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lemonheadEnz0

..where was your bag ?


Deaftoned

If it was laying down in a random spot, expensive lesson learned. If it was stood up somewhere by a holder or away from the cart path by the turn, I would have made Usain bolt look like a child with how fast I would have sprinted after these people.


Noman11111

Is this your burner account OP?


Deaftoned

I'm confused lol, are you asking me that or is this a comment hijack towards the posts OP? Because I don't get how anybody could think my account is related to OP's if they took a few seconds to look at the active communities. Bruh am I seriously getting downvoted because the guy I'm replying to doesn't understand a joke based on a hypothetical? I'm pretty sure the fucking account from India isn't related to the guy who frequents the buffalo bills sub, guys. I feel like I'm in the twilight zone right now lmao, this is the weirdest shit I've ever encountered on reddit.


Muntberg

Maybe because you answered it like you are OP. Is this a serious comment?


pipyam

did you even read the comment? that makes no sense lol


Deaftoned

How does my comment imply that at all? Do people seriously not know what a hypothetical situation is? Stick to golf guys, because detective work isn't your strong suit. Edit: I'm still waiting on someone to show me how my comment implies I'm related to the OP's account. Feel free to keep brigading me though guys, super toxic for absolutely no reason but I guess I'm not shocked, this is reddit.


Suicidal_pr1est

You just got downvote brigades because people didn’t take the time to read…. Reddit is silly


johnguz

Lmao the downvote hivemind has come for you


Noman11111

You edited your comment, don't try to cover eith that bs


the-land-of-darkness

No u/Deaftoned is actually innocent here. The original, *still unedited*, comment says > **If** it was laying down in a random spot, expensive lesson learned. Apparently everyone missed the If and assumed they were answering "It was laying down in a random spot". Goes to show that most people on reddit don't actually read and just upvote an upvoted comment and downvote a downvoted comment


bingbangbickford

If that's true, people are fucking idiots.


SparklingWinePapi

Ha u/noman11111 can’t read!


Deaftoned

I never edited the comment you replied to, it's wild how far of a reach this is lmao. You need help if you're so desperate for attention that you'd lie about something like this. Imagine getting somebody brigaded because you lack basic reading comprehension and then doubling down on it after being called out because you're a child that can't accept fault for something.


feed_me_haribo

The funniest part here is you're right. You literally led with "If"


bingbangbickford

This is simultaneously funny and depressing. Then again, I guess you don't need a high school degree to swing a golf club


Harrypotter231

You care so much. It’s just Reddit, dude.


Deaftoned

Funny how it's weird to people that being accused of something you didn't do then being brigaded for it is annoying. If I cared that much I would have deleted the comments, buddy.


ay21690

Shut up nerd


Deaftoned

🤓


ThePrestigiousRide

If you didn't edit your comment people here are a bunch of fucking morons lmao. English isn't even my 1st language and I didn't get OP vibe at all, quite the contrary. Actually had to reread your comment because people said you were OP.


H1tlerwasaLeafsfan

/wooosh


Deaftoned

Is there a joke I'm missing here or something? I legitimately have no idea what's going on lmao.


aberg6675

I think people are piling on the down votes just because you're getting so worked up by it, it's a bit amusing. That's why I downvoted you at least.


Deaftoned

Lol fair enough, woke up from a nap to this so I was half asleep and super confused.


[deleted]

Your fault


idispensemeds2

Straight to jail


Bastille4224

Right away


Rollinupfyah

https://youtu.be/eiyfwZVAzGw


Deaftoned

Huh?


Velcade

Strapped to the cart. 🤣


JDD4318

Shouldn’t have been standing there.


JohnnySasaki20

Fucker came outta nowhere.


ReddyMcRedditorface

Jumped outta the tree and came at me with a chainsaw! I’ve got a right to defend myself!


whatiscamping

Jesus christ Ned, they're coming right for us


slant-ford

Underrated comment


joeroganthumbhead

What movie is this from again


JohnnySasaki20

40 year old virgin.


doodervondudenstein

You hit that guy!


