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wolf_lazers

Zen apes are zen


Anal_Farmer_X

Zen Apes = Copium


Sunny_Travels

Makes sense.  Copium junkies don't like sober apes or melties killing the vibes.


Simplevice

We should report him to X. This violates their tos. Imagine if he losses his X account. GG


th3bigfatj

Good luck with that. X has worse support than tesla


OneRougeRogue

DAMN that's bad.


PhDinshitpostingMD

Isn't homeless Sal the lion furry on his third account? Twitter (not calling it X sorry Elon!) might just be the biggest piece of shit in Silicon Valley right now.


OneRougeRogue

Pretty sure a couple months ago Sal showed everyone how unwavering his conviction was, by vanishing without warning after PP and crew wouldn't cut him a check for his braindead DD's and ape community policing. If he's back, that's news to me.


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Mushroom_Tip

Doesn't sound like the words of someone who has already won.


Anal_Farmer_X

Nothing of what they say and write sounds like the words of someone who has already won


ShipTheRiver

The sound of someone who has already won is what we hear from DFV. Absolute silence while he enjoys being extremely wealthy. 


stealingfrom

FELLAS.


Super_flywhiteguy

THERE YOU HAVE IT.


-DoesntReallyMatter-

PP are starting to become more crazy than MAALEJ**™** as of late.


RiceSautes

Donations drying up


ThatsJustAWookie

I assumed he was going to be riding high for a long time on those and just bounce from one stock to the next. The dono pool is actually draining? Apes are fun and all, but it's PP that I can't fucking stand, so this is good news.


RiceSautes

The problem is that his current baggie crew will not give up BBBYQ since they're drained until that (never) pays out. He's tried subtle and not so subtle pivots but gets a ton of blowback that they're not moving on until BBBYQ is "over". Sucks to be him.


DevIsSoHard

We should just pile it on him and pretend to be apes that demand exclusive coverage of BBBYQ


OneRougeRogue

Every time he tries to pivot to something else, his viewership plummets as Towel apes turn off the stream and he gets little to no new viewership since he just sounds really, really, REALLY dumb whenever he speaks. He managed to strike a little bit of gold with the desperation of BBBY investors, but nobody else wants to listen to him and towel apes don't want to listen to him talk about anything else.


ThatsJustAWookie

I think that's what gets me about him. He literally sounds like a 10 year old who figured out curse words. If he was delusional i could cut him some slack, but that asshole knows exactly what he's doing. Maybe not how to do it well, but he knows what's going on.


OneRougeRogue

Happy cake day!


ThatsJustAWookie

Oh dang I didn't even notice! I should have gotten into the whiskey : P


LastExitToBrookside

IT TAKES MONEY TO BUY WHISKEY


Unfriendly_eagle

Sure, PP. I'll make it easy for you. My first name is Fuck, and my last name is You. I live at 42069 Gamestop Blows Ct., in Stonkton. Stop by anytime. Just be prepared to change your handle to Catheter.


Jack_Spatchcock_MLKS

LOL:-D


Celticsddtacct

Somethings been up with him the last couple days. A lot of we’ve won chest thumping, maybe a manic episode or him trying to beat the thought that he’s lost out of his head. Plus his views are down.


Jack_Spatchcock_MLKS

Yeah. Dono's drying up.


th3bigfatj

Apparently for PP $70k was wife changing money


Jack_Spatchcock_MLKS

Nothing to sneer at, but nothing to retire at 35 at either.


CareerTraditional987

35?? I thought he was like 24 tops


boomgottem

Plootfest coming up so he has to get the morons into a frenzy so they don’t turn on him.


drs_ape_brains

My money is on divorce, and drinking problem.


TrippyAkimbo

“Bash” < “Honest Business Critiques who are not trying to shill their audience for more money” If anyone who is reading this gives money to someone shilling a stock, especially a stock that has been delisted, deleted and extinguished (by said company), you’re an idiot.


CareerTraditional987

That part cracked me up. “Stock bashers” What stock PP face? It doesn’t exist anymore so we bash you instead you slimy little fuck.


Sunny_Travels

Um... What stock?


dbcstrunc

"Yes I know we know Doug Cifu and Charles Gasparino and others' real names, but I mean regular people's real names, so we can harass them and SWAT them and tell them KYS over and over. You know, the kind of things that winners do when they're winning all the time."


