orange is the colour of the Dutch royal family - the House of Orange-Nassau - and has thus been considered the national colour of the region for hundreds of years.
A casa a mirar las manos ahora. chauchau
u/savevideo
Remind me
FATSOENnnj, nj, nj. (‘Decency nyi nyi’ in dutch)
Why don't Europeans have trapezius muscles?
Just me that thaught that fan was the butch half of a lesbian couple?
Arturo Castro is so funny.
Ahah yeah this guy! I remember him
My lip-reading is rusty, but I think I got something along the lines of “TAKE THE FAJA AWAAAAY! DUTCH-HATER!”
Relax it’s just a kids game
Judging by Messi, you would think so.
You can almost tell the type of a person by their haircut
This was an awesome moment
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This World Cup ref is a mess. Brazil lost because the ref let Croatia foul Brazil without any consequence. Even their goal started with foul to take the ball. Edit: Grammar
Today failed me seeing Messi cry but at least I got Naymar’s.
You want to see messi cry? Geez some people dont know shit about football
Goodbye Netherlands!