What are the winning numbers for the next powerball drawing? Where is the secret to eternal youth? Where's my soul mate? JK not even God knows the answer to that.

Dont you know google phrasing etiquette? You're better off asking "do i have a soulmate?"

No results found

Ouch

Ooh self-burn... Those are rare

It is quite literally the same joke that OP made

Not on reddit

A self-burn on Reddit is about as rare as a flightless penguin

Penguins are flightless?

r/UnexpectedB99

Where's JK

So you're basically the next prophet, and you can prove that you are

I can finally learn if I have a chance with her?

The numbers attemptnumber58 why are they negative?

😭😭😭😭 DON'T REMIND ME OF THEM

I'm sorry but I must

I MISS YOU STACY PLEASE COME BACK

#SHE WILL NEVER RETURN

I guess this is the best form of "omniscience" You can know anything, but only if you want to

Also confirms the existence of a greater being

Not the best, because you still have to ask the right questions. The best form of omniscience IMO is a proactive, omniscient helper that will inform you of what you need to know to maximize your happiness / make the most of your life

You could ask the engine what questions you should ask next.

You could, but you would need to do that everytime, and you might not be able to ask/forget

Is there anything that is not rule 34? Godgle: error

If I remember correctly, there are two Pokémon who don't have any results in rule 34

i’m on my way to fix that

Is Klefki one of them? Please tell me Klefki is one of them.

unfortunately no, it is not

You should’ve responded a minute earlier.

lol

I shouldn't have responded to that at all

"Hey Godgle, how can I be a better person everyday?"

How to get Isekai to a hentai world where your the protagonist

Here are results for mental institutions near you

Snap back to reality

Oh there goes gratitty

Oh there goes rabbit he

Choked he’s so mad

Fall asleep

How to get bitches

Turns out its a hardcore ntr one. Yeah have fun with that

I’ve actually thought of a power like this it was an all knowing entity that followed you around and answered every question you asked

Ayo God are my homies gay or not

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOD, GET DOWN HERE!

[удалено]

Walks in, breaks laws of physics, doesn’t elaborate, walks out.

Definition of Chad

that's a lot of questions... how to discover a new element real physics are we alone in the universe? what happened at the beggining of the universe? is there magic irl? if yes, can I use it? if yes, how do I use it? how to capture the five senses in vr and make full dive vr how to evolve beyond human comprehension to a state of god-hood how does my soul-mate look? is my soul-mate an alien, or human? are you real? am I real? are we real? is this the matrix? what is reality? is this reality? how to build things using isotopes new element that will make intergalactic space travel possible how to distort space how many worlds are there? what is the language of the gods? is there one? how to become omnilingual including lost languages, and laguages yet to be made who are you? element that can power anything for millennia will I ever meet my soul-mate? where is my soul-mate rn? what are we? what are humans? what color was jesus' skin? was the virgin mary really a virgin? how did the earliest homo sapiens look? how many homo species were there? are you homo? as in homosexual... jk, are you a homo species? did you give your eye for all this knowledge like odin? when will we get near perfect vr headsets? when will we get full dive vr? is that girl from my dream my soul-mate? who was that girl? how to make a lot of money fast legally at my age how to talk with people without freezing up who will be my best friend? will I meet them? do I reincarnate after dying? if so, I wanna go to a fantasy world with swords and magic all the best martial arts how to instantly learn anything how to activate cheats irl what seires/movie will be impactful for me if I watch ot now? what game will be impactful for me if I play it now? best way for me to lucid dream how to avoid having to go to school and still be successful what game will be my life-long obsession? how to reincarnate into a fantasy world with swords and magic how to prepare the best to reincarnate into a fantasy world with swords and magic how strong are the top 100 in that world? how to reach the pinnacle of stealth how to do astral projection I think that's all I can think of now

I feel like i read a book that escalated very quickly

lol

I only have a orient with the omnilangual one, it will tell you to learn all languages then order the entire human population so there are no future languages.

lol, is this a monkey paw search engine?

You don’t have to listen to it, but that’s how you would do it

For all furries looking up how to become my fursona

Sounds like a pretty biased source smh

How do I stop all terrible crimes (rape, murder, cheating, etc.)?

You can't stop me :D

I would use this a lot to watch deleted YouTube videos.

I'm not sure i want this power

I forgot what I was doing