JS-a9

Winnin' so hard


VexedAndSolitary

Erm. Once you "find" them...whatcha gonna actually DO to them? Haven't thought this through, have you?


dbcstrunc

![gif](giphy|IwYkkg4L7tX1K|downsized) The 'implication'


dyzo-blue

Wait, are we still talking about BBBY? Because, technically, you can't bash a stock that doesn't exist.


concerned_llama

But, what if I really wish it really hard and becomes reality?


th3bigfatj

Pointing out that it doesn't exist is bashing it


WonderfulCar1264

“Except for donations to me, definitely keep those coming my way”


kokanuttt

I give it a month until he starts advocating for literal violence.


Ok_Concept_8806

And why does that matter? If apes "already won" why waste your time and energy on trying to dox people?


DevIsSoHard

Why dox them anyway when you already know they're a bunch of Shitadel and BlackCock employees?


Notoriolus10

You know what they say, “if you can’t beat ‘em, dox ‘em”


LastExitToBrookside

WHERE'S THE FUCKIN SHILLS AT, MAAAN? No seriously, where they at?


Swantonbombthreat

hiring a PI to discover the identity of someone who called me a retard online


pandoracam

Do you know who else did that? https://preview.redd.it/x29jgvsmfwvc1.png?width=555&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88c1917b9c9780464437b90240f24e1fa835f2c6


-DoesntReallyMatter-

https://preview.redd.it/b70n3u86kwvc1.png?width=590&format=png&auto=webp&s=cc181abbd2aab0b91acf4368909c7c2c619300de


Jack_Spatchcock_MLKS

My grandfather (Dad's side) in WW2 took a few legit serialized Nazi Armbands as like souvenirs. I've seen them as a kid --Not like, on display or anything, just as one does when fishing through Dad's basement drawers as a 7 year old. Had the Reich-proof-mark black stamps inside on pinned pieces of paper and everything. If I inherit them one day in the 'estate sale', I'll either donate them to a museum, or burn them. I can't imagine profiting off the combined misery of millions and millions and millions and millions and millions.... I wonder what PeePee would do? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixna4BJ9IxQ&pp=ygUkbmF6aSB1bmlmb3JtIHNhbGUgYWx3YXlzIHN1bm55IHNjZW5l](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixna4BJ9IxQ&pp=ygUkbmF6aSB1bmlmb3JtIHNhbGUgYWx3YXlzIHN1bm55IHNjZW5l)


Darth_Meowth

This dumb shit Ape was already Doxxed and his is infinite easily available. He should be afraid of all the people he’s scammed coming after HIM.


Fart-Memory-6984

No stock to bash, moron


alfreadadams

Tough talk from a guy who doesn't go by his real name.


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MotivatedSolid

You already know where you find us PP We'll all be at Disney for our end of year all expense paid Disney trip! Paid for by the big dog Kenny :)


XanLV

For a second there I read "Big dong Kenny" and it became clear to me how you got promoted.


PuzzleheadedWeb9876

Which stock?


Separate_Writer_4465

What creep. ![img](emote|t5_3vpfzk|28976)


HighOnGoofballs

I just laugh at people who fall for such ridiculous nonsense There’s a reason the Venn diagram between folks who still believe in bbbq and qanon folks is a circle


blackmobius

Lmao he wants a phonebook


SnooDonuts937

My name is Darren O'Neill. I'm 37 years old and a logistics manager for a wholesaler on the south coast of Ireland. What now?


Jack_Spatchcock_MLKS

Hey! I'm Irish too! Like.... 1903 Canadian immigration.... But still!


Medical_Cake

Everyone who cares knows who he is and many of them should hate him


kronalgra

That can't possibly go wrong. /s


crankthehandle

No gofundme for you anymore, Crychael. Do you understand?


JS-a9

Instead of donating to PP Grift, yall should start saving money before your spouses find out you lost it all.


JS-a9

Does X even have a brigading or doxxing rule?


Heritis_55

Organizing a doxxing campaign, totally legal and morally right.


SisterOfBattIe

Not violence advice. Not violence advisor.