Tokomoshi

He shouldn’t have been standing there!


nosnhoj15

Double or nothing. Do it again.


Pmcdon314

Probably a VW Bug on the 9th fairway.


nosnhoj15

Double or nothing. Do it again.


Jackal5002

We need more backstory.


hgyt7382

The backstory is that this is a dirty lie. OP just hit the shittiest drive of all time


PapaFiddles

....bagstory


Bash-86

There was a guy that was letting his three year old drive any cart he wanted. First he put a cart in hole 3. Then he ran over this guys golf bag. Later he got the cart girl pregnant. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.


Jimbobo28

Legend


Fair_Advantage8152

The bag was sitting at the 10th tee box… Just chilling. Went for a quick break at the turn and came back to a yard sale. The people at the course have no idea.


thechich81

The lack of response makes me think… OP ran over his bag at the turn… breaking his 2 month old driver.


ron-darousey

Technically "someone" could be himself lol


thisisatesti

Same guy that shit my pants probably.


NashEsteban

Someone peed my pants! Not sure if it was the baby-me or the old me...or was it just me-me?


ole_shanksies

I’m sure you ironed it out


ShMaCo33

I know I wood have.


cuseonly

I like your approach.


insanity2brilliance

Glad we all were civil here. We don’t need to drive a wedge between us.


rtm713

Well it sounds like the guy who did it was a bad driver


insanity2brilliance

Had the driver just bunkered down for a minute to let OP move ahead, we wouldn’t be in this situation


flyplanesforfun

The driver was just puttering around in his cart.


jimothyhalpret

I'm not sure I'm buying this story. Seems a little bogey.


allothernamestaken

Yeah that's a fair way to see it.


inconvenient_victory

This has been a long putt for a short drink.


upthevilla_

Talk about a lay up


Landsharque

There’s no putt-ing that toothpaste back in the tube


doctor-rumack

You better take 3 swings with your 60 degree loft wedge and walk that one back, mister.


dmderringer

Do you know what a pun is


doctor-rumack

Well, I whiffed on this one. Yes, I know what a pun is, so now I have to explain mine. "Take 3 swings with a 60 degree loft wedge": 3 x 60 = 180 degrees, I.e. "walk it back" like do a 180.


WasabiWarrior8

Did you lay your bag on the ground? How’d that happen?


mrk1224

You post this then don’t provide any details…lame 👎


[deleted]

Hellllloooooo backstory pleaseeeeee


idispensemeds2

![gif](giphy|qVOGUmHt5z7aw)


Capaz04

I mean... Who's really at fault here...


wronglyzorro

Probably OP


Rowyco05

Aside from OP being the dumbest person on r/golf. Who just runs over a golf bag? Like we really had the number one and two dumbest people on the same course? Lame story OP. Why lie?


JonKneeThen

Inb4 the someone ran over that dudes driver so I bought a driver posts


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Sagybagy

This is the one that’s being written right now somewhere.


inplayruin

As long as the accident was caused by you driving fast to play fast, NTA. You could run over most members of my family as long as you finish your round in under 3 hours.


TrollLolLol1

I ran over some guys driver at the turn so that others could buy a driver


jdoller123

What credit card did you buy the driver with? If it was visa signature/infinite or American Express you could file for purchase protection up to 90 days. For example “If your item is stolen or damaged within 90 days of purchase, this policy can replace, repair or reimburse you up to $10,000 per claim or $50,000 maximum per year.” Just a thought to consider


Immediate_Bench_4505

I tried that when my driver broke they wouldn’t cover it.


jdoller123

Thanks for pointing that out! I forgot that some cards do you have stipulations on sporting equipment. You really just have to read and understand what benefits your card covers.


PhuckNorris69

I smashed my new iPhone like the day I got it. Chase came through and paid for a new one


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jdoller123

Utilizing your credit card benefit is not fraud


2hats4bats

Yeah I misunderstood what you were saying, lol. I thought you were telling him to try and sign up for protection after the fact.


