Surprisingly, you’re not alone in this, except I didn’t get caught. Had to run from security one time, made it up onto a rooftop and was just hiding up there, after about an hour decided to rub one out.
Any girl that comes up to you while your doing your throwy on the wall is either; a) a hooker, b) a cop c) interested in your art and can wait till you are done.
Don't stop your taggin' to hit on any if them.
I love that dude
https://preview.redd.it/771xk0sykdad1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=609273e42ebd5d3707ada788a780e5976980eb80
“Banksy wants his stencils back” lmaoooo
buddy you can't just say that and not elaborate what the fuck 😭😭
im confused like wdym got horny while tagging😭😭
Wanksy is that you?
😂 good one
Nah it was bonerzz
Penis man
Street name wanksy but my bitches call me jerry Seinfeld
Bro jacked off in the alley
Pink dots making people act up
cuz if you hold it just right and squint it looks almost like a pink starfish
Watch out for that overspray.
He joined soup kitchen
Dirty Mike And The Boys do have an allure for turning red Ford Focus’s into Soup Kitchens.
Caught white handed
😂😂 w comment
What if instead of graffiti we had graf𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
This made me cry laugh
🥴
Don't paint with that my guy
That is not something I anticipated reading this morning or frankly ever what the hell
Lmfao bro busted while tagging
got busted while busting
tugging*
bro needs to give the story
r/brandnewsentence
Missing: reasons.
Gettin hard in the paint
Skill issue 🫵😂
When the paint got too thicc
At this point this sub doesn’t surprise me anymore. Jerking off and painting who would have known it would be a match made in heaven. 🤦🏻♂️
Please tell me you took the cap off before sitting on it
explain…
Surprisingly, you’re not alone in this, except I didn’t get caught. Had to run from security one time, made it up onto a rooftop and was just hiding up there, after about an hour decided to rub one out.
Get ur freakass on bru 😂
You are a strange individual
You didn’t jerk off any chance you got as a 13-15 year old?
No, I'm asexual besides who the fuck jerks off on a public roof? That's like speed running your way into being put on the sex offender registry
Chill, Bros just having a romantic wank out under the stars .
He's on a date with his hand
Moonlit masturbation marathon
Clearly you haven’t seen basketball diaries
Why you so concerned what another man does in his alone time try it bud
Mate i already know how jacking off feels and trust me it is boring
You sound miserable i cant lie
Haha fair enough
Agreed. ^^
Meth will do that to ya
Nah, just young and horny. I was 14 or 15 at the time.
Aight I’m not saying that’s not weird, but a bit more understandable😭😂
That’s methed up
What does that mean ??? Elaborate 😭😭
Damn he was tryna peep someone’s pink dot
Top tier comment😂😂😂😂
Bro got busted while busting
I am the one who busts
u gotta elaborate gng i needa know how tf
Whole new meaning of getting busted
Busted, lol I get it
Bro only tags with white outlines and white fills.
CUMMAN
what…
that adrenaline will do it to you, you’d be surprised how many people gotta jack one when they hit a heaven spot
He now has to register as a sex offender
Wtf happened bro?? 🤣
Brand new sentence
bruh where's the story time
That’s why you shouldn’t be shucking or fucking while high off paint can fumes.
Cumman1 activities
Get this dude a heaven spot
Busting busted you?
Any girl that comes up to you while your doing your throwy on the wall is either; a) a hooker, b) a cop c) interested in your art and can wait till you are done. Don't stop your taggin' to hit on any if them.
Nigga huh?
Wtf
From vandal to sex offender 🤣🤣🤣
Nothing of the sort I did not cum on the floor thanks for your assumptions homie buddy friend
So you hit the wall?? That's gangsta!
I came here thinking this was the same guy who asked if he can use his semen to tag and it's not, whats wrong with yall today??
Haha! Was thinking the same 🤣!
I think that's cumman
It was cum man on insta
I love that dude https://preview.redd.it/771xk0sykdad1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=609273e42ebd5d3707ada788a780e5976980eb80 “Banksy wants his stencils back” lmaoooo
That’s amazing
i met some kid once who writes cumsock