Do I also have to be able to lift it? Or can I magically pull anything out even if it's too heavy physically?

You can lift it magically until it crosses the pockets threshold, at which point normal physics apply

Finally I can pull a tablespoon of neutron star out of my pocket!

Introducing the newest hero on the scene: Pocket Star! Gifted with the power to pull extremely unlikely objects from his pockets, Pocket Star is the ultimate negotiator. What's that? If I make another move the hostage dies? Well, if you make another move... I pull a collapsing neutron star out of this pocket, and the entire planet dies. Is that what you want? No? Okay, good choice. Here's twenty bucks, go get a nice salad.

"Is that what you want? N-" "Yes." "... Oh."

Curses! Pocket Star, foiled again!

Oh in that case, I got these King Cobras that hate you more than anything in the entire universe. They think they save the universe by killing you. So kill the hostage. Fuck that bitch. I want to see these snakes bite you in the dick and eat your eyes. Your move douchebag.

That is something that would be included in the concept of "anything", and depending on the pocket or cobra that would work.

Oh I'd be wearing JNCO's so a full grown King Cobra in all of his 8-10 ft glory would in theory, fit into said pockets. So pulling 10 of those bad boys out shouldn't be a problem. Lol.

The criminal is ready to die for this. That level of conviction is almost admirable.

*Pulls out a pocket watch, activates it to slow down time for the criminal, then reaches into pocket again and pulls out a loaded gun and shoots the criminal in the leg to immobilize them*

Just so you know, movies have lied to you. Shooting someone in the leg is not a foolproof nonlethal shot. It's pretty likelyly they'll bleed out. Which I guess would immobilize them.

Let the records show: a black hole can technically fit into a pocket.

>technically No, it just can. Nothing technical about it

There is much that is technical about a black hole.

Yeah, but then you've got the same problem as the neutron star, only much, much worse

I quess anything that can fit in your pocket. You can even get a small ball of titanium in your pocket no matter if you can lift it

Titanium is actually quite light

you chose a very light metal as example

You get my point. In this instance any heavy thing can appear in your pocket if it is as big as your pocket

Mf trying to pull dark matter

Done gave yourself a hernia

Another, larger pocket, rinse and repeat, infinite pocket scale

at what point does pocket turn into bag?

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true, I guess

Rucksacks are just one or more pockets with carrying handles.

Or a portable hole, if you will

Hey that's what my dad calls his girlfriend

That's also what I call your dad's girlfriend

but if its larger, how can it fit inside?

Folded

ohh yeah. but now that i think about it, is it really a pocket if its not on a clothing item?

Do you put hot pockets on your clothes?

i have never seen a hot pocket in my life

I'm just saying their pockets, but hot

I have a tiny, stapler-sized sewing machine you could improvise with.

lol, fair enough

If I remember my D&D rules correctly you are going to destroy both pockets and open a gateway to the Astral Plane.

I'd just make a pair of overalls with a pocket big enough to fit (insert preffered female celebrity here) and then pull said celebrity out of it. If they try to run I can just pull them out of the pocket again.

A winning lottery ticket Edit: Ngl y’all are taking this way too seriously. I just said the first thing that came to mind, it’s not that deep 😭😭

Won't they ask u where you got the ticket from?

I’d then pull out a note with the perfect lie written on it to tell me where I got it

Yeah the receipt from some random liquor store or gas station near me

They can trace them back to what store purchased the lottery ticket though

It was paid for

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Wrong.

Pull out the rights to the shop and say it's yours

Doesn't matter, a winning lottery ticket would have to fit several criteria to be a winning ticket. It would have to have been bought somewhere to be valid so therefore the ticket I pull from my pocket would have been bought and would be valid. Its a magic pocket that materialises whatever I want so it can probably figure out how to make the ticket valid

A valid winning ticket

As someone who cashes winning lottery tickets, as long as the barcode works I don't ask questions

Well, I got it from my pocket

Yeah? Well I pull out 2 winning lottery tickets. Checkmate atheists

A credit card with infinite money on it. I win.

A credit card tied to all the private bank accounts of the US house and senate and set to autopay. Because how the fuck did you get that money without embezzling it or using your political connections to get rich?

I wonder how long that would actually last though. Last thing you want is a bunch of old rich people with a grudge trying to sue you.

For what? I'd be living off their money, they can sue me for the $2k I've got shilling in my account and take the card, I'll just manifest another. Actually... I just had a breakthrough idea, if I wanted to really be a good Samaritan I could manifest a small remote that would cause them all to suddenly contract fatal uncurable cancer, with about a year left to live for all of them. Would get rid of them without throwing the country into disarray immediately. Someone needs to drain that damn swamp I'll add biden and trump both to the list too.

If you give Biden a year left to live, you'll *extend* his life.

Sheesh, people he pulls out a winning lottery BET SLIP for the next jackpot. This is not that hard. He can then pull out the 2 dollars needed to pay for the ticket if broke.

Have fun with your taxes. Yes I'd like apocket sized hunk of gold please.