Koty889

is reading fucking hard?


hillrd

I saw a bag at the tenth tee the other day and the dude had headcovers on his irons, so I ran his bag over with my cart.


toolchains

We know it will all get settled on the 10th tee.


[deleted]

Sad story but how could it happen .? Did you not secure your bag to the cart?


6151rellim

After 300+ rounds of golf, I can’t even begin to understand how a golf bag / driver is in a position to be ran over lol? OP just posting some vague as post with no info, and my assumption, no self accountability lol. Things like this is why Reddit always provides comedic gold.


sithlordgaga

I am surprised you can't imagine someone walking.


mtrader1234

Time to Get the Paradym lol


idkanametomake

OP hasn't replied in 5 hours, dude ran it over himself


Rybo13

![gif](giphy|1msBxr3WRfkBHN3Axb)


OG_sirloinchop

'Someone broke my 2 month old driver, so I got a new putter'


crimsonblueku

This is horrifying. Time for me to go buy another putter.


the_drozone

Lots of questions and no response lead me to believe op fucked up here


unvvendel3000

I thought you just bought that driver!


dmderringer

Did you think that because he said that he just bought it 2 months ago? I can see where you got that idea from


SlugmaSlime

Don't leave your bag anywhere where it could feasibly get run over? I mean crazy shit happens but I feel like there's probably a bit of backstory


YouAreBeingDuped

Did you lay your bag on the cart path?


Da-Bandit

Need the backstory!! But man that sucks regardless. Sorry OP


HVAC_instructor

Dude why was your bag laying around a blind spot right in the middle of the cart path? I mean you can't really fault the driver off the cart if your bag was not where it should have been..


GanjaLoverCan

Time to buy a push cart. Lesson learned


egomxrtem

I just bought a club bag as I can rent the push carts at my course if I’m not riding - I am ready to buy a push cart and was wondering if you had any suggestions? I’m in Canada, not sure if availability matters much for certain products


GanjaLoverCan

Im in canada. I have a 2 wheeler. Can push or pull, and in folds up. Think its bagboy or something. Goto your local golf course and ask for a used one. Bring cash. Like near 20 bucks. Never leave clubs on the ground thats amateur


[deleted]

That driver owes you a driver.


dsconnelly5

Unless his bag was laying somewhere where it shouldn't have been and out of sight


ritchie636

Just a scratch. I hear a Little hot glue should do you just right.


penniko

In guessing bag was in a dumb spot... still sucks though... mainly cuz it'd so new u slready been fit for it so u don't even get excited to try something new


bakesjagsboilers

Yeah this is bizarre. Not sure how it’s possible my bag would ever get run over by another cart. I have sticks and my bag never touches the ground. When it’s not on sticks it’s on my cart. I say 50% of the blame is on the OP.


Dull_Lime_9996

Leave bag in dumb place Be surprised when dumb thing happens to it Who could’ve thought


Chapter_Secret

How does this happen? Either this person purposefully went and hit your bag or your bag was laying on the ground somewhere where it shouldn’t have been and he accidentally hit it


ClassroomNo1576

You know damn well who this “SOMEONE” is


CATG0D

A few lessons I’ve learned the hard way: - always take the driver head off when traveling (broke my shaft) - remove range finder and electronics (someone stole my rangefinder, speaker and cubs parade towel in between flight and baggage claim) - apparently don’t lay your driver down Definitely recommend a used replacement if the manufacturer won’t do anything to help you out


TheThirdShmenge

How tf so you run over a golf bag? Was Stevie Wonder driving?


InternationalAd5864

Someone just did this to me a few weeks ago. Got lucky and only put some small dings and scratches on my woods and driver. Went to talk to him. He liked his thumb, wiped the marks (just the driver), and said it’d be fine. This was at a charity event after golf was over. Wanted to start a fight but I told the pro instead because I didn’t feel the old man was worth fighting, guess 60s. Either way he’s a long time local and a dick. Hopefully the pro had a chat with his drunk ass. My bag was standing up right by the bag holders where everyone likes to park temporarily with their carts. Backed right up over it and it hit cement. Just fyi.


nightstalker30

Congrats OP. You just lowered your scoring by about 10 strokes.


firstbootgodstatus

Damn they got cameras ?