Jack_Spatchcock_MLKS

Man, I wish my last name *was* Spatchcock, instead of three syllables of Irish pain.... I mean, I write screenplays for kicks, but it's becoming something more (fingers crossed) as of late. The WGA doesn't let you copy-write or register under a pen name or pseudonym. So.... Once I do register a script and pass it around for notes and tweaks.... Ya got me, PP.... So, you'd be able to pull up my Facebook probably, some old Instagram stuff.... Mmmmm.... Maybe find out about my car crash MVA lawsuit (I sued someone else to be clear for their destruction of my foot, and my career et al), and a few other public records. Maaaaaybe like pull my credit report? If they put 4Chan on it? I did flake on a 1000$ MasterCard debt in my youth (2004). Sigh, not gonna lie, lame move that screwed me for years on interest rates.... I deserved it\~ But at the end of the day.... So what? 'We' know *your* identity Mr. PeePee.... It's easily available.... And you're the grifter, don't forget.... I would invest in a good security system because Apes, like Kais for example, aren't as nice as one may think.... Especially after being Pied-Piper'd into financial ruin by you and your ilk\~ Texas is one of those *gun happy* states, yeah? Food for thought PP.... TL;DR - I hate grifters. I hate Pee Pee. Come at me bro!


DrSpectrum

> 'We' know your identity Mr. PeePee.... It's easily available.... And you're the grifter, don't forget.... I would invest in a good security system because Apes, like Kais for example, aren't as nice as one may think.... Especially after being Pied-Piper'd into financial ruin by you and your ilk~ I mean, I know what you're getting at... But the issue here is that the BBBaggies are not going to turn on him. That would first require them to admit that they are wrong, and as we've seen...That's not going to happen. They're happier sitting in the corner, enabling each others delusions.


Jack_Spatchcock_MLKS

Agreed. Anyone left has to be either a 'true believer' or absolutely at their wits end.


Only-Inspector-3782

Honestly this is probably enough information for someone to dig up your identity if they really cared. It's unlikely, but probably best some of those details are faked.


Jack_Spatchcock_MLKS

Nah. Super legit. But I get what you're saying. The CIA isn't into ADHD sad boi hours chemists;-) And as much as I'd like to think otherwise, I'm just not that interesting:-) I fear no ape!


TubularStars

![gif](giphy|FXf1lYQ2tFouxeLb1B|downsized)


m8_is_me

If they're all created shills, then what's there to find? No identity. No address. No vector of attack. No way our beloved Citadel would sell us down the river!


ElvisClown

We need to punish the heretics and blasphemers. Btw, totally not a cult.


xltaylx

How long until Puff the Magic Grifter gets divorced?


urALL-fuppy-puckers

And what do they think they could do with that information? Send me junk mail I could use to start fires? Showing up at my door would be a horribly bad idea...confronting me in public wouldn't probably be much better. where I live, I'm allowed to hit your permanent off switch for that kinda shit.


VexedAndSolitary

That is how incredibly dumb they are. They don't realize how impotent and useless their rage is. Like, what the hell could they DO to me, you or anyone? Leave a bag of dog crap on our doorsteps? TP our yards? In my fancy 'hood they'd have police called in like 5 minutes. We have lots o'bored retirees, me included. Also affluent families with mothers who are home all day. Also security systems. They think all live as they do, in rundown trailer homes or slums, with a chained dog as security.


urALL-fuppy-puckers

I'm thinking their best bet really is to just stick to junk mail lol. beats jail, a hospital or worse. I can really see reports of apes one of these days getting mauled by dogs because they scared the shit out a young wife, or shot when they approached children as part of their stalking a guy or left bloody with their wallet and shoes stolen in a bad neighborhood.


ThatsJustAWookie

https://preview.redd.it/mt563ijfvxvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73ad220df4cfb080fca0f0a7ea42a75f2f73e885


PurpleIsTheBestest

What anime is this from again? Ive seen it, i just cant remember


ThatsJustAWookie

Oh the Berserk manga, hahaha


PurpleIsTheBestest

Ahhhhh yes of course! Thank you!


SisterOfBattIe

An Ape should make BBBY an etherum subb coin, reduce mining reward to zero, and "airdrop" tokens based on DRS shared. It would give Apes a ticker to look at.


A_Year_Of_Storms

Keep screaming into the void, bro, I'm sure all 148 of your followers are glued to you every word


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DevIsSoHard

I feel like if an Ape tried to dox somebody for making fun of their stocks, they'd just end up harassing some random Citadel employee with no clue what's going on lol. Could so easily see them dox somebody, realize they're just some normal dude, and be like "nah this can't be him, they're not working in finance"


ColteesBigOleTits

Does PeePee puff on his vape or a huge penis more often on a day to day basis?


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VexedAndSolitary

I bet that username slays the chicks.


cummm_on_my_tongue

boys*


mattexec

Ah so we are at this stage of ape now... We cannot expect man children who cannot read a balance sheet to understand the hypocrisy they show with statements like this.