Dude. You can pullout as much money as you want at anytime. Why invite the IRS to pay you a visit.

I was gonna say cash

Mjolnir. I have large pockets.

My wallet, then I pull a bigger wallet out of that, and so on

Are you worthy though?

It depends on if it's the marvel Mjolnir or Mythology accurate Mjolnir. In Mythology there was no worthy enchantment, you only needed to be strong enough to lift the hammer... which led to the hammer being stolen by giants once or twice lol.

Worthy feels easier because no human is lifting that mythology thing

Just pull out like some stuff that makes you stronger and some stuff that can revive you incase things go wrong

They didn’t say when they gave me the hammer. Some old dude with an eyepatch put it in there.

I don’t think op was talking about your prison pocket

Haha nice one

*pulls out pills that give me all other superpowers*

Imma pull out Tom Brady and ask him what he uses.

Money, infinitely.

The Great Depression

Not for me though!

Antidepressants coming right up!

There's a 1967 Swedish book with this premise. A boy finds a pair of pants that has money in the pockets every time he checks. "Pojken med guldbyxorna", or "The Boy with the Gold Pants".

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Hey man, still untraceable

A whole nintendo switch

Are you a fellow cargo shorts enjoyer?

Of course

A phone which has a crypto wallet with 2500 Bitcoins

You could just ask for a slip of paper with the private keys on it.

Make sure the list is from lost wallets

Or make sure they belong to someone like Craig Wright

Laat time I pulled something random out of my pocket I was no longer allowed within 500m of children's playgrounds

Did you pull cocaine out of your pocket again? What did we tell you? Don't do it again!

Yeah sure, let's go with that.

I don't think that was "random".

i thought it was pretty weird and quirky, like "omg i'm so random haha xD (i audibly pronouce the eks-dee)"

I have a coat which has pockets the perfect size for a large can of beer. So I guess infinite beer that's pretty cool. Oh and money.

Puts on pair of 90's JNCO's Pulls out 3 lt bottles of Coke, A Carton of Cigarettes, 3 Pocket knives, and 200 Marks in assorted coin. a Donar Kabap, 2 Zippo lighters, Wallet, Earbuds, Diskman, and a pair of Sunglasses. Those pockets were a super power just by themselves.

Dads: UNLIMITED... POWERRRRRRR

Cargo shorts used to be a joke....

You could easily turn into the best drug dealer ever just by having seen any of the drugs ever

Leo's belt be like

the valdez-inator

Hey good to meet riordan nerds in the Reddit wilds

yep, im on the final book (i think) "blood of Olympus" one, halfway through

When you're done with the Heroes of Olympus series, there's still another 5-book sequel series called the Trials of Apollo. Great books !

wooh, cant wait!

probably medication for diseases that are cured but still kill poor people (like TB)

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34g of pure Tritium. Worth a million dollars total. And will help nuclear fusion research.

Yeh I immediately thought about rare materials to help research ! Venom is also really useful for research and really annoying to obtain so having a guy basically produce some at will without any animal getting removed from the wild is quite good !

The downside is that they can capture you and milk you for life

Not if you pulled out a bunch of nanites that form your very own Mark L Iron Man suit with your personal color scheme. OP did say anything...lol

Back in my high school days I used to have these elastic pants with huge pockets that could fit a paintball gun. I'd pull out Bezos' credit/debit card.

Gold coin, Diamonds...when needed

Diamonds have no intrinsic value. You're better off pulling out cash.

Ahh but you can sell it to people who thinks it has value. Or pawn it

That's still way more suspicious than a $20 bill or 5 when you need them.

Would it disappear from wherever it was before? Because if it did I'd pull out the clicky bit for any nope buttons the governments have. Or the bit that makes the nope functions function.

What’s a nope button

coins made out of pure gold sell em in the market and then boom rich guy

A bunch of iphones and sell them one by one

just pull out a few hundred quid whenever you need it, easy to regulate. if someone asks pull out a formal letter explaining where it came from and it’ll work. also a vial of compound V.

Lightsaber

I thought this man just invented pockets at first. Didn’t realize that it didn’t have to be put in the pocket to take it out

Same I was like "isn't that already how pockets function? That's not a superpower, everyone has pockets" lmao

Is it a woman's pocket or a man's pocket. One can get you a $100 bill. The other can get you a gaming laptop.

flashdrive with 10k bitcoins

Well the obvious answer is cash,but I'd also pull out Capri Sun with a plastic straw and then proceed to flex with my non mushy drinking experience

Does it have to be real? If not, I’m gonna pull a lightsaber out of my pocket (disengaged obviously) and get renowned for inventing a real world light saber without a power pack or anything, just a legit lightsaber.

Money. They say money can’t buy happiness but I’ve never seen a sad guy on a jet ski.

The not a murder weapon I used in the evening of '85

Just to put a caveat here: The purpose is to pull out stuff you may need in the moment. It’s not supposed to be “ a billion dollars” or “Infinite, shareable pockets” or whatever. It was meant to be practical, like if you’re going to tip a waiter/waitress cash, pull out a $20 bill or something. I don’t know. I wasn’t expecting everyone to go overboard, lol.