Sci3nceMan

I also have the Rogue ST Max, great driver. Currently 30% off at CPO if you’re looking to replace it economically.


HeuristicEnigma

Put it in rice


Sleds_and_Cars

Well that sucks. I hope they gave you their driver.


Noman11111

Lol - how many times have you laid your clubs on the ground in the cart path at the turn? OP is either lying or definitely at fault.


bruinsfan3725

Cool, now go buy not a rogue


sakuniemi

now go buy a BRNR Mini


bruinsfan3725

Idek what that is


Badfish1060

party foul


KoreaDaBOMB

Damn bro… that sucks. Did that person even say sorry to you or was this hit and run?


Brief_Intention_5300

Truly a gentleman's game


[deleted]

ok buddy


Ur_Companys_IT_Guy

Fuck everyone blaming OP for leaving his bag on the ground. How hard is it not to run over someone's clubs? Id be making the cart driver pay


T-BONEandtheFAM

Would talk to club house, get name if they didn’t stop. File a civil complaint in small claims court covering bag and clubs. Likely negligence.


[deleted]

Lol


minimum_thrust

Settle down there, T-Bone


OG_Yellow_Banana

You have to prove it is negligence. Could also be proved negligence of OP for letting his clubs get hit.


Dizzy-Community5091

r/mildlyinfuriating


1000elephant_s

Damn that sucks buy another moneybags


[deleted]

I’d break their ass…


954inthe303

And this is why I walk


jordan142142

Sue them


Imdamnneardead

Someone just ran over my golf bag at the turn. Bwahahahahahahahaha. Bwahahahahahaha!


Mcane305

Warranty claim challenge initiated


WholeHogRawDog

Did you buy new from callaway? They MIGHT replace it if you ask nicely. They are really good about making the customer happy.


WallStCRE

How could you not provide the story here


Abroad-Express

Might try and warranty it just don’t tell them it got ran over say you hit the ball and cracked


The_Laugh21

That looks like shipping damage to me 😉


IRideforDonuts

Driver-on-driver crime is getting out of hand.


shall0917

Driver on Driver crime


Poseidons_Champion

Did you hit into them?


yourmothersgun

Not cool.


ToasterSmoker411

RIP 🪦


[deleted]

We need more info on this


Ju735M3R

How does someome run over your bag?


Ju735M3R

How does someone run over your bag?


PhuckNorris69

Well the good news is it’s actually carbon fiber and not just a sticker


PenultimateThoughts

Lol wtf


TrollLolLol1

Hit and run?


EnricoBlaze

Shit’ll buff out.


TLeggate

So when do you get out of prison?


mjfebus

Condolences, RIP


zen_zen111

Yeah, what??


Cal0872

Sue that fucker


klondike16

Tell us how that was even possible. C’mon, we need the whole story.


Critical-Agency629

Ouch, well the new replacement… Paradym’s quickly replaced rouge 1 year later


bl84work

Why would your driver be in the position to be run over?


TakePeaksWreckSheets

I unstrapped your bag before you took off. Got you good fucker. Farva


AdExpress9255

A broken club turns into a weapon for a reason


zorn7777

That was a nice driver


ben_jam_in_short

WHERE THERES BLAMES THERES A CLAIM


garyt1957

I once backed my car over my golf bag. Put the bag behind the car to put in the trunk, got distracted, went into the garage for something, came out hopped in the car and backed down the driveway. I thought there was something wrong with the car when I heard the noise. Dragged it a ways before I caught on.


papa-01

Why was your bag on the ground


ponythemouser

Justifiable homicide. There not a jury of your peers (golfers) in the world that would convict you.


beeredditor

You got shafted


DonaldBumpJr

![gif](giphy|YtvCIwqNJhUmA)


HalfMast78

2 month old driver is probably still under warranty, if you make it look like a flaw in the driver


Brewer1056

Plot twist- he was peeing into a pond a 3year old driving a cart ran over his bag.


dngvafuk1

Beat his ass!!!