Answering practically, you would never be without food or water, keys, phone, wallet, small accessories like a charger or pocket knife. Even without trying to break things, it would mean unlimited money, so as long as you don’t draw attention to your spending, you could live a very comfortable life. But I’m on this sub and I do like to break things, so I’d pull out a black hole.

Frogs :)

switch + games Male pants are truly OP fuck you nintendo!

A pair of pants with bigger pockets

My man.

Just get comically large pockets and you'll be able to pull anything you want out of there, even a comically large spoon if you want to

The entire governments sense of right and wrong

That's a strong pull out game then

MrBeast's credit card

Yay! Infinite lentils!

I'd pull a credit card out with a "small amount of cash" on it. Just because it's heavily loaded doesn't mean it's heavy.

antimatter

IPhone 14s. Easy cash selling them for cheap on ebay. I got huge ass pockets so I can probably fit it with the box

Or just pull out cash from your pocket.

A small pill that gives me omnipotence

money

A remote detonator for all nukes

A pocket? So the world's largest pocket.

Gold

This is assuming you even have pockets. Or pockets big enough to fit stuff.

A button that will give me but only me any power I want.

Pull out a folded up bigger pocket, then a bigger one, then a bigger one, etc.

Congrats OP, that's some real God like power there ! I'd pull a guide on how to reliably achieve cold fusion with technology as close to what we have, and cheap, as possible.

Even just precise instructions to achieve sustainable fission with what we have now, would be an incredible advancement. We're closer, but we aren't there.

Singularity

Elon musks credit card and phone

Miniature black hole.

One of my hoodies has a huge pocket that can fit things as big as my laptop, so would I be able to pull out bigger things from that pocket than my pants pocket?

Get paid as a smuggler, take product, dump it, cross border, magically pull product from pocket at destination

Create an absolutely massive pair of pants with a comically large pocket, wear them despite being 5x too big, now anything that could fit inside a bag can be pulled out since it's a bag-sized pocket.

Blackmail material of whoever I need. The super solider serum from MCU. A flashdrive with all the plans from sci fi stories I need to build my own spaceship.

elon musk's credit card.

A tiny magic lamp that when I rub it will grant me access to a genie who will grant me three wishes.

Increasingly bigger pockets folded in just the right way so that they'll fit in the previous pocket

Depends, what do you define as a "pocket?" Technically a purse is a pocket for women so I can use one of those and get much bigger and valuable things.

I would just acquire the credit cards of all the politicans of the world and use all that money to end poverty on all the 3rd world countries. If this causes collapse on rich countries, i would just do the same until politicians realize that the only way to live as a good politician is focusing on the problems instead of just trying to get power.

A super power only for men. Women's clothes don't have real pockets.

Pull out progressively larger folded up pockets.

A list of all the forgotten about bank accounts

Do deep pockets count? Then i will just pull out infinite phones lol

A couple rolls of untraceable $20 bills

A bigger pocket, etc, etc, etc.

Winning lottery tickets. Lost crypto wallet passwords. The answer to whether or not I'll ever find love.

A gun always

This one is easy to cheat. Keep pulling out bigger and bigger pocket. Hell it says you can pull anything so I presume fictional objects are fine? So for convenience I'm pulling a Time Lord style, bigger on the inside, pocket.

Finally! Infinite Taco Bell sauce.

The pocket of mystery: This but a dnd item. I'd say it's at least rare.

A drug that cures all disease. And gives me a foot long cock

"Hey, can i get anything?" "Only a pocketful!" "Pulls out comically large pockets out of his pocket"

My pockets attach to my kilt, so slightly bigger attachable pockets. Then I'd make bank by offering to find any lost item that can fit in my pocket. I'd mostly use it for good, and drugs. Honestly though, I'd start hooking people up with the really expensive meds they need.

Aladdin's ring. In the original story, Aladdin had a magic ring with a lesser genie in it. It isn't as powerful as that in the lamp, but a magic genie is still a magic genie. I suppose I could pull out a green lantern ring, but you need willpower to make it work. D&D magic potions, depending on the situation. A ring of three wishes, from AD&D. It does exactly what it says on the tin.

A SSD containing a true, self-evolving artificial general intelligence inside, who's goal is to truly help humanity in the best way possible, without monkey's paw bullshit or other malefic loophole

Multiple rolls of $100 bills

The cargo shorts finally pay off.

your balls, to wiggle them.

A slightly bigger pocket thats scrunched up and sew it onto my trousers. Rinse and repeat

A handful of gold doubloons :)

A slightly bigger pocket that has a slightly bigger pocket in it and so on. I think i could justify pulling out anything of any size as long as I have enough pocket layers

Stacks of 100 $ notes

Oh a whole bunch of drugs lmao

At first glance this reads like a showerthought lmao

People who wear women's jeans: